This Curse Is Just Awesome

Vol 2 Chapter 22: Welcome home

   sat in the mecha, Chen Yu patted his thigh: "Come on, sit here."

   "But...but sword..."

   "What sword? Didn't you say you gave me away?"

   "Ah..." BB opened his mouth: "Whh...when did you say...said..."

   "You are scared." Chen Yu curled his lips and handed the long sword back: "Give it to you, can I really want it? How big is my face."

   "Thank you... thank you sir."

  Putting the long sword into the top of his head, BB sat on Chen Yu and activated the mecha.

   But as the mecha lifted into the sky, BB kept moving.

   Chen Yu frowned: "You fart*stab?"

  BB: "..."

   "Don't move, what are you doing?"

   "You...you..."

"What's wrong with me?"

   "You are not wearing clothes, it is not comfortable to sit on you..." BB lowered his head.

"Snapped!"

   Chen Yu patted his bald forehead: "By the way, I don't have any clothes on... But what is so natural..."

  BB: "..."

   "Whatever, go first, find a place to get clothes."

   "Where to go?" BB asked.

   Unknowingly, the leader of the two was replaced by Chen Yu.

   "Now don't contact any of the Glory Troop humans, and don't contact the Origin Robot. The communication has been leaking. Next time, we may not be able to avoid it."

   "But only with a mecha, you can't return to the moon..."

   "Who said you want to return to the moon?" Chen Yu's eyes flickered.

   "Then...Where to go?"

   "Do you know the location of the alien server?"

   "You know...huh?!" BB was shocked: "You...you are going to..."

   "No. I'm just asking." Chen Yu leaned back on the seat: "Alien server, are you with aliens?"

   "This is not clear. The news of alien civilization has not been updated for a long time."

   "Oh...Is the server well guarded?"

   "No." BB shook his head: "The alien server is in the old alien spacecraft. Our Rongguang has used a sound detector to see through it, and there is no other mechanical reaction except the running server."

   "Then why don't you use missile bombing?

   "The server will fight back. And it's inside the spacecraft. The outer wall of the spacecraft is very thick and too hard to explode easily."

   "You can send troops to attack."

   "It can't be done. It is 10,000 meters underground, and the tunnel is full of high-voltage power grids, and it cannot be accessed at all."

   "High-voltage power grid..." Chen Yu's eyes flashed.

   To say this, he is refreshed.

"Decided."

   Chen Yu waved his hand: "Go to the alien server. Borrow my sword, and I will destroy it for your glory..."

  ...

  夜.

   Halfway through their journey, the two of them randomly found a forest to land.

   Perform trimming.

   Chen Yu, wearing a straw skirt, started a fire.

   and skin the hunted animals and grill them.

   "Zizi..."

   The sound of grease heating made Chen Yu couldn't help but rub his hands and move his index finger.

   "Is this the food for human adults?" BB sat aside, watching the meat curiously.

   "Yes. What do you usually eat for glory?"

   "Change the battery."

   "...Alright, when I didn't say it."

   Picking up a piece of eight mature meat, Chen Yu blew out: "Puff."

   Then he bite down three-quarters, chewing contentedly.

  【Eating: Hunger +41】

   "呱唧呱唧..."

  【Eating: Hunger +46】

   "呱唧呱唧..."

   wiped out four or five pieces of meat one after another, Chen Yu sucked his finger and found that BB was staring at him unblinkingly.

   "What are you looking at."

   "How does it feel to eat?"

   "...you taste a piece?"

   stretched out his hand and took the lean meat that was handed over. BB followed Chen Yu's way and spit on the meat: "Puff."

   Chen Yu: "..."

   Then, she took a bite of the meat and chewed hard.

   "呱唧...呱唧..."

   Chen Yu: "Is it delicious?"

   "I can't taste the taste." BB licked the corner of his mouth: "But this warm touch... is great."

"Eating, the most wonderful thing is its taste." Chen Yu took a piece of five ripe, and bit down three-quarters: "Even if the same ingredient is different, the taste is different. Putting seasoning is a kind of taste. Not letting it go, it's another taste."

   BB **** his fingers: "Humans... are so good."

   "Humans also have bad things. For example, eating bad food can lead to poisoning, disease, parasites, etc..."

   Speaking of this, Chen Yu sighed: "I really want to feel it."

  BB: "..."

   "You are welcome, come and eat."

   "Thank you."

   Several catties of meat were cleaned up by the two.

   After a brief tidying up, Chen Yu lay on the grass, looking at the night sky: "There are no stars in this world."

   "If you leave the atmosphere, you can see it." BB replied.

   "That's boring. Looking up at the starry sky is the instinct of mammals, and sometimes it is not just for'seeing'."

   "Really..." BB couldn't understand.

   "Don't talk about this, let's talk about other things. How old are you."

   "683 years old."

   "..." Chen Yu turned over: "...Go to sleep."

   "Are you not talking?"

"have got to go."

  In the forest, immediately fell into silence.

   The flame burning "click" sound is very helpful for sleep. Chen Yu was not drowsy.

   After a while, he turned his head and saw BB staring at himself: "Why do you stare so big in the middle of the night? Don't you sleep?"

   "I don't need sleep."

   "But I need it. Can you help me?"

   "Yes!" BB immediately sat up: "Say it, what do you want me to do?"

   "Can you do everything?"

"Yes it is."

   "Really...willing to do everything?"

   "Right?" BB tilted his head in confusion: "What are you going to do?"

   "Then I will try your performance. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"

   Chen Yu suddenly lay down in the shape of "奆" and pointed to the back of his head: "Knock me."

  BB: "..."

   "Hurry up."

   "Why... why?"

   "This is massage, the highest level of enjoyment for human beings. Just knock it, and I can fall asleep."

   "That..." BB raised his hand tentatively and patted Chen Yu's head lightly.

"Snapped!"

"Is that right?"

   Chen Yu turned his head: "Bird droppings are more powerful than you. Use a little force!"

"Snapped!"

   "Have a little more!"

   "Pop!"

   "Strong! Push!"

   "Papa Papa..."

   "What are you doing?" Chen Yu turned around again: "How about showing your weakness in front of me? Can't you work harder?!"

   "Boom!"

   "Why are you sick?"

   "咚咚!"

   "Do you have myasthenia?"

   "Duang!!"

   "…………zzZ…"

   retracted his hand and looked at Chen Yu who was asleep, BB thoughtfully: "So..."

   "Humans sleep like this..."

  ...

   "Whoo-"

   The next day, in the morning.

   The mecha carrying Chen Yu and BB finally reached the destination.

   Zone A-Alien spacecraft.

   "Pattern."

  The mecha landed, and Chen Yu jumped off, looking at the familiar hull of the spacecraft ahead, his face was covered with black lines: "Fuck..."

   "Isn't this the place where I came out?"

  ...

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