This Curse Is Just Awesome

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　　Madu, in a small tavern in a remote street.

　　 The head teacher drank the liquor in the glass, put down the glass, and wiped his mouth contentedly: "I knew your kid couldn't die."

　　 "I'm dead, who is drinking with you?" Chen Yu seemed to smile.

　　 "Fart. You never drank with me before."

　　 "But I have smoked with you." As he said, he also put down the wine glass, took out two Harbin cigarettes from his pocket, and handed one of them to the head teacher: "Come one."

　　 "As before, you really don't look like a good student." The head teacher took the cigarette and put it in his mouth skillfully: "I haven't changed the cigarette yet? Does this'Harbin' taste good?"

　　 "The main reason is strong, harmful substances, and enjoyable."

head teacher:"…"

　　 took a big sip, and before spitting it out, Chen Yu took another sip of white wine and asked: "Teacher, how are you recently? How are you?"

　　 Class teacher: "This is what I want to ask you. Even smoking and drinking, life is short, right?"

　　【Ingestion of hazardous substances: life span +3】

　　 Chen Yu: "It's okay."

　　 "For the sake of health." The head teacher stretched out his hand and squeezed out Chen Yu's cigarette: "Don't smoke this thing anymore."

　　 [Hazardous substance intake suspension: life span-1; health-2]

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 "What?" The head teacher raised his eyebrows: "What kind of look is that? Are you angry?"

　　 "No. It's just a sigh."

　　 "What are you sighing for?"

　　 "Excuse me for so long, you are still the same as when I was in high school." Chen Yu sighed as he flicked a cigarette.

　　 "Oh." The head teacher touched his hair: "Is it still that young?"

　　 "Still as a stumbling block, it keeps hindering my progress on the path of spiritual practice."

head teacher:"???"

　　 "To be honest." With a narrow smile, Chen Yu filled the class teacher with white wine: "I really didn't expect that I would meet you in the magic city so coincidentally in my lifetime."

　　 "Yes. I didn't expect it either."

　　 "I went to the ‘Hero’ monument to visit me as a lifesaver. Teacher, who do you go to see?"

　　 "Look at you."

　　 "Ah." Chen Yu was stunned.

　　 The head teacher picked up the glass and took a sip: "Look at your name, is it engraved on it. I will read it every week."

　　 "That's it..."

　　 "So, I'm so excited to see you alive. I'm so excited that I can't get drunk after drinking so much."

　　 "Understandable." Chen Yu nodded: "After all, you are the only one who succeeded in your education in this life."

　　 "..." The class teacher's drinking action suddenly froze.

　　 Chen Yu: "Just kidding."

　　 Class teacher: "You..."

　　 Chen Yu: "I finally transferred to another school. Strictly speaking, you didn't have a successful product."

head teacher:"…"

　　 Chen Yu: "Hahahahaha."

　　 After a moment of silence, the head teacher also smiled, and bumped Chen Yu's cup with the wine glass in his hand: "It's still the same Chen Yu from the past. It hasn't changed a bit. Come, let's have a drink."

　　 "When~"

　　 "Come again."

　　 "When~"

"carry on!"

　　 "Dangdangdang~"

　　 Quiet tavern with few drinkers.

　　Only at this table, Chen Yu, laughed and cheered, changing cups and pushing cups.

　　 That's not the luck of encountering old friends in another country.

　　 is not the joy of meeting again between the master and the disciple.

　　 is the joy of confirming that the old friend is still alive.

　　 Because in the last days, a breakup usually means goodbye.

　　Although this is often the case in the normal world...

　　 Wine has been around three times.

　　 Chen Yu helped the head teacher out of the tavern, looked up, and found that it was completely dark.

　　 "Car~" The head teacher leaned on Chen Yu's shoulder, retched a few times, and swayed to the side of the road: "Drive~Drive~Drive my car back."

　　 Chen Yu: "Master, don't throw up on me."

　　 "Driving~Send me~I~I'll go back...Oh!"

　　 "Oh, OK! Don't vomit!"

　　 took out the car key from the opponent's pocket, Chen Yu quickly opened the door of the co-pilot and sent the drunken head teacher in. Then he sat in the driving position, proficiently started the vehicle, and stepped on the accelerator.

　　 "Teacher, where do you live..."

　　 "click."

　　 The words are not finished.

　　 A pair of cold metal handcuffs were handcuffed to Chen Yu's wrist.

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

head teacher:"…"

　　 lowered his head, Chen Yu looked at the material of the handcuffs, then turned his head, and looked at the head teacher: "What are you doing?"

　　 "Drunk driving." The head teacher no longer looks drunk. With a serious face, Chen Yu also handcuffed Chen Yu's other hand: "According to my country's drinking and driving penalties, the driver's license is temporarily detained for 6 months. A fine of more than 1,000 yuan and less than 2,000 yuan will be imposed."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 "Anyone who has been punished for drunk driving and drunk driving again shall be sentenced to administrative detention for less than 10 days and his driving license shall be revoked. Those who drive drunk shall be investigated for criminal responsibility according to law."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 "I didn't expect it." The head teacher opened the zipper and took off his jacket, revealing the police uniform inside: "You are the same Chen Yu from the past, and nothing has changed. And I am no longer the head teacher of the second middle school."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　【Mental damage suffered: Spirit +8】

　　 Pulled out the car key, the head teacher pulled up the handbrake, triumphantly: "Dare to drive even after drinking, I am quite fat. I will find a driver for a while, so let's go to the police station to sober up."

