This Star Wants To Retire

The magistrate's wife walked peacefully.

...

According to the driving scene revealed earlier, Mr. Tang kissed her while threatening to make her work more practically.

I don't know if I can do it or not.

It is worth mentioning that when the movie "On Earth" was released, the corpse was not played by Carina Lau, and it was obvious that it was a fake.

There is a saying that Carina Lau does not play dead people for some special reasons.

This goof shot is obvious, and I don't know if Jiang Wen did it on purpose.

In fact, after the plot of "Hongmen Banquet" ended, the overall rhythm of the movie became more compact, and it began to climax.

The skirmish between Master Huang and Zhang Mazi began to become faster and more ruthless.

The magistrate's wife died, and Zhang Mazi asked all the gentry in Goose City to attend the funeral.

At this time, he was already making arrangements.

Halfway through the funeral, bandits wearing tube masks rushed out.

They robbed the people of the two major families and Mr. Huang, and tore up the ticket if they didn't give money.

Interestingly, didn't Huang Silang ask Hu Wan to put on a tube mask and pretend to be Zhang Mazi and others to kill the county magistrate and his wife.

Therefore, when Hu Qian saw the gangster wearing a tube mask, he thought he was one of his own, and asked cautiously, "Hu Wan?"

Hu your mother's head Oh!

The gangster just punches him when he goes up!

Obviously, this is the real gangster, the brothers under Zhang Mazi's subordinates.

The theater was filled with cheerful atmosphere again.

Zhang Mazi still shouted loudly at this moment: "Hero! I am the magistrate of this county, tie me up!"

The gangster said: "Save your life and help us collect the money. Within three days, the money will be released, but the money will not be torn up."

Zhang Mazi was addicted to acting at the moment, holding the gun on the opposite side, he kept shouting: "Kill me! Kill me!"

Here's a detail.

That is, the third child didn't bring his own tube mask, he chose to wear Zhang Mazi's nine tube mask.

—Let me be the boss for once!

The third child's idea is obviously a bit too much.

Just when the audience thought they were done, the reversal occurred.

Another Huang Silang appeared and said loudly, "Tear it up! Let them tear it up! This is what the double does for me!"

It turned out that it was not Huang Silang who was taken away, but his double who looked exactly the same.

Standing on a high place, Huang Silang said to Zhang Mazi: "Brother, don't worry about me, don't worry about me!"

--"younger brother".

A group of people are all dumbfounded, there is a fucking substitute?

In fact, Huang Silang was also very confused.

Hu Qiandao: "Master, I suspect that Hu Wan has taken refuge in Zhang Mazi!"

What's even more funny is that there was so much commotion on this side, and on the other side, the priest at the funeral didn't stop talking, and kept chanting in an orderly manner until he said the last sentence: "Amen."

This time, Zhang Mazi didn't get killed in a single blow in this master's fight, but he still got the money from the two big families, so he still made a profit.

Looking at the money on the table, Mr. Tang cried and laughed, saying that it was money in exchange for his wife's life.

The third child slammed the table and shouted violently: "Then the life of our little six is ​​not fate?"

Brotherhood is deep.

But the next moment, Lao Qi asked: "Brothers, why are we here?"

"Money!" everyone replied.

"Has the money arrived yet?" Lao Qi asked again.

"It's here."

"Let's go!" Lao Qi clapped his hands.

This made Huo Yuan and the others raise their eyebrows, and felt that everything was so real.

They remembered the vows they made in front of Liu Zi's tomb.

"Third brother swears to avenge you!"

"Fourth brother swears to avenge you!"

Now that they have money, and the enemy is very powerful, they don't want to continue, they just want to take the money and leave.

Huo Yuan thought of a type of people in history.

"There is a type of people who originally wanted to overthrow the old forces, maybe they wanted to beat the emperor."

"But when he kills the county magistrate and owns a county, he doesn't want to beat the emperor anymore, he just wants to be the county magistrate."

