There’s No God in Show Business

It is an old variety show. In each issue, several popular stars are usually invited as guests to participate in interactive games and interviews. Occasionally, some of the latest popular film crews will be invited to participate, which can achieve the effect of publicity and hype the news.

Lin Xi did not expect that Li He would invite him to participate, because this show has a long history in the TV history of the Tianx Dynasty, occupying the throne of the year-round ratings. The show generally has a limited number of invitations, and like him, he only plays a supporting role of the male No. 4 in the play, basically there is no chance to participate in this show.

Originally Lin Xi thought it was the crew of this year's viewing seeds, and gave a few more guest seats. But when he really came to the backstage and was ready to take office, he discovered that the only invited people were Li He, Xia Cheng, Cheng Hanfei, Guo Liwen, and Han Qing, and he was only six people.

He could not help turning his head to look at Li He, with a hint of gratitude in his eyes.

Li He noticed Lin Xi's sight and turned to Lin Xi.

The low-lying old man today deliberately wore a rather formal black vest and a plain gray director hat. Li He left the camera with a kind and kind face, and said cheerfully, "What happened to Lin Xiaoqiu, this is the first time to participate in such a show?"

At this time, a staff member hurried to the backstage, called Cheng Hanfei to the front desk, and then ordered Lin Xi to prepare for the stage.

Lin Xi nodded and said he knew, then turned to face Li He, and said with a lip smile, "Thank you." Although there were not many words and the tone was not very enthusiastic, it was a word out, giving to people I feel very serious.

Li He naturally, his big palm slammed Lin Xi's back hard, and laughed: "Come on, Lin Xiaoqiu!"

Although it occupies a large audience in variety shows nationwide, in today's slump in TV entertainment, the production team occasionally hires special "guests" to serve as audiences, which can fill the empty audience seats and also Active atmosphere.

But today, in this propaganda program set up specifically for the crew, the production team was surprised to find that they did not hire an additional "guest audience"! In other words, when the guest list for this issue was just announced on the official website, in just one day, the audience tickets had been swept away!

At first they were surprised, and the last time it caused this unprecedented situation was a year ago. At that time, the show specially invited He Shushan, who had not had a work for half a year, to have this kind of guest full. But when they looked at the list of invited guests, they finally realized.

The popular front-line ninth summer city, the currently normalized Jade girl head Cheng Hanfei, the entertainment industry's evergreens Guo Liwen and Han Qing, plus Tianxian Linxi, who has a lot of fans on the Internet ... In this lineup, it is unrealistic to think about it. .

"Then our game session 'Wisdom vs. Touch' is now over. Penalties will now be imposed based on the results of the two teams. Is the guest of the red team ready?" The humorous words and flexible and diverse hosting styles are deeply loved by the audience.

The short-haired woman in a small red skirt standing next to Lin Xi heard this and immediately said: "Dar brother, we have been hosting the same stage for so many years, and you have the heart to watch me accept such a cruel punishment?" Moderator Ai Cheng, although her voice was full of complaining coquettish gestures, but her expression was completely inconsistent with the language, and her handsome and beautiful face was full of anticipation.

"Well? Sister Ai, don't give me face. You've played so many episodes. Today, I want you to take part in the competition instead of Li Dao. Before the game, you still have all kinds of guarantees. Now you're insane? No way hahaha!" Big Harco naturally understood the meaning of his old partner. He saw the sign held high by the deputy director of the audience— "Let Li He accept punishment", and said down along Ai Cheng's words.

Ai Cheng seemed to have received the gold medal arrow, raised her chest in both hands and made a satyr-like shape, and said, "Yes! I'm competing for Li Dao! You can't pit me like this, I'm here for you. "

Ai Cheng ran to Li Dao as he talked, sitting on a chair unreasonably and never willing to get up again, saying, "No matter what, Li Dao, you have to come and help me. I ’m such a big yellow girl To accept this punishment, do you have patience, patience? "

Li He was furious: "Then you see my old man being punished, do you bear it again, do you bear it?"

Li He learned Ai Cheng's tone again, and a few messy hair jumped out of his hat, looking amused and happy. Of course, Ai Cheng refused to eat this set, and he refused to stand up. "Where is Li Dao! How old are you? You are strong and strong, you are trembling, you are living forever, you are living with the sky, you ..." "

"Okay, let's talk about it, I'm Tianwang Laozi. You girl, can't I go!"

As soon as Li He said this, everyone in the audience laughed and held their stomachs back and forth. Even Cheng Hanfei, who was standing side by side, couldn't help covering her cheeks with crimson cheeks, and saw Lin Xi sigh helplessly, only to smile bitterly.

Because he is one of the three unlucky red teams.

