This Curse Is Just Awesome

"This curse is great (!

Ice city, referred to as ice.

It was called Shangjing in ancient times.

It is a city with a huge total area.

When the doomsday came, because the length of the city wall needed to be built was too long, the authorities simply abandoned the two districts and moved the population in, and then the city wall was built within the stipulated time.

Entering the city, Chen Yu didn't delay much, so he stopped a taxi and took everyone in.

"Is it a martial artist? Where to go?" The driver's expression was flat, and there was no awe of the martial artist in other places.

"Go forward." Chen Yu waved.

"The front is a wall."

"Crash."

"……are you crazy?"

"We just came here and don't know where to go. You just need to drive it and get the watch."

"Yes." The driver nodded and put in gear: "If you say that, then let's go to Moscow."

Chen Yu: "It doesn't snow in Moscow, I follow the waterway to Singapore."

"Singapore has so many cockroaches that I can't compare it to Kuwait."

"There are always wars around Kuwait, and the best scenery is Monaco."

Driver: "...skr~"

"Buzz..."

When the accelerator was stepped on, the body slammed and drove fast along the road.

Putting the BB from his back into his arms, Chen Yu turned his head back and commanded: "Ma Li, book a few tickets to Changling City. I will leave tomorrow, no more than noon."

"No problem." Ma Libi gave an OK gesture: "After entering the city, the Internet will come. I will contact my butler to order."

"You are going to Changling?" Hearing the conversation between the two, the driver turned his head.

"Yes. Master, look ahead, don't look at me. Do I have a mirror on my face?"

"It's okay." The driver waved his hand: "On these broken roads, I have been driving for decades, and I can go even if I dig my eyes."

"Rework the system?" BB interjected suspiciously.

Driver: "Huh?"

"She's talking nonsense, you don't care about it. Go on." Chen Yu covered BB's small mouth.

"Hmm...hmm? Where did I go?"

"Your daughter-in-law is carrying you."

"Oh yes!" The driver reacted and patted the steering wheel angrily: "Fuck, I drove rentals day and night, and gave her all the money she earned. She was exhausted, she even messed with my neighbors behind my back! His mother is a man...Huh? Fuck! When did I tell you about my daughter-in-law?"

"It's all here anyway, so let's go on." Chen Yu suggested.

"roll!"

The driver stepped on the brake angrily and stopped in the middle of the road: "Believe it or not, let you go down?"

"Master, don't listen to him nonsense." Ma Yan hurriedly rounded off: "You continue to drive."

After glaring at Chen Yu, the driver released the brake and slowly stepped on the accelerator: "Where did I just say?"

Ma Yan: "Say your daughter-in-law is carrying you."

"Well, yes. She is not a good old lady, know? Lao Tzu... Why is the topic still my daughter-in-law?!" the driver roared.

Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "Secondary show, absolutely."

"Squeak—"

The vehicle stopped again, and the driver turned dark: "Get off."

"Don't make trouble, just get anxious." Ma Li jumped out to make a round, took out a few hundred yuan bills from her pocket, and handed them to the driver: "Come on, master take it."

The driver was silent for a moment, reached out his hand for the banknote, and restarted the engine.

Ma Li: "Master, don't talk to them, let's talk."

Driver: "Okay. I think you little girl is a little kind. What are we talking about?"

Ma Li: "Talk about your wife."

"...No daughter-in-law! I don't have a mother-in-law! Talk about a barren daughter-in-law?!"

"Good, good." Ma Li immediately comforted: "Master, you have no daughter-in-law, don't get excited. Didn't your daughter-in-law run away with the neighbor."

driver:"……"

The vehicle stopped on the side of the road for the third time.

In the driving position, the driver's eyes were dull, and he stared forward.

The sad thing that is constantly aroused is like a toilet brush, rubbing against the withered yellow inner wall...

"squeak--"

At this time, a traffic policeman approached on a motorcycle, took out a pen and paper, and knocked on the window: "Driving violations, a fine of two hundred, pay attention next time."

Immediately, the driver cried.

Tears were dripping.

"Good." Chen Yu patted the driver's trembling shoulder, took out two hundred from his pocket and handed it to the traffic police.

The traffic policeman glanced at Chen Yu, tore off an invoice, nodded and left.

"Don't be like Teacher Luo, it's not worth it to cheat."

"You..." The driver looked at Chen Yu with teary eyes, "How do you know my last name is Luo?"

"It's written on your badge." Chen Yu took out a piece of paper and handed it to the driver to wipe his tears. He turned around and sighed to Ma Li and the others: "Look, feelings are the most hurtful thing. People are stupid."

