What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"..."

The corner of Dan Chengzi's mouth twitched: "Senior Brother Fang, you are too treacherous, isn't this a typical dead friend who never died?!"

"Hey, brother, you can't say that. There is a saying in Buddhism, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, brother, I'm doing this for your own good!"

Shen Suanzi looked displeased, as if he had been misunderstood.

"Then you're going?"

Dan Chengzi couldn't laugh or cry.

"Brother, I am here to fulfill you!"

"..."

Fatty Dan rolled his eyes: "Okay, I'll go as long as I go, you're so foolish."

He left, very dashing.

"Um?"

The fortune teller suddenly felt a little uncomfortable: "This fat man, why is he so straightforward this time? This is not normal..."

Based on his understanding of Dan Chengzi, this guy may not be able to do other things, but he is a first-class master at stealing, cheating, and avoiding trouble.

Chen Feihua and others were so stinky, but he agreed so easily? There must be something wrong!

"It's actually quite normal."

At this time, Qi Zi Fanle said, "With this fat man's personality, how can he have no back-up? I dare say that he must have already refined something like a elixir that can lower the smell, so it is simply Don't be afraid."

"Otherwise, if he, a guy who dared to take the name of the first alchemy person of the younger generation, was stinked to death by his own elixir in the future, wouldn't it be ridiculous?"

"It must have been prepared."

"I see……"

The fortune teller came to a sudden: "What His Highness said is timely."

...

Huang Chang's shouts continued.

Even, it wasn't just Huang Chang. Seeing that Qi Zixiao hadn't moved, more and more people clamored.

"Qi Zixiao, are you a shrinking turtle?!"

"Is this how the saintess of the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion behaves?"

"It's really ridiculous!"

"The Saintess of the Purple Mansion is really good at inheriting it, all of them are like this, it's just..."

Someone wanted to scold, but when it came to this, it seemed that someone had covered their mouths, and they couldn't speak anymore.

On Haoyue Peak, Qi Zi Fan blinked: "Everyone is like this? What do you mean? Could it be... the previous saint?"

"At the beginning, Su Muxue, the previous saint, was a famous 'Purple Mansion Demon' in the world of cultivating immortals..." Sister Ah Wu's voice transmission sounded in Qi Zi Fan's mind.

"Hey!"

Qi Zi Fan was immediately amused, feeling very interesting. At the same time, he also developed a strong interest in the previous saint.

...

dark place.

Su Muxue narrowed her eyes.

"Is there really someone who dares to speak out about me?!"

Jiu Wulian shook his head and retorted: "Calm down, calm down, didn't he say it?"

...

The yelling is still going on.

until……

The chubby Dan Chengzi wandered to the outer door, and said to many outer door disciples: "Don't you think it smells bad? It's so close?"

"you are?!"

Such as Dan Chengzi, one of the "Top Ten Disciples", is simply a god-like boss to the outer disciples.

Seeing him this time, he was naturally excited and inexplicable: "Brother Dan, why are you here?"

"Our outer door is bitterly cold, why do you need to come here in person? If there is something to do, just give me an order, and I will definitely take care of it for you."

"Hehe, easy to say, easy to say..."

Dan Chengzi shook his head, this feeling of being respected is very comfortable, I like it so much~

"But you should stay away, it's really smelly here."

"Okay, brother!"

The outer disciples retreated again and again, only to find that Dan Chengzi was still moving forward...

"Isn't Senior Brother Dan afraid of smell?"

"this……?"

They don't understand.

And outside the array.

After seeing Dan Chengzi, Chen Feihua and other tens of thousands of monks stopped scolding immediately... because they recognized this fat man!

"Hey, that fat man, tell your saint to come out!"

"Don't think I don't know you, you are with Qi Zixiao at all, let her come out and give us an explanation!"

"It's you, what do you mean you are enjoying yourself?"

They curse.

But soon found that Dan Chengzi seemed not afraid of smell at all, walked to the edge of the formation with a face of enjoyment, and then stood there cautiously...

"You are also worthy to see my Highness?"

The fat man had one hand on his hip, and his face was full of sarcasm: "If you have the ability, you can call in?!"

I am Nima! ! !

Chen Feihua and other tens of thousands of monks from various sects only felt their veins throbbing in their brains and their anger was burning.

call in?

This **** is the formation of the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, used to defend against foreign enemies!

Even if those big bosses of your uncle come here, they will inevitably be invincible for a while. You let us contemporary disciples break in?

I hit your mother!

"Fatty, don't be crazy!"

The Buddha jumped.

His cultivation base is not high, he is only in the Nascent Soul stage, and he didn't dare to beep at all when he was buried in the ground, especially when facing Qi Zixiao, he only dared to play tricks at most, but now?

"Come out if you have the ability, we are one-on-one, if I don't hit you, you vomit blood!"

"Come in if you have the ability!"

Fatty Dan curled his lips: "I vomited blood after being hit? It seems that you have forgotten your own bloody disaster? Come on, come in, we will fight one-on-one, if you don't beat you out, you will be regarded as a cleanser!" "

Fuck! ! !

