This Curse Is Just Awesome

"Crack..."

"Kacha..."

Qingcheng, the second floor of Alien Plaza.

Chen Yu looked at the fragments of the space-time door that fell off like glass, and his thoughts were full.

The expression of the BB on his back is equally complicated.

"Are you sure to follow me?"

"Ok."

"Then I really can't go back."

"Yeah." BB nodded.

"Kakacha—"

"Wow..."

With the last burst of noise, the huge gate of time and space disappeared.

Only tan fragments all over the floor were left.

"No more..." BB murmured.

"I have a hunch." Chen Yu knelt down, picked up a fragment, and played with it in his hand.

"What premonition?"

"Maybe it won't be long before I will go in again."

"Huh?" BB was puzzled: "Didn't you say that you can't go back again?"

"..."

Chen Yu was silent and did not explain anything.

He took out his backpack, opened the middle pocket, and filled the debris on the floor.

Seeing the BB next to him, he hurriedly came up to help.

"Very lucky." Chen Yu said while pretending to be.

"talk about me?"

"No, I mean me. Very lucky." Chen Yu shook the glass ball on his hand and explained: "Do you know anything about humans?"

"There are some."

"Human society has countries. In Asia, official rights are generally strong. Therefore, under normal circumstances, the disappearance of a foreign land is definitely news that shocked the whole country."

Chen Yu shrugged: "Especially the instigator like me. The last one to come out is absolutely unlucky. Fortunately, the country disappeared last month. Isn't that lucky?"

"Oh..." BB seemed to understand.

"Wow."

Lifting the backpack, tightening the zipper, Chen Yu beckoned: "Okay, just install these for research. Leave the rest."

"Yeah." With a light jump, BB skillfully lay on Chen Yu's back.

Chen Yu: "...you get down first, put on your clothes and then go out."

"It's okay." BB refused: "This is good."

"It's not a question of whether you think it's good or not. Isn't this crazy if you don't wear clothes in the public?"

"You didn't wear it either."

"What's wrong with you... Gan! What is comparable to me? And I didn't say I don't wear it?"

"What are you doing here?"

During the dispute between the two, the woman selling tickets on the first floor alone rushed to see the two undressed and was shocked: "Who are you?"

When she noticed Chen Yu who was not wearing clothes, Huarong was even more pale: "Youkai?!"

Chen Yu: "..."

…

five minutes later.

Chen Yu put on a pink down jacket, twisted his waist left and right, and checked up and down: "It seems a little tight. BB, how about you?"

BB put on a sweater and a pair of gray long trousers, and awkwardly stepped his legs: "There is... a little loose."

"Can you walk?"

"You can walk, it's not very convenient."

"It's okay, go back and find you a new suit."

"Okay." BB nodded obediently, and then pointed to the female conductor who fainted on the ground with only her shirt and **** left: "What should she do?"

"No one came to this strange land. I woke up in two minutes. Leave her alone."

With that said, Chen Yu took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills from his backpack, placed it under the conductor, and took BB away.

Leaving the alien square, he stood in the middle of the T-shaped intersection, thinking for a moment, and decided to lead BB to Ma Li's side.

Because he didn't know how to explain to Mother Chen.

When a family lived together, a little girl suddenly appeared, and she was not quite used to it.

And when he went to Ma Li's house, he happened to have some things to deal with, which was convenient.

At this point, Chen Yu picked up BB and turned around.

Along the way, BB was dumbfounded, his small neck twisted and twisted. Pedestrians, vehicles, flower beds, trees... Including buildings rising from the ground, everything seems to be in your eyes.

"Prosperous, right?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

"It's amazing..." BB was shocked: "This...is this the world of human adults?"

"Ok."

"Many people. Each one is different."

Chen Yu: "?"

"Each one is unique." BB sighed: "As expected, noble human beings."

"Wait, don't your glorious robots look different too?"

"Our looks are random. But the types are all fixed templates." BB explained: "Look at humans, there are tall and short, fat and thin, old and young, male and female... Oh, there are males and females. The Glory Robot is the same."

"No, it's not the same." Chen Yu said: "We still look like men, but we are actually women. We are thief and beautiful, and we are also women, but we are actually men."

"Oh!" BB was surprised: "Awesome..."

"Just talking about gender, there are even more powerful." Chen Yu chatted with addiction: "For example, upper body female, lower body male. Upper body male, lower body half male not male. One side is female and the other is male, or both men and women are in one. Physically..."

"Oh!" BB covered his mouth: "No... you deserve to be a human being. A hundred flowers bloom."

"It's a good word." Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "But I would even recommend "Hundred Ghosts Night Walk"."

