Today, the Foolish Scum Gong Screwed Me Over Again

rhubarb︰"……"

Qiu Yanzhi couldn't help but danced with his hands: "You just saw it, didn't you see it, my mother's tears are like a faucet, he came out underground, he went back underground, and the thief was in place with details! Is there a screen recording? You can play it back for me! I want to watch my genius acting again... Is my acting second (killing sha) the scum on those TV series? I’m too **** powerful, I was You should take the Drama Academy, not because of anything else, just because Lao Tzu has this strength ha ha ha ha..."

rhubarb︰……

Looking at Da Huang daze, Qiu Yanzhi said: "What are you dazed, hurry and show me the screen recording, this may be my debut..."

Da Huang Dao: "Our company has not yet developed a screen recording function at any time..."

Qiu Yanzhi was a little disappointed and then pouted: "Huh, it's still the world's highest technology level, there is no screen recording...Your company does the same thing with this game. +++Mobile phone reading visit m.NovelMTL.com"

"So?" Rhubarb said sadly. "You look at this tree, this flower, this dog's tail grass, how true is this, can you call it like this?"

Qiu Yanzhi shrugged and turned back.

"I have never played other holographic games."

Rhubarb followed and said: "Then you will try to play other games and you will know. In contrast, our games are really the best in the industry. They are almost the same as the real world. Okay, not me. blow……"

Qiu Yanzhi perfunctoryly reconciled: "I know, I know, your company's game is the best and most powerful..."

Rhubarb murmured: "Strictly speaking, our company has only this game the most powerful..."

Qiu Yanzhi smiled.

As the saying goes, in fact, Qiu Yanzhi has never played other holographic games at all, but even so, he can still perceive that the quality of the game is absolutely world-class, and should even be the existence of the pyramid.

Because this game is realistically the same as the real world, sometimes Qiu Yanzhi is dumbfounded. When he comes back, he almost confuses whether this is a game or a reality.

This sentence is no exaggeration. In order to increase (strong qiang) the player's sense of involvement, the model used is the player's real person data, which can only be modified and adjusted appropriately. The name is also the player's real name, and the details of the game will also be based on Player's identity information has been adjusted.

For example, Qiu Yanzhi's surname Qiu, the game Qiu Yanzhi's father and family are also surnamed Qiu.

The most exciting thing is that this game can only be registered with an ID card, and it is a veritable 18. Ban game.

After all, the holographic simulation game featuring love is deep in the love, and certain plots are essential.

Therefore, the game's **protection for the player is also in place. Unless the player presses the emergency alarm, even the background staff of the game has no knowledge of the game (fafa).

And its "rhubarb" is a yellow (color) sphere with wings, which is a non-living intelligent assistant tool of the game, used to assist the player to complete the game.

In fact, Qiu Yanzhi did not have much interest in the game, but when he entered the game, he was attracted by a 3d video with a duration of 1 minute and 25 seconds.

Five beautiful men with different shapes came into view one after another.

Gentle singer with a soft voice, a proud school grass with a cold family, a lonely painter who is indifferent and violent, a warm and sunny dog ​​student...

It's pretty good.

Qiu Yanzhi happened to be an extremely vulgar Yan Gou. After looking at it one by one, he could no longer move.

Until the last man slowly pushed open the door and came over.

The sound of black (color) leather shoes slowly fell on the marble tiles, and the man in the black (color) high-profile suit slowly buckled the cufflinks on his left wrist. He raised his head, his jaw line gently raised, and his nose was filled with deep eyes like a cold lake.

He just swept Qiu Yanzhi's eyes lightly, and Qiu Yanzhi felt the fireworks explode from his ears.

　 Crackling, deafening.

Until the end of the video, Qiu Yanzhi couldn't get back.

He thought in a trance.

Sure enough, it is the person who can make the data. In reality, where can someone be handsome to such a degree.

Qiu Yanzhi's glimpse at that time made him almost lost his soul.

Rhubarb flew over to Balabala to introduce him to the game, and Qiu Yanzhi didn't even bother to listen.

Rhubarb: "... Probably the situation is what I said. Since this game does not support simultaneous strategy, you can familiarize yourself with the five major male players first, and then choose a single strategy route after months..."

"No." Qiu Yanzhi interrupted him calmly, "I have chosen it, the last one, He Zhou."

Rhubarb: "I still suggest you to think about it again, you just have the most shallow understanding of them now, you can have a deep understanding of the character (sexuality) personality and character background, and it is not too late to make a decision, if you choose now After the single guideline, if you want to change the character angle (color), you will reshuffle your cards and start over again."