When Master Tang heard that he was leaving, his eyes lit up immediately, and he said, "Let's go!"

Lao Qi asked, "Then why are you crying?"

The master immediately said seriously: "I don't need to cry!"

In an instant, there was another burst of laughter in the theater.

"What the hell, I don't have to cry, hahaha!"

Everyone looked at Zhang Mazi who was drinking alone.

He sat far away, not even near the pile of money.

"Brother, when are you leaving?" Lao Qi asked.

Zhang Mazi just quietly lit a cigarette.

After swallowing the clouds, he said lightly: "Don't go."

At this moment, everyone thought he was handsome.

This is a hormonal explosion movie, and it mainly focuses on the character of Zhang Mazi.

He said: "Six sons, madam, two lives, Huang Silang must pay for it."

——Do not forget the original intention.

The master said that he was a gambler, and he couldn't win the bet.

Zhang Mazi took a puff of his cigarette, and just let out a faint sigh.

Then, he said: "If you don't leave, you don't want any money. Send it out."

"No, big brother!" The third child stretched out his hand, put it on the money, and asked, "Who do you send this money to?"

Here is a close-up shot of Zhang Mazi, his profile.

This man who has always shown a masculine side, his brows and eyes are soft at this moment.

Light and shadow hit his side face.

He seems to be him, and it seems not to be him.

His eyelids drooped slightly, and he smiled, the cigarette burning on his fingertips.

He said softly: "Give it to the poor."

Huo Yuan and the others suddenly widened their eyes.

"This expression, this movement, and this sentence... From form to spirit, they are all imitating... that person." Huo Yuan said in his heart.

I don't know why, but he, who is more emotional, suddenly feels sad and wants to cry.

"No, who is the poor?" Master Tang asked.

"Whoever is poor is poor." Zhang Mazi seemed to say something nonsense.

But combined with reality, it seems that this is not a nonsense.

Does the money given to the poor really go to the poor?

Some people, some are ways to define - who is poor!

In the movie theater, some viewers thought: "What the fuck is this nonsense literature?"

Some people thought: "Luo Mo is so fucking dare to write, so fucking dare to satirize, so fucking dare to shoot!"

……..

……..

Everyone put on the mask of the pipe and started throwing money from the windows to the poor people's homes.

During this process, the second brother and the third brother came to the brothel, and the third brother wanted to throw money into it.

He thought it was filled with daughters of poor families who had been sold in.

It was not enough for the second and third children to throw a bag, and they kept throwing it in.

This is the scene of a big tipping female anchor.

The first and second big brother on the list is so awesome, blah blah blah!

Listening to the laughter of the women inside, listening to their trembling laughter, the second and third children didn't realize that there was someone behind them.

Sister Hua is Huang Silang's person, she did not know when she appeared behind the two, and took off their masks.

"It turns out that the county magistrate is a gangster!" She said with a smile.

Well, the female anchor and the No. 1 and No. 2 brothers met in reality.

Seeing this, the second and third children had no choice but to arrest Sister Hua.

Very well, she was successfully brought back to the enemy camp and entered the interior.

The women here are often beaten inside.

Now it's time for me to break into your interior.

As soon as the screen turned, I heard the master say: "Kill! Must!"

He felt that if he saw the true colors of the gangsters, he would kill them.

Hearing this, the third child immediately took out a knife: "Master, you are the first person to see the real face of the bandit."

In the end, Zhang Mazi told Sister Hua that he was Zhang Mazi.

Sister Hua fainted immediately.

On the other side, Hu Qian was reporting to Huang Silang that a group of gangsters were wearing masks to distribute money.

Huang Silang said: "The one who uses the mask is the bandit? We also have masks."

"That's the county magistrate!" Hu Qian said.

Huang Silang took the money bag and said: "If you have money, don't earn it, give it to the poor? Is this something a county magistrate who buys an official can do?"

Hu Qian was dumbfounded.

Huang Silang didn't say much, just put a nine-tube mask on him.