In this "wisdom match" game, six guests are divided into two groups, and each group is divided into two teams, red and blue, to conduct an intellectual quiz game. When the lottery was drawn before the game, he was divided into a group with Xia Cheng and Li He. Li He chose Ai Cheng to participate in the competition for the reason of "old age, can't grab the button".

Lin Xi was still wondering why the production team spoke so well this time, saying that it would be changed if it was replaced. You know, when he came out to participate in the show not long after his debut, he was really stubborn.

Sure enough ... Is it foreshadowed in such a place?

Every time he and Xia Cheng grabbed the button and were ready to answer, Ai Cheng suddenly came to the microphone, gave a non-sneer answer, and finally gave the opportunity to the Blue Team. He felt helpless but couldn't say anything. This is obviously an entertaining effect of the show, and it has also obtained results from the constant laughter of the audience.

Watching Li He was "rushed" by Ai Cheng back to the red team, Lin Xi concealed the smile in his eyes. The three stood together, waiting for Big Harco to announce the punishment.

Big Harco looked at the three men standing in front of him--

Between the two handsome little handsome guys ... Awkward little old man who suddenly fell down, how to look a little bit ... It is a hindrance to aesthetics. Big Harko just wanted to announce the punishment, and somehow couldn't help smirking at such a funny scene.

Li He glared sensitively and shouted, "What are you laughing at?"

This is really three hundred and two silver-free here. The crowd who had not responded for a while and laughed after a while, even Lin Xi could not help but bend his lips and laughed, and the atmosphere in the auditorium was again It's a bit hot.

After seeing that the atmosphere of the audience was thoroughly heated, Da Hao took the opportunity to announce the penalty content of the losing team, and added a fire: "This game's punishment content was randomly selected by the computer to the audience of three, and the failure of the team This was done by three members. The three viewers each asked three questions to the failed members, and the members would bring our 'Testing Hearts' machine to answer. If the answer is wrong ... ”Big Harco's voice pulled Long, stunned the appetite of the audience and guests present.

He suddenly turned around and reached out to the backstage. Several staff members in black clothes pushed a seemingly sophisticated machine onto the stage.

"If the answer is not the true answer, our machine can detect it and impose the worst, most terrible and terrible punishment ever on lying guests!"

Ai Cheng did not know when he had returned to his place, and in conjunction with the words of Da Hao, deliberately made a fearful action, raising his voice and saying, "It won't be that ..."

Big Harco smiled mysteriously, "Which one?"

Ai Cheng's eyes widened: "Really that ?!" The tone was full of panic, but the eyes were full of jokes and watching lively.

Big Haha laughed, turned and shouted to the audience, "Do you know who the audience is?" After that, he reached out and pointed the microphone towards the audience.

Just listen to the audience shouting in unison: "Yes, that one!" The expression was excited, his face flushed.

Lin Xi looked at the scene in amazement with a little surprise in his heart. It's been several years since he last participated in the show, and he never knew when the show had such a famous punishment program.

Lin Ximo thought for a while, but didn't get the answer, his elegant eyes froze slightly, looking far away like a picture of a beauty who helped Qingqing. The yelling of the audience was a little bit more enthusiastic. From time to time, some people took mobile phones, digital cameras, etc. to take pictures of the guests on the stage.

The computer quickly selected three lucky spectators from the audience and the staff took them to the stage to participate in the event.

Lin Xi sat in the third position on the innermost side of the stage, leaving the staff to put metal sensors on his temples, chests and wrists. Several black plastic-wrapped wires are connected to a large black machine from one end of the sensor, and three carbon ink pens are constantly sliding on a long white strip of paper, with a distance of less than five centimeters. The whole device looks very similar to the polygraph in the movie, and it has a frightening effect.

After Lin Xi thanked the staff who helped post the sensor, the three lucky spectators have come to the stage and queued up to ask questions.

The first one to play was a fat guy in a white leather jacket. He was a man in his early seventies and weighed at least 180. He looked pretty stubborn. At first glance, Lin Xi thought of Wang Fangxiao who had just met Fat man.

The fat guy was flushed and looked very excited. It seemed to be the first time he could reach these stars. Lin Xi smiled with a clear smile, his eyes were mild, and his black broken hair covered half of his forehead. He looked relaxed, without the slightest nervousness that he might be questioned.

Naturally, this kind of entertainment program can't really make any unexpected mistakes. Generally, the so-called lucky viewers are pre-arranged "actors". Even if they were randomly selected at the scene, the staff member will specifically inform the other party what questions should not be asked, or even specify a question, and ask the audience to ask questions to regular guests.

If you want to say who is least likely to be named at the scene, it is naturally Lin Xi. He is the youngest in terms of qualifications and the youngest in terms of seniority. Therefore, Lin Xi did not have any pressure at all in this punishment, but just went on the stage in coordination. As for the so-called "that" punishment, it is probably even more insulated from him.

