This Emperor is Only An Actor

He Mingxuan and Zhang Hai are good friends who love and kill each other.

How good is it?

They all share the wife on Douyin. He Mingxuan found a beautiful lady on Douyin, and he would recommend it to Zhang Hai. Then Zhang Hai told him that your wife is awesome, but now it’s mine.

Then this beautiful young lady became their common wife.

The summer file is open, and the good friends also meet to go to the movies together.

However, the two disagreed about which movie to watch.

He Mingxuan wants to watch "Fengshen 3", and Zhang Hai wants to watch "Transformers 5".

"Sand Sculpture, Michael Bedo looks down on us so much, why do you still go to see his movie?" He Mingxuan complained.

Zhang Hai blinked: "Then what, I'm not from Longguo."

He Mingxuan: "... Gou Ri's spy, don't watch "Transformers 5", the previous "Transformers" are so bad."

"This one is different. It is said that Michael Bay wants to create the Transformers universe."

"What is the value of the Transformers universe? The myth of the Dragon Kingdom is more to my appetite."

"All domestic movies are blown out, do you really believe that the special effects of "Feng Shen 3" are better than "Transformers 5"? Are they really sand sculptures?" Zhang Hai said disdainfully.

He Mingxuan gave Zhang Hai a middle finger.

"Cameron himself said that the special effects of "Feng Shen 2" are the best in the world. He must know more than you."

"It's just business bragging. I checked the information. Cameron liked "Three-Body Problem" very much. "Fengshen 2" boasted a lot, you don't take it seriously, do you?"

"As expected, he is a spy, so he knows it is black. I don't care, I just want to watch "Fengshen 3"." He Mingxuan said.

Zhang Hai: "...Get out, don't act like a baby to labor and management."

The two did not agree.

He Mingxuan suggested: "Let's see who pees farther and listen to whoever we are, how about it?"

Zhang Hai: "...Sand sculpture, can't we both see it?"

"You are afraid of losing."

"Hehe, I'm afraid that you will feel inferior, lest you feel ashamed."

...

The good friends went to the nearest movie theater with each other.

I forgot to mention that the two rented a house together, after all they are good friends who have the same wife.

After arriving at the cinema, the two first bought tickets for "Transformers 5".

It's not that He Mingxuan lost to Zhang Hai and was preempted by Zhang Hai. The main reason is that the tickets for the first round of "Fengshen 3" have already been sold out, while "Transformers 5" has not yet.

Regarding this situation, He Mingxuan glanced at Zhang Hai proudly: "Did you see that? The audience voted with their feet."

Zhang Hai chuckled: "They're all just sand sculptures who have been brainwashed like you. I bet "Fengshen 3" must be a piece of shit. After you watch "Transformers 5", you can't look down at "Fengshen" at all. 3 "The clumsy domestic special effects."

"Do you want to gamble?"

"If the special effects of "Fengshen 3" are better than those of "Transformers 5", then I will never miss your wife again."

"roll."

He Mingxuan wanted Zhang Hai to "cheat food and drink", but this crooked nut was very treacherous. Although he was sarcastic, he was not fooled, and he was a little disappointed.

At this time, it was only a few minutes before the release of "Transformers 5". The two quickly checked the tickets, and then went to the movie hall to watch the movie.

Zhang Hai was a little excited.

He grew up abroad, and Transformers is one of his childhood and feelings, so he has always had a special feeling for the "Transformers" series.

He is also very excited about the idea of ​​"Transformers 5" creating a Transformers universe.

If the "Transformers" universe takes shape, maybe it will have the influence of the Avengers if it continues to develop. For a fan of Transformers like him, just thinking about it will climax.

Then, Zhang Hai was hit violently.

"What the hell is this plot broken?" Zhang Hai complained.

He glanced over his shoulder.

He Mingxuan opened his mouth wide, and the saliva flowed to the corner of his mouth, obviously falling asleep.

Zhang Hai: "..."

Seeing He Mingxuan sleeping so soundly, he also felt a little sleepy.

The main reason is that the plot of "Transformers 5" is so bad that even fans like him can't stand it.

Optimus Prime, who has always protected the earth as his hometown, suddenly turned black in "Transformers 5", tearing Bumblebee apart, and then suddenly awakened because of Bumblebee's affectionate confession...

The whole play has no story, no logic, all routines, smelly and long, and the whole process is full of urine. Moreover, Longguo's advertisements can be seen everywhere. The more Zhang Hai looked at it, the more he suspected that "Transformers 5" was actually not a series of Transformers, but an advertisement made by Longguo's company, with some movie plots mixed in.

Real Dragon Capital invaded Hollywood and smashed Hollywood to the ground.

At the end, Zhang Hai also fell asleep.

After the movie was finished, Zhang Hai and He Mingxuan woke up leisurely and wiped the corners of their mouths at the same time.

A fat brother in his twenties next to the two wanted to applaud, but the audience stopped him with silence.

Leaving the screening room of "Transformers 5", He Mingxuan turned on the poisonous tongue mode: "This is the "Transformers" that you strongly recommend by the five stars? It really is bad, it fits your taste very well."

Zhang Hai couldn't refute, so he could only forcefully say: "Michael Bay is too rubbish, he didn't capture the essence of "Transformers" at all."

"'Transformers' has a ghost essence? Isn't it the Autobot transformation?" He Mingxuan said.

Zhang Hai: "..."

In fact, the road is as simple as it is, if "Transformers" can be filmed around the transformation of the Autobots, it will be a great success.

It's a pity that the road is simple, but people are complicated.

After watching "Transformers 5", Zhang Hai no longer wants to be tortured in the cinema.

But He Mingxuan didn't let him run away.

"I haven't watched "Fengshen 3" yet, don't rush to leave."

""Transformers 5" is so bad, "Fengshen 3" can only be worse." Zhang Haidao.

"Without an investigation, there is no right to speak. Now you can only say that "Transformers 5" is bad, and "Fengshen 3" is finished."

"After watching it, I'll finish it. At worst, I'll be disgusted again. I'll leave it here. Longguo can't make good special effects blockbusters."

Two and a half hours later.

Zhang Hai's face was swollen.

He Mingxuan beat him.

After watching "Feng Shen 3", He Mingxuan felt that his blood was boiling all over, and he couldn't control himself completely without moving his hands.

So he bravely went up to Zhang Hai A.

Then the two played GG together.

"You are sick, beat me. Why?" Zhang Hai was angry.

He Mingxuan put his hips on his hips and laughed loudly: "Spy, I just want to ask you if you are convinced? Is "Fengshen 3" any good?"

Zhang Hai: "..."

One thing to say, it's really beautiful.

He took it.

It turned out that he thought that "Transformers 5" would beat "Fengshen 3".

Now it seems that hanging is hanging.

Just reversed the order.