Transformed Into a Two-dimensional Beautiful Girl

After the return of the Northern Sniper, it seemed that Aincrad had established a connection with the magical girl world, and the big screen in the town that had been silent for a long time finally responded again.

Standing at a specific location on the street and looking forward to the sky, you can clearly see that the virtual screen is playing a loop of a short video in the style of an anime title theme that comes from nowhere. The content is quite healing, with a loli sound that is so sweet that it can make people sick. Coupled with the warm pink pictures, many people feel that this is actually an anime that can make people feel happy from the soul.

Of course, if the picture in the video hadn't included the heart-warming scene of Madoka holding Kyubey silly, I might have actually believed that this was a healing episode.

The previous live broadcast content is gone, but this healing video about pink is still playing. It seems to be repeatedly stating that the world of magical girls is really healing. Everyone must believe this. As long as you go to the world of magical girls, you will be very happy. .

At the same time, the game system once again showed its omnipotent side. A live broadcast post appeared on the player forum. The poster's signature turned out to be "Sword Art Online Official", and the most surprising thing is that this post was actually Pinned permanently.

This kind of behavior appeared on the forum representing the official game, which is clearly "I am the official game", and in the understanding of the majority of players, "I am Kayaba Akihiko", which made countless players angry, although they still did not suppress the strategy of Magical Girl. Despite the popularity of the task, the number of replies under it is the highest ever.

The players are angry that the B "Kayaba Akihiko" actually has the guts to appear in front of everyone. You must know that he is the one who has locked up the lives of such a large number of players in this game like a piece of cake. He was once still in Aincrad. When the nightlife industry was booming, a strange operation suddenly happened in the middle of the night that brought it back to its original shape.

Therefore, the first replies to this post were all "nmsl". The neatness of the floors and the vastness of the team were simply outrageous. At a glance, one could tell that the poster must have done something outrageous.

However, it is regrettable that the rare scene where players worked together to deal with the outside world did not last long, and the deadlock was soon broken by a shameless dog licker.

The sentence "Official Dad, I love you" unexpectedly elicited a reply from the poster. Do you want to know who the poster is? That's a proper game official. He actually responded with "I'm optimistic about you, the coordinates of the seventh floor are 7777, and there is a hidden mission at 7777" just for a few words. This was a private chat reply, and outsiders could only reply. I saw a long list of *******, which only became public after two hours.

At that time, this shameless licking dog had already sent out the screenshot of the hidden mission, followed by a long list of proud emoticons of the villain.

When the other players saw it, they all yelled, "F*ck," and in their hearts, they greeted the whole family of that shameless dog-licker. Why did he have such good luck? Why can the official of this crappy game be so shameless? Why am I not the first person to do dog licking?

Then, the scolding in the post suddenly decreased, and many dog ​​lickers sprung up like mushrooms after rain. All kinds of fancy kneeling licks can make a senior dog licker sigh that there are too many licking postures these days. If If you don’t work hard, sooner or later you will be unable to keep up with the times and be ruthlessly abandoned.

After such a stir, the mood of the crowd has stabilized a lot, and the owner of the post also explained the real purpose of this post: to promote the live broadcast function.

The people vote to choose the live broadcast of the person they want to watch. For example, if you want to watch the hot dog live broadcast, you can vote for him. Then the system will ask the person with the most votes whether to start the live broadcast. If he does not agree or does not reply, it will be pushed down. One person, and so on.

The person at the front agreed that the live broadcast would be directly projected on large screens in various towns.

Players who want to live broadcast can also find the live broadcast start button in the new live broadcast column of the system, and other players can selectively watch it, which feels similar to the real live broadcast platform.

Moreover, the system also used a vivid example to show that live broadcasters should not agree randomly or forget to exit the live broadcast function to avoid embarrassing situations.

Heathcliff was the subject of the experiment, and the system asked him if he was ready to live broadcast while he was still taking a shower. It is said that Heathcliff’s question came too suddenly and his hand slipped for a while, so he mistakenly changed to agree, and then A gorgeous wet temptation was staged for three seconds.

The scale of the scene was very conservative, because Heathcliff reacted quickly to cover the key parts, and the live broadcast interface only stayed at the level of a smooth back.

But even so, Heathcliff was given an electrotherapy treatment by the game system for spreading vulgar and obscene thoughts during the live broadcast.

According to official explanations, if you expose too much, you will even be shocked by the system to the point of being downgraded, or even being shocked to the point where your body is broken and your soul wanders into the void.

The game system and the official website have always had only one purpose, which is to serve players well and allow them to experience more fun, while resolutely resisting vulgar and obscene ideas.

The above are all instructions seen in the official post. Afterwards, Heathcliff personally posted many times to clarify that the system only gave two options at that time, one was to agree to start the live broadcast, and the other was to have to agree to start the live broadcast, and also There was a one-second countdown, and once the time was up, the system randomly made a choice for him.

Heathcliff expressed strong condemnation of the system's despicable behavior of maliciously manipulating others and invading other people's privacy.

However, it was of no use. There were even some lickers who went to his post to say that Heathcliff had slandered the game officials out of thin air and hoped that the officials would intervene to bring justice to the world. Heathcliff was so angry that he almost died. Blood spat on the ground.

People’s hearts are not ancient!

Of course, there were many other factors that led to Heathcliff being so angry. Cricket couldn't really do anything to him when he was broadcasting naked. What made him uncomfortable was that uninformed players were saying that he, Heathcliff, was not good at all. Know how to be grateful to the system, the official, and Kayaba Akihiko, while licking the fake and shoddy "Kayaba Akihiko" that came out of nowhere.

Heathcliff knew very well that he, Kayaba Akihiko, would never let go of his noble persistence and ideals and tell the dog-licking players about the hidden mission location just for the sake of the public's bragging and admiration!

If we want to reward players, we must reward respectable people who are fearless, kind, and righteous and can make others see their shining points. They are definitely not licking dogs.

Heathcliff felt that his character had been insulted, and this was the most uncomfortable part.

But again, no matter how much Heathcliff himself had an opinion, it was of no use. As the voting results came out, Kiriko, who was on a mission in the magical girl world, suddenly got the first place vote. Everyone in the town Pictures soon appeared on the big screen.