This Curse Is Just Awesome

　　 Along with the sound of music falling through the audience, Chen Yu waved his hands as he stepped onto the stage, and naturally stood in the center of the stage, blocking in front of the principal of Beijing University.

　　Principal of Beijing University: "..."

　　 "Hello, comrades." Chen Yu first bowed very politely, then turned to unplug the head of Beijing University's microphone, blew two breaths into "huhu", smiled and said, "I am President Chen."

　　"..."

　　 The audience looked at each other for a moment, clapping and applauding.

　　 "Wow, la la la -"

"Thank you, thank you everyone." Following the principal's gestures, Chen Yu pressed his hands with both hands. When the venue was quiet, he formally talked: "I am very happy and very gratified to meet you on this occasion. I only represent the whole world. Mankind, I would like to express my heartfelt wishes and heartfelt sighs and heartfelt wishes for your presence and support."

Live audience:"…"

　　 "Chen Yu! What are you talking about nonsense?" Behind him, the old director's face changed slightly, and he hurriedly lowered his voice: "Read the manuscript! Read the manuscript!"

　　 "Cough."

After clearing his throat, Chen Yu pretended not to hear, and continued to speak loudly: "Everyone also watched the last meeting and knew about the merger of Beijing University and Tsinghua University. Then I will not only be the student union of Beijing University in the future. The president is also the president of the Tsinghua Student Union."

　　 "Undoubtedly, this is a well-deserved first time in China's history. And I..." He said slightly, he tidied up the collar of his suit: "Naturally, he can be regarded as the first president in history."

Live audience:"…"

　　 "He... is he crazy?" The principal of Beijing University was stunned.

　　 The old director on the side could not wait to explode, and smashed Chen Yu into the mud with his fist: "Read the manuscript! Read the manuscript! Manuscript!"

"Yes!" Chen Yu glanced back at the old director, and suddenly he patted his forehead: "As the future president of the student union of the two schools, I will definitely do a good job, do a good job of unity, do a good job of construction, do a good job in love, do a good job. Unite, do a good job, do a good job of unity..."

　　Old Director: "..."

audience:"…"

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd: Charisma + 7; Temperament + 5; Charisma + 3; Spirituality + 1; Luck + 1]

　　 Hearing the electronically synthesized sound reverberating in his mind, Chen Yu's spirit shook, and he said more vigorously: "For this reason, during my tenure as the president, the following rules and regulations will be issued. Please take your notes and take the exam later."

audience:"…"

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd: Charisma + 13; Temperament + 8; Charisma + 5; Leadership + 5; Spirituality + 3; Luck + 2]

"boom!"

　　The old director couldn't bear it, he slapped the table heavily, and got up to arrest Chen Yu: "Shut up!"

　　 Before rushing out, he was grabbed by the principal of Beijing University beside him.

　　 "What are you doing?" The old director turned his head sharply.

　　 "Let him continue."

　　 "He is funny on stage! You still let him say?"

　　 "He's making fun of him." The principal nodded, with a strange look in his eyes: "But don't you think that his performance on stage is somewhat of a political magnate?"

　　 "Xiao...majestic..." Hearing this, the old director was stunned, and Nene looked at Chen Yu's dancing back.

　　 did not see any "bearingness."

　　 only saw a mentally retarded youth, trying to show his broken thinking...

　　 "Article 1 of the rules and regulations, in both schools, whether professors or students, employees, or leaders and management, see me, you must respectfully call President Chen."

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd: charm +15; temperament +10; appeal...]

　　 "Article 2: In the future, the whole school’s credit lending business will all be state-owned. For state-owned subordinate units, please contact Bahuang Yao, the second class of the first grade elite."

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd: charm + 21; temperament...]

　　 "Article 3: I have the absolute right to veto all affairs of the student union. And because I am also the deputy director of the teaching office, I also have certain jurisdiction over professors, security officers, and staff."

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd: Charm...]

