What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Jiu Wu was preparing to go to Zifu Palace, so he sent the phone back by the way.

As a result, he was stopped by the Holy Son on the way.

"Uncle Master." The Son saluted.

"Are you waiting for me?" Jiu Wu Zhikong asked.

"That's true, Master Uncle, from what you said just now, you actually said that Qianli Voice Transmission has fallen behind the times?"

The Holy Son looked elegant and polite, but in fact he was extremely puzzled.

Thousands of miles behind the times?

For tens of thousands of years, hasn't everyone been doing this all the time? This is clearly a tradition in the world of cultivating immortals!

Apart from the fact that the distance is too far and you need to use the sound transmission jade talisman, how can it be more convenient than the method of sound transmission for thousands of miles?

"You really don't know?"

"So, you don't have your phone either?" Jiu Wu stroked his chin and smiled, "Forget it, I'll tell you."

"This is the phone~!"

He took out his mobile phone and used the 'remember password' function to directly log in to the account: "See? With this mobile phone, I can contact anyone. Of course, the premise is that the other party also has a mobile phone."

"As long as you have a mobile phone, do you still need a thousand-mile sound transmission or a sound transmission jade charm? Neither!"

"Those contact methods are too outdated, it's just... Ruthless and bloody."

Jiu Wu shook his head, very pleased with himself.

"Let me ask, if I can easily contact you, why use the method of thousands of miles of sound transmission?"

"It's like two ordinary people separated by a certain distance. Our method of sound transmission for thousands of miles before is like ordinary people shouting at the throat."

"But after you have a mobile phone, you only need to open your mouth to contact the other party~"

"There is such a thing?" The Son was also a little shocked.

He doesn't know the specific function of the 'mobile phone', but it is still useful to be able to easily contact other people.

"You... are also right."

Jiu Wu put away his mobile phone like a treasure, and then he glanced at Shengzi: "This is something Qi Zixiao made, it's normal if you don't have it."

"I have a few more here, but I can't just give them to you. Do you want it?"

"I want to get it from Qi Zixiao myself!"

Son:"……"

"Uncle, the disciple doesn't want it."

Shengzi said that he didn't want any mobile phone.

"what ever."

Do you believe me?

Jiu Wu giggled, stopped talking to Sheng Zi, and flew away quietly.

...

Back in his cave, Shengzi was depressed.

"Qi Zixiao... What kind of strange thing did you get?!"

"Come on!"

With an order, the disciple who was waiting for the Dharma protector immediately stepped forward: "Your Highness?"

"Nowadays, within the sect, there is something called a mobile phone... You go and inquire and get one here. My Holy Son wants to see what it is."

"Remember, it is the request of the Holy Son not to be exposed."

"cell phone?"

The Dharma protector disciples were a little dazed, but they still took orders and left.

Seeing that they had left, Shengzi rubbed his eyebrows by himself, feeling very depressed.

"Why does it feel like everything is messed up?"

"Over the past month or so, there have been too many changes..."

...

Inside the Zifu palace!

Mo Daolin lay reclined on his 'throne', looking at the person coming.

"Junior brother, tell me."

Below, an old Taoist in a luxurious purple robe had a heartbroken face and suddenly cupped his fists: "Senior brother!"

"Junior brother is here to sue!"

"Your precious disciple, Saintess Qi Zixiao, obtained a chess game from the General Compendium of Taoism in the World, and immediately revealed it!"

"But this kind of chess called mahjong is very evil. The disciples who learn it are all playful and neglect their cultivation. They are simply the source of evil and the first of all evils!"

"Not only that, those disciples in the alchemy room are even more playful, even forgetting their duties!"

"My Purple Bamboo Peak disciples went to collect the elixir, but I didn't get it, and they were too noisy, so they all kicked me out."

"When Li Fu went to ask for an explanation, he was beaten up by the fifth senior brother and thrown out. He...was also addicted to mahjong, unable to extricate himself!"

The old Taoist in Zipao is the peak master of Zizhu Peak, the Immortal Zizhu.

At this moment, his heart is suffering!

After all, Zizhu Peak was ranked high, but he was bullied like this. After he got the news, he was very angry immediately and ran to ask for an explanation.

result……

Well, looking from a distance, it turned out to be Jiu Wu? !

Immortal Zizhu was dumbfounded, and he didn't dare to make a fuss in front of Jiu Wu. He was planning to calm things down, but he went back to Zizhu Peak, and I went? !

The disciples of Zizhu Peak have also learned mahjong, and they are playing very enthusiastically!

This made Master Zizhu extremely uncomfortable, how could he bear it?

But making a fuss with Jiu Wu...he didn't dare, because Jiu Wu got angry, and he really dared to beat him together!

After thinking about it, he had no choice but to run over and complain to Mo Daolin.

"Is there such a thing?"

Mo Daolin blinked: "This..."

"It's true, senior brother, I'm here to ask you to give an order to completely ban mahjong, the source of all evils and the chief of all evils!"

"Let go of your mother's dog fart!"

At this moment, there was an angry curse, and the wine rushed in: "Nonsense, destroying people's innocence, it's just farting!"

"Wine five, you!"

Zi Zhu glared and glared angrily: "It's simply unreasonable, full of obscenities..."

"What is foul language? You are the only one who speaks foul language, and your whole family uses foul language!"