"Yeah." Ma Li nodded.

"It's pitiful." Ma Yan nodded.

Only Chen Siwen's forehead blue veins went straight: "You guys be your own people."

"Brother. As the saying goes, where is there no fragrant grass on the horizon? Why don't you go to the nightclub to find it?" Chen Yu hugged the driver and lowered his voice: "Meeting is fate. I will take you to health care tonight, and we will cover all expenses."

"Really?!" The driver suddenly raised his head, no longer feeling sad.

"Not bad." Chen Yu said his few Northeast dialects.

"Okay. I'll give my brother a few waivers." The driver licked his lips excitedly, shifted the gear, and stepped on the gas pedal: "If you want to talk about the health care of our ice city, it is well-known in the country. Bathing, scrubbing, and sauna. , A set of massage...Bashidban. I also happen to be a health care provider, which place I haven't known?"

Chen Siwen: "..."

"Brother is awesome!" Chen Yu also rubbed his hands vigorously: "I heard that the best thing in our ice city is to take a bath, how to rub it?"

"It's simple, it's just a large group of people soaking in the pool, simmering for a while, then steaming it, lying on the board, sprinkling some milk and some salt..."

Chen Siwen: "Spread some pepper aniseed."

"Yes, anyway, you can sprinkle whatever you like...Wait, there is an anecdote!"

Chen Siwen: "Even if there is no anise, I feel that you are cooking."

"Don't talk nonsense. This is our Northeast feature. By the way, where did you come from?"

"Mountain Province."

"Mountain province, it's a bit far." The driver hesitated as he shuttled through the alleys, "The Northeast is so chaotic now. Staying here in the south, why are you here."

Chen Yu: "Take a bath."

"Oh!" The driver suddenly said, "That's reasonable. I'm addicted to rubbing, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't rub it for a week."

"Yes, although I haven't rubbed it, I am also addicted. It feels that the end of the day is at hand, and this custom of rubbing should be applied as an intangible cultural heritage.

"The young man has a spectrum." The driver nodded, "This is a bathhouse that is not that big, or else the strange beasts come and give them a meal, maybe the strange beasts are also addicted, so I won't eat us."

Chen Siwen: "...Why are your topics getting more and more perverted."

"Don't talk." Waved his hand, Chen Yu continued to ask the driver: "Brother, just take a shower, is there anything you need to pay attention to?"

"Pay attention to speaking, learning and singing." The driver was serious: "Do you know Guo Degang and Benshan?"

"I know."

"They came from taking a bath, then."

"Oh!" Chen Yu was surprised.

"Stop making the customer amused, will they come next time? Chatting is part of the bath. Don't be timid when you rub it. Even if the master rubs your calf, you have to separate your thighs and talk to him. "

"Sou Ga..." Chen Yu was stunned.

Chen Siwen covered her face: "You two talk about something that people on earth can understand."

"Also, taking a bath is also a man's time." The driver lowered his voice.

"How do you say?" Chen Yu was curious.

"The more the man, the rougher the scrubbing towel he takes. Only thin bath towels are used by women."

"There are such rules?"

"That must be. It's all our unspoken rules. You are a big man, it hurts when you rub, and the scrub master doesn't like to take care of you."

"Sweep to death..." Nodding knowingly, Chen Yu swept a circle outside the window and pointed to a shop and said, "Master, stop at the hardware store in front."

"What are you doing?"

"I buy a bath towel."

Everyone: "..."

"Squeak..."

After ten seconds, the car stopped.

Chen Yu got out of the car and entered the hardware store like a trot, shouting, "Is the boss here?"

"Here." The female boss held instant noodles in her mouth and walked to the counter, not caring about Chen Yuwu's identity: "What do you want, just say it."

"Is there any sandpaper?"

"Have."

"Bring me two of the roughest."

...

Not long after, Chen Yu took the big bags and sat back in the taxi: "Brother, go ahead."

"What are you buying?" the driver asked curiously.

"Bath towel." Chen Yu took out a piece of sandpaper.

Everyone: "..."

"Clay stick." He took out another file.

Everyone: "..."

"Toothbrush." ​​Steel brush.

Everyone: "..."

"There are also some disposable slippers, washbasins, razors, etc."

Everyone "..."

"man."

After a long while, the driver didn't hold the steering wheel, and admired his hands: "Man!"

Chen Yu proudly: "Man?"

"man!"

"real man?"

"pure."

"Then take the men to a vigorous place."

"Go!" The driver puts in the fifth gear: "I'll rub the intestines out for you."

