What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Twitter?"

Dai Mao entered through the back door and stood on Lin Fan's shoulder, curious for a while.

"nice one."

The man twisted a powerful pill: "Cure all diseases, cure diseases after eating, and strengthen the body if there are no diseases!"

"..."

The poke on Daimao's head was trembling: "Twitter!"

"Hey?! You!"

Lin Fan wanted to say something more, but Daimao had already flown into the small courtyard...

If it could speak, it would definitely curse: "Although I am not human, you are a real dog!"

"Hey, the birds of the new era have learned to be good, really..."

The fellow shook his head and shook his head: "It's a pill with elixir added, even if something goes wrong, it's not poisonous, right? It's really..."

"Okay, watch me swallow one myself."

He was about to swallow the medicine when there was a knock on the door...

"Are you at home? Open the door when you are at home. I need you if I need something."

The long-lost voice of the charterer Zhou Na sounded.

"Hey, are you back?"

Lin Fan opened the door and took a look, only to find that Zhou Na's little BMW was parked at the door, and there was another person sitting on the co-pilot.

Zhou Qi!

It's just that at this moment, the boy's face was so crippled that he forced a smile at Lin Fan.

"What's the matter?"

Lin Fan burst into joy: "Your brother was beaten?"

Zhou Na put her hands on her hips and sneered, "Yes, I beat you!"

"...Uh, no, why did you beat him up?"

"I still want to ask you! This kid said, you told him to pursue the truest self and not to be bound by the rules and regulations of reality. That's why he...would go to women's clothing and go to comic exhibitions, Is there still a live broadcast?!"

"Gah?!"

Lin Fan was taken aback.

Ladies? Comic show? Also live!

hiss……

This kid is good at playing!

But when did I tell him this? Is it possible that our saint is a scam? !

Lin Fan's heart skipped a beat.

As a result, in the blink of an eye, I saw that this kid was constantly winking at me, clasping fists and bowing...

Got it!

Nonsense!

Lin Fan coughed dryly: "Sister Na, you know how I am. Although I hate those rules and regulations, how can a man pretend to be a woman?!"

Zhou Qi was taken aback for a moment, then... began to tremble.

"I said yes."

Zhou Na gritted her teeth: "I knew this kid must be lying to me, now confronting me face to face, what else do you have to say?!"

Zhou Qi didn't say a word, and looked at Lin Fan with all kinds of resentful eyes, extremely heartbroken.

"You don't talk about morality!!!"

he yelled.

"Little brother dei, you can eat this stuff, but you can't talk nonsense, I never said those words~!"

"Besides... Sister Na, in my opinion, it's a disease that looks like women's clothing!"

"This is sick, it needs to be cured!"

"right!"

Zhou Na nodded again and again, fully approving: "So I'm going to take him to the psychiatrist, and give him some advice..."

"A young man, what's wrong with you, go to women's clothing, and even go to a place with a lot of people like Manga Exhibition, and he's even prettier than me?"

Lin Fan: "..."

So is that why you're so angry?

The corner of the guy's mouth grinned: "Hey, sister Na, actually, there's no need to see a psychiatrist."

"Then how to cure the disease?"

"Cough cough."

Clearing his throat, the fellow said quietly: "Actually, Sister Na, you don't know me well enough. On the surface, I am a vagrant, but in fact... I am still a drug seller."

"Cure all diseases..."

"The powerful pill that cures all diseases? Are you still a charlatan in love?"

"...This is really a cure for all diseases!"

Lin Fan stared: "Sister Na, you can't just say nothing and ruin my innocence~"

"..."

"Can't you eat people to death?"

Zhou Na hesitated a little...

"sister?!"

Zhou Qi suddenly exclaimed: "Sister, I am your own brother, you... what are you going to do?"

"Then can I poison your brother to death?" Lin Fan patted his chest: "Diliwan, it's good!"

"..."

"Try one!"

"sister?!"

Zhou Qiren is stupid!

However, Lin Fan said flatteredly: "That's great, but I dare not say that the medicine will cure the disease. After all, there was no such thing as women's fetishism in the past..."

"..., try."

Now that Zhou Na has made a decision, she will not change it easily.

It was useless even if Zhou Qi cried and shouted, he just took the pill from Lin Fan and gulped it down for his younger brother.

Who the hell is Lin Fan?

Zhou Na couldn't tell either.

However, knowing martial arts, being able to refine jade muscle ointment... these are all things that exist in legends!

So, now he took out the 'Strong Pill'... Could it be an ordinary product? It must be a good thing!

As long as it doesn't kill anyone, let Zhou Qi eat it to death!

A moment later, Zhou Qi was forcibly drugged, and he was paralyzed on the co-pilot, his face full of lovelessness...

Only then did Lin Fan realize that Zhou Qi's legs and feet were inconvenient.

Simply put, the leg was broken? !

"His legs?!"

"..."

Zhou Na looked embarrassed: "Well, you know that, now I have what you gave me in my body, and I can't control that, so..."

Lin Fan: "(⊙o⊙)..."

