There is a Little Fairy Farmer in the Country

It's not just Lin Langtian who remembers his good brother's money.

Similarly, Lin Chendong also knows his old man's capital. After all, they grew up together, and they all know how much flesh he has on his body.

"Good brother, men can't do other things, but this one can't do it. This is a man's face, do you understand." Lin Langtian said to his good brother while biting the delicious crayfish patties.

"Okay, I'll pass on this mentality to you later, but let's say, you can't be older than me, and you can't be taller than me!" Lin Chendong said, thinking that since childhood, he can't compare with his water gun.

"..." The beauties sitting in the gazebo nearby were also speechless when they heard Lin Chendong's words.

Men, it's shameless to talk about such topics as soon as they meet, and they are still here, so shameless.

"Good brother, you are too domineering." Lin Langtian was still thinking just now, he must be stronger than Lin Chendong.

"Then do you want it?" Lin Chendong asked the veteran.

"Yes, yes, I just need to grow another four or five centimeters and make it thicker!" Lin Langtian said with a smile.

Afterwards, Lin Chendong passed the "Overlord's Qi Refining Technique" to Lin Langtian, an old iron man, and gave him a elixir for him to practice in the mountains tonight.

That's right, let him practice on the mountain instead of letting him go back to the village, and let his ancestor look after him so that he won't have any problems in training.

As for whether Lin Langtian will sleepwalk into Hanling's room, don't worry about it, Lin Chendong believes in this good guy, even if he has lust, he doesn't have the guts, and he won't do it, at most he only verbally adjusts it #Play a few sentences and make a joke.

"Brother, will you become stronger after taking this elixir?" Lin Langtian opened the jade bottle and asked while looking at the fragrant elixir inside.

"You think too much, as for the three or four days, and during these three or four days, you don't want to have sex with women." Lin Chendong washed in the green pool for a while, and then slowly came up from above.

"It's just three or four days, no problem, for the sake of my woman's happiness, I will endure it for three or four days." Lin Langtian put away the pill and said.

"After we finish our work, my father of the motherland will help you protect the Dharma. Tonight you will stay here and practice hard, get through the two channels of Ren and Du, and open up the eight channels of Qi the day after tomorrow, and then enter the innate realm. It won't take long, you He is a master." Lin Chendong said to this good brother.

"Hmm, um..." Lin Langtian copied the Viagra in his backpack and followed Lin Chendong.

What's next, needless to say, everyone can guess, although this method is a little violent, but Lin Langtian is the favorite, and Lin Chendong has not waited for it.

Lin Langtian grabbed the old Taoist priest's hair, dragged him from the woodshed to the woods, and slapped him fiercely, "My good brother's enemy is his enemy."

"Xiao Mao, you dare to beat me, do you know who I am? Believe it or not, I will call dozens of masters to kill you every minute." This innocent real man watched himself being beaten in the face by an ordinary small farmer.

"Call dozens of masters every minute? Hehe, you are overthinking. From the day after tomorrow, I will clean up this country. From now on, there will be no masters. Even if there are masters, they will be loyal to me." Lin Chendong smiled. He said: "Old man, feed him these boxes of Viagra!"

"Brother, who is this trash? Talking so arrogantly?" Lin Langtian and Lin Chendong have almost the same personality, offending them will definitely not end well, no matter who you are.

"This old ghost, whose title is Wudao Zhenren, is a very powerful master, but he is now abolished by me." Lin Chendong looked at his old iron, and began to feed Wudao Zhenren with medicine.

"Oh, real man,

That's even better, eat more, I'll feed you ten pieces first! "Lin Langtian fed Viagra to the old Taoist: "By the way, there is another old ghost in the firewood room. Do you want to bring him over too, and the two of them will play together. "

"Wait a minute, after the real person and the ten pigs are finished, then let the master of the martial arts leader blast his back. By the way, grandfather, go and pull the light over. I want to take a clearer picture, and then pass it on. Go to the cultivation group, pass it on to those martial arts people, and let everyone watch this innocent real person get blown up!" Lin Chendong had a wicked smile on his face.

"Okay, I'll bring you the light. You play here slowly, and I'll go eat something." Grandpa Lin Chendong said to the two little guys speechlessly. I was thinking in my heart: "As expected of a good brother who grew up together, he is so evil."

He originally thought that Lin Chendong was very evil, but he didn't expect that Lin Langtian was even more evil. After feeding this real Wudao with medicine, he took out some medicinal oil, took off the tattered pants of the real Wudao, and there were old bugs on him. On it, smear the medicinal oil used by men.

Then go there, drive the big sow next to him into the forest, pick up the phone, and start shooting.

"The owner of the pharmacy said that it will take effect in ten minutes. He takes ten pills at a time, so he shouldn't have to wait ten minutes, right?" Lin Langtian looked at this Wudao real person, and the thing underneath was bigger than him.

Practitioners, especially men, if they can, they will use their true energy to strengthen their little brothers; just like practicing women, they will use their true energy to plump up the pair of things on their chests, so that they can Become a little more confident.

"Let's back up a little, lest he throw you down." Lin Chendong pulled the old iron back a little and said.

"Don't worry, I will be careful." Lin Langtian said with the phone in his hand.

About five minutes later, Wu Daozhen's face was flushed and he was panting, before he attacked the surrounding sows.

He gritted his teeth and scolded Lin Chendong's two good brothers: "God damn it, I don't want a sow, give me a woman, give me a woman, I will give you one billion yuan, no, hundreds of billions, trillions..."

"If your mother is still alive, I don't mind finding her for you." Lin Chendong scolded, thinking of what this innocent real person who had no bottom line said before.

"Old ghost, you'd better play with the sow obediently. After you finish playing with the sow, I will get that old man out and play with you. How about it? Isn't it so cool?" Lin Langtian laughed loudly. He says.

"I'm going to kill, I'm going to kill you..."

"Do you think that yours is still the same as you used to be? You are not as good as ordinary people now. You should play pigs here obediently. After playing, I will send you to a foreign country and give money to the gringo. Dozens of foreign ghosts play with you slowly, how about it?"

"Ah, don't, don't, I don't want to be like this, I'm a real person, I'm a Wudao real person, I'm the strongest person ever... I don't want to play with pigs, I don't want to, woohoo..."

The real Wudao who lived for an unknown number of years, the old man who lived for an unknown number of years, and finally under the drug, he cried while playing with the sow. Looking at him, I don’t know whether it is happiness or sadness, I only know that he The man's kung fu has been brought into full play.

Because the effect of the medicine has reached its peak, his sanity has also begun to be lost, but his mind is still a little clear, so while crying, he played on the big fat pig...