What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Go slowly."

The sun was setting.

The dark and strong coach lowered his head slightly and waved gently to the distant figure.

Then... He suddenly came back to his senses.

"What am I doing?!"

"What the hell, I'm the coach and he's the coach?!"

Recalling the time of driving in the afternoon, as a coach, I was even more student than the students. The teaching was meticulous, but I couldn't get angry.

That feeling, simply! ! !

But he himself couldn't figure out why he couldn't refute the scolding of 'Lin Fan' no matter what.

As soon as the other party opened his mouth, he was immediately discouraged, without the slightest sense of 'refutation'.

"This is really... weird."

The coach, Monk Zhang Er, was confused, his head was full of question marks, he really didn't know what to say, he was so depressed that he almost exploded...

What frustrates him the most is that when he took out his mobile phone, he found out that his college group has been blown up!

I don't know how many people are @自我.

Click in and see that the content is almost the same.

One @, one video, and one text.

"Coach, is this you?"

After clicking on the video, it was the part where he was sprayed like a dog by "Lin Fan" at the beginning, and then he could only get in the car and teach with "Gua Xixi".

Coach: "I'm damn..."

The "famous name of the first generation" is destroyed in one day!

The most uncomfortable thing is that he also saw the following remarks in the group...

"So coach, you like this tone?!"

"In the beginning, I thought that all coaches have an S attribute, but I didn't expect our coach to have an M attribute that is even better!"

"Now I understand, coach, next time I will learn to drive in the right way, don't worry!"

"I'm already practicing, and now my wife makes me kneel on the keyboard..."

The coach almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "This is fucking!!!"

Crazy! ! !

How can I bring students here? !

Is that guy poisonous? He! ! ! !

...

"Learning to drive is quite easy. If you study hard, you will be able to do almost all the subjects in the second subject. It is said that ordinary people only need to practice for three to five days in the third subject. In my case, about a day?"

Qi Zixiao is quite confident.

In the beginning, as an "ancient person" who had never touched a car, she was indeed slow to get started.

But as long as you are familiar with it, relying on the strong memory and excellent physical coordination of the immortal cultivator, it will naturally not be too difficult.

"Very good, come back to practice tomorrow, and then just wait for the exam~!"

She had no idea that she was already popular on the Internet, not only in the student group, but even in the entire Internet.

It's not because people nowadays are too boring, but... Too many people who learn to drive have been passed by the coach.

Not all of them, of course, but...relatively speaking, most of them were sprayed.

It is also because of this that after seeing the videos recorded by the people who eat melons, they will have a special sense of identity, and then they will like, repost, and comment one after another...

...

That night.

Qi Zixiao received a call from Wu Guodong.

"Old Wu?"

Qi Zixiao calculated slightly, then smiled and said: "You should be very busy now, right, do you still have time to call me?"

"You know it all? Hey! Didn't I see a video about you? Sure enough, a great person is extraordinary everywhere, even learning how to drive can make such a big noise."

"Um???"

Qi Zixiao was puzzled.

"Ha, you don't know yet? You'll find out after you browse the Internet later."

"Okay, you called me suddenly, isn't it just for this? Speaking of which, how many levels have you been promoted?!"

On the other end of the phone, Wu Guodong's expression was instantly serious, and his heart was even more frightened.

"He... can really count?"

For Wu Guodong, since he experienced those things with "Lin Fan" before, his scientific worldview has been collapsing!

As a materialist, now I start to believe in those things that are talked about by God.

If it was a month ago, Wu Guodong might have given himself two big slaps.

But now, he can't believe it!

This is amazing!

Previously, after Wang Mazi was captured, his superiors attached great importance to him and gave him various awards, but nothing happened...

Wang Ermazi must be sentenced, but he himself has no real reward.

This made Wu Guodong feel very strange, so he privately told the local tyrant of Xiangjiang about his guess.

The local tyrant in Xiangjiang is also a ruthless person, and he did not know how to find out the truth of the year.

As a result, on the day of the 'Evil Buster', the leaders who spoke on stage were all very involved!

Then everything becomes clear.

Those few were all dismissed, and in the eyes of Xiangjiang local tyrants, Wu Guodong was undoubtedly a great talent, so he secretly helped to say good things about promotion.

Coupled with the fact that Wu Guodong's contribution this time is indeed not small, and the fall of the listing, and then...

Upgraded two levels in a row!

Wu Guodong is now the director of the bureau! Moreover, he is only in his early thirties, and he has plenty of time, so it will not be difficult for him to continue to be promoted after he has done a good job.

Originally, Wu Guodong didn't care.

But when the commission came out today, he suddenly discovered a terrible conclusion!