Why do these words sound so strange? !

Although Lin Fan understood Zhou Na's meaning, no matter how he heard or thought about it, he felt strange and something was wrong...

Zhou Qi: "(O_O)??!!!!"

"Wow!!! You actually, unexpectedly?!!!"

What did this guy leave in my sister's body? ! ! !

So let my sister lose control of herself? And then broke my leg? ! It broke the bone directly! ! !

So here comes the problem.

What can a man leave in a woman's body? ! Use your butt to know everything, okay?

Moreover, even if you keep that thing, how can a woman not control herself? ! It just doesn't make sense at all.

unless……

She is pregnant? !

Because it is said that when you are pregnant, your temper will be very strong, and you can't control yourself...

Fuck? !

This guy impregnated my sister and cheated me so much that my leg was broken? !

Zhou Qiren is stupid, what the hell is this called? !

In an instant, he made up a big play...

as soon as...

This pair of "adulterate couples" worked hand in hand, they knew from the very beginning that they had a penchant for dressing up as women, so they asked Lin Fan to pretend to wear women's clothes to lure themselves to follow him!

Then...the two of them pretended not to know each other well, but they were actually together a long time ago, and even had a child! ! !

Woohoo, but I was kept in the dark, until now, I didn't understand the reason of the matter!

"What's your expression?"

Seeing Zhou Qi's expression of shock, heartache, grief, helplessness, despair and anger intertwined, Lin Fan blinked: "Brother Dei, do you feel that something is wrong?"

"I'm not right anywhere!!!"

Peng!

The car door opened, and the guy jumped down, pointing at Lin Fan: "You...you...you, me, alas!!!"

He let out a long sigh, as if he had endless sorrows through the ages, extremely uncomfortable.

"That's all."

In the end, Zhou Qi gave a miserable smile: "Treat my sister well, otherwise, I will never let you go."

Then, the guy turned around.

The expression couldn't be tense for a moment, and the corners of the mouth were cracked to the back of the ears.

Are they together? !

It's good to be together!

We are together, and we have made it public to me, won't they both kiss me and me, you and me, and then have no time to care about me?

The freedom that I, Zhou Qi, has been looking forward to for many years is finally here! ! !

"etc!!!"

He was stopped by Zhou Na before he had time to run away.

The smile on his face suddenly subsided, turned into grief and indignation and turned around: "What's wrong, sister?!"

"Your leg!?"

Zhou Na's red lips directly became type 0.

Zhou Qi was taken aback for a moment, then he came to his senses and looked at his legs in disbelief...

He was so excited just now that he almost forgot that he was still holding his legs like a mother! There are still plaster casts on the legs, but now? ? ?

"Oh, hell, it hurts so much!"

He fell to the ground, and Zhou Na's face changed slightly.

But in the next second, Zhou Qi's pain disappeared, and he tapped the plaster cast on his leg, his face full of confusion: "???"

"It doesn't seem to hurt much?"

"this!?"

Zhou Na looked at Lin Fan: "You..."

"Cure all diseases, Dali pill, Dali pill."

Lin Fan grinned, and at the same time, he was a little shocked.

This thing works great!

So good to explode!

Swallowing it up to now, less than three minutes, will the fracture be healed?

Cowhide!

"I……"

Zhou Na opened her mouth, but found that she didn't know what to say. This scene happened in front of her eyes, and she couldn't believe it!

But the problem is, this is too 'unscientific'.

"Your medicine?"

"Diliwan, it's very useful."

"!!!"

Zhou Na was stunned, as if she suddenly thought of something, and then... kicked the plaster board on Zhou Qi's leg.

Click!

The gypsum board burst immediately, and Zhou Qi was almost scared to pee.

"Sister?! You...you stop!"

"I'm your own brother, do you want to break my leg again and try the medicine?!"

He was also shocked by the magic of this medicine just now, but at this moment... Oh my god, he even suspected that Zhou Na could break her leg again just to test the efficacy of the medicine.

"Nonsense, I'm not a fool!"

Zhou Na scolded: "Go home, don't be ashamed here, I have something important to discuss with Lin Fan!"

"..."

Zhou Qi quickly got up, turned around and ran.

"Tch, these two just think I'm a light bulb...Damn it!"

...

"Go into the house and talk!"

After pulling Lin Fan into the room, Zhou Na's face was slightly solemn: "The medicine you told me and Qin Ya before is the so-called 'Dali Pill'?"

"right."

Lin Fan nodded.

This is what Lin Zixiao said, but what is the difference between us and her? Right?

"I have seen the effects of healing and healing." Zhou Na whispered, "It's incredible."

"If you really have the effects of prolonging life, preventing all diseases, whitening and anti-aging as you said, then this medicine is priceless!"

This is amazing!

There are similar sayings in both Chinese and Western medicine for one hundred days of trauma to the meridian and bone, especially for fractures, which are very uncomfortable for one hundred days.

But what about Lin Fan?

Take a pill, and within three to two minutes, you're already alive and kicking...

Isn't the effect of this medicine intuitive enough?