The World’s First, Second and Third are Me

"Boss, I did it again last night."

Early in the morning, Balotelli came to the training ground. His face was pale, but his head was drooping, and he looked listless. He carried a large bottle of mineral water in his right hand and threw it on the lawn.

"What's "your", what's the matter?"

"Why don't you seem to haven't slept all night?"

Dong Fangzhuo repeatedly asked three questions. At this time, Balotelli's mental state was extremely poor, like a soft earthworm, which seemed to have no energy at all.

"I didn't close my eyes all night, woo... want to die." Balotelli simply sat on the turf with a painful expression on his face.

"Then you come to the training ground to dry your hair? It is not used in the training ground today."

"I'm afraid that if I don't come to the training ground, I will be in bed directly! So I ran..."

At the time of saying this, Balotelli had stretched all over, lying on the turf, and laid out in a'big' shape, no, to be precise, it should be a'too' because of his third leg Today, the vitality seems to be particularly strong, and the loose pants are pushed out of an obvious corner...

"Speak, what the **** is going on."

Balotelli Zuo raised his eyebrows, turned his side, his left hand stretched to his lower body and grabbed, then he turned over in pain and pressed against the turf.

"I wanted to go last night, but I'm afraid I won't do it, so I bought three pills online, just in case, I took three pills half an hour in advance."

Speaking of which, Balotelli took a breath, "Fak, thirsty again...I want to drink water."

He sat up quickly, grabbed a bottle of mineral water on the lawn hard, unscrewed it and drank it, and looked really hungry.

"Eat three viagras?" Dong Fangzhuo was stunned. He hadn't eaten viagras, but it seemed that he couldn't eat three vials at once? Balotelli, this is to become a fairy with the beauty?

"You are only 18 years old, do you need that? I depend, do you think you can't? Your child is too lacking in education..."

After thinking for a while that he should not have said so much nonsense, he wanted to know later.

"and after?"

"Later, later it happened, I tossed for two hours, the other party went crazy, and then ran away."

"の...... Means that in the end, people will be frightened by you and run away?"

"That's it..." Balotelli seemed to have exhausted his final meaning, even the strength to speak.

"And then, have you kept your eyes open until now? Constantly killing the mosquitoes on this ceiling?"

"almost……"

Balotelli's head was tilted and he was lying on the turf again...

What a poor child...

You can’t let you die here. When the autopsy report comes out, you will die from Viagra. That’s the first anecdote in the world.

He quickly stepped on Balotelli's feet, "Hey, get up, hurry up, you are still saved."

"I can't get up, I don't have any energy."

"Nima, the third leg is still so spirited. Don't pretend to die. You go to the bathroom to take a shower and drink water continuously. It is estimated that it will be fine after tomorrow. But if you go to find it now, it is estimated that the death will be faster..."

"Hey, Felipe, you came just right. Hurry up and send this guy to the bathroom!"

"Boss, what's wrong with him?"

"の, nothing, it seems to be drunk and needs to be sober."

"Oh, OK……"

Coutinho quickly pulled Balotelli up and carried it on his thin shoulder. Coutinho is only 1.72m tall, and he is not complete even with a childbirth, and weighs only 68kg. Balotelli is 1.89m tall and weighs 88kg, which is completely a lightweight and a heavyweight.

But Coutinho gritted his teeth and dragged the guy forward.

"Boss, this guy is so heavy..."

"Nima, the third leg is still flicking!"

"..."

Dong Fangzhuo shook his head vigorously, watching the two of them go away, and after getting away for more than 100 meters, Dong Fangzhuo shouted, "Felipe, you just throw him in the bathroom, no matter what he."

"what?"

"I said you will hurry back."

"Oh, got it."

Dong Fangzhuo shook his head again, he said, alas, maybe he thought too much...

Then he praised Coutinho again.

Coutinho is very nice, obedient and diligent, and he is willing to learn with himself. In fact, he learns from each other. But Coutinho’s skills are not worse than himself at all. There are not many things that can be passed to him, basically they are conscious, but even so, the child's learning level is quite amazing, he likes to compare others, read the competition...

Sooner or later, he will be a giant.

It wasn't until Coutinho's two figures disappeared into the wall that Dong Fangzhuo refocused his attention on training.

Five minutes later, Coutinho did not come out.

After about ten minutes,

Dong Fangzhuo heard a pig killing sound.

