What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

'Deal' confirmed.

Lu Yao obviously became much happier, and became more active.

She looked at the looming golden wheel at the back of Lin Fan's head, and couldn't help being curious: "By the way, sister, I haven't asked you yet, what kind of magic weapon is the golden wheel at the back of your head?"

"Under the faint golden light, it makes my sister a lot more noble, which is enviable."

Lin Fan: "..."

magic weapon?

Forehead……

He didn't change his face: "Sister, this magical instrument is called a light bulb, and the brightness can be adjusted. Even in the dark, you can see things clearly."

Lu Yao: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a???"

"Very...very good, my sister really has an idea."

Light bulb?

Can glow at night?

This... Immortal cultivators, as long as they have a little cultivation, who can't shine?

Lu Yao blinked her eyes, but she was too embarrassed to ask.

"It's quite thoughtful." Lin Fan also felt that this statement was nonsense, but at this time, if he said that there is a golden ring of merit behind his head, wouldn't he be causing trouble for himself?

Just one sentence is enough.

Lin Fan is not a fool. In the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, perhaps having a golden ring of merit will bring many benefits, but spreading it out?

Then there will be fun, I am afraid that there are many enemies in the Holy Land of Zifu, who will try every means to kill him if they don't see him rising.

Ordinary people dare not kill with their own hands?

Can't people refine some puppets, train some dead men, or find some lunatics to do it?

The golden ring of merit does not mean absolute safety, on the contrary, to a certain extent, it will make myself and Qi Zixiao more dangerous.

Although you can't hide it for a long time, it may be a day late, or a day late.

"I'd better help you figure out a way now. If it works, you may soon be able to determine whether your love brother can enter the Purple Mansion."

"elder sister!!!"

Lu Yao blushed, and said coquettishly, "It's not Brother Qing..."

"Well, I totally understand."

Lin Fan rolled his eyes.

Not love brother?

I believe you ghost, you little saint is very bad.

...

After finishing speaking, Lin Fan took out his 'terminal'. The reason why he chose to use the terminal to communicate was naturally to arouse Lu Yao's interest in the Internet.

Then...

In front of Lu Yao, this guy applied for a friend of 'Come and drink'.

"Who is this?"

Lu Yao was curious.

"Him? Hmm...he is a powerful elder in our Holy Land. In terms of combat power, even a general is not ashamed...well, counting the Holy Master, he is also among the top three of the previous generation!"

"If you can let him be your brother Qing's master, it will definitely save a lot of trouble."

"Ah?" Lu Yao's face brightened, "Then I would like to thank my sister."

"no need to thank me……"

Lin Fan responded lightly.

You don't have to thank me~

Although Jiu Wu is the Fifth Master Uncle, his combat power is indeed top-notch. Qi Zixiao said that among so many disciples in the previous generation, there are only Mo Daolin and Ninth Master Uncle Su Muxue.

Mo Daolin didn't mention it, the previous Holy Son, the current Holy Master, is naturally extremely strong.

Who is Ninth Master Uncle Su Muxue? That was the previous saint...

In other words, among the many powerhouses of the previous generation in the Holy Land of Zifu, except for the holy son and the holy daughter, no one can suppress Jiu Wu, so his strength is naturally extremely strong.

But the problem is that Jiu Wu is strong in himself, but he has an 'extremely free and easy' temperament. He doesn't talk about being sloppy, but talks about it, and as for teaching apprentices... let alone mention it.

It is said that he has taken in several apprentices over the years, and the first one was killed by someone while going down the mountain because of a drinking accident...

The second one is not dead, but now he is drinking all day long and does nothing but drinking.

The third? Not dead, not drunk, but also the worst one.

Because now the third disciple of Jiuwu is responsible for brewing wine for Jiuwu and the 'Second Senior Brother'...and constantly improving the formula...

If Lu Ming joined his sect, would he be the fourth disciple?

Cough cough cough.

Lin Fan didn't dare to say these things.

But among Lin Fan's 'connections' at the moment, it seems that Jiu Wuneng is the only one who can speak.

What else?

You can't blackmail Mo Daolin, saying we know you peeked at your female disciples when you were young, right?

...

at the same time.

Jiu Wu changed his appearance, looking for his disciples to play mahjong.

Playing in the 'Fairy's Net'?

Come on!

After more than a dozen beatings, he was tortured into a dog every time, which severely damaged Jiu Wu's self-esteem. He vowed to make other disciples practice in seclusion, and after they "achieved their magical skills", they would go to the fairy net to seek revenge from those guys!

Then……

Drip drip.

"This voice... Someone added me as a friend?"

Jiu Wu took out the terminal and activated it under the envious eyes of many disciples in the alchemy room. In an instant, a virtual image was projected.

"Saint?"

"This is too straightforward!"

Looking at the 'ID' that applied for his friend, Jiu Wu pouted slightly, but still chose to agree.

Then...the voice connected.

"Is something wrong?"

"Uncle Wu Wu, is it convenient for you to talk?"

"That's what you say! I'm playing mahjong here. Besides, they can't hear you."