Qiu Yanzhi raised his head and repeated, "It's him, it won't change."

After a long time.

Qiu Yanzhi always regretted his determination and determination at this time, and he always regretted it.

Who can think of it.

President He, who has a figure and a perfect appearance in the golden ratio.

In fact, it's just a big fool with empty skin.

But Qiu Yanzhi at the time didn't realize how important the person's inner is. He was such a superficial person, and he was fascinated by the god-level handsome face that He Zhou's light can make people blush and pant. The mind.

Rhubarb: "Okay, now you have three Huiyuan cards. You can come to the Huiyuan pool to draw cards. The Huiyuan pool is divided into six large pools, the first is a comprehensive pool, and the other 5 are single character pools."

Qiu Yanzhi did not hesitate to choose He Zhou's single draw card pool.

Even though the probability of winning the sr of the single drawer pool of the rhubarb qiang is much lower than that of the comprehensive pool, and the ssr is as low as 0.001%, Qiu Yanzhi did not hesitate at all.

In the first picture, Qiu Yanzhi drew n cards, which are the character cards of the npc girl in the cake shop.

Qiu Yanzhi looked at the card and frowned and asked Da Huang: "Isn't this Hezhou Kachi? Why are there other people."

Rhubarb explained: “Hezhou’s cards are limited, and it’s impossible to draw Hezhou’s character cards every time you draw, but with your efforts, there are actually quite a lot of r-level character cards in Hezhou.”

"What's the use of this n-card?"

"...You can get a Portuguese egg tart."

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

In the second one, Qiu Yanzhi drew the nh card, which is the card of the supermarket cashier.

Get a dinner greeting from the cashier.

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

In the third one, Qiu Yanzhi got another nh card from a supermarket cashier.

Get a lunch greeting from the cashier.

Seemingly aware of Qiu Yanzhi's frustration, Dahuang comforted:

"Don't worry, Huiyuan Cards can be purchased through the game's virtual diamonds, and the character cards of Hezhou will unlock various levels of dating plots."

Qiu Yanzhi thought of Hezhou's face, and felt that his face was hot, and the deer bumped into it. His face was affectionate:

"How many diamonds do I have? Take them out! For the sake of Hezhou, I would like to go all out!"

Da Huang face is happy: "Your current diamond balance is 0, but you can also get diamonds by recharging. You can get diamonds for every RMB! You can draw cards for only RMB 100, the first charge is 10,000 The RMB must get the Hezhou dating card! Are you excited to think about it? Come and recharge!"

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

Qiu Yanzhi suddenly felt that his face was not hot anymore, and the deer did not bump: "Oh, that's it, I retreated, goodbye."

Poverty made me cold-hearted.

Rhubarb sees the situation badly and hurries to keep Qiu Yanzhi: "Don't go! Don't go! Don't go! In fact, as long as our Huiyuan card is checked in every day, it will give you a gift every two days, and diamonds can also be obtained through daily tasks. ."

"And rest assured, even if you can't draw a card for Hezhou, you only have to choose Hezhou and you will have a love route for Hezhou. The cards drawn in the card pool are only branch lines and special plots."

Qiu Yanzhi finally relaxed.

Started the journey of Baishen Party Buddha Department.

After earnestly completing daily tasks every day, Qiu Yanzhi obtained many useful and useless cards.

It looks perfect, but the imperfect is the main plot, and Hezhou's progress is about equal to zero.

After playing the game for a month, I only touched Mo twice, and I didn't even kiss it! ! !

and.

Qiu Yanzhi only found out that He Zhou's temper was a bad one. People set it up as a scum. No matter how handsome his face was, he couldn't help doing it... Qiu Yanzhi's game (sexuality) plummeted.

Qiu Yanzhi even had the idea of ​​retreating when he could only see He Zhou's cold back in the main task for consecutive weeks.

As a result, he had just got the Huiyuan card that he had signed in, and he could draw it.

Starlight turns and turns and turns and turns and turns.

No life or death flop.

Qiu Yan waited for a full minute.

That card was turned over.

In an instant, full of light! The card bursts out a strange golden light! !

Rhubarb leaned over and shouted in shock: "ssr card!!!"

When the golden light finally dispersed.

Qiu Yanzhi was stunned looking at the board.

The rhubarb intelligent robot trembles when talking: "...knot...marriage card?!!!"

Qiu Yanzhi shook his hands and picked up the card.