　　 "Article 4: In the school, in the magic city, in every block, I must hang a portrait of me to show respect."

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd...]

　　 "Article 5: Add school entrance tax, study tax, management tax, rain tax on rainy days, sunny day sun tax, etc. All taxes will be paid to my personal account in the form of points."

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd...]

　　 "Article 6: The president has the right to exercise the right of first night between student couples on campus during his tenure."

　　 [Extremely disgusted by the crowd...]

　　 "Article 7: Doomsday plagues occur frequently, and students in the school must inject disinfectant water intravenously every day."

　　 [Extremely disgusted by the crowd...]

　　 "Article 8: Students with good looks can receive the president's harem quota for free."

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd...]

　　 "Article 9..."

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd...]

　　 [Extremely disgusted by the crowd...]

　　 [Disgusted by the crowd...]

　　 As Chen Yu continued to talk nonsense on stage, the audience's dissatisfaction became stronger and stronger.

　　 But unexpectedly, when the dissatisfaction of the crowd spread, there were no watermelon peels, cucumber roots, mineral water bottles, rotten tomatoes and the like.

　　 Instead, every word of Chen Yu fell, and there were several cheers on the scene.

　　 And the farther to the back, the louder the cheers.

　　 finally joined together, gradually deafening, like water boiling!

　　 "Article 20: If it is inconvenient for students on campus to call President Chen in private, they can be called father."

　　 [Extremely disgusted by the crowd...]

　　 "hohohohoho..."

　　 "So handsome."

　　 "At a young age, this kind of momentum is really amazing."

　　 "Papa Papa Papa..."

　　Chen Yu: "Article 21: Same as above for teaching staff in the school."

　　 [Affected by the crowd...]

"awesome!"

　　 "hohohohohoho..."

　　 Standing behind the rostrum, looking at the increasingly fanatical crowd in the auditorium, for some reason, the old director also felt an upsurge.

　　 The back figure on the stage seems to contain some kind of mystery. Every time he raises his hands, every sentence of yin and yang frustrates, it sheds infinite charm. So that the audience can't...

　　 "A hundred responses... a natural leader." The president of Beijing University squinted his eyes and said puns: "This level of emotional mobilization reminds me of Hitler in the history books."

　　 "..." Slowly calmed down, the old director shook his head: "I have the ability to mobilize emotions, but what he said are all infertile things."

　　 "Talking nonsense has such an effect. If someone writes a manuscript..." Turning his head, the president of Beijing University looked directly at the old director, with a faint tone: "It seems that the next'principal' is the most suitable person."

"Yes."

　　 The old director blinked.

　　...

After one hour.

　　 The health team leader of the auditorium awoke from a nap, raised his wrist, looked at the time, and got up and stretched. Prepare to direct the team to go to the auditorium to clean up.

　　 But when he walked out of the office and entered the corridor, he was taken aback.

　　 Just listen to the voices in the door at the end of the corridor...

　　 "The summit is not over yet?"

　　 He raised his wrist again in doubt, and looked at the time on the dial: "...Huh? It should be over at least twenty minutes?"

　　"..."

　　 frowned, the health team leader thought for a moment, walked straight to the entrance of the auditorium, and cautiously pushed a slit open.

　　 was stunned instantly!

　　 In the chaotic auditorium, I saw a young man in a suit, sweating profusely, holding a microphone, hoarse: "Come on!"

　　 In the fourth circle of youth, there were thousands of people around them, stomping their feet, dancing their arms, and roaring: "Victory!"

　　 Chen Yu: "Come on! Come on!"

　　 The crowd: "Victory! Victory!"

　　 Chen Yu: "Work hard to win the future!"

　　 the masses: "Struggle to pave the way now!"

"come on, come on, come on!"

　　 "Victory victory victory!!"

　　 Health team leader: "..."

　　...

Its daybreak.

　　 In the Tsinghua campus, tired people "staggered" and left one after another.

