This Curse Is Just Awesome

　　 "Siwen, or... you'd better give up cooking in the future."

　　 Sitting on the dining chair, looking at the table full of scorched meals, Chen's mother hesitated to say: "Maybe you are really only suitable for being a'modern' woman."

　　 Chen Yu: "With low EQ, you can't be a good wife and mother. With high EQ, you are suitable for being a modern woman."

　　 "Shut up." Chen Siwen was annoyed: "Everyone said I gave up cooking, you still let me do it."

　　 "It's not the same." Chen Yuzheng said: "From my point of view, your meal is still cooked well. At least it's all cooked."

　　 Chen Siwen: "You said this, are you sincere?"

　　 Chen Yu: "Chicheng Chicheng."

　　Chen Siwen: "Then you have a taste and I'll see."

　　 "What's the matter?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand, grabbed a mass of unknown objects on the dining table, and put it into his mouth.

"Snapped!"

　　 Mother Chen quickly knocked it down, stood up, and said dissatisfied: "You two are wasting food here. Wait, I'll make new ones."

After 　　 said, she turned around and walked to the kitchen, "ding and ding bells" getting busy.

　　 Chen Yu and Chen Siwen looked at each other.

　　 "……"

　　 "……"

　　 Chen Yu: "Sister, no matter what others say. I still think you did a good job."

　　 "...I won't eat anymore. Goodbye."

　　 stood up, Chen Siwen was depressed and turned upstairs. Quickly disappeared into Chen Yu's sight.

　　 Two consecutive cooking failures.

　　 has made her feel extremely bad.

　　 But at this time, Chen Yu's mood was incredibly good.

　　 Looking at the table full of charred objects, it was like seeing a broad road leading to the 8th level peak.

"well--"

　　 rubbing his hands with excitement, he turned his head and glanced at the figure who was still busy in the kitchen.

"Well--"

　　 The next moment, the strange, rich, bitter taste slowly spread from the lips and teeth.

　　 Chen Yuqiang resisted the urge to vomit and swallowed it into his abdomen.

　　【Ingestion of unknown poison: Health +14; Probability of cancer cell proliferation +3%】

　　 "……"

"……Um?"

　　 Swallow the burnt object and maintain the eating position. He stood there and waited for a long time, but he didn't hear the increase in "energy" in his ears.

　　 Chen Yu: "???"

　　 Stunned for a moment, he lowered his head and carefully observed the remaining charred object in his hand, his face was incomprehensible.

　　 "Jin... Where's the vigor?"

　　 "……"

　　 "Eat it for nothing?"

　　 "...I ate it for nothing?!"

　　 slowly grasped the burnt black object in his hand, just as Chen Yu was about to "get angry", the familiar electronic synthesis sound suddenly echoed in his ear.

　　【Damage by unknown substance: Strength +43887】

　　 With the falling of this synthetic sound, the smell of burnt objects on the table seems to be spiritual. At the same time, the original effect is released.

　　 [Attacked by unknown gas: strength +2401]

　　【Jinqi+2580; Jinqi+2014……】

　　 "Delayed onset..."

　　 thoughtfully licked the "black" fingers, Chen Yu didn't delay any more, his hands were like dragons, and he devoured the "food" from the table.

　　 The wind is rolling in the clouds, the wind is rushing, the current is scattered, and the momentum is like a broken bamboo.

　　 Just five minutes.

　　 Chen Mu's first dish has not yet been cooked, and there is nothing on the table.

　　 even the plates and tablecloths are licked clean.

　　 The mouse has to wipe his tears when he sees it...

　　In the kitchen.

　　 Chen's mother vaguely heard the movement in the restaurant, and she was puzzled, and looked around: "Xiaoyu, what are you doing."

　　 "What did you do."

　　 "Huh? Have you cleaned the table?"

　　 "Yeah. It's all clean and hiccups~~~ It's clean."

　　 "When have you been so sensible?!" Mother Chen was shocked.

　　 "Mom, do it slowly first. I'll go upstairs to digest... take a break."

　　 Holding his shriveled belly, Chen Yu took a horoscope, quickly went upstairs, and hid in his third-floor bedroom.

　　 "Boom!"

　　 Close the door and lock it.

　　 He tightened the curtains to cover the skylight, one crotch jumped onto the bed and sat cross-legged. Efforts to control the rotation of the sea of ​​air and absorb the full energy cruising in the body.

"boom!"

　　4.7!

"boom!"

　　4.8!

"boom!"

　　4.9……

　　 Layers of air waves, like violent storms, continue to erupt with stronger power! Seeing to break through the 4th limit, break through the 5th bottleneck.

　　 At this time, Chen Yu chose to give up "compression" and stopped breaking through.

　　 "Whhhh..."

　　 Suddenly, the strong energy slowly dissipated.

　　 The room gradually returned to a bottleneck.

　　 Chen Yu was in a cold sweat, lying on the bed with a "plop", motionless.