"Ghost? What is a ghost?"

"It belongs to a part of humanity, with many branches and a huge scale. There are evil ghosts, wicked ghosts, drunkards, smokers, gambling ghosts, female ghosts, poor ghosts, dead ghosts, **** ghosts, devils, little devils, foreign devils... etc. Among them It's the most powerful. Known as the hegemony of ghosts!"

"It's wonderful..." BB's vision widened, and then he sighed in frustration: "It would be great if I were also human."

"Don't think about it."

"what?"

"People are not so good."

Talking all the way, not long.

The two entered the Qingcheng villa area and came to the front of Ma Li's house.

I don’t know when, Ma Li’s house became Chen Yu’s activity base...

"What a beautiful house." BB raised his head and exclaimed: "The human world is really beautiful."

"You are late. If you are earlier, I will take you to the capital to see. Where is more prosperous."

"Can't it work now?"

"Well. The capital is destroyed. Now there should be only ruins." Chen Yu thought: "I have a chance to take you to the magic city, it's not bad there."

"it is good."

"Go in later, don't talk nonsense. Just follow me."

"Ok."

Without knocking at the door, Chen Yu walked in with BB and pushed open the door of the villa.

"Kang Dang!"

The door opened.

In the hall, there were more than 20 men who were hung on the shelves without clothes.

Under the group, there are seven or eight beautiful maids.

Every maid still holds a whip in her hand...

Chen Yu: "..."

BB: "..."

"Boom."

The door was closed again.

Chen Yu turned his head and asked, "BB, have you seen it?"

BB: "Look... I saw..."

Chen Yu: "Go, I will take you to wash your eyes."

BB: "You can deduct it and redo the system."

Chen Yu: "Good idea."

Not long after the two of them had gone, Ma Li stumblingly pushed the door and ran out: "Brother Yu! You are here."

"Don't touch me!" Chen Yu took a big leap, and distanced himself from the other party: "Broad days...No, blue sky and white sun...No, the wind is beautiful...The troops are under the bright sky, what are you doing?"

Ma Li stammered: "I...we didn't...why."

"So... the picture that has been rushed, why haven't you done it?"

"I can't help it." Ma Li said, "The Bahuang tribe has more than 20 dead men. The underground garage is occupied by Bahuang Yao. I have no place to put it in other places. It can only be placed in the lobby on the first floor."

"Why hang up?"

"If they are **** and put together, they always make small moves to untie the rope. You can't run when you hang it up."

"Why didn't you wear clothes?"

"They have a group of dead brains, and it doesn't make sense. They always think about hiding messy things to harm my subordinates. One of my maids has been stabbed." Ma Li tired: "It can only be stripped, and the injection is convenient."

"What about the whip?"

"I don't know this." Ma Li shrugged, "My maids all want to use whips. I don't know what it means to say that it is finally their turn to play this time."

Chen Yu: "..."

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu hugged BB and left: "Let's go, I will take you to wash your ears again."

BB: "You can buckle it down and redo the system."

"Can the ears also redo the system?"

"Yes."

"Awesome..."

"Wait...wait a minute." Ma Li hurried around to stop Chen Yu: "Brother Yu, you always have to solve those dead men? Keeping them in my house is not a solution."

Chen Yu: "It's not a solution to put it in my house."

Ma Li: "..."

"Fine."

Seeing the other's increasingly unkind eyes, Chen Yu scratched his ears in embarrassment: "I'll help you solve it. Don't make more than 20 dead soldiers live in your house for ten months, but when you go back, you will become thirty."

Ma Li: "Brother Yu, you really can talk."

Reaching out, adjusting the collar of BB in his arms, Chen Yu's smile disappeared: "Take me to see Domam."

"Domam?!"

"Oh, it's Bahuang Earthquake."

"call…"

Hearing this, Ma Li heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately turned to lead the way: "Brother Yu, please solve him quickly. These more than 20 dead men are too difficult to take care of. Three meals a day require comprehensive nutrition, not even shit. They are all at the same time, so there are no toilets in my house."

"Deserves to be a dead man." Chen Yu praised: "Professional."

Go around the main villa.

The three of them walked through the pavilion along the cobbled road and walked to the side villa on the right.

While walking, Ma Li looked back at the BB in Chen Yu's arms.

Chen Yu expressionlessly: "Just ask."

"I wanted to ask for a long time, but didn't dare to speak." Ma Li slowed down and leaned in front of BB: "Who is this little girl?"

"You...Hello." BB waved his hand: "Dear human beings, my name is BB."

"Respected human adult?" Ma Li was surprised and looked at Chen Yu: "What does she call me?"