"However they send it, you can grab it! Mess with them!"

At the same time, he wanted to send someone to investigate Ma Bangde, the county magistrate.

Outside the door, Huang Silang said humanely: "Master Huang ordered us to mess them up, let's see how I mess them up!"

They broke in and a couple were counting money.

He asked how to compensate us.

The man said that he can make up for it in any way.

He asked the woman again, do you know why the money was sent?

The woman in the bellyband said, because Mr. Ma Bandit is kind to us.

"Good for you?" He started to stretch out his hand, and then laughed: "It's not good enough!"

The next scene is a well-known series of the island country.

- "The husband is currently guilty."

Others were still booing: "Tou! Tou! Tou!"

The next day, the couple went to the county government to report the case.

Then, everyone gathered in the house, and the master cursed

"Six people, still in front of their husbands, let people watch?"

"Bah! Disgusting! I turn off the lights!"

The master cursed disgustingly, and then went out to vomit.

In the house, only the brothers were left.

Please enjoy the large-scale poem recitation-"Big Brother, You Know Me" below.

Lao Qi took the lead and said: "Brother, you know me well. I never do bullying. I like to be passive."

The third child said: "Brother, you know me well. According to my habit, I don't ask for help in everything."

I feel like a craftsman.

"Brother, you know me well. If it was me, no one would live to sue." The fourth child said.

"Brother, you know me well. Although my fifth child is the oldest, I still..." He glanced around at the brothers, and said embarrassedly: "Commonly known as a virgin."

Even more powerful is yet to come.

Zhang Mazi looked at the second child.

"Don't look at me." The second child said: "Brother, you know me well. If I make a move, the one lying on the table should be his husband."

All fucking talents!

Fortunately, Zhang Mazi became the audience's mouthpiece in the movie, saying: "I can tell, you all have unique skills."

He felt that something was wrong with Lao Tang. There was no reason why Lao Tang couldn't see such an obvious thing.

Then they rushed into Lao Tang's room and turned on... the dorm check mode in the boys' dormitory.

During the investigation, a head poked out from under the table.

"Son, child!" Master Tang said loudly.

"Child?" Zhang Mazi asked.

"who?"

"Mine." Master said.

Zhang Mazi looked at the big old head under the table and asked, "Are you a child? How old are you?"

"Eight years old."

"come out."

A tall and burly figure appeared.

"This fucking eight years old!?"

The audience roared with laughter instantly, and the theater went crazy.

The couple said that they came to ask Master Tang for money.

Zhang Mazi gave the jewel to his wife.

Someone here interpreted that this 8-year-old actually has a metaphor.

Then, Zhang Mazi actually planned to distribute the money.

Master refused to go.

Zhang Mazi told him that if you didn't go, someone might come looking for you in the middle of the night. When the time comes, you can chat slowly, hold your breath, and the slower the chat, the better.

Huang Silang's eyeliner discovered that the county magistrate was wearing a mask to distribute money.

He immediately asked Hu Qian and the others to put on masks, and went to kill the county magistrate, creating a scene of gangsters fighting among themselves.

But I don't know why, in this episode, the background music is joyful, as if it is about to dance.

Hu Qian and the others were going to wear four-tube masks, and the four-tube masks were their own people, and the others were all killed.

As a result, Zhang Mazi had been watching secretly for a long time, and all of them were replaced with four cylinders.

Two groups of people rushed out and collided with each other, everyone stood up and looked, all of them were four fucking tubes.

Everyone picked up their guns, not knowing who to shoot.

What a good one - [draws the sword and looks around at a loss].

On the other side, sure enough, someone came to look for Master in the middle of the night.

It's Huang Silang.

He started to follow the teacher's words: "You have at least three things to say to me."

After listening to Zhang Mazi's words, the master was still calm and did not recruit everything.

At this time, Hu Qian ran in and said that the gangsters in the city were fighting and all six people died.

It had just started to rain heavily, and the process of the fight was actually very chaotic, and everything was blurry. At the end, they saw the corpse wearing the four barrels in the rain.