　　 The body and the sea of ​​air are originally one.

　　 Once the sea of ​​energy is "lifted" too fast and the body cannot be fully controlled, it will cause "weak control".

　　 This state of weak control will increase as the strength increases further.

　　 So that he just reached level 4.9, Chen Yu suddenly noticed that he didn't even have the most basic ability to control the rotation and compression of the sea of ​​air...

　　 If you choose to continue to break through...the consequences should not be too good.

　　 "Huh..."

　　 "huhu——"

　　 Lying on the bed, Chen Yu took a long and deep breath, waiting for the sweat on the body surface to evaporate before sitting up with a lingering fear.

　　 "The improvement is too fast, I should slow down..."

　　 "Boom boom boom!" The door of the room was knocked suddenly.

　　 Sitting on the bed, Chen Yu guessed with Jill, knowing that it was Chen Siwen who knocked on the door.

　　 "What are you doing?" Chen Yu roared without looking back.

　　 "Xiaoyu, you... have you broken through again?"

"No."

　　 "Open the door, I will go in Kangkang."

　　 "No, I want to take a break."

　　 "Open the door, Xiaoyu!" Chen Siwen knocked on the door unscrupulously: "Open the door! Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!"

　　 Chen Yu's scalp numb due to the noise, had to get up and unlock.

　　 The moment he stood up, he staggered and almost fell. Only then discovered that his ability to control himself at this time is very difficult to "walk"...

　　 "If you can go up to level 8 with one click, will you be paralyzed on the spot?"

　　 slander in the heart. Chen Yu's face was slightly gloomy, and he limped to the door and unlocked the door.

　　 "Boom!"

　　 The door was pushed open instantly.

　　 flipped Chen Yu back several somersaults.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　【Mental damage suffered: Spirit +17】

　　 "Huh?" Chen Siwen who broke in the door was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

　　 Chen Yu: "...Is there anything going on."

　　 "I heard movement on the second floor, Xiaoyu, did you break through again?"

　　 "Help me up."

　　 "Huh? Can't you get up by yourself?"

　　 "I'm paralyzed, help me up."

　　 Chen Siwen was surprised when he heard the words, and quickly picked up Chen Yu, and looked up and down nervously: "What's wrong with you?"

　　 "...The energy level has increased too fast, and the body can't move."

　　 "Fucking? How many spirit enhancement pills have you eaten?!" Chen Siwen was shocked.

　　 "I didn't eat. I ate a table of shit."

　　 Chen Siwen: "……"

　　 "Sister, do you remember my talent." Being helped and sitting on the bed, Chen Yu suddenly changed the subject.

　　 "Talent? Yours?" Chen Siwen subconsciously looked at Chen Yu's lower abdomen, thinking of the old paper towels in her mind...

　　 Chen Yu: "...not this talent."

　　 "Oh, oh oh! That...what kind of talent is that?"

　　 "Abnormal absorption capacity for pill." Chen Yu looked serious, and began to flicker in a serious manner: "You should know."

　　 "The...abnormal absorption of the pill..." Chen Siwen was stunned: "I know. That's right! This is also your talent."

　　 "Remember the Qi Energizing Pill you bought for me before the college entrance examination? With just one, my energy level has improved by leaps and bounds."

　　 "Remember. You..." Chen Siwen suddenly looked up and down Chen Yu: "You mean..."

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "I didn't let anyone know about this talent. The upper class gave me so many Enhancement Pills, but most of them were wasted. In my mouth, one Enhancement Pill is equivalent to five others. Pieces."

　　 "Then... Then why do you keep it secret?"

"Snapped!"

　　Chen Yu slapped Chen Siwen on the forehead: "Are you stupid? Are you stupid? If they know, can they give me so many spirit pills?"

　　 "Yes!" Chen Siwen was afraid of her thighs, and a small light bulb lit up on her head: "Zeng Ling Pill is a treasure! What you can ask for."

"Yes. So the spirit enhancement pills I don't need, I'll give them to you." Chen Yutu asked poorly: "But you don't want them. I didn't worry about it in my hands, so I ate one more... see it. , I almost killed me. Now, it's clear to you. From now on, the spirit enhancement pills I give are all left over by me, and you will be done after eating."

　　 "...you said wow!" Chen Siwen scratched her head: "I thought you were reluctant to eat."

　　 Supporting the wall with his left hand, Chen Yu stood up "tremblingly", and pointed his right hand to the bottom of the bed: "Take out the spirit-enhancing pills inside. Two boxes, one for you, one for Xiao Yao."

　　 Lie on the ground, Chen Siwen poked her **** out and took out two wooden boxes and hugged them in her arms. She hesitated a little: "Or... don't give it to Xiao Yao. Give one box to mom?"

　　 Chen Yu: "...Go to death."

　　 "Be reasonable, my mother's martial arts talent may not be bad."

"roll roll roll."

