This Curse Is Just Awesome

Vol 4 Chapter 67: Regarding why the good zombies are abnormal (2 inserted...

"Snapped!"

   reached out and grabbed the female zombie’s hair, holding it in place.

   Chen Yu turned his head and looked at BB: "Tell me, why does a zombie change shoes?"

   "Hmm..." BB lowered his head and groaned a little, and said, "Maybe she is a lady."

   "Oh." Chen Yu suddenly said, "That's understandable."

  BB: "Yeah."

   Chen Yu: "Yeah."

   Female zombie: "...Hmm."

  "..."

  In the spacious hall, there was a moment of calm.

   "What's the matter with you?!" Chen Yu raised his arm, cut off the head of the zombie with a sword, and shouted, "What a shit!"

   "Puff!"

   Plasma sputtering, head soaring into the sky.

   The female zombie was killed instantly, lying straight on the ground.

   "The lady is dead." BB said nerdy.

   "This is not a lady-not-lady relationship at all, right?" Chen Yu's face turned dark: "Obviously these zombies have a problem."

  BB: "What can a zombie have?"

   Chen Yu: "...Where did you learn these stalks."

  BB: "Our principal."

   Chen Yu: "I have the opportunity to see the principal of your kindergarten with my own eyes."

   "Okay!" BB was excited: "Our principal, we really like handsome guys."

   Chen Yu: "..."

  BB: "He will like you."

   "Forget it, I'm not going anymore."

   Crouched down, Chen Yu stopped talking with BB, but carefully observed the zombies.

   "Can cut wood."

   "I will change my shoes."

   "I still know the objects in the room..."

   "Is it incomplete zombieization? It has memories of life."

   checked for a while, he stood up, skillfully carried his BB, and continued to move towards the source of a stronger "infection rate".

   is different from outdoors.

   In the shuttle between the buildings, not many zombies were encountered.

   Therefore, in order to analyze and research more accurately, Chen Yu slowed down, and every time he encountered a zombie, he stopped and watched intently.

   First of all, zombie armor.

   When Chen Yu penetrated the load-bearing wall through “momentary movement” and entered a hall, Mr. Zombie Armor was running for fitness.

   Even the treadmill under my feet has long been broken into powder. But still sliding on the spot with the attitude of "Michael Jackson"...

   "Look." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and introduced to BB: "This is street dance."

  BB: "..."

   Next, it is the second zombie.

   This zombie lady, lying on a bed covered with fungus, holding a scrapped mobile phone, her eyes widened, staring at the screen tightly, she was very happy with occasional excitement...

   "Look." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and introduced to BB: "This is the rice circle."

  BB: "..."

   The third one is Zombie C.

   It's rather strange, using a half-squatting posture, frantically typing on non-existent keyboards.

   The terrifying corners of his mouth are still opening and closing.

   "Look." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and introduced to BB: "Through mouth shape analysis, it should be saying advanced words such as ‘cnm’, ‘SB’, ‘mmp’, and ‘WDNMD’."

  BB: "You always say the word'WDNMD', my lord."

   Chen Yu: "WDNMD, when did I say it?"

   Then, it was the zombie.

   This Mr. Zombie, squatting in front of the toilet, holding a fishing rod, fishing steadily like an old dog.

   Even though Chen Yu and BB appeared, they just glanced back calmly.

   "Look." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and introduced to BB: "This is the angler. You have to throw a rod to cross the Naihe Bridge."

  BB: "..."

   Finally, it is Zombie Ding 2.

   It stood on the balcony where the wind was whistling, facing the vicissitudes of the city below, the sturdy unicorn arm worked wildly.

   Chen Yu: "..."

   "Look!" BB was excited, stretched out his hand, and introduced to Chen Yu: "This is that the orcs will never be slaves."

   "Why the Orcs?" Chen Yu frowned.

   "Isn't a single dog a beast?"

   "...the beast Nima! Go!"

   all the way.

   After Chen Yu's deliberate observation, he discovered the same phenomenon among these individuals.

   That is the zombies, who will continue to repeat the "before alive" behavior.

   Addicted to sports.

  Indulge in rice circles.

   Addicted to fighting.

   addicted... addicted.

   "If this is the case, can these infected animals be used by humans."

  While marching, Chen Yu thought.

  In the real world, human beings are always at a disadvantage in the battle against the animal tide.

   If you can manipulate the "monsters" in various foreign realms and fight against other animals, it might be a good way to reduce human casualties.

   Just like the zombie animals in the current [Jiain Alien Land].

   has not completely become a zombie, there is a theoretical possibility of "domestication".

  "..."

   "Use magic, fight against magic..." Chen Yu ran to the end of a string of buildings, looked down, and muttered to himself.

   "Now?"

  BB doubts: "My lord, what did you say?"

"It's nothing."

   After regaining consciousness, Chen Yu observed the geographical environment below while waiting quietly.

