Universe’s Most Famous Vinegar Goddess

——It's really a pity that you are not a voice actor.

Xiao You hiccuped, "I'll take you to compliment me." She suddenly remembered Feng Yan. Before that, at night, when the two of them were talking on the phone, she was very cold and told Feng Yan that she was busy and wanted to hang up. , But Feng Yan said: "Your voice is so nice, like a seiyuu."

Recalling the past, Xiao You couldn't help coughing, "Huh?"

With this "hmm", her ingot blushed, and she angrily picked up a small grass from the ground and threw it at Xiao You: "Mr. Xiao, I love Yun Han, and it's useless if you seduce me! "

Xiao You coughed, hurriedly sat up straight, and tucked his hair up: "What nonsense? I'm not thinking about things and wanting to be fascinated? Besides, we are the same attribute, we are both offensive, who seduce whom."

Yuan Bao curled his lips and took off the mushrooms: "You and I are not the same attribute."

Is President Xiao still attacking?

You can smell that bitter from far away, it's really nonsense with your eyes open.

Xiao You picked up a branch from the ground, is there anything like it: "Ms. Xiao's teaching time begins."

After all, Yuan Bao has no experience with this kind of thing. She really put the basket aside in a decent manner, sitting on the grass and looking at Xiao You.

Seeing her obedient appearance, Xiao You wanted to laugh a little, she was so cute. Seeing her clean eyes, tsk tsk, Yun Han was worth it for her.

Xiao You: "We know that people don't talk secretly, so let's talk about it first. The tuition has to be charged. I will eat chicken stewed with mushrooms at noon."

Ingots:……

Just talk. Why does President Xiao use such a voice? Is this a habit?

Xiao You: "Let's talk about it first, how do you think you can succeed in the attack all at once."

The teacher has to touch the students' bottom first.

Yuan Bao felt that he had seduceed many times before, but it had no effect, "Forced and arrogant?"

Xiao You: "...You are too outdated. This is what people from my grandma's day did. Besides, you two are together, so you can force a fart."

Yuan Bao curled his lips, "Then what do you say?"

Xiao You: "Have you ever seduce in any **** pajamas?"

Yuan Bao: "Sexy pajamas? Start and end. When we weren't together, I showed her breasts."

A "bang" in Xiao You's heart exploded the whirlpool of surprise.

Ma, yes, boy, do what she has always wanted to do but dared not do.

"Then Yunhan's reaction?"

Xiao You was tempted, thinking in his mind how Feng Yan would react if he saw that? Blushing? No, there is no such word as shy in that woman's dictionary. She must have said: "Since Mr. Xiao revealed it, then I'm not welcome."

Yuan Bao sighed, "Blushes, but there is no next step."

Xiao You swept the ground with tree branches: "Yes, I tell you, people like them have been suppressed for too long. You have not succeeded in seduce these several times. You must have not made a big effort. You listen to me. Say...balbalba..."

Teacher Xiao teaches meticulously. He not only talked about some matters needing attention in the program process, but also talked about some specific skills.

He made Yuan Bao's face red, filled his stomach with yellow water, and went home with her mushrooms on his back.

Into the house.

He Yunhan just woke up, she changed into a pure white dress with scattered hair, walked to Yuan Bao's side and looked at her basket: "After going for so long, how can I get this?"

Yuan Bao looked at He Yunhan, hooked her back with one hand, and pressed hard in his arms: "I'll take a bath first."

He Yunhan was taken aback by the voice and the look in his eyes.

Yuan Bao took a deep breath, put her down and entered the house.

He Yunhan turned her head directly, "Mr. Xiao, what are you doing?"

Xiao You:...

Damn it, do you want to be so sharp, you can tear her through at a glance, it's so shameless.

Xiao You washed his hands, took off his shoes and ate dates on the kang: "What can I do? I'm a dignified president who helps her pick mushrooms. What are you doing? In this tone, what can I do to her."

Wow, the strength of the little Yuanbao just now is really awesome, and it really has the potential to be an attacker.

He Yunhan frowned and looked at Xiao You with her arms folded.

The ingot went out well, happy, how come the look is so complicated when he comes back? Seeing her staring at her lips again, seeing what she said before, and swallowing three times very frequently, it must have been Mr. Xiao who said something.

He Yunhan: "Don't teach her badly."

Xiao You snorted coldly, "What is bad teaching? Where is the essence of your ingot?"

Does this matter still need to be taught? Is it obviously instinct?

