This Curse Is Just Awesome

At one time, many people thought. A good day is when there is no animal tide.

But with the second victory in the battle of the magic capital.

There are no wild animals in the Central Plains.

But the martial arts world did not feel the taste of peace.

On the contrary, due to the silence of the alien beast, the forces of all parties could no longer stand loneliness. The contradictions and conflicts that were once hidden in the dark are gradually becoming intensified, struggling, and clear...

As the president of the Student Union of Beijing University, Chen Yu was keenly aware of all this.

For example at this time.

He found that the entire student union members of the Capital University were targeting him if anything.

"So, you mean the files that were damaged in the office, have you glued it together?"

"Yes."

A student union cadre straightened his back with a proud look: "My lord, you said that you gave us two options, one: stick the information. Two: resign all. As an excellent warrior, we are the first to enter the school. Today, we are deeply bound with the Beijing University and the Student Union. How can we leave this home that we love? Therefore, we gathered all the members of the Student Union overnight, and after three days and three nights, we completed it with difficulty and determination. Mission! All the information is glued!"

"..."

Opposite the desk, Chen Yu was silent for a while. Raising a slightly trembling hand, squeezing out the cigarette in his mouth, took a deep breath: "The broken documents, are you sure they are all glued?"

"Sure!"

"Nothing wrong?"

"Absolutely not!"

"..."

"My lord, we have checked every page of the documents in detail. If there are any omissions, you can dismiss us at will."

"...Actually, this is not necessary. It is not all your fault that the file is damaged. Even if the repair is not good, I will not fire you."

"President!" Hearing this, the student union cadres were moved: "But even if you don't dismiss me, if so many damaged materials are not repaired, all of our student union will not be comfortable."

"Now... Are you comfortable?"

"It's comfortable." The student union cadre looked contented: "I have completed such a big thing. Everyone is very happy."

Chen Yu: "But I feel a little uncomfortable now."

"I understand. Because you can't bear it when you hear your subordinates are busy for five days and five nights."

Chen Yu: "...wasn't it three days and three nights just now?"

"This is what we should do. Share the worries for the president!"

After all, the cadre of the student union stepped back, turned sideways, and shouted: "Bring in the information! Send it to the president for approval!"

Accompanied by the BGM suddenly excited from nowhere.

The office door was pushed open with a "bang".

A beautiful and beautiful female student union cadre walked gracefully on a catwalk. She was affectionate and affectionate. She picked up cardboard boxes full of documents and larger than her chest, and stacked them in every corner of the office.

But within five minutes of effort, Chen Yu's office is like a female star's flower room, having been in and out hundreds of times.

Leave the house full of evil fate.

As far as the eye can see, they are all cartons.

Layers on top of each other, almost to the top of the ceiling.

Chen Yu: "..."

【Psychological damage: Spirit +25】

"President." The cadre led all the female students of the Student Union and looked at Chen Yu with satisfaction: "Are you moved?"

Chen Yu: "...While you can still move now. Let's go."

Across the table, the girls in the Student Union buried their heads and whispered to each other.

"This president has more feelings than the previous one?"

"Yeah, I don't want us to see him cry, so I drove us away."

"It must be touched. We haven't slept for ten days and ten nights in order to glue so many files together..."

Chen Yu: "Isn't it five days and five nights just now?"

"Just from the looks, it's more handsome than the last one!"

"Such a handsome little brother, kicking his crotch, he will definitely cry..."

"The thought that such a handsome brother would also **** makes me feel sick."

"When I think that such a handsome brother might be a second man, I feel sick."

"Handsome and capable, ideal type~"

"I heard that I have a girlfriend. I can only become an ideal..."

"Boom!"

Chen Yu took a heavy shot of the desktop, and Chen Yu couldn't bear it, his face gloomy: "Go. Let's go."

"President, don't get too excited. This is what our student union should do..."

"All go!"

Perceiving the faint killing intent emanating from Chen Yu, the student union cadres immediately recalled the fear of being dominated by Chen Yu a few days ago, and hurriedly led the girls to retreat.

The action is fast, the pace is unified, the retreat is orderly, and the rush is rare.

Smooth as if in the dry intestines, inject a tube of corkscrew.

"Boom!"

After everyone was gone, Chen Yu manipulated his mental power to close the door, and then rubbed his face in pain, making the whole person nervous.

In this world, not every actor can do the work of a actor, such as Wu sign.

Not every president can do what the president does.

Let us not mention how he changed his job as a "clerk" as a martial artist.

Even if he is a "clerk", he can't handle the house full of documents.

Tsinghua University, Beijing University, the two schools have accumulated thousands of things for such a long time, he can't finish it anyway.

"..."

"..."

"It seems that this is a high level deliberately making me a trip."

Silent.

Chen Yu stood up, opened a box, poured all the paper manuscripts on the ground, and bent over to check.

I saw hundreds of documents in the box, and each page was glued neatly.

The missing individual pages were also filled with blank paper by the students. And contact the front and back text, and write the missing text.

"...How did the group of cattle do it?"

He could not understand.

At that time, the documents in the house were all torn apart...

"Wow."

Not reconciled, Chen Yu poured out another box.

After some tinkering, nothing was wrong.

The Chinese nation's conscientious, down-to-earth and hard-working character presents the perfect Lingli at this moment.

The puzzles of the LEGO franchise series, I dare not fight.

"..."

In the president's office, there was another long silence.

Chen Yu picked up the landline on the desk and dialed the old director's number through the internal line.

"beep-"

"Hello?" The old director connected in one second.

Chen Yu: "Director, can I change the chairman? I can do enough..."

Old Director: "No."