   [Unknown infection! 】

  【Sense +123. 】

   "The damage from the infection is getting stronger and stronger. The direction is right."

   Leaning forward, maintaining a jumping posture, Chen Yu ordered: "Scan and see to see if there is something special in front of you."

"it is good."

  BB nodded obediently, his pupils focused, scanning the front in a fan shape.

   For a while, he said: "There is a group of zombies, all in a circle, behaving strangely."

   Hearing the words, Chen Yu's spirit was stunned: "What a weird method?"

  BB: "They are never slaves to the orcs."

  "..."

   "I asked you to find something special!" Chen Yu roared.

  BB frowned and retorted: "A group of zombies gather together to do handicraft, isn't it special?"

   Chen Yu: "Are you special... well, it's really special."

   "So, shall we take a look?" BB was eager to try.

"Snapped!"

   Chen Yu slapped BB's head: "Look at a dei?! What I said is special, not this special!"

   "Oh." BB seemed to understand, looked at the distance again for a while, and said: "There are also a group of zombies, there are a lot of them, and they behave strangely."

   "How weird?"

   "Dancing square dance."

  Chen Yu's forehead blue veins appeared: "Are you going to change the personality."

   "I'm a girl. And I'm not a human, so how can I set it up."

   Chen Yu: "..."

  【Mental damage suffered: Spirit +8】

  BB: "My lord, you are talking."

   Chen Yu: "What is the name of the principal of your kindergarten, I have to talk to him."

   "Zhuge Wu Yong."

   "Okay. Now the topic ends here. You look through it again, don't look for weird things, but look for special points."

   "Special point?" BB tilted his head: "You mean special..."

   Chen Yu: "..."

   "Look, you don't know what is special, and BB also... don't know." BB aggrieved.

   After a moment of silence, Chen Yu sighed and waved his hand tiredly: "All right, you say one by one, don't let go of any one. I will be responsible for screening."

"it is good."

   BB turned from sorrow to joy, rubbing hands in excitement. Then he looked forward and reported from left to right.

   "My lord, at nine o'clock, two zombies are fighting."

   Chen Yu: "Over."

   "My lord, at 9:15, three zombies are fighting. There are five zombies fighting next to him."

   Chen Yu: "Skip the fight."

   "Okay." BB nodded, his eyes moved: "At 10 o'clock, a group of zombies are holding a placard."

   Chen Yu: "What is written on the sign?"

   "I can't see clearly, it's roughly ‘fate is also fate’."

   Chen Yu: "...over."

   "My lord, in the direction of 10:30, a few zombies are skateboarding. It's so miserable, they fell from the head."

   Chen Yu: "..."

   "Can't pass it?" BB asked back.

   "Over."

   "Well, my lord, at 11 o'clock, more than a dozen foreign zombies are playing football."

   Chen Yu: "Over."

   "Okay. My lord, 12 o'clock..."

   "Wait a minute." Chen Yu suddenly interrupted, wondering: "How do you know that a dozen zombies are foreign?"

  BB: "Because the national football team hasn't played so well."

   Chen Yu: "...day."

  BB: "My lord, I don't recommend you to do this."

   "It's been!" Chen Yu was irritated.

   "Next is the 12 o'clock direction, hundreds of zombies seem to be... uh... seem to be engaged in an exhibition."

   "What is it?"

   "The zombies of cos."

   Chen Yu: "..."

  BB frowned and squinted his eyes to observe: "Oh, a female zombie is twisting on the ground, and a female zombie next to him called for security."

   Chen Yu: "...over."

   "Yeah. At 1:20, six little zombies are beating pia."

   Chen Yu is going crazy: "What is pia?!"

   "It's a fan card. If you turn it over, you win." BB turned his head back: "My lord, haven't you played in kindergarten?"

   Chen Yu took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and squeezed a word from his teeth: "Pass."

   "In the direction of 1:70, a zombie dog was scratching the glass."

   "Over."

   "A female zombie is scratching the dog."

   "...over."

   "A male zombie is scratching a female zombie."

  "..."

   "An old zombie is scratching..."

   "Stop." Chen Yu finally couldn't help interrupting, screaming: "Let's talk about these zombies, what the **** is 1:70?!"

   "It's 2:10."

   "Over!"

   "At 2:40, a group of zombies are making a movie..."

  "..."

   "...fuck!"

   Accompanied by a foul language, Chen Yu's mentality finally collapsed, covering his head in pain.

   "This group of zombies are **** sick, right?!"

  BB: "Can you become a zombie without illness."

"you shut up."

   BB's mouth does not move: "I also have a sound device in my stomach."

   Chen Yu: "..."

  【Mental hurt; spirit +6】

   "My lord, are you okay?" BB's face was worried.

"…carry on."