He Yunhan raised her eyebrows: "Mr. Xiao, is this challenging me?"

Xiao You saw Grandma Xiao and Ma He talked and laughed and walked into the house with a dustpan. She twitched her neck: "What's wrong with challenging you?"

Yun Han is such a tolerant person, surely he dare not say anything in front of the seniors.

Sure enough, as soon as the two old people entered the house, He Yunhan swallowed her anger alive. He Ma looked at her and coughed: "Yunhan, you washed the pears. Yuan Bao said to boil pear water." ?"

He Yunhan responded and walked into the yard with the pear, "Mom, are you coughing better?"

He Ma smiled: "It's much better after taking the medicine."

Xiao You gazedly watched He Yunhan walk out. She raised her eyebrows and decided to help Xiao Yuanbao again, "Grandma, where is the liquor?"

Grandma Xiao glanced at her curiously, "Would you like to drink it? They are brewed at home, and the degree is a bit high."

Xiao You: "I just need a little bit."

"Oh." Grandma Xiao pointed to the closet, "then there is."

Xiao You was happy when she saw that Grandma Xiao asked for a small bottle again, took out the large bottle made by herself, poured a small bottle of wine from it, and added some petals in it.

Grandma Xiao looked at Xiao You suspiciously.

What is this kid doing? Why do you laugh while making alcohol?

Taking advantage of Yuan Bao's bathing and blowing his hair, Xiao You knocked on the door and went in and handed the small wine bottle to Yuan Bao: "Look, my sister is thinking about you."

"what is this?"

Feng Yu had just finished taking a shower, her skin was white and red, and her eyes were clear. Xiao You took a deep breath, "You are really beautiful enough. Don't look at me with this look. If it wasn't for my heart, I would definitely have to You accepted it."

Yuan Bao pulled his neck and said, "Yun Han, Mr. Xiao liu-"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao You covered his mouth, "You are crazy!"

Yuan Bao is not only not crazy but also clear, she is terribly jealous when Yun Han turns back, so it is better to give away her teammates first.

"What the **** is this?" Yuan Bao opened the bottle cap and smelled it. It was a bit fragrant, like wine brewed at home, but with a little more floral fragrance.

Xiao Youxianbao said, "This is the only warm house wine with the characteristics of our old Xiao family that I carry with me this time."

Anyway, I didn't know what ingots were made up randomly, Xiao You just wanted to make her feel dependent and help her.

Yuan Bao stared at him for a while, and suddenly her eyes became sharp. She looked at Xiao You: "Mr. Xiao, why did you bring this wine before you came to Xiawa Village? Do you think about what to do to Yunhan?"

Xiao You:...

She and Yun Han are really a perfect match, two superb vinegars.

"I have left things here for you, do you like to drink or not."

Xiao You patted his **** and left, "Remember, shut your mouth and don't confess your sister."

When He Yunhan entered the room, she happened to see Xiao You going out. She frowned. What's the matter with President Xiao, why does she like to chat with her Yuan Bao so much? Could it be that the two of them went out to pick mushrooms, and they also found their feelings?

Time was too tight, Yuan Bao didn't have time to think at all. When she saw Yunhan come in, she immediately raised her head and ate it.

do my best!

He Yunhan looked at her, "What are you drinking?"

Yuan Bao is a little confused, and it's over, this old Xiao family's homemade wine is really good.

Alas...what did Mr. Xiao say before? First seduce, and then do something directly... and then...

Can't think of that much, Yuan Bao blushed and got up. She pressed against He Yunhan and sighed in her ear: "No, you smell it, where did I drink?"

He Yunhan was a little nervous, rubbing her ears sensitively, "It's all like this, haven't drink yet?"

Yuan Bao's hand touched it, her eyes staring straight at He Yunhan, dark and heavy, full of danger, "I...who do I think it was? I was deceived. It was Mr. Xiao’s fault, Yun Han. I can't control it, can't you save me..."

She couldn't help but fell on the big bed directly to Yun Han.

He Yunhan's breath is unstable, she turned around and held the ingot: "You...you..."

Yuan Bao twisted: "I feel uncomfortable."

In this posture, Yun Han is so domineering.

Yuan Bao twisted again, "Yun Han, you help me."

vomit……

Did she really say such shameless words?

The matter has reached this point, if you don't advance, you will retreat, and she will fight it out.

Staring at Xiao Fengyu for a while, He Yunhan sighed softly, "Yuan Bao, don't you regret it?"

regret?