Master Huang was so happy, he took fourth master to the autopsy.

But when the mask was opened, the corpses of Hu Wan and others were actually on the ground!

Huo Yuan immediately remembered the words at the beginning of the movie: "Sometimes, the dead are more useful than the living."

Zhang Mazi started using dead people again, and he used them beautifully!

It kept raining.

In the dark night, thunder and lightning.

In this stormy and thunderous night, the distance was so dark that it was hard to see clearly.

We don't see his person, but hear his voice.

A voice full of anger said loudly: "Hu Wan, it is the bandit! The bandit is Hu Wan!"

"Killing the magistrate's wife, kidnapping the gentry, and harming the people of Goose City, this is Hu Wan from your old man Huang's family!"

Every time there is a roar of lightning, it can illuminate the voices of Zhang Mazi and others walking slowly.

When the lightning is gone, everything goes dark again.

After repeating this several times, he got closer and closer, closer and closer.

The audience only thought that this scene was awesome and handsome.

"I said why don't you spend money to suppress the bandits, so you are a thief calling for a thief!" Zhang Mazi said.

high! This trick is high!

All the layout is to expose these corpses at this moment.

He approached Huang Silang and said, "Are you pointing a gun at me? Are you pointing a gun at me?"

He snapped: "You want to fight me!?"

Thunder exploded in the auditorium, and Master Huang could only shoot Hu Wan's body to vent his anger.

Zhang Mazi said: "The bandit Hu Wan, let Mr. Huang shoot him five more times. Killing relatives in a righteous way? Killing people to kill one's mouth?"

"Murder to silence: You are Zhang Mazi, the leader of the bandit!"

"If righteousness destroys relatives, it's easy to handle. You pay for it, and I will suppress the bandits."

This wave of climactic plot made most of the audience in the theater hooked.

In this confrontation, it is obvious that they have the upper hand.

And this time the appearance is very handsome, full of momentum, and it looks very cool.

The tension of the performance is directly full!

But is that enough?

The three movie stars gather together for a movie, the Hongmen Banquet scene is considered a literary play, and this thunderstorm scene is considered an explosive scene.

As a director, Luo Mo thinks this is enough?

Not enough, not cool enough.

The tension isn't high enough!

After being deflated, Huang Silang said: "After three days, I must give the county magistrate a surprise."

This is tantamount to talking empty words, and it is still delaying time.

Zhang Mazi said to Master Tang: "You translate for the translator, what is a surprise?"

"Is this still using translation?" Master Tang dared not say.

"I asked you to translate it for me, what a surprise!" Zhang Mazi said loudly.

"No need for translation, it's just a surprise." Master Tang said.

"Don't you understand what surprise is?" Huang Silang also said.

Zhang Mazi's voice became louder and louder in the thunder: "I just want you to translate, what is a surprise!"

"Translate it for me, what a fucking surprise!"

"What the fuck! It's a fucking surprise!!!" While pointing his finger at the ground forcefully, his voice became louder and more imposing, and he pressed forward step by step.

Lei Ming was completely covered by his shouting.

At this moment, Zhang Mazi did not hold back any emotions.

Just like Huang Silang commented on him at the beginning, he was domineering.

It was obviously a [surprise], and it was said over and over again, but the audience was delighted to see it, and it was thoroughly enjoyable.

The performance tension of the three film kings reached its peak at this moment.

Huang Silang was finally forced to break his voice, and could only say: "The surprise is that three days later, I will pay you 1.8 million to go out of the city to suppress the bandits!"

You say I can't win the bet, you say I can't earn Huang Silang's money?

Now, I won.

………

………

In front of Liu Zi's tomb, Zhang Mazi said that 70% of the work has been done.

He asked his second brother to leave the city.

In the back, Zhang Mazi chatted with Master Tang.

He told Master Tang that his name was Zhang Muzhi.

