This Curse Is Just Awesome

Vol 5 Chapter 24: You want me to die (part 2)

　　 Chapter 24

　　 "Do you want me to die?"

Looking at the large handful of "golden shining" spirit enhancement pills in Jill's hand, Chen Yu didn't hesitate to pull out a dagger, and patted it on the table with a "bang": "Come on, pierce it directly into my belly button. Stir. Stir hard."

　　 Gil obviously didn't expect Chen Yu to have this kind of reaction. After a moment, he frowned, "What do you mean?"

　　 "What do you mean? What do you mean? You feed the pigs box by box?"

　　 "This is a pill." Jill explained: "You can eat slowly, I didn't let you swallow it."

　　 After a moment of silence, Chen Yu took the pill with a look of disgust, for fear that he would accidentally inhale the pill: "...Alright, then I will eat slowly."

　　 "Hmm." Jill nodded, and took out the other two boxes of Enhancement Pills from his backpack: "I will give you both. When can I finish it?"

　　 "I'll take care of what you want next spring."

　　 Gil: "...I live faster than you can eat! Do you eat with your belly button?"

　　 "Don't you say eat slowly?"

　　 "I let you be within today! Eat slowly!" Jill roared, "The slowest I will eat today!"

"gentlemen."

　　The waiter came again and bowed: "Because other customers are there, no noise is allowed in the store. Thank you for your cooperation."

　　 After that, he saw three boxes of jelly beans on the table, and his words were immediately stern: "Guests, food is forbidden in this shop."

　　 "Food?" Jill looked up and down the waiter.

　　 "Yes, you are right." Chen Yu was stern, picked up three boxes of Enhancement Pills in both hands, and handed them to the waiter: "You destroy these foods."

　　 "Yes...Ill!" Jill was shocked, and hurriedly snatched back three boxes: "Chen Yu, are you crazy?!"

　　 Chen Yu looked at the waiter: "Expell him."

　　The waiter looked at Jill: "Sir, food is strictly prohibited in this shop."

　　 Jill said in a deep voice: "This is not food, we are talking about business, I advise you not to disturb."

　　 Chen Yu shouted: "Fuck him!"

　　 Gil: "...Chen Yu, is your skin itchy?"

　　 Waiter: "Sir, this shop strictly prohibits..."

　　 "Boom!"

　　 Before he finished speaking, Jill knocked the waiter out with a hand knife.

　　 Chen Yu was shocked: "Yao...young birthday! Sajilang! Someone Sajilang!"

Holding the fainted waiter on the seat, Jill expressionlessly said: "Zeng Ling Dan, the treasure of the town, even a mere mere one is far more important than the **** car. So, you can treat me as an **** and dare to approach me. I have the right to attack any outsider in the pill. Life or death is no matter what."

　　 "Then let's kill her quickly." Chen Yu looked at Xing Bi with a serious face: "This beep has been lurking for a long time."

　　 "...Chen Yu, shut up." Putting down the three boxes, Jill thought for a moment, frowning his eyebrows: "It seems that you don't like'Spirit Enrichment Pill'. Do you really understand its importance?"

　　 "Spirit enhancement pills......"

In the corner, Xing Bi, who had been in a daze, finally recovered, looking at Chen Yu with extremely complicated expression: "Zeng Ling Pill is an advanced version of Zeng Qi Pill. It has a price but no market. It has never been passed. Not until... I heard that... the effect of a single spirit boosting pill is comparable to a thousand Qi boosting pills."

"I know this. I don't need you to explain it." Glancing at Xing Bi, Chen Yu's whole body "recovered" to normal, and said quietly to Jill: "The increase in spirit pills can indeed greatly improve the strength. Every warrior dreams of it. . But I don’t like it."

　　 "Why." Jill squinted.

　　 "Warrior, Yongya. Go against the sky, cultivate your body and forge your hair. How can you climb with foreign objects?"

　　 Gil: "..."

　　 "The mottled old dog, I still know the undesirable truth of extermination, how can I eat such messy things to damage my roots?"

　　 Gil: "..."

　　 Aside, Bahuang Yao opened his mouth, he wanted to say nothing but: "Yu... Brother Yu..."

　　 "What?" Chen Yu looked back.

　　Bahuang Yao: "The pill... will not affect the foundation..."

"Are you an excavator in junior high school?" Jill said, "This is reality, not a novel of Xiu Xian, OK? The level of the martial artist depends on the amount of energy in the sea of qi. You also absorb energy in your own practice, and eat pill. The medicine also absorbs energy, there is no difference at all."

　　 "Really. I don't believe it."

　　 Three people: "……"

"A few... a few wait a minute." At this moment, a middle-aged man dressed in a suit and manager dress came over, looked at the fainted waiter, and then at Jill who was talking eloquently. He hesitated a little and asked. Said: "This waiter in my shop...what happened to him?"

　　 "Oh." Jill turned his head to look around, and said perfunctorily: "It should be dizzy."

　　 "Why are you dizzy?"

　　 "I stunned."

　　 "Ha...Haha...Mr. You are really joking." The manager laughed: "It should be because of low blood sugar. I'll take him away first."

　　 "Okay. Take it away."

　　 "Okay. A few people talk slowly, I'm sorry."

　　 The manager politely bowed several times and helped the unconscious waiter to leave.

　　 Chen Yu, Jill, Xing Bi, and Chen Siwen looked at each other again, but fell silent with each other.

　　 Gil: "...Where did you go?"

　　 Chen Yu: "Who loses, who eats shit."

　　 Hearing the words, Jill almost rushed into the crown, splashing blood in five steps: "I'm **grandma!"