He saw the description on the card.

Top limited marriage card.

After marriage, he can ask the male host He Zhou and the player to fulfill their husband and wife obligations.

Qiu Yanzhi just felt his heart pounding.

…Is it the husband and wife duty I think about?

Only an instant, the idea of ​​retreating disappeared.

Yes.

Qiu Yanzhi is just like this.

.

Qiu Yanzhi remembered and showed a kind smile on his face (at the same time). At this moment, he suddenly saw He Zhou walked back towards this side. Qiu Yanzhi had subconsciously retreated before he could think. After a few steps, he hid behind a huge tree.

He Zhoushen (Serious) was in a hurry, looked down at the ground and looked around, as if looking for something.

Qiu Yanzhi also rubbed his face, and after a few seconds, it was replaced with Zhang's lost face.

Before he knew Qiu Yan's performance, He Zhou stopped.

His eyes fell on the lawn beside the cobblestone road. In an instant, his expression had softened, and then he squatted down. He picked up things carefully.

It was a somewhat worn silver (color) bell.

When He Zhou's eyes fell, it was almost as gentle as a thousand eyes.

Qiu Yanzhi suddenly smelled the strange smell with the experience of watching dog blood soap opera for ten years.

At the same time, He Zhou's mobile phone ringing rang again.

Qiu Yanzhi was close to He Zhou, and the surroundings were very quiet, so close that he could hear the voice on the other end of the phone.

It was a gentle male (sexual) voice: "Xiaozhou, I heard that you are married, congratulations."

He Zhou: "... Brother Qi Kang."

The man smiled: "Why haven't you been called a teacher for so many years?"

He Zhou's lips were tight and he didn't speak.

The man was silent, and suddenly asked softly, "That man... do you like it?"

"I don't like it." He Zhou didn't even hesitate. The answer was called (dry gan).

At least you have to hesitate. Brother, hasn't Lao Tzu's hard work been effective for so long?

"I'll be back home tomorrow afternoon." The man said, "Can Xiaozhou come to pick me up."

No! ! ! Qiu Yanzhi roared silently in his heart, he will go to honeymoon with Laozi tomorrow morning! ! ! Honeymoon locations are all set! ! ! ! Hongming Island, the easternmost part of the mainland! ! ! I heard that it is the most beautiful place in the whole game! ! ! You can only go if you get married! ! ! Nothing if you miss it! ! !

"Of course." He Zhou's eyes did not blink.

Qiu Yan was half cold.

Hurry to take Rhubarb out of the mouth and ask him if he can go to Hongming Island personally?

The result was a negative answer.

Qiu Yanzhi's heart was completely cold.

Laozi's Hongming Island! ! ! ! ! !

He Zhou asked you to die on the spot.

Even if you're cheating, you **** dare to deprive Lao Tzu's vacation! ! ! !

At this moment, He Zhou suddenly turned around, frowning, and shouted sharply, "Who is there!"

Qiu Yanzhi instantly felt that the brain slices were white, nervously forgetting to blink and breathe.

Seeing He Zhou's footsteps getting closer and closer, Qiu Yanzhi was nervous and shouted tremblingly: "...meow~"

He Zhou's footsteps froze.

Qiu Yanzhi was relieved.

Learned the cat crying harder and harder.

Just when Qiu Yanzhi was so swelled why he could play such a meow even as a cat meow, he only listened to the song of birds and suddenly something fell on Qiu Yanzhi's head.

There is hair spray on the head, and the perception is not very obvious.

But experienced Qiu Yan understands it to almost zero.

That's... bird shit.

The so-called misfortune is not alone, just in Qiu Yanzhi's head: "Lying trough... Lying trough! I have **** on my head! I can't move! Why doesn't He Zhou leave? Damn! Why is this game so realistic..." At that time, his left arm was suddenly caught by someone, and then the man (qiang qiang) turned him hard, with a cold tone: "Why are you here?"

Qiu Yanzhi's entire body was stiff. He looked at He Zhou's cold eyes and thought of the white (colored) bird excrement that could not be ignored. His embarrassment almost made him lose his ability to think.

He opened his mouth slightly and fixed his hands rigidly in front of (chest xiong), preparing to give a less stupid explanation of his current behavior.

However, when the first tone of his throat was trembling and overflowing.

He lost.

He was defeated and incapable of defeating the army.

Because he made a faint and trembling... meow.

...

The air is momentarily quiet.

He Zhou's eyes gradually became confused.

Qiu Yanzhi wanted to die.