Fozi suddenly became exasperated.

This shit is like shrimp and pig's heart!

As soon as he opened his mouth, he raised the painful spot, and the Buddha immediately gritted his teeth.

But... At this moment, Huang Chang said, "Fatty, why aren't you afraid of smell? Could it be that you like this smell?"

"Do you think I'm one of you sloppy people who like to stink?"

"As the number one alchemist of the younger generation, I have my own means to block everything, hmph."

"I won't talk nonsense with you, it seems that you have nothing to do."

Fatty Dan was full of contempt, and almost killed Chen Feihua and other tens of thousands of monks from various sects: "I am here for His Highness, don't you want to see His Highness?"

"Unfortunately, His Highness is busy and has no time to talk to you, so if you want to say something, just say it here."

"I don't think she dares to come?"

Xu Yang glared at her angrily: "It's ridiculous for a dignified saint to be so cowardly."

"If I am the saint of Dayan Holy Land..."

"If your saintess is like this, then it's really your family's great virtue accumulated for millions of years!" Fatty Dan 'rushed to answer' directly.

"I bother!"

Xu Yang almost vomited.

This damn, you are not ashamed, but proud of it? !

It is simply refreshing the three views!

Although there is no such thing as the Three Views in the world of cultivating immortals, there are still similar concepts. At this moment, Xu Yang almost wants to vomit blood.

"etc!"

In the end, before Xu Yang could say anything else, Fatty Dan said again: "Didn't I tell you to stop talking nonsense? What are you talking about?"

"I almost forgot about the business, watch it!"

Fatty Dan took out his phone...

Xu Yang was about to scold his mother, but was stopped by Chen Feihua: "Wait, let's see what tricks he plays."

"Today, if we don't give us a satisfactory answer, how can we leave?!"

"That's right!"

"Just look at what tricks he uses!"

Someone spoke one after another, and after that, Chen Feihua and other tens of thousands of monks from various sects all fell silent, looking at Dan Chengzi eagerly, wondering what he was going to do.

It's just that during this process, the tears kept flowing.

Then, they saw that Dan Chengzi took out a very special 'spirit stone', and then performed some operations that they could not understand.

"Account, password? What is that?"

"What picture is this again? Friends? Many people..."

"He clicked on the saint among friends!"

Under everyone's astonished gazes, Dan Chengzi chose to send a voice message, and the guy cleared his throat and said, "Your Highness, I'm already in place."

Immediately after sending, there is a message reply.

Dan Chengzi clicked on it, and everyone could hear Qi Zixiao's voice.

"The live broadcast is on, let them all watch it."

"Good!"

Without saying a word, Fatty Dan directly switched to the live broadcast mode...

At this moment, Qi Zi Fan's live broadcast has appeared, and everyone can click in to watch it. At the same time, tens of thousands of 'viewers' are already watching the live broadcast.

Dan Chengzi was also unambiguous, and clicked in immediately.

Then, the screen appeared.

This picture is not too big, even if Dan Chengzi magnifies it to the maximum, it is only ten feet in size.

Tens of thousands of people would not be able to see clearly a ten-foot-sized screen normally, but as a cultivator, their eyesight and five senses are far superior to ordinary people, so naturally there is no problem.

At this moment, in the picture, Qi Zixiao is standing on the top of Haoyue Peak, with the familiar coffin behind him!

It's just that, compared with before, the coffin is now many times smaller, but even so, it is still a bit ridiculously large.

"Everyone in the audience."

Facing the 'camera', Qi Zi Fan smiled calmly: "This time, the holy girl went out, took the opportunity to come back, and gained something."

"As you can see, this coffin is one of the biggest gains."

"But apart from that, there are many other gains, such as..."

Crash.

With a wave of Qi Zixiao's hand, a large expanse of jewels and treasures appeared, and then, all kinds of magic weapons were suspended behind him, so densely packed that it was impossible to count how many there were at a glance.

But any one is at least a spiritual weapon!

magic weapon?

It doesn't exist at all!

There are even a lot of treasures, including two or three Dao artifacts, which are of amazing value.

"My sky knife!"

Chen Feihua immediately exclaimed.

"And my bodhi seed!"

"My black and gold twin swords!"

I don't know how many people exclaimed at this moment. They found their own treasures from the images, and their eyes turned red.

"What exactly is Qi Zixiao going to do?!"

"This is clearly the treasure we were waiting for. She took it away by force, and dare to say that it was her harvest in the burial ground?!"

"It's unreasonable, she's gone too far!"

Chen Feihua and other tens of thousands of monks scolded their mothers one after another. At the same time, everyone felt an ominous premonition in their hearts.

...

"What is she going to do?"

Jiu Wu and Su Muxue hid incognito not far away, the former was very surprised: "Can the live broadcast solve the problem?"

On the other hand, Su Muxue was thoughtful, and exclaimed, "Zi Xiao is really talented! Such a way, even if I was back then, I couldn't think of it~!"

They both thought they were hiding well.

But he didn't know that with Sister Ah Wu around, his whereabouts had already been controlled by Qi Zi Fan.

It's just that he didn't point it out.