What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Stinky... dick?

It's okay to be a dick, but it still stinks?

Qi Zixiao is not a novice who has just arrived on Earth, plus he has learned to surf the Internet and has a mobile phone by his side. Isn't he familiar with these Internet terms?

Stinky dick...it's even more unbearable than a dead fat house!

Qi Zixiao immediately became unhappy.

Although this guy really didn't find any advantages other than being handsome and being able to fool people, but no matter what, he was tied to this saint, so why do you scold him?

If you scold him, isn't that scolding the saint?

With a blank expression on her face, she reached out and took out the key, pressed it lightly, and the car lights turned on...

"!???"

In an instant, the girl who called Qi Zixiao a stinky dick was completely dumbfounded. She first looked at the keys in her hand, then at the car, and then at the clothes on the person, wanting to vomit blood!

I was even more mad in my heart.

You said that you are obviously a big local tyrant, why are you wearing such low-key clothes, you? !

Don’t you know that it’s low-key for rich people to wear T-shirts and shorts, but it’s a shame for poor people to wear them?

At this moment, the girl was extremely embarrassed, and her face changed one after another, like a rainbow.

"That... sorry, I didn't mean you, I meant that, that..."

Qi Zixiao chuckled.

Didn't you mean me?

I know you scolded that guy.

But the key is the saint who is on the number now!

She still didn't speak, just watched quietly.

But another girl at the side reacted and said, "Xiaoyan, how can you talk like that?"

"We borrowed someone's car to take pictures, so say sorry."

"I'm... sorry."

'Xiaoyan' can be regarded as having found the steps, I am sorry.

"It doesn't matter."

Qi Zixiao responded lightly.

"Really?!"

Xiaoyan showed excitement.

Qi Zixiao: "..."

fake~

She opened her mouth quietly, then opened the car door and sat on it: "Go for a drive?"

"Is it really possible?!"

The two girls were immediately excited, especially Xiaoyan, who felt like she was overjoyed! She was originally a 'money only person', but she offended the young local tyrant as soon as she opened her mouth, and she regretted it so much.

But now, the local tyrant took the initiative to invite him to go for a ride?

This happiness also came too suddenly, right? !

"Sorry, not you."

However, Qi Zixiao didn't even look at Xiaoyan, but said to the woman beside her: "Beautiful lady, can you go for a ride with me?"

She bit the word "beautiful" very hard.

Xiaoyan's complexion suddenly changed, a group of ugly...

In fact, judging from her face, Xiaoyan is actually more beautiful, but the other party didn't invite her, and said she was beautiful?

"this……"

Xiaoyan's best friend was a little embarrassed: "It's not very good, is it?"

"you are not willing?"

"No... then, Xiaoyan, you can go back by yourself? I... go for a ride?"

Xiaoyan: "..."

"Chunchun, you!"

"He must have no good intentions, don't go, we are best girlfriends, aren't we?"

Xiaoyan was anxious and angry.

Why?

Why can't the prettier self go for a ride with him, but instead invite Chunchun and say that Chunchun is beautiful?

Is it just because I said something stupid?

She could accept Qi Zixiao being angry, or she could accept Qi Zixiao scolding them, but she couldn't accept that Qi Zixiao invited her best friend Chunchun but not herself!

"It's a good girlfriend..."

Chunchun had already opened the passenger door, climbed up with some 'difficulty', and patted his chest: "But, I have never been in a big G before."

"Just let me sit once, and, I believe that my brother is so handsome, he must not be a bad person, right?"

Then, she blushed again and said to Qi Zixiao: "Brother, I believe in you very much. Wherever you want to go for a drive, I will accompany you."

Xiaoyan was dumbfounded: "???!!!"

What the hell?

All along, she felt that she was the money worshiper, and she also dreamed of marrying into a wealthy family.

For this reason, she has already practiced a deep scheming.

But looking at it now, she suddenly realized that she had a deep scheming mind, what the hell? !

Damn my best friend Chunchun is the real scheming whore, right? !

This is obviously stepping on her crazily, so don't even say that she is 'let you pick'!

How unreasonable! ?

Xiaoyan was completely angry.

People like her have a very typical mentality, that is, if you get it yourself, you will never let your friends get it!

Especially my best friend!

On weekdays, it is said that they are good girlfriends, but if one day, the two of them meet a local tycoon at the same time, and he is not favored, but it is possible that the best friend will get along with him?

Absolutely not allowed!

Jealousy exploded in an instant!

"Chunchun, why are you like this?!"

"Do you think that a big G is a good person? Do you think that if you sleep with him, he will treat you sincerely?"

"Don't be stupid, old lady, I haven't seen anyone? These rich people are very treacherous. Even if they fell in love with you, they would just kick them away in the end!"

"Don't be stupid, you are not a money worshiper, you don't understand these routines at all, otherwise you will suffer!"

"Get out of the car, let's go back together..."