　　 "I'm not drunk."

　　 "If you are drunk, you will be criminal."

"I am not sleeply."

　　 "That's what everyone says after drinking." The head teacher began to call the driver.

　　 "Ah... Didn't you come to the Demon Capital to study for advanced studies? How did you learn to become a policeman?"

　　 "I am a national brick." The head teacher took out a police cap from the back seat of the car and put it on his head: "Where is it needed, where can I move it."

　　 "...you are a real dog."

　　 "Thank you for the compliment. If you speak in a civilized manner, I can also consider not revoking your driver's license."

　　 "It's okay, hang up hard. I don't have a driver's license at all."

　　 "You can be a real punishment."

　　 It didn't take long for the driver to come.

　　 Chen Yu and the head teacher sat in the back row and continued to communicate.

The only difference between 　　 and the tavern is that the wine glass in Chen Yu's hand has been replaced with handcuffs.

　　 "It is very correct to return to the magic city at this time." The head teacher shook the key of the handcuffs in front of Chen Yu, and put it in his pocket: "Did the upper levels of the country arrange for you to come back?"

　　 "Why is it correct?"

　　 "Of course the danger has been lifted. A Mikami Yuu and a mysterious person, two successful cases of repelling the beast tide. It has fully proved the safety of the magic city."

　　 Chen Yu raised his eyebrows: "Then... don't you think I am a deserter?"

　　 "No." The head teacher waved his hand.

　　 "Why?"

　　 "The **** decides the head. How can we treat you as a deserter in this relationship. What's more... With your talent, dying on the battlefield is the biggest waste."

　　 "Can I cut in?" At this moment, the driver who controlled the steering wheel couldn't help but ask.

　　 Class teacher: "What are you going to insert?"

　　 "What is his talent? Can he allow him to avoid fighting?"

　　 "One province college entrance examination champion, plus the world high school championship. Is that enough?"

　　 Hearing this, the surrogate driver looked at Chen Yu through the rearview mirror in surprise: "So fucking?"

　　 "It's still the warrior who killed the most alien beasts on the battlefield in Beijing last time." The class teacher added.

　　 "Hiss!"

　　 The driver took a breath. Contributed to global warming.

　　 "Is this talent enough?"

　　 "Enough...enough, good fellow." The driver smacked his tongue, and the accelerator pedal subconsciously stepped on the bottom: "If this guy grows up, he might be a level 9 again!"

"Level 9..." The head teacher turned to look at Chen Yu and shrugged: "Level 9 is unlikely. He will be able to help the two adults, Yuu Mikami and the "Mysterious Martial Master" in the future, and I am very satisfied. Up."

　　 "That's pretty amazing." The driver licked his lips: "To save the world, those two people are enough. But some trivial things still need to be handled by others."

　　 Chen Yu: "...Brother, you really can talk."

　　 "To tell the truth, it has always been my forbearance." The driver curled his lips: "For hundreds of years, the warriors have not withstood even a beast wave. Compared with those two adults, the other senior warriors are the same."

　　 Upon hearing this, the two of Chen Yu had to look at each other and shrugged.

　　 The vehicle drove smoothly for a while.

　　 Chen Yu started another topic: "Teacher, have you decided to become a policeman in the future?"

"For now." The head teacher took off his glasses and wiped the lenses with his sleeves: "I still prefer to teach. But the magic city is now a waste of time and needs my help. Even if I'm just a little'Hello'" .

　　 "Ha." The driver in the front row smiled awkwardly: "This police officer, I was talking about the upper echelons of the martial arts world, and I didn't target you."

The head teacher did not reply to the other party or even glanced at the driver. He continued to say to Chen Yu: "Being a policeman does not conflict with my'training'. I can learn a lot of experience and skills in dealing with people. Yes. For a teacher, in addition to professional qualities, interpersonal communication with students is also very important."

　　 "Yes." Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "There is a plan."

　　 "What about you?" the head teacher asked in return: "What are your plans next?"

　　 "Go to school and improve by the way."

　　 "By the way, speaking of strength, what is your strength level now?"

　　 "Level 3."

　　 "...Awesome." The head teacher grumbled his teeth: "Level 3, in our hometown of Qingcheng, you can already be the mayor. Growth is so fast."

　　 "This is not enough."

　　 lowered his head, staring at his backpack, Chen Yu squinted his eyes: "Try to break through to level 8 as soon as possible. At least you have to have the capital to fight'formally' with the beast tide, rather than relying on opportunistic tricks."

　　 "For level 8..." the head teacher thoughtfully: "If you use your talent, you should have a chance to touch it in 50 years."

　　 "Fifty years?"

　　 Chen Yu curled his lips: "It's been too long. It's almost the same in fifty days."

　　 "Hehehe. Don't let others hear you."

