Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

A certain funny boy rubbed ice cubes with one hand, waved it wildly with the other hand like a concert, and sang in his mouth,

"My enthusiasm, ha, is like a fire, ha, burning the entire desert, ha ha...

…”

A certain despised little demon/spirit had already grabbed a piece of ice. He lifted up his trousers and touched it with his orchid fingers.

"My sexy and smooth charming calves, please forgive me for being so cruel to you~~~"

Then it was like putting an ice cube on it, and then there was a howling sound like a killing pig,

“It’s so cold, so cold~~~”

The collective lips twitched and they resisted the urge to throw the ice cubes together.

→_→.

…

The situation continues here as well.

Ling Chenfeng directly put such a large piece of ice into his mouth and melted it. Unexpectedly, his mouth was too small and it got stuck.

"Woo... Wu... Brother, I can't get out..."

Tears streamed down his face in an instant, his cheeks were poked by the ice corners on both sides, and his whole half-finished robot face appeared.

Looking at Ling Chenfeng's handsome face that was about to be burst by the ice, Ji Tianqi's eyes turned to the far right →_→, friends, here is the brain trust of the thousand-year-old male god that we have promised!

Ji Shaoting, Xuan Chenxing, and Mo Li, while holding ice cubes and shaking wildly, looked at their women, with strong hints in their eyes,

"You just let your man show his nakedness like this?"

Xuan Aixuan was already lying on the ground rolling with laughter.

"Ting Ou, beauty is meant to be appreciated!"

Xiao Xiaoxiao hooked his arm around Xuan Chenxing's neck,

"Uncle, how can you not show off your figure?"

Ji Tianmiao touched Mo Li's abdominal muscles with his paw.

"This feel and these lines, it would be a pity to hide them~~~"

The three men's eyes rolled upward...

…

Shangguan Ran and Shangguan Yao looked at each other calmly. Each held a piece of ice. They turned their wrists, their finger bones condensed, and then they heard an explosion.

The ice cubes shattered.

Simple, crude and direct.

The group of male idols who "teared" the ice and howled, also twisted their necks and burst into tears.

Damn, their heads must have been confused by the ultra-high decibel screams of these women!

A certain funny boy who was singing "Passionate Desert" suddenly stared straight in his eyes and his whole body stiffened for three seconds.

"Shangguan, why didn't you tell me earlier!"

Shangguan Yao glanced lightly,

"Dooby, I see you are having a lot of fun."

Shangguanran answered,

"I can't bear to interrupt your singing."

…

Xiao Jintang felt a lump in his throat and cried out in disgust,

"You guys are really bad~~~"

Shangguan Yao and Shangguan Ran waved their hands and sent the crushed ice shards flying toward Xiao Jintang like a goddess.

"Ahhh...I hide, I hide, I hide again!

Ah haha, I missed it, I---duang~~~"

A certain funny boy was jumping up and down. Before he could finish his words, he turned around and hit the wall pillar hard.

Wow~~~

The world is full of beautiful little golden stars →_→.

"Ouch! It hurts..."

"Hahaha……"

"You deserve to be teased!"

"..."

In the room, the joyful and happy laughter never stopped from beginning to end.

The queen sat lazily on the sofa in front of the male gods and whistled quietly. In less than five minutes, fifty large pieces of ice were cut by the male gods.

Ji Tianqi once again used his inhuman IQ. Within ten seconds, the puzzle was completed before anyone even reacted.

Ji Shaojue and Xiao Jintang hugged each other,

"Little Juejue, Ji San has never practiced Iron Sand Palm..."

"Our little cousin really doesn't have..."

"What was Ji San doing just now..."

"The long-lost sunflower acupuncture hand in martial arts..."

…

Ji Tianmo hooked his hand,

"Little monster, turn over the puzzle."

Ji Tianqi quickly followed the instructions and saw a line of words written on the back of the puzzle:

"The groomsmen asked the princess to hold the other groomsmen, squat fifty times, and then each sing a song that included 'I love you'."

The male gods who had been chilled once again straightened their backs,

"Sisters-in-law, can you spare us~~~?"

Howling, howling, squatting, you still have to do it, singing, you still have to sing.

So, Li Shuran took a deep breath and picked up Xiao Jintang, Shangguan Yao held Shangguan Ran, Ji Shaoting held Ling Chenfeng, Xuan Chenxing held Tang Yu, Ji Shaojue's body swayed softly, and he threw himself into Mo Li's arms, his peach blossom eyes filled with the wind. /Affection,

"Brother Li, my legs are weak~~~"

Mo Li hugged the demon with an expressionless face.

Another exclusive round of male god training and fitness is on.

…

Xiao Jintang hung in Li Shuran's arms and said something cold,

"Dear, why do you have such a painful expression on your face? Don't you feel safe and warm when I am in your arms? We are the happiest couple.

I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves the curtain~~~"

The veins on Li Shuran's temples were beating like crazy, and he finally roared unbearably,

"Stupid, are you a pig?! It's so heavy!"

Then there was a solid sound of "duang", and a certain pig-like funny fell to the floor.

Xiao Jintang suddenly wanted to be cool and did the splits. It was so... so refreshing! His face turned pale, and the muscles on his face were twitching.

"My little Xiao Xiao was hurt..."

The little ladies, who had laughed so hard that they could hardly stand upright, wished that their makeup was all gone.

…

The medley of "I love you" songs by the male gods continues.

Ji Shaoting's voice was magnetic, "I love you, record life through life."

Little Juejue was charming and charming, "I haven't told you yet, I'm sorry, I love you."

Li Shuran was so tired that her voice was trembling, "I love you but you love him..."

"..."

The last one.

Everyone looked at Mo Li in unison.

"Mumu, sing quickly!"

"Brother Li, you are the only one left~~~"

"..."

Mo Li had sweat dripping from his forehead and looked at Ji Tianmiao eagerly.

Ignore it decisively.

Seeing the group's irritable red eyes, Mo Li murmured quietly,

"I love you, my country."

collective,"……"

Ji Tianmiao burst into laughter,

"Pfft hahaha, Mu Mu, the motherland loves you too!"

The back of Mo Li's ears turned slightly red again.

…

Ji Tianmo was about to slap the little monster on the head, but seeing the handsome groom's appearance today, he stopped and slapped "pia" on his back.

"Little monster, why don't you go pick up your little white rabbit wife?"

Ji Tianqi's smoky eyes lit up, and he shrank in horror for a moment, looking at the queen sister who was smiling coquettishly,

"Sister, you..."

Ji Tianmo rolled his eyes and couldn't help but kick him.

"roll."

Ji Tianqi felt as if he had received an amnesty, and the group of groomsmen who were about to be tortured to death behind him also came back to life with full health and rushed forward!

The moment the crystal pearl curtain opened, everyone was shocked!

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(Little rabbits, it’s eight thousand today! Good night╭(╯3╰)╮)