However……

Chunchun blinked innocently: "No way?!"

She covered her mouth and looked a little surprised: "Brother, are you the kind of person Xiaoyan said?"

Pack!

Keep pretending!

Qi Zixiao sneered in his heart, but on the surface he said calmly: "Do you think I look like me?"

"I don't think you look like it, and you certainly don't."

Chunchun smiled: "Xiaoyan, you should go back first, I will go for a drive and come back, brother is not a bad person, really."

Xiaoyan: "..."

My mother? !

boom! ! !

She wanted to say something more, but Qi Zixiao had already started the car.

"Excuse me, we're going for a ride."

Qi Zixiao spoke lightly.

Xiaoyan: "..."

At this time, of course she didn't dare to offend Qi Zixiao again, but she said angrily: "Chunchun, are we still good girlfriends?"

"You don't believe him or me?"

"Come down!"

"Otherwise, my girlfriends don't even have to do it!"

"Why are you like this?"

Chunchun's acting skills are top-notch, and tears flowed down her face, looking extremely weak and helpless: "Xiaoyan, I always thought we were best friends, why don't you believe me?"

"I just haven't sat in the big G, and I just want to try it."

"But you actually want to sever your girlfriend relationship with me just because of this?"

"Forget that I misjudged you!"

"Brother, let's go! I don't want to see her again, woo woo woo..."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

Although her expression didn't change, but in her heart at this moment, she was astonished!

"I have seen it. What is a scheming girl and a green tea girl? Every movement, every expression, and every 'line' is full of scheming!"

"admire!"

"I really admire it!"

"Earth has no aura at all, people can't cultivate, individual force is simply unsightly, but this scheming... really makes me amazed!"

Qi Zixiao was shocked.

Xiaoyan was also stunned instantly.

What is a scheming? !

This is so scheming!

In vain, I consider myself a scheming girl, and think that my best friend is a white lotus flower. The reason why I get along with her as a best friend is because she is not as good as me in appearance, body, and scheming...

Bringing it with you, isn't it just a good way to set off yourself?

But now I suddenly realized... how many times her scheming is better than her own? ? ? ?

Especially thinking that Chunchun's previous performance was always that kind of super white lotus character, it made Xiaoyan feel chills...

This is too scary!

hum...

The vehicle starts.

leave slowly.

Xiaoyan came to her senses and shouted angrily with tears streaming down her face: "I want to break up with you!!!!"

"If you break the relationship, you break it. For a friend like you, I... woo woo woo..." Chunchun's voice came weakly, with tears in it.

When Xiaoyan heard it, her lungs almost exploded!

"This scheming female watch!!!"

"I'm so pissed off!!!"

She left, full of anger.

...

On the other side, I turned a few street corners and walked onto a country road with no people...

Chunchun's tears were still wet, and said: "Brother, I don't have any girlfriends anymore, woo woo woo."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

Seeing that Qi Zixiao couldn't be moved by pretending to be pitiful, Chunchun cried and cried, and stopped crying, and asked with red eyes: "Ahem, where are you taking me?"

"Why can't I see anyone here?"

"Shouldn't you..."

"But, I will be shy, I can't be here..."

"But it's so hot, let me drag my coat."

The next moment, Chunchun took off his coat, and there was only a vest with navel exposed inside.

Qi Zixiao: "????"

What the hell! ?

So it turns out that Big G's air conditioner is not good, so women can't help but take off their clothes when they get in the car?

Qi Zixiao couldn't help complaining in his heart.

Why did I drive here?

Of course it is because there is no traffic police on the country road! ! !

...

But Qi Zixiao is not a fool, she knows what Chunchun is thinking, and at the same time, she suddenly has a strange idea~!

Well, what would it be like to be with a woman...?

Qi Zixiao suddenly had an urge to explore.

But the next moment, she suddenly felt nauseated and even wanted to vomit.

"..."

"get off!"

"ah?"

"it's here?"

Chunchun was taken aback for a moment, and then bit his lip halfway: "If you really want to, brother... you should stay in the car. If you get off, it won't work."

"...!!!"

I feel sick even more.

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes: "I'll let you get out of the car!"

"Then, since brother insists..."

Chunchun got out of the car.

Then……

boom!

The car door was closed, Qi Zixiao kicked the accelerator, and the car drove away.

Chunchun: "...????"

She was dumbfounded, and then her face darkened.

Until now, why didn't she understand?

It was obvious that he was being used to take revenge on his 'best friend'.

And now, the two have successfully changed from girlfriends to 'enemies'!

...

"It disgusts me to death."

At the door of the house, after stopping the car, Qi Zixiao patted his chest.

"Yo? Disgusting?"

But at this moment, Zhou Na appeared out of nowhere, and said with a smile: "I said there is such a big G here, so you bought it to pick up your little sister?"

"However, why did you come back so soon? Could it be..."

Qi Zixiao was dumbfounded, speechless: "..."