Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

Xiao Xiaoxiao's face turned even redder, and he deliberately said a harsh word of disgust,

"Go away, hang up! I'm going to work!"

Then, with a click, he hung up.

Looking at the phone call that he hung up, Xiao Xiaoxiao patted his hot face. Why are you so shy?

When she lowered her head, Xiao Xiaoxiao saw the words in front of her squatting on the gravel that she had just scratched and written with a tree branch.

"Uncle Xing \u0026amp; Crazy Girl."

On the domineering little face, the corners of the eyes were raised, and the smile could not be concealed.

Xiao Xiaoxiao raised his head and glanced around, then picked up a branch from the ground and drew a heart shape on the soil where the two names were written.

…

Xiao Xiaoxiao stuck out his tongue. Isn't it a little childish? who cares! She is happy!

"hey-hey……"

After looking at his "masterpiece" on the ground, Xiao Xiaoxiao stood up, patted his butt, turned around and ran towards the auction site not far away, shouting cheerfully,

"Comrades, here I come!"

"..."

Then, there was a burst of gossipy chuckles.

It was Xiao Xiaoxiao and several other "errand boys" in the crew. They were all of the same age, and during this period they established a relatively friendly revolutionary friendship.

"Xiaoxiao, did you just call your boyfriend?"

"Damn it! Stop interning in production here and go to Tianyu to be a paparazzi. Why don't your eyes be so poisonous!"

"What an injustice! Xiaoxiao! Look at the murderous look you had on your face just before the phone call saying, 'The world owes you five million'. After the phone call came back, you smiled so much that you wished everyone in your gang could see it!"

Who else could it be but a boyfriend? This is just a normal guess on my part, okay? "

"Uh...did I show it so obviously?"

…

Friends, the right corner of your eyes →_→,

"Look yourself in the mirror."

"Don't bother me! Tell me quickly, am I really so obvious~~~?"

The whole group of people mechanically nodded their chins up and down at ninety degrees in perfect agreement.

"Um."

"very obvious."

"I should take a photo of your ferocious look just now and compare it with now."

"You'll be impressed."

A certain girl from the Xiao family scratched her hair, pulled the corners of her mouth awkwardly and laughed.

"Haha, what, our uncle just lost his temper with me~~~"

Decisively, everyone looked to the right and couldn't help but twitch the corners of their eyes, and rolled their eyes at Xiao Xiaoxiao.

"Girl Xiao, can we not show off our affection in a fancy way?"

…

Xiao Xiaoxiao shook her tied long hair proudly, and her "haha" laughter became arrogant and ruffian again.

"Uncle has a mother-in-law mouth. He always likes to talk to me. There is no way, there is really no way, hahaha..."

"Fuck you."

"Xiaoxiao, you call your boyfriend 'uncle, uncle' every day. Do you know that you have aroused our purest gossip heart?"

"Don't tell lies in broad daylight, be the purest, even God won't listen~~~"

"Hurry up, Xiaoxiao, let's get that 'good Chinese uncle' of yours out for a walk sometime!"

"N---O----NO!"

"Xiaoxiao, don't be so stingy! We also want to see what kind of uncle can conquer your savage girlfriend?"

"You guys who have been obsessed with sex for thousands of years will definitely not be able to control themselves and covet our uncle when they see him!"

…

Cough cough cough…

Decisively, the friends collectively fell silent and looked aside pretending to be nonchalant.

Xiao Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows,

"What happened? It touched your heart, right~~~"

"Ahem..."

"actually……"

"Xiao Xiao..."

"We all agree that your uncle's boyfriend is more..."

The friends looked at each other, what should I say~~~

Xiao Xiao's eyelids twitched.

"Compare to what?"

One of the friends touched his nose and said with a lump in his throat,

"More mature and attractive as a man..."

"simply put,"

"It's just one word,"

"Ahem---"

"old……"

"Xiao Xiao, don't be angry!"

"Your nickname of 'Uncle' definitely inspires the infinite imagination of mankind!"

"We just guessed it was an uncle similar to Jang Dong Gun's!"

"Maybe Uncle Cha Shengyuan can also have it!"

"Yep---"

…

Xiao Xiaoxiao finally couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, and then under the horrified expressions of his friends---

"puff……"

A certain crazy girl leaned forward and laughed "haha".

No wonder Xuan Chenxing strongly asked her to call him by another name before. It turned out that in other people's ears, the first impression she gave was really the image of an "old man"~~~

Xiao Xiaoxiao smiled so hard that she wished her eyes were filled with tears. She waved her hands randomly and raised her pink lips in an unabashedly domineering manner.

"Our uncle is definitely a top male god who is beyond your imagination!"

"~~~"

The collective was silent again.

Well, this is the legendary "Wang Po sells her melons and boasts herself", with an expression of "deep suspicion".

…

Xiao Xiaoxiao was so excited that she put her paws on her hips.

"Don't believe it! What I said is true!"

Her uncle is the second young master of the Xuan family!

The top few in the "Ranking of Male Gods" in City A! Girls, you all chose this yourself!

Xiao Xiaoxiao waved his hand domineeringly,

"Today! No, not today! Our uncle has something to do today!

tomorrow! I'll call the uncle over tomorrow! Let all of you "ten thousand years of nymphomaniac fans" collectively become more crazy/enthusiastic! When the time comes, don’t blame me again if you are abused as a single person! "

As soon as Xiao Xiaoxiao finished speaking, all the friends clapped their hands and said "Oh yeah"!

Sure enough, Xiaoxiao still has to use provocation.

"Xiao Xiao, it's settled!"

"Tell me every day to show your affection/love. Let's watch the live broadcast tomorrow."

Xiao Xiaoxiao's arrogant face twitched,

"Uh, you guys..."

"Exciting General Technique!"

"Hahaha……"

"Damn it! A bunch of bad girls!"

"Xiaoxiao, you are the worst, okay?"

"Go to/yours, hahaha..."

The lifeless filming studio was filled with joy by a few young girls.

Even the director in front of the camera, who had always had a face like fried pork liver, smiled for the first time in a thousand years and shouted,

"Pass!"

The setting sun in winter, dyed with a light maple red, shines through the overlapping leaves, one by one, on the love lines drawn by the tree branches on the soil.

Their love is burning with passion.

…

In the office, after Xuan Chenxing and Xiao Xiaoxiao finished talking on the phone, they dialed a number at home.

"Mommy, Xiaoxiao has to work overtime tonight, and I won't go home for dinner. Help me tell my brother and Sister-in-law the Queen~~~"