The Zombie King Wants To Live An Ordinary Life

Today Lu Ren came not as early as usual. When he walked into the office, Yu Pengpeng was already sitting in his seat with a cup of steaming coffee.

"Morning." After the unhappy break up last week, Lu Ren still greeted Yu Pengpeng who was sitting next door in an extremely embarrassing atmosphere.

"Good morning." Yu Pengpeng put down his coffee cup and responded in a low voice.

Fortunately, I did not fall into the cold war and did not speak. Lu Ren breathed a sigh of relief. He and Yu Pengpeng were in the same office. They looked up and saw their heads down. If they really fell apart, they would be quite uncomfortable working together in the future.

Quandang’s previous unhappiness has never happened, and it’s good for Yu Pengpeng to maintain such a lukewarm attitude towards him. Lu Ren felt a little guilty about Peng Peng in his heart. Think about it from another perspective. In college, the wind must be the wind, and the rain and the rain. The beauty president who never lacks suitors, "condescends and condescends." Qi's nonexistent male alumnus can do it all by the goddess hooking fingers, and the difficulty of Raiders is 0 for a small case.

Then just as Napoleon did not expect that he would be exiled to St. Helena after the last battle, the former campus goddess did not expect to encounter the painful "Waterloo" on the "gay" Lu Ren.

She was not only rejected by an ordinary man, but lost in an emotional competition.

The most important thing is that the one who defeated her is probably a man who doesn't know what he looks like?

Lu Ren thought that Yu Pengpeng's mood on the day he learned the truth could only be described as "Hu Luopingyang was bullied by a dog, Longyou was caught in a shrimp show in shallow water." Suppressed by an ignorant man like him, people must have found an outstanding and extraordinary man who is true to life. Maybe a child can already do simple geometric calculations.

"Lu Ren." Yu Pengpeng took a breath, made up his mind, turned the chair, and lowered his head towards the man, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that."

"What's the matter? Suddenly say this." Lu Ren was stunned, and Yu Pengpeng's apology came suddenly, which he did not expect at all.

"I thought about it on this weekend. That day, I seemed to have said something very hurtful. After I calmed down, I felt very regretful." Because of the guilt in his heart, Yu Pengpeng's cheeks became slightly hot, "I think Take those words back, and hope that Lu Ren you can forgive me."

"It's okay." Lu Ren blurted out.

Then he suddenly realized that he was not hurt by Yu Pengpeng's words.

He didn't take those words to heart at all. He is also an easygoing and easy-going person who does not produce negative emotions because of a little unpleasant thing. Only when he encounters a little madman like You You who does not follow the rules at all, he is always angry because of the other party’s "amazing behavior". It's a dull pain.

In mobilizing his emotions, You You can be said to be the absolute number one in Lu Ren's mind.

"Thank you, Lu Ren." Yu Pengpeng said in a low voice, "You are really a very gentle person."

"You are also very gentle." Lu Ren didn't know how to answer, and could only praise each other dryly.

Yu Pengpeng shook his head: “It’s not like that. Many people’s gentleness is pretended to be, and I am the same. But Lu Ren is different from you. You are very tolerant to people around you, just like there is a magical magnetic field. Everyone Staying by your side will inadvertently reveal your true side, because you are relaxed and will not have too much burden."

"Really?" Lu Ren scratched his hair, what kind of tolerance, the magical magnetic field, Yu Pengpeng said these sounds too mysterious, but staying with him is very relaxed, such words and his former roommate also I have said that, but the main reason for this is that Lu can't take care of other people's affairs, and doesn't like chewing other people's tongues.

"Yes," Yu Pengpeng lifted his hair unnaturally, "Lu Ren, do you remember Ah Hao?"

"Ahao?"

"Chen Hao is also from our photography agency." Yu Pengpeng said, "He was with us, studying finance, he... is also one of my ex-boyfriends."

"Oh." Lu Ren nodded, "I remember, the one that was blocked at the entrance of the teaching building when Ferrari drove on Valentine's Day before, so you guys talked about it."

"Well, yes." Yu Pengpeng looked at Lu Ren, "On Saturday, he contacted me. He is now working in the Security Bureau and saw me on the mailing room list... He said that he was very happy. Can you find me and want to get back with me, what do you think of it?"

"This is a good thing. Being able to enter a large unit like the Security Bureau will definitely have a bright future in the future." Lu Ren thought about it and said objectively, "Of course, I don't know him well, it still depends on your wishes."

"Is that right?" Yu Pengpeng lowered his eyes and exhaled slightly, as if he had let go of something.

The chair slowly turned to the right direction, and Yu Pengpeng said thoughtfully: "The other people seem to be pretty good, but they are a bit machismo and stubborn in some places. As for the reason for the breakup too long, I can’t remember clearly. After all, I talked about two relationships later."

"Your emotional experience is really rich." Lu Ren sighed.

"Because I am very popular, since I was in elementary school, boys gave me candy to confess." Yu Pengpeng said with a smile.

"Awesome." The innocent young man who had been pregnant for more than 30 years expressed his admiration.

"What's so great about this, aren't you also in love now!" Yu Pengpeng joked with a smile, "It's too early for work today."

Facing his colleagues' jokes, Lu touched his nose uncomfortably: "It's not what you think, how can there be any passion for it! It's just to send him to work for the night."

"Send him to class? Is your target a trainee?" Yu Pengpeng was shocked and not lightly, and her thoughts that had been cut off were suddenly linked, and a beautiful face that did not look like a real person appeared on her. In the mind.

"Could it be that transfer student named You You?"

"How did you know?" Lu Ren was also shocked.