"Dududu—"

When the words fell, the other party immediately hung up the phone.

"Gan."

Swearing an swear word, he called again.

"Beep—Sorry, the call you dialed is turned off."

Chen Yu: "Can the **** landline be turned off?!"

"The phone you dialed has been out of power. Sao Rui..."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Dududu—"

Clenching the microphone tightly, listening to the blind tone coming from it, Chen Yu's eyes slowly flickered.

"good."

"so nice."

"In that case."

"Don't blame my new official for the three fires."

…

"So, you burned the student union?!"

Three hours later.

Looking at Chen Yu, who was humiliated, the old director felt that his lungs were about to explode.

"Director, don't say anything else. Just say it's not booming!"

"I want you to ****!" the old director roared: "Chen Yu! You are brave! You dare to get angry!"

"If you say so, I will argue."

Chen Yu wiped the black dust on his face: "Listen to you, I set the fire?"

"It's not you, could it be me?!"

"Lu Ban once said that the facts are unclear. Don't make any judgments. I am also a victim of this fire. At that time, I was opening the third box, and a scythe suddenly appeared from it! Then all the documents burned up. ."

"Edit."

"My cheeks are sour and can't be blown out."

"Continue editing."

"...So, the murderer is someone else."

"Who?"

"I think it's fair." Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and thought.

"Fart!" The old director yelled, and the star of saliva was sprayed on Chen Yu's face: "Don't **** ruin fairness."

"They don't do anything evil, it's okay to push them."

"Don't talk nonsense with me. As soon as you push your ass, I know what kind of **** you are pulling! Don't you just don't want to deal with the accumulation of things? But you just burned it out or are you personal? It's too much!"

Chen Yu: "I didn't burn it."

"...Chen Yu." Staring at Chen Yu, the old director gradually calmed down his anger and tried to calm down as much as possible: "Since ancient times, it is easy to fight the country and it is difficult to defend the country. Governing a country has never been based on force alone. You don't accumulate experience in governing the country now. , How can you be assured of entrusting all mankind to you in the future."

"You are right. But if you need me to do homework to save mankind. Then... let mankind be destroyed. Also, I didn't burn it."

"Chen Yu!!"

Just as the old director yelled and rolled up his sleeves to start his hands, the student union cadres stumbled out of the fire and intervened between Chen Yu and the old director.

"Director! President! The documents in the office... all burned. No page was taken back... I'm sorry."

Chen Yu's eyes were bright, and he patted the student union cadres on the shoulders hard: "It doesn't matter. You dare to charge in the face of the fire. This in itself proves your quality. I know, you have tried your best. Be prepared, and I want to promote you to do it. Vice president."

Old Director: "..."

"Thanks...thank you, the president!" The student union cadres were flattered, bowed quickly, holding Chen Yu's hand, and shaking vigorously: "But you can rest assured, the president, although the information is burned out, it doesn't matter. When our student union pastes the files, The electronic version was taken in advance and stored in the school server."

Chen Yu stiffened: "..."

Old Director: *??????

"Be prepared for a rainy day and be prepared for danger in times of peace. This is the slogan hung in the hall of our student union. How can we forget it?" The cadre rubbed his hands excitedly: "President, you can rest assured. I will do my duty as the vice president. I will never disappoint your cultivation."

Chen Yu: "..."

Cadre: "When do you think it will be convenient for me to take up the post?"

Chen Yu: "Waiting for the anniversary of your burning."

Cadre: "Okay, I will prepare now."

The cadres of the student union turned their heads one step at a time, bowed three times, rushed into the fire scene again, and actively directed the students to put out the fire.

Chen Yu bowed his head and began to think about the second fire of the new official...

"Don't think about it." The old director regained his senses, smiling but holding onto the back of Chen Yu's head: "The school server is guarded by level 8 warriors. I advise you not to think about it. Honestly accept your fate."

…

finally.

Under the persecution of the real society and the pressure of the old director, Chen Yu still sat in a temporary office, dealing with things that students would squeeze.

And with this hands-on experience, he realized that the difficulty was actually not that great.

It is not troublesome to operate.

As the leader of the student union, the top level of the student union. Most of the documents submitted below are "processed" semi-finished products.

What is left to Chen Yu is to get his authorization to decide whether each proposal is "agree" or "disagree".

Chen Yu quickly found the trick.

Tip 1:

No matter how thick the document is, just turn to the last page and sign the word "Agree" at the end.

Tip 2:

The word "agree" is faster to write than "disagree"...

That's it.

The student union accumulated several months of things and was easily completed by Chen Yu in one afternoon.

The smooth process made him compare himself to a phoenix bird.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, when Mr. Feng Chu served as a small county magistrate under Liu Bei's forces, he had to deal with matters for several months in an afternoon in front of Zhang Fei. Shocked the entire group of forces.

"Possibly, geniuses always have something in common."

Standing up, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Chen Yu stretched his waist greatly, satisfactorily chirped, opened the door and walked out of the office.

Before leaving, he subconsciously glanced back at the titles of the various documents on the table.

"Do you agree with the standardization of homosexuality in schools proposed by individual students? 》

"West Campus*** Student Proposal: Why not let go naked at night? 》

The "Wu Fa Group* Professor Project Team applied for a fund of 24 million yuan to distribute airplane cups to single students in the school. 》

"Network real-name is not advisable. Fanzi has always been part of the ancient Internet culture. 》

"It is recommended that the girls' skirts in summer school uniforms be shortened by 20 cm. 》

"Because of the interference of military law, the mosquitoes of Modu are greatly reduced and endangered, and a large number of multiplication and breeding are required to maintain the balance of species. 》

…