"If you see anyone in the future, you don't need to add a respectable name." Chen Yu patted BB's head: "You just call her... um... eh? What's your name, Ma Li?"

Ma Li: "...horse horse."

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "I will call her a horse from now on."

"Hello." BB waved again: "Ma Ma."

Ma Li was silent for a long time: "This is your child, right?"

Chen Yu was puzzled: "Why do you all say that."

quickly.

Everyone came to the side villa.

Ma Li took out the key to open the door, led Chen Yu into the house, and saw Bahuang Zhen in a windowless room.

Different from the dead men in the lobby of the main villa.

Bahuang Zhen was dressed normally, sitting on the wooden bed honestly, as if he was closing his eyes and resting.

"Has the deactivator hit?" Ma Li asked the maid at the door when she walked into the room.

"It's over." The maid nodded: "It's just been an hour."

"Okay, let's retreat."

"Yes."

"Wait." Chen Yu put down the BB: "Ma Li, take her out too."

"My lord..." BB hesitated.

"It's okay, just treat her as stinky **** and ignore her."

BB: "Good."

Ma Li: "..."

"Boom!"

Angrily closed the door, Ma Li and the three left.

In the room, only Chen Yu and Bahuang Zhen were left.

"Hey, are you dead? Squeak." Sitting on the chair, Chen Yu raised Erlang's legs and patted Bahuang's shoulders.

"Chen Yu." Bahuang shook his eyes and looked at Chen Yu calmly.

"Yes, it's me."

"When will you let me go?" he asked.

"When, can you not contact the Bahuang headquarters."

Bahuang shook his head, "After I go out, I will contact you."

"Snapped!"

"That's all right." Chen Yu clapped his hands: "You can't get out in this life."

"Then don't go out." Bahuang Zhen closed his eyes again.

"Really when I didn't dare to kill you?" Chen Yu's tone became colder.

"Dead man, never fear death."

"..."

Chen Yu scratched his chin, feeling tricky.

These dead men really don't eat oil and salt, and don't eat hard and soft.

A month ago, the exchange with Bahuang Zhen let Chen Yu know.

Retrieving the body of "Bahuang Yao" was an order from the Bahuang clan.

The purpose is naturally to do research.

And this Bahuang Yao's father didn't even have any doubts, all he thought about was to send his daughter's corpse to the headquarters for others to deal with and spoil him.

Chen Yu couldn't understand how Bahuang Yi and Bahuang Yao spent their childhood growing up next to such an inhumane dead man.

"Dog stuff." Chen Yu stepped forward, lowering his voice: "I've told you many times. Bahuang Yao didn't die at all, but if you send it up, she will die."

"It doesn't matter whether she died or not." Bahuang shook his eyes: "Her corpse, the family wants it. If you don't give it, it is an enemy of the Bahuang clan."

"Isn't Lao Tzu now an enemy of the Bahuang Clan?" Chen Yu spread his hands: "You have uprooted all of your Qingcheng clansmen."

"So you are playing with fire."

"..."

Looking at each other for a long time, Chen Yu suddenly sat back in the chair and changed his direction: "Okay, you are a good father. Since you questioned your daughter's death, what am I still stopping here. Anyway, it is the mess in your family."

"As it should be."

"Then make a deal."

"What a deal."

"Aren't you going to complete the task?" Chen Yu squinted: "Give me something and I will give you Bahuang Yao's corpse."

Bahuang Zhen stood up, expressionless, but a flash of excitement flashed in his eyes: "What is it."

"..." Chen Yu was silent.

He could see that the change in the other person's eyes was only because of the excitement of completing the task.

"sorrow."

Spit out two lightly, Chen Yu also stood up and said: "A kind of martial arts, the lock of clever and secret transportation."

When these words fell, Bahuang Zhen's face changed slightly.

"It seems you know this thing." Chen Yu smiled.

"What do you want this for?"

"Don't worry about it." Chen Yu looked away: "Bring it with martial arts, and give you the corpse."

In the past month, Chen Yu finally thought of a way to resurrect Yahuang Yao.

Learn the trick of "The Lock of Smart Secret Transport". UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

Then find a criminal at random and bind him and the criminal to each other.

After binding, he committed suicide.

After his death, Yahuang Yao will be resurrected.

Then kill the criminal.

When the criminal dies, he will be resurrected.

With such an operation, won't he and Bahuang Yao both live?

And this trick is played well, he and Bahuang Yao can be infinitely resurrected, crazy card BUG!

"Invincible."

Thinking about it, Chen Yu showed an "idiot" smile.

But the words immediately following Bahuang Zhen made his smile stiff.

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