"Could it be that Lin Fan had figured out that those leaders were related to this matter on the day of Evil Busters, and they didn't say anything because they were just worried about something happening to me?!"

Wu Guodong thought about it carefully, the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible!

At that time, 'Lin Fan' not only said that there were problems with those leaders, but also said that his official fortune had skyrocketed and he was going to be on the rise.

But at the same time, there are also some bad luck that flickers on and off.

Now that I think about it carefully, isn't it just too accurate? !

But at this moment, it was less than half a day after Wu Guodong received the letter of appointment, when 'Lin Fan' opened his mouth and asked him how many levels he had been promoted, instead of whether he had been promoted.

Doesn't this mean that he is 100% sure that he will be 'promoted'? !

hiss!

This discovery changed Wu Guodong's mind sharply, and at the same time, he believed in his own ideas even more! ! !

"There is something."

He smiled and said, "As for me, I'm an official even if I'm not too old or too young. I want to ask you to be our special advisor to the police station. What do you think?"

materialism? !

At this moment, Wu Guodong no longer persisted.

Who cares about idealism or materialism, or something else? Black cat, white cat, as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat!

"oh?"

Qi Zixiao refused without thinking, "I'm not free."

"Don't worry."

Wu Guodong continued: "The kind that doesn't need to go to work every day, but when there is trouble, please give me some...'scientific advice'."

"so?"

Qi Zixiao was a little moved: "Then what benefits do I have?"

"I can give you a regular salary, and after you have made meritorious service, you can be promoted!"

"That won't work, I'm not interested."

"Forehead?"

"I have to pay more!"

Wu Guodong: "Is it so direct?"

"Smart people don't speak dark words~!"

...

After some discussion, Wu Guodong finally agreed.

It's not his money anyway!

He even thought about it, if there are those most vicious wanted criminals who can't be found in the future, let Lin Fan do the math...

Now that it's over, isn't there money?

He didn't want the money either. Anyway, whoever provided clues at that time, or whoever caught it, would own the money.

Isn't it just adding money?

Trifle, totally trifle...

...

After making an appointment to wait for two days to report, the phone hung up.

Qi Zixiao stretched her waist, and finally... even carried the sofa directly into the small courtyard, breathing in spiritual energy.

Then, when she looked online, she really quickly saw the video of herself and the coach 'role switching' and calling the coach a grandson, and she couldn't help but squinted her eyes with a smile.

...

The Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, Lin Fan's activation photo stone.

"Sister Ah Wu knows about us!"

Qi Zixiao's first sentence directly frightened Lin Fan to his heart beating violently. And why does this sound so strange? !

It's as if the elders found out about our 'adulterating'!

"Yes, I know!"

Ah Wu spoke directly.

"!!!"

Lin Fan's heart beat faster: "Sister Ah Wu, I knew I couldn't hide it from you, you... don't know that?"

"Is it good for me to expose you?" Ah Wu responded calmly: "I think you are very good. How about it? Besides mahjong, are there any new games?"

"Yes, I have!"

Seeing Ah Wu's response, Lin Fan also calmed down a bit: "Doudizhu, are you playing?"

"Let's hear it~!"

After explaining the rules, Ah Wu was very satisfied: "Sure enough, it's a new game, and I'll make it public after I play it for a while~!"

"Forehead……"

Lin Fan originally wanted to say that Dou Dizhu could not be done 'openly', but he thought, Mahjong is out anyway, right?

What's wrong with Fighting the Landlord again?

"By the way, what's your name?"

Ah Wu asked suddenly.

"Lin Fan."

This guy didn't hide anything anymore.

Now that Ah Wudu already knew, what's the use of hiding it?

"Lin Fan, remember, don't die!"

Ah Wu suddenly said something for no reason, and then disappeared. Lin Fan couldn't help but tremble when he heard it.

I don't want to die? !

What do you mean?

Why is someone trying to kill me?

Or simply caring?

But if it's about caring... Isn't this caring a little scary?

He had no choice but to restart the Photo Stone.

"But Sister Ah Wu said that she would not tell others about our affairs, so you don't have to worry too much, everything will be as usual."

Lin Fan couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

It's just that it's Qi Zixiao's body now, so this supercilious look is so moving.

"This tiger girl, can you stop panting when you speak? It's scary, okay!"

Amidst the muttering, Qi Zixiao's words continued.

"I went to the street stall. The business is good. All the mobile phones have been sold out. One thousand spirit stones each. It's a rush to buy. Your business is really good!"

"There are still many disciples who want to buy, but they are out of stock. Do you want to ask Dan Chengzi to make another batch? But remember to give money, I, Qi Zixiao, never owe favors..."