　　 Looking from a distance, it looks like a group of brainwashed zombies...

　　 "Ah...tired."

　　 slumped on the first row of seats, Chen Yu poured mineral water into his throat, then looked around, and said: "How is it? How am I doing my speech?"

　　 Several 8th-level bosses on both sides: "..."

　　 As a level 8 warrior who has experienced vicissitudes and has a stable spirit, only these people in the audience can keep calm in Chen Yu's "passionate" speech.

　　 a long while.

　　 A certain 8th-level martial arts technician sitting on the right of Chen Yu stroked his beard: "Is it good to see the speech? The solo talk show is pretty good."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

"Fart." Another 8th-level martial arts master curled his lips: "Even if he is a talk show, it is also the most hip. The logic is unclear, nonsense, just like a dog farting. If you don't look at him, the more pleasing to the eye, I would be early. Flew by with one kick."

　　 "In such a formal occasion, it really shouldn't be funny."

　　 "I can already imagine how the news will report tomorrow..."

　　 "Don't worry, you can't report anything." A level 8 warrior lifted up his legs and lit a cigar: "The live broadcast signal has been pinched early."

　　 is exactly what people say.

　　 In fact, the enthusiasm in the auditorium has not spread much.

　　 When Chen Yu came on stage, after the first sentence of "nonsense" was uttered, the chief director responsible for the live broadcast of the show cut off the signal output.

　　 At that time, the picture output in front of the TV was delayed the moment Chen Yu came on stage.

　　 Thanks to this, Chen Yu failed to cause "interaction" on a global scale...

　　 "Quiet. Just be quiet."

　　 On the podium, the old director finished the manuscript of the closing speech and looked around the audience: "Next, it is the internal meeting of Beijing University. If you are not a member of Beijing University, please leave the meeting consciously."

　　 The words fell, and no one got up.

　　Old Director: "???"

　　 The principal of Beijing University turned his head and looked at the principal of Tsinghua University, frowning: "Why don't you leave? Are you from Beijing University?"

　　 "Didn't the two schools merge?"

　　 "Don’t you merge tomorrow?"

　　 "...Then I go?"

　　 "It's not just you going, you all of Tsinghua University have to go. Your internal meeting is next."

　　"..." Standing up, the principal of Tsinghua gave the other person a grieving glance, and led the whole school's professors away angrily.

　　Under the stage, Chen Yu scratched the stubble, and pointed his probe at the 8th-level martial arts master next to him: "They don't seem to be happy."

　　 "Does this still need to be seen?"

　　 "But are we too overbearing? This is obviously the auditorium of Tsinghua University."

"The auditorium is considered public." The 8th-level martial arts master said, "You should know that this campus originally belonged to a certain middle school. But the two schools were transferred to another place, and the government took the initiative to transfer this area. . So the building is seriously inadequate."

　　 "Sou Ga—"

　　 About five minutes later.

　　 Only professors from Kyungsung University are left in the auditorium.

　　 The old director put on his glasses and carefully counted the number of people. His expression was a little ugly: "Yi Huang Yi still hasn't come."

　　 "Don't care about him." The principal waved his hand: "Anyway, what we discussed this time has nothing to do with him. Let's just start."

"Row."

　　 nodded, the old director picked up a remote control from the table and pressed the start button.

　　 "Huh!"

　　 The curtain behind the stage immediately projected Chen Yu's big portrait.

　　 Chen Yu: "?"

"As you can see, Chen Yu is the subject of our internal meeting." The old director pushed the gold wire glasses with a serious expression: "About his situation, you already know a lot about him. For his training , I personally plan to take the following two aspects."

　　 "One, because of Chen Yu's outstanding martial arts talent, from now on, he will completely abandon his growth in martial arts and focus on digging martial arts abilities. He will be taught by the school's eighth-level martial arts masters."

　　 "Do you have any different opinions on this first article? Speak freely."

　　 Chen Yu immediately raised his hand: "I."