"Ah ah ah……"

Suddenly, Coutinho rushed out of the other end of the fence, and the whole person ran crazy in front of Dong Fangzhuo, looking back from time to time.

"I wiped it, didn't it kill you?"

"Boss!"

"Boss!"

"old……"

Coutinho rushed to Dong Fangzhuo breathlessly, breathless, unable to even speak, a professional football player can't even say that!

Has Coutinho not been training recently?

"Damn, dead? Run like this."

"No...no...yes, Fack! It's terrifying, terrifying!" Coutinho looked pale, pointing at the fence behind him, as if he was really hell.

"You take a breath first, then slowly, as long as it is not Balotelli hanging."

"Fak, Fak, Fak! He's okay, it's special..."

I have never seen Coutinho swear, and today is the first time. I can imagine what horrible things Coutinho has encountered.

"I just helped him into the bathroom and saw him dirty all over. I kindly helped him to take off his clothes, and then I went to find a piece of soap."

"の......" Speaking of which, Dong Fangzhuo understood what was going on, and couldn't help but look at Coutinho's body.

Wet...

A little story!

"Boss, don't get me wrong."

"I just took the soap in, the scene was a bit unsightly, I was grass, and I ran out immediately."

"But he is too fast..."

"Tragedy." Dong Fangzhuo sighed in a cold heart, "Felipe, mourn..."

"I didn't, I broke free, just happened to have a bar of soap in my hand, just put it on him, and as soon as it slipped, I escaped...Oh, what's going on with this guy today? Wouldn't it be eating net Medicine?"

After speaking, Coutinho couldn't help but turned his head and looked back. When Balotelli didn't follow him, he was calm.

"Ah, you know, he has a bit of a brain, a bit of a brain debris, and makes some amazing moves. It's normal...He really seems to be taking the wrong medicine today..." Dong Fangzhuo was helpless, but his eyes were in Kuti. Nio looked up at him. Fifteen minutes was not long or short. It seemed that something was happening, and time was enough.

But Coutinho was once again seen with goose bumps, "Boss, there really isn't..."

"Cough, I believe, I believe..."

"..."

Today, there are very few training bases, and there will be no first-line team players who come to the training ground to actively train. Except Dong Fangzhuo and Coutinho, there will be no one else.

"But I think it seems that I can't just let it go, or go to the hospital?" Dong Fangzhuo suddenly remembered a real case. In the last life, there was an nba star who almost died because of taking too much medicine. Who Do you know Balotelli?

Three tablets...

"Felipe, let's take him to the hospital together."

"Together?" Coutinho asked subconsciously, if the heart is a person, pull it down, he didn't want to lose it.

"Of course, would you like to send it yourself?"

"..."

The two of them walked back into the bathroom again, and they seemed to smell a bit of boiled taro syrup...

"Mario~www.wuxiaspot.com~We have to go to the hospital."

"Hospital?" Mario dragged his head. "No, I don't want to go to the hospital. If I go to the news, I'm ashamed."

"If you don't go to the hospital, you might die. Do you want to die, or go to the hospital?"

Dong Fangzhuo continued, "Do you know nba? A few days ago, an nba star ate two viagras, but lay in the hospital and almost didn't wake up, but you ate three, if you don't go, this life Not even the first shot can be completed."

"Do you think, apart from your younger brother, do you feel headache, flushing, indigestion, nasal congestion, and visual abnormalities? It's just a serious symptom. If you don't go to the hospital, you will die here without even shooting. You will be the first football player in the world to die in the locker room. Congratulations, that’s how you’ve been included in the history of football.”

"Wardfack!"

"I don't want to, I definitely don't want to be like this, I go, I go, we'll go right away." Balotelli crawled up from the ground, casually pulled a bath towel and wiped his body, his movements were easy. very.

Coutinho a little dare not watch! Nima’s, Balotelli’s dark body, has been swinging a French popsicle, watching his heart panicked!

After more than half an hour, Balotelli finally got cheated by Dong Fangzhuo and went to the Milan hospital. Coutinho was quite clever and went to the attending doctor in advance. As a result, the attending doctor gave Balotelli special arrangements In a ward, I finally leaked things out without being in the hospital.

However, it is impossible to let people know that, sooner or later, the problem will always be revealed.

Because the appearance of Dong Fangzhuo alone has been too eye-catching...

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