One turn, seven rounds.

In just five minutes, the vehicle reached its destination.

"This is it."

After getting off the bus, the driver pointed to the red plaque above: "Brother, don't worry. I can't find your place just because you invite me. This is not expensive and is popular for consumption, but the decoration and techniques are really good."

"Okay, brother, you are good at it, that's it." Chen Yu picked up his bath tools and turned to look at Ma Li and the others: "What are you doing in a daze? Go in?"

"No...no." Chen Siwen took three steps back: "I still won't go."

"I'm not going either." Ma Li took two steps back: "I'm not used to so many people washing together."

Ma Yan took out a foldable surfboard from nowhere, excited: "Can you surf inside?"

Ahead, the driver looked at Ma Yan, then looked back at Chen Yu, and stopped saying: "Where did you... come from..."

Nosy.

Including BB, everyone finally entered the bathing center.

The most high-end package of 688 per person.

Including bathing, sauna, scrubbing, massage, accommodation, food, etc.

Everything.

"Let's start then." Carrying a small bag, Chen Yu said goodbye to Chen Siwen and the others: "My brother and I are going to the male guest department, and you go to the female guest. We will gather in the lobby tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock."

After all, without waiting for the four people to react, they turned and disappeared behind the white curtain in front of the male guest with the driver.

The large bathing room in the northeast shares a changing room and a large bathhouse.

When Chen Yu and the driver entered the dressing hall, they saw that there were already a dozen people in the house.

There are clothes to go.

More to go in without clothes.

Raising his wrist, looking at the card in his hand, Chen Yu looked for his own locker: "Well... there, number 249, right in the middle, perfect! Great! What's your number, brother?"

The driver swiped his hand card: "250."

"We are next to each other. It's nice."

Picking up his small pocket, Chen Yu swaggered to the front of the closet, took off his coat, revealing a sturdy body of tendon.

"Brother, you deserve to be a warrior. This figure is tsk tsk." The driver exclaimed, and took off his shirt, sitting on the foreskin bench in front of the closet: "Seeing your muscles, I remembered where the car was just now. You guys. Go to Changling City?"

"Yes." Chen Yu took off his pants.

"Why are you going to Changling? There have been wars there."

"Fighting?" Chen Yu was puzzled: "Is the fight now?"

"Have been fighting!"

"Huh? Didn't it mean that the support of the magic city has just started?"

"Madu? What support?" The driver was dumbfounded.

As an ordinary person, he does not have such a rich and accurate source of intelligence as Chen Yu.

Chen Yu also realized this immediately, and changed the subject slightly: "Or back to Changling, who will fight with whom over there?"

"Fair fairs. Fair fairs are fighting with the official government and local families of Changling City. I heard that fairs are also fighting between fair fairs. Anyway, there is a mess of porridge. You can't get good juice there."

"Really..." Chen Yu thoughtfully.

"Can I still lie to you? I suggest that you don't leave tomorrow, and continue to play in the ice city for a day, and then honestly return to the south. Even in the northern city, 600,000 people have become wood. What can't be said? Then it's Ice City's turn."

The driver took off all his clothes freely, turned his underwear, and stood up: “Living a day counts as a day. It’s better to be digested by a strange animal, but turned into wood.”

Upon hearing this, Chen Yu suddenly understood.

Why in this city, no matter the driver, the shop owner, or the waiter in the bath center, no longer awe of the martial artist.

Because in today's situation, there are only two roads left in front of mankind.

Or die of the animal tide.

Or died of a conflict of power.

The capital is gone, and the tide of beasts will never be defeated.

So in a "must die" life, what can people fear...

In the bottom of my heart, he sighed lightly.

Chen Yu got rid of the cranky thoughts in his mind and began to take off his clothes intently.

No matter how the world changes.

His goal is always firm.

That is, find a suitable foreign land and think of a way to transfer human beings there.

By the way, increase the curse level and increase the strength.

"Wow..."

When Chen Yu stood in the C position in the locker room, after taking off the last piece of clothing.

The original noisy noise of the audience, like the spread of the plague, gradually became silent.

"Snapped."

With his hands on his hips, Chen Yu stood up and raised his head. He glanced at the dumbfounded driver, and then glanced at the shocked men in the audience. A sense of comfort that could not be described in words swept through his body.

This.

That's why he came to take a bath in the Northeast!

Picking up a small pocket~www.readwn.com~Chen Yu walked into the bathing hall with a connor step.

"Pattern."

"Pattern."

"Patter..."

The sound is crisp, clear and audible.

But that is not the sound of footsteps...

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