Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

Chapter 775: Being funny is not for fairies

Deng Wanting was slightly startled, and her expression became even more unnatural.

Xiao Jintang's hands were shaking.

"Fairy, please continue quickly, my hand is almost broken."

Deng Wanting said nothing more, took the flower from Xiao Jintang's hand, and then asked Xiao Jintang,

"Master Xiao, can you stand up?"

A certain funny boy was almost moved to tears. God suddenly realized that God was so good to him!

Xiao Jintang fiercely dug his eyes at the laughing wolf friends in a circle around him, his eyes widened, and his tone was exaggerated and cold,

"Fairy, I'm so dizzy, can you help me~~~?"

Deng Wanting didn't answer whether she could or not, and directly grabbed Xiao Jintang's arm.

Although Deng Wanting is also 1.7 meters tall, Xiao Jintang, who is 1.82 meters tall, deliberately leans against her body and groans. It is indeed not easy to pull her up.

A group of evil male gods watching the fun nearby couldn't help but pick up the mineral water bottle and smash it at Xiao Li Fei's bottle.

Xiao Jintang jumped up instantly, pointed at his friends and shouted,

"Hey, I told you to do it one by one! Can we be more gentlemen? Stop hitting my fairy, okay?!!"

Li Shuran rolled her eyes,

"I go……"

Situ Cheng shook his head.

"This guy is still immersed in the world of fairies and can't get out~~~"

The Tang Dynasty's handsome king smiled evilly,

"Doubi still doesn't understand what happened..."

Lin Xiaoru glanced at Xiao Jintang with great sympathy, raised her eyebrows, and smiled mischievously.

"Let Xiao Shaoduo play for a while."

Tang Yu nodded,

"Yes, wife~~~"

Xiao Jintang lowered his head and sounded concerned,

"Fairy, you weren't hit, were you? They are all crazy, just ignore them!"

The collective eyeballs rolled,

"Damn it! You were released from a mental hospital, okay?!"

Deng Wanting shook her head slightly, acting neither humble nor arrogant, and said,

"Master Xiao, can you do me a favor?"

In an instant, Xiao Jintang nodded his head like a sieve of chaff, and smiled so hard that all his teeth were exposed.

“Okay, okay!

Fairy, what can I do for you with this honor? "

A group of men felt sick to their stomachs again.

Deng Wanting raised her hand, pointed at Xiao Jintang's crotch, and said in a calmer tone,

"Master Xiao, here."

Xiao Jintang was shocked, and he actually hated the cold and covered his face in shame.

"Fairy, there are so many people, I will be embarrassed~~~"

Li Shuran and Situ Cheng just hugged each other and retched, holy shit! Fortunately, I didn’t eat until later, and I didn’t eat much in the morning.

Deng Wanting took a deep breath.

If Xiao Jintang pays attention, he will find that this woman's always calm complexion has turned slightly red.

Deng Wanting pointed somewhere and said again,

"Master Xiao, please take a look, your pants are unzipped."

Xiao Jintang was covering his face in disgust, his eyes widened, and his jaw almost dropped. He quickly lowered his head and looked at his crotch.

"Well……"

In an instant, a certain funny dog ​​burst into tears┭┮﹏┭┮~~~

turn out to be---

In the "flower grabbing melee" just now, Deng Wanting was squeezed into the middle and fell directly on Xiao Jintang's body. The corner of her dress just happened to be stuck in the crotch zipper of her trousers that had been unzipped at some point. inside……

I mean, why does it feel like it's always cool down there and the wind is leaking...

%\u0026gt;_\u0026lt;%.

Xiao Jintang burst into tears, pulled out Deng Wanting's dress with trembling hands, then closed the zipper with her eyes closed, and finally looked at Deng Wanting sadly with her eyes.

"Fairy, okay..."

Deng Wanting handed the bouquet in her hand back to Xiao Jintang's arms.

"Thanks."

Then, Deng Wanting turned around and left Xiao Jintang's side.

Xiao Jintang glanced awkwardly at the bride's bouquet in his arms, then raised his head and looked at Deng Wanting's charming back with great sadness.

After a long time of fussing, it turned out that the person was squatting next to him because his clothes were stuck.

He also thought that...

A certain dog had a mournful face, and his eyebrows instantly turned into an unfortunate figure-eight shape, making it almost impossible to look at.

"puff"!

finally---

All the evil wolves and friends, who had been feeling uncomfortable for a long time, collectively burst into laughter.

Li Shuran and Situ Cheng laughed so hard that they hugged each other and howled.

"Funny, hurry up and chase~~~"

"Your fairy daughter flapped her little wings and flew away~~~"

"Hahaha……"

Deng Wanting walked back to Lin Xiaoru's side.

Lin Xiaoru raised an eyebrow and touched Deng Wanting's arm.

"how do you feel?"

Deng Wanting frowned slightly.

"How about what?"

Lin Xiaoru and Tang Yu looked at each other in tacit understanding. Tang Yu used his chin to poke a certain funny bird that was still howling messily in the wind.

"It's our Young Master Xiao! How about it?!"

Looking at the couple in front of her who were smiling with evil and evil gossip, Deng Wanting smiled slightly, with a faint smile.

"Director, agent, since when did you also work part-time as paparazzi?"

Tang Yu whistled faintly, and Lin Xiaoru patted Deng Wanting on the shoulder.

"Oh, of course I, as a top manager, have to care about your emotional life! It's quite funny!"

Deng Wanting looked at a certain man who was crying again, and nodded expressionlessly,

"It's really funny."

Lin Xiaoru's eyes lit up,

"do you like it?"

Deng Wanting shook her head without hesitation.

"dislike."

Lin Xiaoru sighed quietly,

"What a pity. Young Master Xiao seems to like you quite a lot, and he even calls you a fairy with a nymphomaniac look on his face."

Deng Wanting couldn't help but twitch her lips,

"..."

Tang Yu whistled again and deliberately shouted at the top of his voice,

"Young Master Xiao, my wife just asked for you. Fairy Girl doesn't like you! You are not their type! Give up!"

As a result, the funny howl of a certain bird floating in the sky became even louder~~~

The luxurious wedding lunch began.

Fifty tables of dining tables, on a flat and fragrant golf course, overlooking the river, surrounded by plump roses, and pink balloons flying everywhere in the sky.

Ji Tianqi and Ai Qianqian went to toast, and the best man and bridesmaids followed closely.

Because everyone knew Qian Qian was pregnant, no one made it difficult for the bride, and Qian Qian drank pure juice.

In the name of taking care of his wife, Ji Tianqi directly asked a group of groomsmen to cover the wine for him.

nonsense!

Brother, if you don't use it to kill yourself at this time, how long will it take to do it?

Ji Shaoting got into a fight with an American FBI agent. The two of them were drinking together one glass at a time. A certain little lunatic next to him was digging ferociously at the EBI agent with his eyes. He wanted to chop him down with one hand and tell you to join me. Let’s fight wine!

Li Shuran, Situ Cheng and Ling Chenfeng were already staggering from drink.

"Keep drinking, keep drinking..."

A certain funny boy sat down with a red wine bottle in his arms and a wine glass in one hand.

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