Sure enough, the fat guy in the white jacket took the microphone handed over by Ai Cheng and said excitedly: "Then ... Director Li He, I'm your loyal fan. I'm looking forward to it. After taking photos and films, I would like to ask when can I enjoy this work on TV? "

The first question was almost painless, or it was simply a face given by the show crew to Li He, so that the show crew could publicize it in advance and tell the audience the premiere time.

Li Heqing cleared his throat and said, "First of all, I am very grateful to this young man for his love of my work. This TV series will soon be broadcast on Hongguo Satellite TV. Since the enthusiastic audience has asked questions, I will not hide it. New Year's Day next year, as scheduled Meet the audience! "

Immediately after the words were spoken, there was a warm applause from the audience. Thus, the first problem is considered to be over. Later, the young man asked Li He and Xia Cheng one more question. The "Measuring Heart Talk" machine did not produce any abnormal response, and everything went smoothly.

The second lucky viewer was a short-haired gentle girl. She shyly twisted a few times and held a microphone to ask Xia Cheng: "Xia ... Xia Cheng, I ... I'm your moat guard."

Xia Cheng heard a moment's silence, but soon put away the surprised expression on his face. He bent his lips to reveal a handsome and charming smile, and nodded and said, "Thank you for your love and support. After the show, you can come to me in the background to take a picture and sign for you."

The audience immediately started to stir up, from time to time, some fans started to say "I want ah ah" "Xiacheng I have to sign" "Xiacheng ah I am also a city guard" and so on.

Suddenly, the scene was lively again.

After having a few words of Xia Cheng, Da Haro, who has rich experience in hosting, successfully brought the topic back to the game punishment link.

The girl with short hair flushed and asked, "I would like to ask Xiacheng, do you have a girlfriend now?"

Lin Xi's light amber pupil narrowed slightly, he looked at Xiacheng sitting beside him indifferently. The other party wore a light gray tight sweater today, and the slightly long black hair covered the eyelids. From Lin Xi's perspective, he could only see half of the handsome faces, but could not see his expression.

Lin Xiyan's lips twitched slightly, and a bad hunch came up in her heart: this kind of question ... can't be answered. If Xiacheng really has a girlfriend, then ...

"I don't have a girlfriend."

Lin Xi was still thinking, and suddenly he only heard Xia Cheng decisively say the answer. He subconsciously turned his head to look at the white note, and saw that the three carbon ink pens trembled a few times. Just when Lin Xi thought that something was going to happen, the three polygraph pens were stably fixed in a safe range of five centimeters. Inside, slide slowly.

Ai Cheng looked at the traces of pen and ink on the big screen and said, "It seems that our summer city really has no girlfriends. What are the majority of female compatriots waiting for? Let's do it!"

It seems that it is really an accident. Generally, in such entertainment programs, it is rare to ask the celebrity's private life in this kind of lie detection. The confusion in Lin Xi ’s mind just disappeared. Suddenly, the short-haired girl took two steps forward and asked, “My second question is to ask Lin Xi, which actor do you think is the whole TV series? The most handsome? "

"..."

The audience was in trouble.

Han Qing, who was standing on the sidelines to watch a good show, quickly picked up the microphone and said, "Lin Xiaoqiu, you really have to answer this question well, you Han brother and I are listening here."

Guo Liwen immediately gave Han Qing an elbow and said with a smile: "Don't put gold on your face, Lao Han. Lin Xiaoqiu, you answer carefully, haha, don't give Lao Han face."

Lin Xi naturally understands that this is just an entertainment gimmick, and everyone will not take it seriously. He Yuguang saw Xia Cheng carefully watching him silently, but couldn't help but feel solemn and solemn in his face, saying, "It's me."

Guo Liwen looked at the motionless polygraph on the big screen and couldn't help teasing: "Ha ha ha ha, Lin Xiaoqiu you are so narcissistic, do your parents know?"

Lin Xi smiled slightly and never spoke.

The next question came back to Xia Cheng. Without the trickyness of the first two questions, it passed on lightly. However, the increasing difficulty of asking questions made Lin Xi feel a little bit wrong. It always felt that ... this punishment was not so simple.

The last lucky spectator was a little girl with long hair wearing a small red cape. She looked very pretty at first glance. Among the star-studded stars standing on the stage, they were not too inferior. The little girl took the microphone that Big Harge handed over, and one of them almost fell to the ground without holding it firmly.

Lin Xi originally laughed a few times because of the little girl's astringent movement, but when he saw the little girl in the red cape running upright to himself, the smile on his face gradually faded. Lin Xi's exquisite phoenix eyes widened slightly, swallowed saliva, and felt only a few violent jumps at the temples--

This ...

As if seeing a prey, the wolf's green eyes ...

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