This Kryptonian is Too Steady

"My name is Wade Winston Wilson, I came into this fucking world at the end of December 1963, the day I was born, the forests of Vancouver whispered the same name, Al... Wade. From that moment on, my hunter father firmly believed that in the future, I would become the embodiment of justice and bring peace and tranquility to this chaotic world."

"Since the day I was born, I have taken on the handsomeness and responsibility that I shouldn't have at this age. In the eyes of the teachers, I am a model student who is excellent in character and learning, willing to help others, and hardworking. In the eyes of my classmates, I am Handsome and charming, honest and reliable, a friend and leader worthy of entrusting his wife and daughter..."

With melancholy small eyes, fine stubble, and a deep voice, Wade swallowed clouds and vomited fog, telling his own experience, and at the same time vividly expressed the temperament of a decadent middle-aged uncle who was trapped by love.

If he hadn't browsed the other party's detailed information beforehand, Cyber ​​might have believed it.

Wilson also resolutely dismantled the stage, for fear that his boss would be fooled by his unreliable uncle: "Uncle, that's not what my father told me. He remembered that you angered the head teacher within a year." I had to change three, and in the end, the principal was so angry that he had a heart attack and was sent to the hospital.

After you sat separately from the classmate who was the first in the class, you never passed the second exam again, and you and your two new deskmates sat firmly in the bottom three seats in the class.

You also belong to the type who hates dogs and hates people in the class. If your fists weren't big enough, you would have long ago..."

"To shut up!"

Gouging out his ignorant nephew fiercely, Wade turned into a bit of annoyance: "I shouldn't have gone out with Liz back then, I should have stayed up late at home playing games, and let my father take that damned brother Shoot the wall!"

"Forehead……"

Shrugging resentfully, Wilson said no more.

Rubbing his swollen temples, Saibo showed obvious impatience on his face: "Okay, don't talk about your old sesame and rotten millet, let's get to the point."

Although he had already prepared for this guy's bad mouth in advance, he didn't expect that the other party's talkativeness was beyond his expectations.

"All right."

Afraid that the other party would not treat him, Wade looked serious, and recalled: "After graduating from high school, because the blind men in the admissions department of the University of Toronto rejected my application, Mr. Wade's dream of being a lawyer went bankrupt. Mr. Wade Had to sign up for the army.

Wherever gold shines.

Later, because of Mr. Wade's outstanding ability and charming appearance, he was valued by a little white-faced colonel with a beastly face, and he was recruited into a special team whose name I forgot. A duo with an unclear name became a teammate.

Because of his superb emotional intelligence and handsome appearance, although Mr. Wade was excluded by those guys collectively, he became the captain of that team with his outstanding professional ability. "

"What does this have to do with the experiments you were subjected to?"

Cyborg asked knowingly.

Although he has learned a lot of relevant information, there are still many details that need to be added.

"As I said just now, the little white-faced colonel is a beast. When he recruited us, he had no good intentions and regarded us as a backup guinea pig for a project called 'Weapon X'.

"

Recalling this unbearable past, Wade cursed again: "After a period of observation, we found that we perfectly agreed with his request, and this beast secretly drugged the unsuspecting Wade at lunch. My lord fainted, and recalled his familiar method afterwards, that beast must have used this trick to harm the little girl in normal times."

"The experiment was successful?"

Wilson asked curiously.

"Of course! Otherwise, can you meet your great uncle here now?"

Wade was still obsessed with the fact that the other party revealed his old background just now, and seized the opportunity to cut off a wave of ridicule: "Idiot, you are as stupid as your father."

"When Mr. Wade woke up, he found that he was naked and fixed on a cold experiment table, and there were more than a dozen familiar faces beside him, all of them were the members who had pushed Mr. Wade away before. , is really a happy 'happy' ending, isn't it?"

To make fun of himself, Wade didn't wait for his nephew to ask questions, and he took the initiative to explain: "Don't ask me what the specific experiment content is, where I lie, I only hear some beasts in white coats talking about mutant genes, AI Unclear words such as Deman alloy."

"Fortunately, Lord Wade is worthy of being the Chosen One, and successfully survived the experiment with a mortality rate as high as 99%.

You know, according to what the beast colonel said later, among the hundreds of experimental subjects, only three targets survived, and Lord Wade happened to be one of them, and he was the only ordinary person among the three. "

Saibo asked curiously, "What ability have you acquired?"

"Super self-healing, teleportation, eyeball Biu~Biu~'s laser emission, and other countless superpowers."

The index fingers and thumbs of both hands are separated at 90 degrees, aiming at the black-haired man in front of him and shooting two false shots, Wade flaunted: "Anyway, that beast colonel stuffed all the mutant genes he could get into Lord Wade's body .”

"Well, but the results of the genetic test just now show that there is no trace of the mutant gene in your DNA now."

After projecting the test results on the display screen, Cyber ​​raised his brows and asked, "What happened later?"

"Don't worry, listen to me slowly."

After snuffing out the cigarette butt, Wade's face suddenly became agitated: "After the experiment was successful, I didn't expect that damn bastard to install a machine in Uncle Wade's neck and control my uncle's body.

The most important thing is that that guy lost his mind because he was jealous of Uncle Wade's handsome appearance, so he ordered someone to sew up Uncle Wei Zui's mouth! "

"Wise choice, I want to do this to you right now."

Sebo expressed 100% agreement with Colonel Stryker's approach, which scared Wilson into a cold sweat.

After working in the Knut Group for eight years, Wilson knew that his boss usually didn't like to joke around.

"When Uncle Wade woke up from his deep sleep again, he had already started fighting with the pair of cat and dog brothers."

Ignoring the other party's sarcasm, Wade had a look of 'reminiscing about the past and the past': "But how can they be the opponent of Uncle Wade, who has nearly a hundred superpowers, if it is not for Uncle Wade deliberately showing mercy , They have long been made into dog meat hot pot and charcoal grilled civet cats."

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