　　 "When it comes to the efficacy of pill, I don't believe it." Chen Yu immediately changed his mouth.

　　 Clenched his fists, Jill stared at Chen Yu coldly, his nostrils snorted: "Chen Yu, dare to talk about this again, I will grab your head."

　　 Chen Yu: "彳亍."

On both sides of 　　, Xing Bi and Bahuang Yao shrank their necks, not daring to speak.

　　 "Pills are roughly divided into two types." Slowly calming his emotions, Jill stretched out two fingers: "The first one is to strengthen the physique. The second one is to increase the vitality."

　　 "The former is the medicinal pill in the traditional sense that you understand. Changing the characteristics of the human body conforms to the characteristics of a medicine that is three-point poison."

　　 "But the latter is just the actual compression of the energetic mass."

　　 "So, do you understand?"

　　 Picking up the coffee, Chen Yu took a sip, put it down, pondered for a moment, and said, "What did you say?"

　　 Gil: "...you student, I really don't want to take it."

　　 "Okay. We will be indefinitely later." Standing up, Chen Yu tidied his collar: "Security officer, you should still go to Boda."

　　 "Even if you change to Milip Sister, you still have to take the medicine."

　　 lowered his head, looked at the box on the table for a long time, Chen Yu pretended to be hesitant, and stretched out a pill: "Is this thing really harmless to the body?"

　　 "Sure, I guarantee it by my personality."

　　 "What is the difference between that and non-guarantee."

　　 Gil: "..."

"Hmm..." Chen Yu put down the pill and said with a serious heart: "Jill, I don't trust you. It's that I have eaten this kind of thing. After eating, my energy really skyrocketed, but afterwards I can't even control my body."

"So you're worried about this?" Jill suddenly patted Chen Yu's shoulder and relaxed: "It's normal for your energy to skyrocket and your body's control is weak. This is equivalent to putting a car on a classic car. The 20,000-hp diesel engine, other clutches, gears, wheels, and other components have to adapt for a while. Changing to a human body, the whole process does not have any side effects."

"you sure?"

　　 "Yes!" Jill sternly said, "I guarantee that I am...I am the old director's personality, and there will be no side effects."

　　 "Papa."

　　 patted the non-existent dust on his hands, and Chen Yu turned his head to look at Yahuang Yao.

　　 "Nah..." Bahuang Yao Nana stood up and stammered: "Jin...Strength-like pill, it's really harmless. Yu brother you...you can eat it."

　　 nodded, Chen Yu looked at Xing Bi again.

　　 Xing Bi also stood up, with a serious tone: "Brother Yu, in order to express my apologies to Chen Siwen, I can try the poison for you!"

　　 Chen Yu: "What about dreaming? Even if I feed this thing to the dog, I won't give it to you."

　　 Xing Bi: "...Wow!"

　　 "Ball on. Wonima."

Disgustingly pushed Xing Bi staggered, Chen Yu picked up three boxes of Spirit Enrichment Pills, and said to Jill: "As a teammate who has been on the battlefield together, I don't believe anyone, and I can't help but believe you. I will accept the pill. "

　　 "It won't work, you have to eat."

　　 "I'll eat it when I go back."

　　 "I can't believe you." Jill sneered: "When I was a three-year-old child? From beginning to end, your attitude towards the pill has been resistance. I don't believe you will take it back."

"I will."

　　 "Eat now."

　　 "No." Chen Yu expressionlessly: "Gentleman, don't stand under a dangerous wall. After taking the pill, my energy skyrocketed, and I couldn't fight in a short time. Once I was attacked, I would be the meat on the chopping board."

"We eat dry food?" Jill patted his chest, pointing to Xing Bi and Bahuang Yao: "The development direction of Class Two in the first year is to protect you up to level 8. Otherwise, the existence of Class Two in the first year would be meaningless. "

　　 "I don't believe her." Chen Yu looked at Xing Bi.

　　 "..." Xing Bi bit his lip.

　　 Jill waved his hand: "If you don't believe her, you still don't believe me."

　　 Chen Yu: "I don't believe you either."

　　 Gil: "...Don't believe me, don't you believe in Bahuang Yao?"

"Bahuang Yao double fist is hard to beat four hands." Putting down the box containing the spirit-enhancing pill, Chen Yu appeared a little irritable: "And even if you both protect me sincerely, the magic capital is in danger, and the forces are intertwined. If you encounter an attack, , Maybe you can't stand it either."

　　 Jill smiled and spread his hands: "I can't stand it anymore, then it doesn't make sense for you to have strength."

　　 "Anyway, either let me go home and eat. Or, throw it away." Chen Yu gave the bottom line.

　　 "Will you eat?"

　　 "At that time, just look at my energy level. If the level does not skyrocket, you will force me to feed me in the future."

　　 "Okay." Jill's eyes gleamed: "You said it."

　　 "I said~www.readwn.com~ I allow you to take it back and eat it."

"make a deal."

Shaking his hand, he threw all the three boxes on the table to Bahuang Yao. Chen Yu got up, drank the remaining coffee, and said, "Then Xiao Yao and I will go back. From now on, I will just send the Zeng Ling Pill to my house every day. ."

　　 "When is the next meeting?"

　　 "Well...in a month."

　　 "No, it's too long." Jill stretched out two fingers: "In three days."

　　 Chen Yu: "But your gesture is obviously two."

　　 Gil: "I can't count three."

　　 "...OK, we will meet in three days."

　　 "In three days, nine boxes of Enhancement Pills, you have also broken through at least level 4."

　　 "Yes." Chen Yu nodded.

　　 "See you in three days. If there is no level 4, I will chew it up and feed you."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Yahuang Yao: "..."

"boom!"