　　 "Except you." The old director added.

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 "It has only been half a year since you entered the martial arts world, and you have no knowledge of your own development. You only need to follow orders."

　　 After that, the old director knocked on the table: "Everyone, do you have any different opinions?"

　　"..."

　　 "If not, pass it."

　　 "I have." Suddenly, an 8th-level martial artist got up.

"Speaking."

　　 "I also carefully inquired about Chen Yu's situation. I found that in addition to martial arts talent, his talent in martial arts should not be underestimated. Even his first talent revealed was martial arts."

　　 When these words fell, the eyes of all the martial arts masters present became dangerous.

　　 The speaker sees it in his eyes and forgets it. He even stared back provocatively.

　　 The old director folded his hands and supported his head, his expression calm and quiet: "Go on."

"Okay. Chen Yu's physique is hundreds of times that of ordinary people. Even if he doesn't use his energy, he can still fight against the martial artist. This is definitely the most coveted talent of all martial arts technicians in the martial arts major. ."

　　 "Therefore, Chen Yu is usually able to easily leapfrog the challenge and defeat his opponent."

　　 "In the capital battle three months ago, he used his own power to kill the largest number of alien beasts on the battlefield. At that time, his level was only 2 but he was able to fight against 5 or even level 6 alien beasts."

　　 "You only need to think about it, and you will know what terrifying power Chen Yu can burst out when he reaches the 8th level. That will be the most powerful martial artist since the establishment of the human martial arts world."

　　 After finishing speaking, the 8th-level martial arts technician sat down.

　　 The other martial arts technicians on the scene responded one after another.

　　 "Yes, Chen Yu is a good seedling of martial arts."

　　 "Martial arts are not good. The mages are too brittle and can't stand it."

　　 "If you are a man, you should choose to be tough!"

　　 "Let me teach! With his talent, I will definitely return you an 8th-level Valkyrie within ten years!"

　　 "Mr. Lu Yu once said, "Don't be too greedy as a man. Bahuangyi wants you to major in martial arts, and Chen Yu wants more? It's endless? I have a MMP, do you **** want it?"

　　 "Big... Everyone suppresses the fire and calms down. In fact, I don't think it is helpful, but I can do both magic and martial arts. Chen Yu's martial arts talents are just abandoned, it's not very plausible..."

　　Professors of martial arts major, with a word of you and me, the empty auditorium has become a vegetable market.

　　 But to the surprise of the principal of Beijing University, the martial masters present did not refute all of them.

　　 Just watched calmly, plainly, and numbly.

　　 did not say a word.

　　 Soon, all the martial arts technicians noticed the abnormality, looked at each other, slowly lowered their voices, and finally closed their mouths.

　　 "Done?" The old director said hoarsely.

　　 "..." The scene was silent.

　　 "In the final analysis, whether you want Chen Yu to study martial arts or martial arts, the most basic one is which one can be better educated."

　　 The old director bent over and took out a big half-person tall box from under the table.

　　 With a "bang", it was placed on the podium again.

　　 Both hands were placed on the lid of the box forcefully, and the old director's eyes were cold: "One year."

　　 "What...what year?"

　　 "In one year, our martial arts major can guarantee that Chen Yu will be trained to level 8. Your martial arts major, can you?"

　　 "Impossible!" An 8th-level martial arts technician stood up suddenly: "Absolutely impossible! Do you raise pigs? Say you can raise 800 catties if you raise 800 catties?"

　　 "Crack."

　　 The old director opened the lid of the box without saying a word.

　　"Om—"

　　 The golden brilliance, bloom in an instant!

　　 Except for the already known 8th-level martial arts masters, everyone else, including Chen Yu and the principal, had their pupils shrunk suddenly.

　　In the box...

　　 turned out to be thousands of pills for enhancing spirit!

　　 All martial arts technicians: "Fuck..."

　　 Chen Yu: "Fuck!"

　　...

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