"Sure enough, it's really him." Yu Pengpeng slightly covered his mouth and muttered to herself. Lu Ren's reaction confirmed her conjecture, "No wonder he ran to this office in three days, and the strange expression that day... …"

Knowing whose hand he was defeated by, Yu Pengpeng finally resolved his unwillingness. It turned out that she was not defeated by the ordinary stubble, but by a beautiful mixed-race teenager.

The skills are not as good as others, and it is not ashamed to lose. Yu Pengpeng's self-esteem finally felt much better.

"When did you start dating?" Yu Pengpeng couldn't help asking.

"We probably haven't had a relationship yet?" Lu Ren was a little unsure, "Perhaps it's still in the ambiguous period?"

"Ambiguous period?" Yu Pengpeng's thin eyebrows couldn't help but frown, "Look at how your behavior is still at this stage?"

"It's not clear, the middle process is quite complicated." Lu Ren didn't know what to say.

"Does he like you?" Yu Pengpeng asked.

"Um."

"Then does he know you like him?" Yu Pengpeng asked again.

"You know." Lu Ren felt that he had made it quite clear that night.

"Both people have this meaning, and the other side also knows, why is it still ambiguous?" Yu Pengpeng looked at Lu Ren's eyes slightly changed, "Is he...is your spare tire? You-- "

Seeing that Yu Pengpeng said more and more outrageous, Lu Ren interrupted: "What kind of spare tire, I have only picked up such a wheel, two-wheeled bicycles are not complete."

"Then why--"

"I think it might be because I don't know how to fall in love." Lu Ren's expression was slightly low when thinking of the youth's refusal in the morning.

"Can't fall in love?" Yu Pengpeng let out a soft laugh, "Usually, you are quite mature and proper in dealing with people, but I didn't expect you to be emotionally innocent like a junior high school boy."

"Leave me some face." Lu Ren turned his face to the side.

"I'm not making fun of you. It's a good man's quality to keep my original intention." Yu Pengpeng took a sip of coffee, "I can't talk about falling in love, just follow your mind. "

"I have no idea." Lu Ren said in a dull voice.

"How could it not? For example, when I see the person I like laughing, I feel very happy and want to laugh with him. When I see the person I like sad, I feel very distressed and want to hold the other person in my arms. Here, gentle comfort... all the similar things are based on your inner desire|hope. At this time, you just need to follow your own thoughts."

Lu Ren was slightly moved, but he still had doubts in his heart.

Even though he had never said confirming the relationship, after understanding his own thoughts, Lu Ren also came up with the idea of ​​wanting to be better to You You.

But he wasn't sure if his so-called "good" was the way the other party wanted.

"Relax, there is a run-in period for falling in love, and there will inevitably be some'small traps' in the process." Yu Pengpeng said.

"What is a little trap?" Lu asked without shame.

"I don’t know how you guys are in a relationship. If you are in a normal relationship, you need to learn to tell whether a girl is telling the truth or not. Sometimes you say'no' but you actually want to say'agree'. , It's actually'rejection'..."

"Is this playing Werewolf Killing?" Lu Ren was dumbfounded. He didn't expect to use logic skills when falling in love.

"It's just duplicity. Many people will react like this in front of people who dote on themselves." Yu Pengpeng explained, "Actually, it's very simple to deal with. Don't mention the bad things. If it's a good thing, stick to it. , Half-push half-stop, that is willingness, if the other party really doesn't like what you know to do, they will definitely make a stronger rejection, then you just give up obediently."

"It turned out to be like this." Lu Ren felt that he had benefited a lot after listening to Yu Pengpeng's words.

With a ding sound, Lu Ren's SOS bracelet received the latest email.

"What's wrong?" Yu Pengpeng asked.

"I may be on a business trip in a few days." Lu Ren clicked to close the mailbox, "The above asked me to go to the personnel headquarters in City H."

"That means you can go out?

Paid vacation, just to go outside and pick a gift for your little boyfriend. "Yu Pengpeng said with a smile, "Trust me, making small surprises is a shortcut to close the relationship between couples." "

"I will figure it out." Lu Ren's expression also softened.

****

In the afternoon, Class A classroom.

Liu Xiaoyang was sitting at the back of the classroom, pulling a few buddies together and struggling to write a book.

"Do you think the doctor surnamed Lu is sick?" Liu Xiaoyang cursed in a low voice, "What is the lecture experience? There are so many words. I haven't written enough manuscripts for the 800-character composition since I was a child."

"Brother, don't say a few words, if the boss hears you will be beaten." The little brother on the left reminded in a low voice.

"Fuck, I'm even more angry when I say this, a guy who is fake." Liu Xiaoyang was very dissatisfied, "This is the first time I have seen such a shameless mentor."

"He is quite clever, knowing that we have tied the boss, we dare not resist."

"What is tethered or not, he is haunting our boss." Liu Xiaoyang gritted his teeth and said, "Before I felt that he was unruly towards our boss, but now it is getting worse. He came to chase and block our boss early in the morning. Stalker."

"No, I have seen the boss run to the office by himself several times." The younger brother interrupted.

"Fart! It must be that the boss has been harassed by the other party. That surnamed Lu—" Liu Xiaoyang paused, and he suddenly found that the two younger brothers sitting opposite were winking at himself.

Liu Xiaoyang moved his eyes down, looking at the extra long legs behind him, and his strong sense of survival forced his mouth to start reorganizing his language.

"The doctor surnamed Lu is really kind to our boss, and he is reluctant to let our boss write it himself with his five thousand words. He is absolutely overwhelmed by the charm of our boss. It must be a miserable love, a miserable love..."