Vulgar Master

Zhou Bawa held it in his hand, pretending to be dirty while eating.

"Grain eater, worship the **** that you want to consecrate and ask God to pretend to be dirty, and use your blood to draw the consecration incantation."

Zhou Bawa understands the process. He has hatched 囍 before. With experience, he pierced his fingertips, followed the instructions, and used his own blood to draw a consecration incantation on the dirty egg.

Om, the body temple unfolds, and the wedding temple emerges.

The food filled with viscera absorbed Zhou Bawa's blood, the blood penetrated into the embryo inside the viscera, the blood vessels were twisted, the embryo grew up and landed on the blood of Zhou Bawa, and the vulgar entered the temple.

Then, Zhou Bawa saw an indescribable thing hatched out of the filth, rolled into his body temple, rolled onto the kang, and was grabbed by Xi curiously, rubbing it in his hand and deforming it.

"Food (super-epic vulgar god), the grain eater 'Stove Lord' uses his blood to consecrate the food and pretend to be dirty. The vulgar **** who is invited to sit in the temple of his own body is born with the 'power to eat'."

"The power of eating (the talent of the vulgar gods), the mysterious power contained in the food and filth, is suspected to be related to the mysterious 'eating law' in the legend, contains the mystery of eating and digestion, can be eaten from the food From all food, gain strength."

He has a round body and a small size like a hand warmer. Zhou Bawa grabbed it and grabbed it in his hand. He slapped him the size of a single palm, like playing with an egg ball, staring at the innocent. Evil Doudou sees people.

Zhou Bawa looked at the subway old man's mobile phone, and said in his heart that you call this a super epic? Am I being deceived?

Let's just say that the rating is about potential, not strength. After the vulgar **** hatches from being dirty, it still depends on the cultivation of the day after tomorrow, but you ask Zhou Bawa to compare this thing with the dead immortal in Xicheng, which seems to be very difficult. Get in touch.

Zhou Bawa looked at the food in the slap and asked:

"What would you order?"

Doudou blinked his eyes, ah, opened his mouth, Zhou Bawa understood it, and could eat.

Absolutely, Zhou Bawa is now curious about what other folk gods are like, and whether they are all as weird as these cubs in his own family.

Zhou Bawa was pondering, and after a good time, he came back to his senses and found that the softness in his hand was gone. He scratched it in the air, and it was empty. Zhou Bawa turned his head and looked at it, sweating profusely on his forehead.

The mouth of the blood basin was more than half a meter wide, and it was grinning away from the disproportionately large body.

"Hey! Shut up!"

Zhou Bawaxin said what happened to the good guy, but he couldn't hold back anymore. He ate three or two mouthfuls and ate the whole bicycle, but the mouse swallowed the elephant. It is so small that it has no place to put it in its stomach.

Then Zhou Bawa saw in his eyes, it was not so much that he ate the bicycle, but that the bicycle was wrapped in layers of skin, and it was deformed abruptly.

In the eyes of outsiders, the pedals of the bicycle flipped over on its own, but no one was pedaling, but it moved, as if a demonic wind was blowing, and it was supported by a kind young man.

In fact, Zhou Bawa was holding the bicycle and watching the Doudou eating on the bicycle looking at him, he suddenly understood that the phrase "can gain strength from all the food you eat" in the game text description is nothing at all. No lie, just literally, if you eat a bicycle, you gain the power of a bicycle.

For a more understandable explanation, the ghost is possessed by the object.

After being possessed by a ghost, you can control objects, but the way of possessing is quite special, by "eating".

Not only bicycles, if you change a car, a big truck, a TV or a washing machine, it can also be eaten. If you eat it, it will be possessed. It will change from manual to "ghost automatic".

Zhou Bawa's way back to school now is to let the possessed bicycle carry it, Zhou Bawa doesn't need to move, the wheels move on their own, and it is also fine to drive a car.

Hiss, smart home, right?

Zhou Ba Wa Xin said that this monster is too high-tech.

Of course, Zhou Bawa did some specific experiments after returning to school from the hospital. The ability of 飨 is indeed more than that. It took a few days to sort out and summarize the experiments, and Zhou Bawa probably figured out this innate ability of 鄨.

First of all, food control is what Zhou Bawa saw at the beginning. After eating a real object, it can attach itself to this object, and then control it, whether it is a dead thing such as a machine, or a living thing.

Zhou Bawa went to the Flower, Bird, Fish and Insect Market in order to test his abilities. He bought a few bastards, let him eat them, and then manipulated them. It was indeed feasible. Based on this, it was inferred that larger animals, even humans, should be feasible.

Of course, manipulating living creatures is not as easy as a machine. The power of the food is more like hanging a few strings from an external force, and using what you eat as a marionette to control, the living creature feels that a ghost is possessed by a ghost pressing the bed and resists a little. , I couldn't help but spit it out.

To be on the safe side, Zhou Bawa was afraid that he would go out and eat people, so he tried it himself. It was similar to the feeling of being pressed by a ghost at night. Although it would be uncomfortable, it was easy to break free, so he was relieved. When I take my dog ​​out for a walk, I don't have to worry about it chasing someone's puppy's **** and biting it. The bite is not bad. Pets in the city, pay attention to safety.

Of course, in addition to manipulating real objects, the power of 鄨 has other abilities, such as digestion and absorption, 鄨 can absorb the ability to eat things, and bless it on himself, after eating a turtle, it can grow a turtle shell, and after eating a bird, it can grow out wings.

However, there is also a limitation, that is, the ability to remember only the same thing that I ate last time~www.NovelMTL.com~ If you eat a new one, you will forget the old one and replace it with a new one. Brain capacity is not enough.

This point is the same as the original Xian Xian in Xicheng, just as stupid, innocent and innocent, remember to eat and not to fight.

I have tried all the Zhou Bawas that I can try at present. The only thing I haven’t tried is whether I can eat cow ghosts and snake gods. What will happen if I eat them? Sediments come to deliver vegetables.

All in all, after Zhou Bawa's first pass experiment, I found that the ability of the food is nothing but bells and whistles, and the most practical place seems to be a smart home.

Hiss, Zhou Bawa always feels that this super-epic meal seems to be a logistical material at present. When it comes to frontal and tough combat effectiveness, it is not as good as a certain **** berserker who evaluates the potential of epic, Grandma Hee.

This also shows that the potential evaluation is not directly equal to the combat effectiveness. The high evaluation is not necessarily strong in seconds, and it may also have a functional role.

Of course, it's definitely not a loss. What's more, in the text description of the food, it has been mentioned that it is related to the legendary food law. It seems that there is still some secret hidden, and maybe there will be a follow-up in the future.

The potential of pretending to be dirty does not equal strength, but equals the lower limit of strength, and the cultivation of the day after tomorrow determines the upper limit of strength.

It's like a bride pretending to be dirty. In Zhou Bawa, it was a 囍. Before, she was the city lord in Xicheng. The maharajas and gods on it are not necessarily better than its potential for pretending to be dirty, but the strength after growth is actually higher than that.

The entrance of the new vulgar gods into the temple, as well as the ability exploration, is probably like this. After Zhou Bawa took a few days to get it done, he took out another dirty look that he got in Xicheng that day.

"Xiaoling yellow skin is dirty (Epic is dirty

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