　　 "Why?"

　　 "They will treat you as a second beep."

　　"..."

　　...

　　 Ye, Beijing University.

　　 After paying the fine, Chen Yu left the police station and returned to the Beijing University dormitory.

　　 Pushed open the door of the "404" dormitory, and saw the five brawny men inside, still in "peniculous cultivation".

　　 Hearing the door opening, everyone opened their eyes at the same time. Realizing that it was Chen Yu, he was immediately excited.

　　 "Brother Yu of Niubi! Are you back?"

　　 "Brother Yu from Niubi is back."

　　 "Brother Niu Bieyu is here?"

　　 "The cow is coming?"

　　 "Beep coming?"

　　 Chen Yu: "...I always think you are scolding me."

"How is that possible? Who dares to scold Yu brother." The muscular man walked in three steps and two steps, leaning in front of Chen Yu, and patted his chest: "Brother Yu, after you left, we watched your video again on the Internet. It's too awesome, on the battlefield of the beast tide in the capital city, even the 8th-level powerhouse can't kill you!"

　　 "Brother Yu! Fix it!" The slender man said excitedly.

　　 "Yes, take more repairs, Brother Yu." The muscle man No. 2 bulged his biceps.

　　 "Repair! Brother Yu!" Muscle Man No. 3 tore up his shirt.

　　 "Let's go!" The muscle man No. 4 slapped his chest.

　　 "...Wait for a while, I'm a little bit confused." Chen Yu covered his forehead and took two steps back, first tell me your names, what are they all. Then talk about other things.

　　 The slender man raised his hand: "Brother Yu, my name is ***."

　　 Muscle Man No. 1: "My name is ***."

　　 Muscle Man No. 2: "My name is **."

　　 Muscle Man No. 3: "My name is..."

　　 "Stop, stop." Chen Yu sighed: "Let's give you a nickname. You don't know why, you can't remember it."

　　 "No problem." The five people said in unison.

　　 "The name is just a code name, it doesn't matter what it is called." The slender man waved his hand and said, "Brother Yu, you can take it for us again."

　　 "Okay." Chen Yu nodded and looked at the slender man: "I will call you thin from now on."

　　 "Totally ojbk."

　　 "Then you..." Chen Yu turned his gaze to Muscle Man No. 1. "From now on, I will call you Muscle Man No. 1."

　　 Hearing this, Muscle Man No.1 was all over his body. After a moment of silence, he narrowed his eyes: "I don't know why, but suddenly there is a feeling...this'Muscle Man No.1' seems to be my real name."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 Muscle Man No. 2: "Then I am Muscle Man No. 2?"

　　Muscle Man 3: "I am No. 3."

　　 Muscle Man 4: "4!"

　　 "Brother Yu, what shall we call you from now on?"

　　 Chen Yu: "Let’s see Brother Yu."

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 Muscle Man #2 whispered: "The painting style is obviously different."

　　 "Don't pay attention to these complications." Muscle Man No.1 waved his hand: "Martial artist, the most important thing is strength. If we reach the level of Brother Yu, why not have a name?"

　　 "It makes sense!"

　　 "High-level people are worthy of a name."

　　 "Is this the rule of the universe..."

　　 "So." The slender man raised his fist and yelled: "Life is endless, and practice is endless!"

　　 "Cultivation!"

　　 "Fix it more!"

　　 "Brother Yu, come together!"

　　 Everyone in the dormitory seemed to be beaten with blood, and they vigorously surrounded Chen Yu in the middle, dancing with their hands.

　　 "..." Chen Yu stood there blankly.

　　 "Hi" for a long time, and seeing that Chen Yu could not be moved anyway, the five of them sat cross-legged with regret, mobilized their mental power, and began to practice.

　　 Putting down the backpack, Chen Yu jumped up and jumped onto his bed.

　　 I saw that the originally bare bedboard had been flattened with mattresses and clean sheets.

　　 In the center is a pure cotton pillow.

　　 Next to the pillow, there was a line of words—【Ge Yu, brand new three-piece suit. 】

　　 Obviously, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com was carefully prepared for Chen Yu by the five-member group in the 404 dormitory.

　　 "Hey."

　　 slapped his lips, he patted the bed, glanced back at his roommate who was "hard-working", was silent for a while, and said, "Or, I'll help you."

　　 "What?" Muscle Man No.1 opened his eyes in confusion: "Brother Yu, what did you say?"

　　 "I said. Take me one."

　　 Upon hearing this, everyone opened their eyes together and looked at each other excitedly.

　　 "Okay!"

　　 "Brother Yu, come!"

　　 "Quickly, give Brother Yu a butt..."

　　 Surrounded by five people, Chen Yu sat in the well-deserved c position. Cross your legs, thoughtful.

　　 "The so-called multi-cultivation, does it mean that everyone gathers mental strength together."

　　 "In that case..."

　　 Close his eyes, Chen Yu sinks into his dantian...

next moment.

　　 "Boom!"

　　 A terrifying suction power spread across the entire Beijing University campus in an instant.

　　 All the warriors in the academy opened their eyes at the same time with a shock...

　　...

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