   "Yeah. At 3 o'clock, a group of zombies are singing in a chorus. At 3:30, a Mr. Zombie is emitting black smoke. At 4:15, two Mr. Zombies are kissing. At 4:30..."

"stop!"

   Chen Yu raised his head fiercely, and looked in the direction of 3:30: "Say again, at 3:30, what's wrong?"

   "Oh." BB was stunned, his eyes moved back: "At 3:30, a lady zombie is emitting black smoke."

   "Why does it emit black smoke?" Chen Yu frowned.

  BB: "Maybe it was changed by sister Bagui Tao."

   Chen Yu: "..."

  BB: "Quickly use the blog to cool down!"

   "Enough of you..." Chen Yu sighed: "You are no longer the BB you used to be."

   "Huh." BB raised his head and looked at the sky, milky and milky: "It will always change."

"you are not human."

   "That becomes faster."

   "...Stop talking nonsense. Tell me more about the zombie."

   Hearing this, BB regained consciousness, carefully observed for a moment, and said: "This zombie is very tall and strong. It is not the same as normal humans."

   "Where is it different?"

   "He actually wears clothes." BB looked at Chen Yu and said solemnly: "Even you don't wear clothes often."

   Chen Yu: "WDNMD. Talk about business!"

   "Well. Except for wearing clothes, the smoke on his body does not seem to be caused by burning, but a substance proliferating from the skin."

   "Put on clothes and release black smoke..."

   squinted his eyes, Chen Yu thought for a while, lifted his BB on his back, and jumped off the tall building: "Let's take a look and talk about it. Grasp it."

   "Do you need to bring blog posts to it?"

"To shut up!"

   "I have..."

   "Shut down the mouth too!"

  BB nodded: "Hmm."

   "Pump."

"boom!"

   Both feet landed, and Chen Yu burst out, like a bullet fired, rushing straight forward along the road.

   did not even leave afterimages.

Wherever    passed, the ground exploded and zombies flew across.

   "Huh!" The BB who was lying behind Chen Yu condensed his eyes, and slapped his shoulder quickly: "Huh!"

   "Put it out."

   "Hmm!"

"say something!"

   "You...you told me to shut my mouth."

   "Believe it or not, I will sew your mouth?"

  BB immediately said with a serious face: "My lord, the smoking zombie is running."

   "Are you hiding from us? Did you find the two of us?" Chen Yu frowned.

   "I don't know, but the direction it left is exactly the direction we are chasing."

   "Then we should have been discovered." Chen Yu increased the frequency of his legs: "How fast is it?"

   "I was faster than you just now. But after you speed up, you are not as fast as you. Oh! It... it's also speeding up!"

"Ah."

   Chen Yu sneered, and immediately ran the full power of the vitality in the lower abdomen.

   "Boom!"

   Up to 3 levels of air waves, instantly exploded!

   rolled up a piece of dust and wolf smoke.

   "A zombie can be faster than me?"

   "Yes." BB agreed: "You are the fastest in the world!"

   Chen Yu: "..."

   "Ah...you...what do you think of me like this."

   "How can a normal sentence come out of your mouth is a bit abnormal."

  BB blinked: "Maybe the listener is interested."

   "...you are not right."

   "Boom!"

   "咚咚!"

   "咚咚咚..."

   The fast Benz makes the distance between the two get closer and closer.

  The smoking zombie seems to be able to monitor Chen Yu in some way. After realizing that he was about to be overtaken, he immediately changed his escape method.

   gave up going straight, chose a curve forward, and began to hide deliberately.

   But as it can observe Chen Yu.

   The BB on Chen Yu's back can also be clearly observed.

   No matter how it changes direction, if it hides, it can't escape Chen Yu's chase.

   "Awesome!" Chen Yu suddenly sighed as he ran.

   "What's awesome?" BB tilted his head: "Is it Shan Dong and Cao County?"

   "...Don't worry, I will kill the principal of your kindergarten sooner or later."

"what…"

   "I said it is awesome, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is your perspective. In addition to teleportation and swords, the perspective function can also be so helpful."

   "Because..." BB put his little head on Chen Yu's back, and said tenderly: "Every successful man has a biochemical woman behind him."

   Chen Yu: "..."

"Roar-"

   As the two of Chen Yu kept getting closer, the "smoky zombie" became anxious, opened his mouth wide and let out a stern roar.

   The sound was so loud that Chen Yu's ears hurt behind him.

   Immediately after, within a few kilometers, all the zombies seemed to be irritated, one by one shouted and killed Chen Yu.

   "My lord!" BB was startled: "Attached... the zombies nearby are all surrounded."

   Stretched out his little finger and buckled the itchy ear canal. Chen Yu raised his hand and drew out the long sword, his eyes staring: "Then, kill them all..."

   "They are bare now." BB reminded.

   "Huh!"

   Chen Yu waved his hand and threw BB directly...

   "Goodbye baby, tonight you are going to sail."

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