This Curse Is Just Awesome

Vol 2 Chapter 6: How honored are you?

   After entering the house.

  The shooting team started to move, set up the camera and put on the lights.

The host sorted out the clothes, and said with a formulaic smile: "After a brief exchange with Chen Yu's family, we came to Chen Yu's home. It can be seen that the conditions of Chen's family are very ordinary, even a bit poor. But this is also a side effect. It proves that Chen Yu is not easy. He needs to put in several times more effort, hard work, and hard work than ordinary people to achieve today's success..."

   "Crack."

   Before finishing speaking, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom with a cigarette in his mouth.

   "Huh..."

   Under all eyes, Chen Yu spit out a smoke ring and raised his eyebrows: "Are you guys?"

  Host: "……"

   Cameraman: "..."

   "Chen...Chen Yu!" Mother Chen was surprised: "When did you learn to smoke?"

   "Oh, I just learned it today." Chen Yu skillfully flicked the soot, took another breath, and ejected from his nostrils.

   Everyone: "..."

   "Quickly pinch the cigarette, they are shooting a documentary for you." Mother Chen shouted.

   "Oh. Wait a minute." Nodded, Chen Yu continued to take a few sips, flicked his cigarette butt, spit out more than 20 cigarette rings, and then shivered: "It's done."

   Everyone: "..."

   The photographer leaned over and asked the hostess, "What should I do?"

   "Tell Xiao Li, I just pinched that paragraph."

"it is good."

   calmly stepped on the cigarette butt, the hostess smiled and handed the microphone in front of Chen Yu: "Hello, Chen Yu, it is a great honor to be..."

   Chen Yu: "How honored are you?"

  Host: "……"

   "Chen Yu!" Chen Siwen couldn't help showing her head from the kitchen: "Don't tell me the old terrier! People come from the stadium to interview you, you should be serious!"

   "Oh." Chen Yu suddenly took off his shirt, revealing strong muscles, his face was serious, his fists clenched, his spirits tense, and he assumed a standard boxing posture: "Come on."

   "..." The host picked up the handkerchief and wiped his sweat subconsciously: "Chen...Chen Yu, just interviewing...you don't have to be too serious..."

"Oh!"

   "You put on your clothes first..."

"Ok."

   The cameraman came over again and asked in the host’s ear: "Is this paragraph also pinched out?"

   "Pinch off, pinch off..."

   Then, Chen Siwen came out with hot tea.

   Under her watch, Chen Yu immediately became honest a lot: "Sit, let's sit and talk."

   In the narrow living room, everyone backed two steps at the same time, leaving room for the host and Chen Yu to sit down.

   Picking up the tea, Chen Yu took a sip, raised Erlang's legs, pulled his feet, and scratched his face: "Let's talk, let's talk about it."

   "..." The host swallowed and forced a smile: "Chen...Chen Yu, what do you want to say about your winning the top prize this time?"

   "I just want to know the 1 million prize of the champion, when will it be called. How much tax deduction will be deducted."

   "...What I am asking is how you feel after becoming the top pick."

   "After the top pick?" Chen Yu frowned: "My parents are not top picks."

  Host: "……"

   "My family, I am the champion."

   "Chen Yu." The hostess's mouth rose stiffly: "You may not understand what I mean, I..."

   "Then your expressive skills are too bad."

  Host: "……"

   Chen Siwen shouted angrily: "Chen Yu!"

   "Okay." Chen Yu shrank his neck: "You repeat, I will try my best to think carefully."

   The host took a deep breath and asked, "What do you want to say about your winning the top pick this time."

   Chen Yu: "……"

  Host: "……"

   Chen Yu: "……"

  Host: "……"

   Chen Yu: "……"

   The host’s smile gradually disappeared: "You said it!"

   "Am I thinking." Chen Yu frowned.

   "Then are you thinking about it now." Chen Siwen on the side was expressionless.

   "Think well." Chen Yu nodded: "For this champion, um...I have nothing to say."

   "Mom, bring our kitchen knife." Chen Siwen's forehead was blue.

   "Good, good! I said! I didn't say it!" Chen Yu was dissatisfied: "I have no experience, I don't know how to say it."

   "You...you can refer to the statements of other champions." The host is tired: "For example, for this champion, what time do you get up and practice every day, what have you experienced..."

   "What other champions say?" Chen Yu was puzzled.

   "A lot of people say that."

   "Really? I don't believe it."

  Host: "……"

   Chen Yu: "Hahahahaha..."

  Host: "……"

   Chen Yu: "Don't you find it funny?"

   Moderator: "Do you think it's funny?"

   Chen Yu: "Oh, I shouldn't be laughing, right."

   "……"

   After a long silence, the hostess had to change the direction of inquiry: "Chen Yu, when preparing for the exam, what time do you get up every day to practice?"

   "I don't practice." Chen Yu frowned, "It's not a few days since the college entrance examination. With such precious time, I can't play without playing."

  Host: "……"

   "After college, is there still such an excitement in high school?"

   The hostess only felt a burst of hotline coming out of her abdomen: "I...I don't understand what you mean."

   "It's very simple." Chen Yu spread his hands: "If you don't work hard, what's the use of grinding the gun?"

   The host's eyes lit up, and finally heard a useful sentence from Chen Yu's mouth: "You mean that you only work hard at ordinary times and you don't panic before the college entrance examination, right?"

   "I don't usually work hard~www.readwn.com~Everyone in the house: "..."

   "Hey, don't be convinced, the grandfather of Qingcheng is the grandfather, all day long, except for eating and sleeping, nothing else. Who do you learn? What do you learn?"

   "Chen Yu!" Chen Siwen flushed with anger: "You are talking nonsense, don't interview!"

   "That's OK." Chen Yu stood up decisively: "I'm back to the house."

   "Don't! Don't!" The host quickly pulled Chen Yu: "Talk to you, don't leave..."

   "Then chat?"

   "We will chat and talk..."

   "Yeah." Sitting back in the chair, Chen Yu took a sip of tea and took the initiative to attack: "Are you usually working hard?"

   "I think I'm relatively motivated."

   "Why is that a host?"

   "...go up...arranged by superiors..."

   "Oh. How did you score during the college entrance examination?"

   "I went to college smoothly, but didn't play in the official competition."

   "I got a pretty good grade in university entrance, what do you want to say?" Chen Yu asked.

   "I am more grateful to my alma mater, because when I first entered the school, my grades were not good... wait..." The host clenched his fist: "I interviewed you!!"

  ……

   When the filming team finished the interview and left the Chen family, everyone on the team was dejected.

   "This is pinched. This is also pinched. Pinching! These are even more pinching..." The host walked, and pointed on the camera screen.

   "...Sister Wang, you have pinched everything you said."

   "How much is left?"

   "It's all about your self-introduction when you enter the door..."

   Everyone: "..."

  Host: "Fuck!"

  ……

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