Who is Wine Five?

If he wanted to shield the sound in his area, it would naturally not be heard by the people around him.

Therefore, under the envious gazes of other disciples, Jiu Wu kept opening his mouth, but in the end he didn't make any sound, which seemed a bit strange.

"That's good, uncle, how about Qi Zixiao introducing a disciple to you?"

"I'm not interested! Old Daoist, can't I be free? Why do you want to accept disciples?"

"Hey, uncle, you don't want to lose all your skills, do you? What if one day you go west..."

"Bah! Did I say you can talk? How about a saint? I'm young, so how come I'm going west?"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, uncle, no matter what, there must be a successor, right?"

"I have disciples!"

"There are three...no, two."

"It doesn't seem to be enough? Let me introduce this to you, it's the Ten Thousand Stars."

"I'm not even interested in him even if he's an innate Eucharist!"

"???"

Lin Fan was a little dumbfounded.

Lu Yao, who was on the side, was even more nervous: "This Fifth Master Uncle has a high vision..."

Congenital sacrament and Taoist fetus are not interested?

That is one of the strongest existences among the many holy bodies...

And even if it is a spirit body, it is difficult to find one among thousands of people, let alone the strongest existence in the holy body? ?

She couldn't help but sweat for her brother Lu Ming.

"Uncle Jiu Wu..." Lin Fan wanted to persuade him again.

"You don't need to persuade me! It's useless to say anything, wait a minute... Bang! You chicken!"

Lin Fan: "..."

"Uncle Wu Wu, you forced me to come up with a unique move~!"

"The ultimate trick? Heh, just use it!"

"You forced me to do this, don't regret~!"

"Who regrets who is a puppy!"

Lin Fan changed the subject: "Uncle, look, how about I play mahjong with you?"

...

In the alchemy room, Jiu Wu, who was full of smiles, was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "A handful? Who do you think I am, Jiu Wu?"

"Two!"

"A mere two..."

"Five!"

"Wow!"

"Then it's settled. I'll bring you the man tomorrow morning."

Communication hangs up.

Lu Yao's mind is full of question marks: "???"

"Sister, why is this Fifth Master Uncle just now???"

"You do not understand."

Lin Fan was still 'calm': "Our Fifth Martial Uncle is a bit playful..."

Lu Yao: "???"

Am I asking for fun?

I'm asking why he wants to bark, okay?

She vaguely sensed something was wrong, this fifth uncle seemed a little unreliable~!

Seeing the change in her expression, Lin Fan knew that he had to say something, and said, "Sister, you are younger than me, and you are not as good as me in this world's accidents."

"So, you don't know, for different people, you have to do what you like~!"

"There's an old saying that's good, nothing can't be solved by one barbecue, if there is, then two!"

"Although this mahjong is not a barbecue, it is the fifth uncle's favorite item at present. If it suits its taste, it will naturally succeed."

"Also, don't underestimate this little mahjong, which contains the truth of life, the great way of the world~!"

At this moment, Lin Fan suddenly understood why Qi Zixiao fooled Dan Chengzi and others into trusting him...

For these cultivators, what attracts them the most? Of course, it’s one big way, one truth, or something.

"ah?"

"I see!"

All doubts in Lu Yao's heart were eliminated, she couldn't help asking curiously: "Then, I wonder if my sister can teach me to play this... mahjong?"

"sure!"

...

The next day, early morning.

Early in the morning, Lin Fan set off on the pretext of taking the saintess of Yaochi to visit the Holy Land of Zifu, but in fact, he made an appointment with Jiuwu and threw Lu Ming to him.

During this process, Lu Yao was naturally extremely reluctant, with tears in her eyes.

But she is also a planner.

After Lu Ming left, there was one less person in the team, but she immediately used her own spells to change a 'person'.

Although it is just an illusion, as long as there is no thorough investigation, it is generally impossible to see it.

Moreover, in order to prevent accidents, she asked Lin Fan to resign later: "Sister, it's getting late, and I've almost finished shopping in the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion."

"Thank you for your reception, sister. My sister is overjoyed, but the good time always passes quickly. At this moment, let's say goodbye to my sister..."

"We're leaving now?" Of course Lin Fan knew what was going on, but at this moment he had to cooperate with acting.

"Cultivating immortals is going against the sky, and my sister didn't dare to waste too much time. After preparing to visit the Holy Lord of your land alone later, she left."

"Alright, since that's the case, my sister won't keep you either..."

"That should be the case, sister, sister, let's say goodbye first."

...

The two sides separated, Lin Fan took the two girls back to Haoyue Peak, while Lu Yao put the Dharma guardian disciples aside, and headed towards Zifu Palace by herself.

On the way home.

Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining are full of question marks...

What's the situation?

The saintess from Yaochi ran over, didn't do anything, just played for a while, and was about to leave?

This...doesn't make sense at all!

What about asking for trouble?

Wait, no!

The moment they set foot on Haoyue Peak, Chen Cheng's heart was shaken, and he couldn't help asking out the doubts in his heart.