Urban Supreme System

Chapter 779 I officially quit the FFF group today

Fu Yanjie was still dressed as a bartender today, but he was not bartending, but reading a copybook.

When Su Zhe and Su Xin came here, Fu Yanjie put down the copybook in his hand and asked them to sit down.

"What are you reading? Are you reading porn?" Su Xin asked curiously.

Hearing this, Fu Yanjie had an expression on his face and said, "I'm not as dirty as you."

After that, Fu Yanjie ignored him and turned to Su Zhe, saying, "I want to learn calligraphy recently, but I don't know if Kuang Cao is difficult to practice."

Kuangcao is the most indulgent type of cursive writing. The strokes are connected and rounded, and the character shapes are wild and changeable. On the basis of Jincao, dots and strokes are written continuously to form a "one-stroke script", which is in the same vein as Jincao in terms of composition.

Su Zhe didn't expect that Fu Yanjie had so many interests, including calligraphy.

But before Su Zhe could speak, Su Xin said with a lewd expression, "Why don't you find a girl first to feel it out."

"Shut your mouth." Su Zhe and Su Xin said in unison.

In this regard, Su Xin just curled his lips and didn't care.

After being interrupted by Su Xin, Fu Yanjie was no longer interested in continuing to talk about calligraphy. He put away the copybook he had just read.

"What would you like to drink?" Fu Yanjie showed the wine list to Su Zhe and Su Xin.

"A cup of black tea, thank you." Su Zhe didn't look at the wine list. He didn't want to drink anyway.

"I want to drink something new." After Su Xin took the wine list, he turned directly to the page where the new products were introduced and started reading.

Su Xin pointed to the name of a wine on the wine list and said, "What kind of wine is this? Give me a glass."

Su Zhe came over to take a look. I found the feeling of heartache written on it.

To this. Su Zhe was also curious. Why is it called this? Is there anything special about good wine?

"Are you sure you want to drink this and you won't regret it?" Fu Yanjie asked seriously.

"What are you talking about? Bring it up to me." At this time, Su Xin was full of pride.

"One cup costs 8,888 yuan.

Please pay first. "Fu Yanjie said immediately.

"What kind of wine is this? It's so expensive?" Su Xin patted his chest and said, "But today I'm going to be extravagant. Give me a drink."

Finished. Su Xin counted the money and gave it to Fu Yanjie.

It was obvious that Su Xin had to drink this glass of wine today.

Su Zhe was also very curious about what kind of wine this was. It had a strange name, and it was sold at such an expensive price. What was the difference?

As a result, after Fu Yanjie took the money, he poured a glass of water-like drink to Su Xin: "This is "The Feeling of Heartache". Please use it slowly."

Su Xin carefully picked up the wine glass and took a small sip. There was no taste, so he took another sip. He felt something was wrong: "It doesn't seem to have any taste, just like boiled water."

Fu Yanjie counted the money and said, "It's boiled water. You drank it right."

"I want to feel heartache. Pour me a glass of boiled water, you shady businessman." Su Xin roared at Fu Yanjie.

"Then let me ask you, if you buy a cup of boiled water for 8,888 yuan, will you feel heartache?"

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"That's right, this is the feeling of heartache. I didn't sell it wrong." Fu Yanjie said matter-of-factly.

"Screw your heartache, I'm almost heartbroken, give me the money back." Su Xin said and went to grab the money.

However, Fu Yanjie was quick-sighted and took the money back first, leaving Su Xin in vain.

Seeing this, Su Xin could only cover his heart and look downcast: "My heart hurts, it really hurts."

Only now did Su Zhe understand what "The Feeling of Heartache" was all about. Buying a cup of boiled water for 8,888 yuan would indeed make people feel heartache. The name was really correct.

Now I have shown this example of Su Xin to people, and it is indeed worthy of the name, which makes people feel heartbroken.

At this moment, someone walked onto the stage and said a few words to the resident singer.

Then the resident singer of Paradise Bar immediately became the host. He took the microphone and said to the audience below: "Mr. Big Bowl Sled below will sing a song he adapted here, "I "Officially quit the fff group today", please applaud him."

There was a burst of warm applause from below, and the response was very intense.

Su Zhe knew that since Su Xin went up to sing, many people would go up and sing this time, and they would all sing songs with their changed lyrics.

Of course, if someone is embarrassed, they will go up with a mask and give them a nickname.

It was as if the man who came up in front of him gave himself the name of a big bowl of sleigh.

Soon, the prelude sounded. Many people have heard this song and are very familiar with it. That is, you are not truly happy in May.

Su Zhe didn't know what the man had changed the lyrics of this song to, but judging from the song's title, "I officially quit the fff group today", he knew that this song must be a spoof.

Just when the man was about to sing, the host took the microphone again and said: "Please note that the whole process is high-energy and not a combatant. Please leave quickly to avoid being accidentally injured."

The host's words caused a lot of laughter, and Su Zhe couldn't help laughing.

"I was walking alone, and there were many couples passing by."

As soon as the singing started, Su Zhe almost spit out the water.

Because this man's singing voice was so special. He didn't know how to describe it, but it made him laugh uncontrollably.

If you use the language on the Internet to describe this song, you can only use the words "open your mouth to pee" to describe it, because as soon as the man opens his mouth, he scares others to the point of peeing.

The man above ignored the laughter below and was still singing with great concentration.

Smiling and talking, holding hands, everyone is happy

I was really about to cry, but I was already crying

The oil drums are hidden. All I have to do is set a fire.

The lighter in my hand is hot under the scorching sun

I can no longer guarantee that I will not envy the hypothetical.

I’m spending Chinese Valentine’s Day alone this year. In fact, I spent it alone last year too.

The year before last, I was alone all the time.

Are ugly people really youthless?

Throwing the lighter away, I bowed my head again and walked away in despair.

Passersby are all in love, only I am alone

I was also so dark that I burned down the happiness of the entire city