Yuan Bao blinked her dark eyes. How could she regret what she couldn't ask for?

"Spent my whole life with someone like me... I--" He Yunhan didn't say anything, Yuan Bao's eyes were a little red, and she choked up: "Yunhan, you know I don't want you to say that the least, I love you. I told you from the very beginning, whether it is the next year, five years or ten years, it will never change."

Yuan Bao said, grabbing He Yunhan's hand, "I'm not feeling well... my heartbeat is about to rush out of my chest."

She is either not in love, and once she falls in love, she will never let go.

She finally walked out with Yun Han, it is absolutely impossible to let go of her.

In this generation, she was also born, and she was also dead.

He Yunhan touched her face, "You are still a child."

expensive?

and then?

Yuan Bao looked at He Yunhan in confusion, do I still need to mention his age at this time?

He Yunhan's hand stuck to Yuan Bao's waist was hard, and the two changed positions, turning Yuan Bao condescendingly at her.

He Yunhan's face was pink, she pursed her lips and closed her eyes.

God...

Yuan Bao has never felt this way.

Seeing people who have been in love for so long take such sultry gestures so freely.

Can the ingot hold back? ? ? ?

Although it was noon, the atmosphere was just right. The scent of Yuan Bao just after taking a shower and the delicate fragrance of Yun Han's body were mingled in the room, mixing them together to become the best smell she had ever smelled in her life.

The ingot was intoxicated.

She had never seen such a messy Yun Han.

She frowned, she bit her lip, she was painful and happy.

Destroy her...

Let her fall...

The advantage of being young is reflected at this time.

Until lunch time, the two of them didn't come out. Grandma Xiao took a look and said, "What are these two babies doing, I'll go and see." The yuan Bao is more active than anyone else when the meal is done on weekdays. What's wrong today?

Xiao You ate his meal and said happily, "Hey, grandma, don't go, what can you do at noon?"

Grandma Xiao's face turned red all of a sudden, Xiao You slapped her face: "Oh, my mouth, I'm used to joking with my grandma at home at home, no way, grandma, don't mind you."

Mother He's face was also a little red, and she coughed: "The yard is cool, let's go out to eat?"

Grandma Xiao nodded. During this time, the two got along very well.

Xiao You sang a small song alone, drank wine, ate, and looked at the beautiful scenery outside the window. He was in a good mood.

Only at this moment, thinking about what Yuan Bao and Yun Han did, she actually missed Feng Yan a little bit.

She thought for a while, took out the phone, and it was not turned on for a day, so she turned it on.

As soon as the phone was turned on, there were various notification sounds. Xiao You put the phone aside, let it ring for a while, and drank two more glasses of wine before she picked up the phone.

As soon as he picked it up, Feng Yan's phone came in.

Xiao You squeezed: "Hello?"

Feng Yan was deserted: "Where are you?"

The background is a bit noisy, like the sound of a car driving.

Xiao You: "What are you doing? Missing me? It's only a few days now? How is it, Saint Emperor, have you checked it out? No problem, right?"

That's right, she is the innocent Xiao You!

Feng Yan sneered: "Listening to your voice, Mr. Xiao is very happy? Is there a beauty around him?"

"Hey, don't irritate me." Xiao You was drinking another glass of wine, her uncle said: "I am in a very good mood now, and I have to go to the village to find a flower girl to talk to and enhance my relationship later."

Feng Yan's voice was strong and powerful, "Dare you."

Xiao You rolled his eyes. The emperor was so far away on this day, and the two of them were hundreds of kilometers apart. What did she dare not to say, "What do I dare not to do? What do I do to your Feng Clan? I not only Chat, I still have to touch Girl Flower’s hand, who have I photographed? I still—"

The phone was hung up before the words were finished.

Xiao You said twice and shook his head.

What a bad temper.

She continued to eat peanuts and admired the spring scenery. She was watching to chant poems, she heard the voices of Granny Xiao and Madam He in the yard.

Grandma Xiao: "Are you?"

He Ma: "Xiao Yan, why are you here?"

………………

A sip of wine stuck in her throat, Xiao You shuddered with fright, all the chopsticks in her hand fell, and a cool sweat from her back ran through her body. She jumped off the bed and looked around. It was done! ! !

The door can't run away.

Xiao You opened the window. She didn't have any prestige as the president at the moment. She was about to run out of the window. But this waist just went out, and her legs felt cold and she was caught by someone: "Heh, Mr. Xiao, you Where do you want it?"