Jiu Wu is extremely powerful: "How can mahjong become the source of all evils, the evil spirit that is the chief of all evils? Do you know that mahjong contains the most important principles of life, which can help my Zifu disciples understand the Dao?!"

"How long has Fatty Dan been at the peak of Jindan? After learning about mahjong, he is almost breaking through to the middle stage of Nascent Soul!"

"Where is Snow Maiden? How long has it been since I broke through to distraction? It's already in the middle of distraction!"

"Why? It's all because they played mahjong!"

"Senior brother, this mahjong is really a good thing. It can help us cultivators adjust our body and mind, cultivate our body and mind, and it can even help disciples understand the Dao!"

"If you want me to say, it should be widely promoted. Not only the disciples, but also the elders, and even the Supreme Elders, should study it carefully."

"In the future, it's best to practice on every one, three, five, and play mahjong on two, four, and six..."

"Jiu Wu, how can you be so reasonable!"

Master Zizhu was furious.

"You want to promote such a monster? Don't think I don't know. You are clearly addicted to mahjong and can't extricate yourself!"

"Your suggestion is clearly to shake the foundation of my Holy Land!"

"Holy Lord!"

He no longer called Senior Brother, but called Mo Daolin the Holy Master, and said with all his heart, "Please, Holy Master, see clearly!"

"Let go of your mother's dog fart!"

Jiu Wu jumps his feet and scolds his mother directly.

A total ban on mahjong?

How can this work? !

What am I here for? I just want to ask you to play mahjong and make a lot of money. You are banned for me. How can I win your baby?

Jiu Wu naturally wanted to jump out and object crazily.

"enough!"

Mo Daolin opened his mouth, and then there was a burst of cooling.

"Mahjong, from... the general outline?"

"Zi Xiao's own words, can there be a lie?" Jiu Wu rolled his eyes: "Some people are really pedantic and stubborn."

"I don't even think about it, if it's something evil, how can it be included in the general outline of the world's Taoism?"

Master Zizhu was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, but couldn't find any words to refute for a while, and was so angry that his seven orifices smoked.

Mo Daolin: "..."

He didn't know why, but he knew Jiu Wu's temperament very well.

"One-sided words are not credible."

After cooling down, he said again: "Wait for me to experience it."

"That's how it should be~!"

Jiu Wu suddenly laughed.

Master Zizhu: "..."

Jiu Wu said again: "Senior brother, this mahjong requires four people to play together, how about adding Zizhu and calling Senior Sister Su to join in?"

"I don't touch such evil things!" Zi Zhu refused.

Jiu Wu's face was full of contempt: "Don't you say that this is a mere plaything? Why, you dare not even touch it? You are still as timid as you were back then, no wonder you peed your pants."

"What did you say?!!!"

Beard and hair are all Zhang!

Master Zizhu was furious immediately: "Come on! See if I don't win today, you won't even have your trousers left!"

Mo Daolin: "..."

Inside the Zifu Palace.

A poker game between the top bosses in the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion is about to start!

...

at the same time.

Lu Yao and her party who left the Purple Mansion Holy Land finally returned to the Yaochi Holy Land through the nearest large teleportation array.

Recalling the entrustment of 'Sister Zixiao', Lu Yao didn't stop for a moment, and found many talented junior sisters in the Holy Land of Yaochi, distributed the 'mobile phones' one by one, and taught them how to use them.

Even a few elders who passed by saw it and thought it was interesting, so they asked for one to go...

When they left, these elders couldn't help but communicate.

"Senior Sister Tian, ​​this little thing is interesting after all, what's your name?"

"Let's call it Tian Qi. If you don't want to change your name, don't change your surname. Recently, I feel a bottleneck, and I want to rest for a while, how about you?"

"..."

...

Dionysus Peak.

Fan Jianqiang is struggling with his ID.

Just now Jiuwu passed by and handed over the 'mobile phone' to Fan Jianqiang for distribution, so he naturally wanted to have fun at the moment.

After thinking about it, Fan Jianqiang finally came up with a good idea.

"Since my little brother is dedicated to cultivating immortals, let's make a name for him and build momentum for him! There are not many brothers who care about me so much~!"

Dionysus Peak Lu Ming~ID successfully created!

"Junior Brother..."

Fan Jianqiang glanced at Lu Ming who was sleeping soundly in the cave, and said earnestly: "In the future, remember to thank me, brother!"

Then……

This guy logged in, groped for himself, opened the 'user list page', and started adding friends one after another.

It doesn't matter who it is, whether you agree with it or not, anyway, just add it when you see it!

After the addition, he didn't care about it, but posted a text update in his 'circle of friends'.

Lu Ming of Dionysus Peak: "Most people in the world are attracted by longevity, and ask about cultivating immortals wholeheartedly, but who knows, the road to cultivating immortals is extremely difficult?

Give it up, learn from us Dionysus Peak disciples, just be a layman, do whatever you want, be happy every day, wouldn't it be great? "

Not long after it was posted, someone replied.

Tian Qi: "My friend, your remarks and opinions are too negative. The road of cultivating immortals is going against the sky. If you don't have the determination to overcome obstacles, how can you survive against the sky?"

Just a little outburst, the sixth update has more than 18,000 words, which is equal to the tenth update of most authors. Husbands and wives, are you sincere?