"A good name, Yanzhou Mu, Yuzhou Mu, Muzhi, your father is the one who looks forward to the success of his son."

Zhang Mazi told his life experience, who he followed and where he went.

After returning to the country, warlords fought in chaos, and the world was in chaos, so he chose to become a bandit.

"Muzhi is also called Mazi."

"It's a pity, what a good word for Mu." The master said with emotion.

Zhang Mazi looked forward with deep eyes.

"People don't want to believe that a bandit's name is Muzhi. People are more willing to believe that his name is pockmarked. People are especially willing to believe that his face should have fucking pockmarks."

Listening to this conversation, Huo Yuan and the others thought it was wonderful.

People only want to see, and they can only see what they want to see.

Later, Huang Silang started a new layout. He wanted to use landmines to blow up the county magistrate who went out of the city to suppress bandits.

He also inquired and found out that Mr. Tang is the real Ma Bond and Mr. Tang is the real county magistrate.

On the other side, Sister Hua started pointing a gun at herself with one hand and Zhang Mazi with the other. She felt that she and her second and third children had a good time. Now that the second child is gone, the third child will also leave, and you have torn them apart.

"You were bought by Huang Silang?"

"right."

"Did he hit you?"

"Beat."

"Have I ever hit you?"

"No."

"Do you hate him?"

"hatred."

"Hate me?"

"No hate."

"Then you don't point the gun at him, point the gun at me?"

"Because you are a good person."

At this moment, Huo Yuan and the others felt their brains exploded.

This conversation is so explosive!

Zhang Mazi stood up abruptly, and said angrily, "What kind of fucking nonsense is this!"

"Good people have to be pointed at with guns?!"

Who would have thought that they were the ones who came up with the idea to ask Sister Hua to hold a gun to show that she is a courageous person, and then join the team of gangsters.

Seeing that Sister Hua had surrendered, Zhang Mazi asked him to see if the [substitute] he had captured was a substitute, or the real Huang Silang.

In the end, when Sister Hua saw the body, she recognized that it was a stand-in.

She actually knows Huang Silang's body like the back of his hand?

After going out of the city to suppress the bandits, Zhang Mazi and others had a gun battle with the fake bandits under Huang Silang.

In the shootout scene, the whistle appeared again, and the gangsters used the whistle to communicate, and the encrypted voice in the team was very handsome.

Every time the whistle appears, the audience thinks this setting is very cool.

It's a pity that the second brother died, and some viewers guessed that someone leaked his itinerary.

In the process, Lao Qi was shot in the mouth and couldn't whistle anymore.

He asked the master to blow it casually for him to attract others to come to support this side.

But the master blew casually, and actually blew out the content in their encrypted voice: Big brother is dead.

Lao Qi snatched the whistle: "You blew the elder brother to death!"

In the theater, Huo Yuan was laughing all over the floor looking for his head.

He just loves it, teeth and gums.

Someone immediately went over to see how the elder brother was doing. Zhang Mazi said, "Fuck the fuck, am I still alive?"

The man immediately blew his whistle: Big brother is not dead.

Zhang Mazi glared at him, and asked, "Why didn't you fucking fart?"

Whistles began to emerge.

In the subtitles are a few big characters: fart your mother, fart your mother, fart your mother.

--"rigorous".

Cao Tong, who was physically disabled and determined, held his stomach and said, "Ouch."

The people next to him were startled, wouldn't they want to put him in a wheelchair and send him to the hospital?

"Ouch.... My stomach hurts from laughing." Cao Tong said.

After defeating the enemy and catching the fake pockmarked Zhang, he told everyone that he killed the woman and the eight-year-old child, and the tall one was sawed in half by him, and the woman died of fright on the spot.

Everyone thought that the mother and son were Lao Tang's tricks, and they couldn't be his real wife and son.

As a result, Lao Tang was in a hurry. He ran a car full of silver and was about to go to Shanxi.

