This Text Adventure Game is Absolutely Toxic

Chapter 5: My hamster has become sperm

  Chapter 5 My hamster has become a sperm

   "Mobility? Does this game have physical limitations?"

  Mu You was taken aback for a moment, and clicked on the entry for 'mobility'.

  【Action power: The energy that the Fool must consume to walk in the astral world. Every time you die and every branch option you encounter, a little action power will be consumed. If the action power is empty, you will not be able to act.

  Current action power: 0/5, the action power is automatically restored to the upper limit at zero o'clock every day, and can also be restored by lifespan. Every point of life can be exchanged for a little action power. Do you want to exchange it? 】

   "No No No!"

   Mu You hastily nodded.

   Just kidding, nothing else matters, life?

   One more step will cost one year of life, who can afford it!

  However, how is this action power calculated?

   Mu You looked at the statement in the text in doubt: Every death and every branch option encountered will consume a little action power.

  He actually died a total of two times just now, and he has clicked at least five or six times as an option. How can this add up to more than five action points?

   Don't options like 'whether' count?

   Mu You couldn't figure it out for a while, so he had to let it go.

  Looking at the time, it's only six o'clock in the afternoon, and it's still early in the morning, so it's definitely not possible to play today.

   Mu You exited the game, went to close the shutter door outside the shop.

   Then impatiently took out the wand, ready to try the three spells just learned.

  The first 'one hundred and one hundred shots' needed long-range weapons, and he definitely didn't have such things in his shop.

   However, the remaining two spells can be tested on the spot.

  Mu You came to the pet display area and brought out a hamster cage.

   There lived a cute little hamster named 'Seventeen' in the cage, which he just bought two months ago.

  But this group of idiots, after daily training, this guy has not yet learned to lie down and defecate at a fixed point, which makes Mu You quite a headache.

  So, it is honored to be Muyou's first spell target!

   Poor little hamster, who doesn't know what he's about to experience, is still sniffing around in the cage looking for food.

   Mu You lifted the cage to the hall and touched the magic wand in his pocket.

   But after thinking about it, he went to the front desk to find the camera again, and set up the camera in the direction facing the cage.

  I don't know what will happen when the magic is released. Anyway, let's take a picture with the camera first.

   After setting up the camera position and adjusting the angle, Mu You took out his wand, exhaled, pointed the tip of the wand at the hamster, and softly recited the spell of animal dialogue.

   "Vara... Doop... Mog... Ores!"

  This syllable was so mouth-wrenching that it took Mu You five seconds to finish it.

  After the chanting, a faint spot of light emerged from the top of the wand and quickly sank into the hamster's head.

  The hamster in the cage suddenly stopped, as if it had been shocked by an electric shock, it was completely frozen in place.

   After two or three seconds, it resumed its movement, raised its small head to look at Mu You, and suddenly there was an anthropomorphic eagerness on its small face.

   "Want to eat?" Mu You held a bag of nuts in his hand and tried to ask.

   As a result, the hamster nodded repeatedly!

   "Hiss..."

  Mu You himself was shocked, the effect is too obvious, right? Just waved his magic wand, and he was able to understand human speech directly!

   "Do as I say, and I'll give you something to eat."

   "Squeak!"

  The little hamster nodded violently.

   Then Mu You began to give various common commands to the hamster.

  Most of the little hamsters can understand it directly, and if they don't understand it, after Muyou demonstrated it with gestures, it quickly learned it in a decent way.

ten minutes later.

   "Lie down...get down...roll...do a push-up...go for a couple of laps on the roller...be cute..."

   Whenever Mu You gave an order, the hamster would immediately follow it, and then hurried to the side of the cage, waiting for the food with its small black eyes open, and would never make another one if it was not given food.

  Even push-ups and somersaults, which are almost impossible for hamsters, it managed to do with substandard postures!

  It's amazing, is there any?

  Now it is said that this hamster has become a "spirit", there is no exaggeration at all!

   Then Mu You tried the trap spell again.

  He found a discarded wooden board in the storage room, placed it in the open space, and cast a spell on the board.

  Wand wave.

  The next second, the wooden board directly turned into a flat circular trap, the color of which almost blended with the surrounding floor. If you don't look carefully, you can't tell that there is something here.

  The trap was ready, Mu You released Shiqi out of the cage, and ordered it to walk over.

  The little hamster obediently walked to the side of the trap, but just stepped on the boundary of the trap...

"Snapped!"

  The trap closed instantly and turned into a spherical carved cage, trapping the hamster firmly in it.

  The little hamster was startled, and hurriedly slapped the cage with its front paws. It looked at Mu You with its two small eyes as if asking for help, its mouth squeaked non-stop, and tears almost rolled in its eye sockets.

   Mu You hurried over to rescue the hamster.

   It turned out that the cage was much stronger than he had imagined, and it took him a lot of effort to barely open a crack.

The little hamster crawled out of the crack with all four legs kicking around, laying on Mu You's hand, feeling lingering fear, looking at him with resentment, that humanized expression clearly showed his inner emotions: I trust you so much, yet you actually Let me step on the trap?

Immediately, he hugged his two front legs, and turned his head angrily, like an angry little daughter-in-law, Mu You even fed him a small bag of nuts, and promised not to cheat him again, and then coaxed him .

   So far, the two magic experiments have been completed, and the results are surprisingly amazing.

   Sending the hamster back to the cage, Mu You walked over to take off the camera, and checked the replay.

   As a result, both the wand and the magic light and shadow were photographed normally.

   "So, only the relics cannot be seen by ordinary people?" Mu You thought.

   After watching the cute hamster video recorded later, he suddenly realized that this might be an opportunity!

  After thinking for a while, Mu You extracted the video to the computer, split it up, and deleted all the pictures of those magic sticks, only keeping the pictures of the little hamster making various commands in the cage.

   Then, he found some of the video of the hamster that he had recorded before, cut some clips into it, and finally made a 30-second video.

  The first half of the video shows the untrained hamster, all kinds of clumsiness, all kinds of pulling, and ignoring the owner.

  The second half of the video is a picture of the test results after it just finished training the pet.

  The comparison between the two sides can be said to be extremely tragic!

  With subtitles, special effects and sound effects, Mu You took the title 'How to Tame a Hamster in Ten Minutes', and then posted the video on his Bilibili account.

  He is not a big UP host at Station B, but after so many years, he has accumulated more than 20,000 fans. Considering the quality of this video, Mu You estimates that the number of views this time should not be too low.

  (end of this chapter)

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