　　 "Xiaoyu...do you really want to give Xiao Yao a box?"

　　 Chen Yu frowned, carefully observed Chen Siwen's facial expression, and said in a deep voice: "Sister, do you always have opinions on Bahuang Yao? It feels like you are always targeting her."

　　 "..." Chen Siwen struggled.

　　 Chen Yu: "I have something to say straight."

　　 "That...then I said, don't be angry."

　　 "After you finish, I will decide whether to be angry."

"Actually..." Chen Siwen scratched her head embarrassedly, sorted out her words in her mind for a long time before stammering: "Actually I...I have no opinion on Xiao Yao. I just... just think, you and Xiao Yao won't in the end. Come together. Now that you invest in her, you may be in trouble in the future. People and wealth are empty, it's too miserable."

　　 "Why?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

　　 "You two... don't match well."

　　 "What's not a good match?" Chen Yu was stunned.

　　 "It's... the model doesn't match." Chen Siwen glanced at Chen Yu's lower body.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Chen Siwen: "Although she is a warrior, you are also a warrior."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　Chen Siwen: "I took a bath with her. Let's not harm other girls..."

　　 "Do you know the bloodline talent of the Bahuang tribe?" Chen Yu interrupted.

　　 Chen Siwen: "......?!"

　　……

"boom!"

　　 "Boom!"

　　 half an hour later.

　　On the second floor of the villa, inside a certain bedroom.

　　 Looking at Chen Siwen, whose energy level is constantly rising, Chen Yu fell into deep thought.

　　 The two "meals" experience has fully proved that Chen Siwen's meals = highly poisonous.

　　 And this kind of poison that ordinary people can't avoid, for him, is exactly what he can't ask for.

　　 So there is no doubt.

　　 As long as Chen Siwen is still there, there is no need to worry about future promotion.

　　 The next more energy should be placed in the direction of "Physique" and "Skills".

　　 "I always feel that it's still a bit outrageous."

　　 slapped his lips and glanced at the empty wooden box above the ground. Chen Yu stepped back lightly and left Chen Siwen's bedroom.

　　 has gone through life and death many times, let him clearly know that in addition to "strength level", physique and skills are also the top priority.

　　 Now that his energy is skyrocketing and his body control ability is unstable, it is a good opportunity to exercise his physique and skills.

　　 "So, the best way to strengthen your physique..."

　　 Lying on the bed in his room, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone and clicked on the dance area at Station B...

　　【Health +1】

　　 [Physique +2; Deoxyribonucleotide mass +2; Reproductive capacity+1...]

　　 One night, no life.

　　 The next day, nothing.

　　 Three poles a day.

　　 Chen Yu's villa was knocked open.

　　The comer is Jill with three boxes in his arms.

　　 "Good morning." Chen Yu leaned against the door with his sleepy eyes open, yawning lazily.

　　 "It's already noon."

"good afternoon."

　　 "I'm looking for you, not here to say hello." Gil turned sideways, entered the gate of the villa, and looked around the well-decorated courtyard from left to right, with a blank face: "It depends on your level improvement. By the way, I will give you a booster pill."

　　 "Didn't you say three days later?"

　　"Three days later, the medicines were all emptied by you~www.readwn.com~Jill was upset and threw three boxes directly into Chen Yu's arms: "In troubled times, do you know how many people are staring at your life?" First raise your own level and then take care of others. "

　　 "My level has come up."

　　 "How many levels."

"level 4."

"Then show it." Jill folded his arms around his chest. "Give the Bahuang Yao ten pills. If you eat all the remaining twenty pills, you can indeed reach level 4. But I saw you take the rest. The two boxes of this are also given to Xiao Yao. How can I get a promotion?"

　　 "Are you watching me?"

　　 "Nonsense! I don't watch you, your bones are cold now!"

　　 "What's the matter?" Chen Yu was stunned.

　　 "Don't ask. I won't tell you if you ask." Jill waved his hand irritably: "Now I am so angry, I'm less than level 4, so I'll give it to Lao Tzu to eat."

　　 Chen Yu: "...The two boxes of medicinal pills, Xiao Yao sent me back. I ate them all yesterday, and the level jumped to level 4."

　　 "I don't believe a word that comes out of your mouth. There are really 4 levels, just explode."

　　 "Okay." Nodded, Chen Yu raised his wrist, revealing a pure gold Rolex: "But it's half past one in the afternoon, it's time to drink tea. After eating the tea, I will blow it up for you."

　　 "Heh." Jill sneered: "Drag. See how long you can drag."

　　 "After eating the tea, I will show it to you. If there is no level four, I will be infertile and full of children."

　　 "..." Jill gave a thumbs up slowly.

　　 The two entered the living room on the first floor of the villa.

　　 After Chen Yu guided Jill to a seat, he went to the kitchen to prepare tea.

　　 This is going.

　　 is one day.

　　 Gil: "..."

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