Yao Yu whispered to Huo Yuan: "Master Tang probably has a family member who has been taken hostage and asked him to redeem with money. His tricks are actually half-truths and half-false. Zhang Mazi didn't care, so he gave him money and gems. "

Huo Yuan, who was still a little confused just now, said, "Heroes see the same thing."

As a result, Master Tang was blown up by a landmine just as he was on the road alone.

His body was buried in silver all over the ground, and Shimo himself was blown into a tree.

He told Zhang Mazi that he had lied to him about two things.

But before the matter was over, he died.

Mr. Tang, played by Zhao Huan, has a burst of acting skills here.

While yelling "Ouch, Ouch", his eyes gradually widened, and then in less than a second, the pupils suddenly became dilated!

Some people are performing in awe-inspiring manner.

Some became angry: "You tell me, what are the two things!"

As for which two things Master is referring to, it can be said that there are different opinions and speculations on the earth.

Luo Mo actually had his own ideas.

He originally planned to film his thoughts in a movie and give the audience an answer.

But when he was about to shoot this scene, he changed his mind.

"I'm not sure I'm right," he thought.

More importantly, when he saw this scene on earth, he felt very painful and went crazy.

—— "Let the World Feel the Pain"!

The dog director thought to himself: Hey, let me guess, just like me at that time, try hard!

In the end, Zhang Mazi returned to Goose City with the silver and the Wanmin Umbrella.

He actually raised money again.

And this time, he first publicly stated that he wanted to deal with Huang Silang, and three days later, he would behead him!

The biggest climax of the whole film begins at this moment.

The silver is spread on the ground of Goose City, and no one dares to pick it up during the day.

Lao Qi and others asked Zhang Mazi, if there are only four of us, Huang Silang will be killed in three days?

And we also spread the word and told him that we were going to kill him in three days?

"If you don't say it, you can't get this done," Zhang Mazi said.

"Then what are our chances of winning?" Lao Qi asked.

Zhang Mazi compared one to three.

"Isn't 30% just playing with your life?"

Unexpectedly, overnight, all the silver was gone, and it was all picked up.

Lao Qi and others saw that the money had been taken away by the people, thinking that the people would help them.

One is more excited than the other.

"Is it 40% now?"

Another person said: "Fifty percent!"

Lao Qi said: "Seventy percent!"

Zhang Mazi still compared one to three.

Huo Yuan and the others nodded slightly.

"You've already taken all the money, who will give you your all?" They thought to themselves.

It's realistic and cruel.

"Impossible, the common people have taken away the money, so why not return 30%?" The third child was puzzled.

"If the money is taken away like this, the money will be lost." Zhang Mazi said while holding a cup.

But Zhang Mazi knew very well that the chances of winning hadn't increased, but why did he still have to pay?

the reason is simple.

Huang Silang knows their [goodness], so he can make moves again and again based on [goodness].

Zhang Mazi knew their [evil], this time, what he relied on was their [evil]!

Sure enough, Huang Silang sent several carriages.

Under his coercion, the people in Goose City returned all the money one by one and put them in the carriage.

Lao Qi and the others were dumbfounded.

"All the money was taken away by Huang Silang!"

"The odds of winning are less than 100%!"

Standing on a high place overlooking all this, Zhang Mazi made a six-character gesture with a calm expression on his face.

"Huang Silang didn't show up, and the common people handed over all the money, so where's the six?" Lao Qi said.

"That's right! Why?" Zhang Mazi began to be persuasive.

"Afraid!" Lao Qi and the others took it for granted.

"What's in it?"

All three faces were dumbfounded, unable to answer.

"There is anger." Zhang Mazi said in a deep voice, "I will definitely draw out the anger in their hearts!"

Huo Yuan and the others felt an electric current pass through their bodies.

"Wonderful! So wonderful!"

Pie in the sky, no one will cherish it.

But if it is gained and lost, it is different.

Huo Yuan couldn't help but said in his heart again: "Damn it, the script is so well written, what the hell!"

"Obtained and lost again, this is more uncomfortable than never having it!"