Warhammer: I don’t want to be a can of worms! ! !

Gua! There is a final exam at the end of the semester, three subjects in three days! I fell asleep while reviewing today! I can’t finish coding today! Red bean puree! No more tonight...

Here are some short jokes. I have accumulated some of them. I don’t know where to put them, so I put them directly in the leave request:

Hey! Welcome, as a demon, whether you have your own unique beliefs or you still belong to the nascent chaos, but we still congratulate you for being formed amidst the huge malice of the subspace and (for the time being) maintaining your personality.

Well, as a symbol of wisdom in the subspace, in order to ensure the prosperity of the subspace and the safety of your demon body, I issue this manual to you. Please be sure to abide by it. If you violate it - you may die miserably. Or maybe nothing will happen at all - but I urge you to abide by it.

It hands you a booklet, a white plastic hard case. You open it and find that the writing inside is in phantom color, not black or gold.

Some of the writing is a little blurry, and you're not sure whether it's been changed or whether it's the same - because the words are squirming like amoebas.

【Subspace Manual】

1. The Warp is absolutely safe, you will only be killed by guys using psychic powers.

2. If you want to hunt out of the subspace, please be careful of the golden flames.

3. Golden Flame and Golden Flame are not the same, but they are both untrustworthy. For your plans or life, you can find Jin Yan to cooperate.

4. Stay away from Baal.

5.5? 5. Greedy gold will be safer.

6. The entrance and exit of Slaanesh's original palace is under repair, so do not pass through that way.

7. Mushrooms are growing in the garden recently, so be careful to remove them.

8. Khorne’s blood pool is the same as above.

9. Changchuntian cooperation contact hotline: 999999999

10. [5] does not exist, there are only [9], [8], [7], and [6] in the subspace. [5] does not exist, and the same goes for [4]. If a being contacts you claiming to be the Lord of the Five, do not believe it and stay away from it.

11. The eye of fear leading to the real world has been closed, and it is forbidden to go here.

12. There is no Eye of Terror.

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He does not exist.

#@##￥W$###@#￥##$#@$% # $It is forbidden to mention Him in subspace. It is forbidden to mention Him in subspace. He will stay away or kill you immediately. Mention His existence#@##￥ W$###@#￥##$ #

1. The Warp is absolutely safe, you will only be killed by guys using psychic powers.

2. There is no existence in the subspace that can make you vomit. Even the Garden of Nurgle will not make you vomit. If you feel vomiting, please move immediately.

3. Stay away from the golden flame, stay close to the golden flame.

4. Don't get close to Baal.

5. The subspace is growing, the Lord of [5] is being conceived, and his birth will become a symbol of the victory of the subspace.

6. Commorragh is very lively recently, you can visit it, and the tortured Eldar souls please go to \u0026%\u0026%￥% to collect it yourself.

7. Nurgle was injured by the Pale One and needed help.

8. Mushrooms are growing in Khorne’s blood pool, so be careful to remove the bacteria.

9. Wan Changtian cooperation contact hotline: 55555

￥W$###@#￥##$#@$% # $It is forbidden to mention Him in subspace. It is forbidden to mention Him in subspace. He will stay away or kill you immediately. Mention His existence#@##￥W$## #@#￥##$ #

14. There is no religion with black as the main color in subspace or reality. This is the illusion of mortals before death. Do not approach, do not believe, kill or escape those people immediately. Most of them are dressed in black, or order You feel vomiting.

13. He does not exist.

12. He does not exist.

0. He does not exist.

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You close this booklet and feel confused.

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