The War of Resistance

Chapter 833 Lost a big shame

"What do you think the sun looks like?" A slightly hoarse voice asked under the cold sunset.

"Like a little devil's plaster flag!" a soldier replied.

"The answer is correct, kill it! Get ready!" The hoarse voice ordered.

So, under the cold sunset, amid the desolation of thousands of trees, four soldiers "released water" towards the sunset.

If there is a scholar who can read and write, he will definitely think that although it is desolate now, it is still a beautiful scenery, just like "the old vines and jackdaws, the small bridges and flowing water and the people's houses, the westerly wind and the thin horses on the ancient roads, and the heartbroken people at the end of the world."

But what does it mean to pour water on the sunset that looks like plaster? A child? Can you still shoot off that plaster? Kuafu Zhuri? Hou Yi shot the sun? Pull it down, you're thinking too far, this is a vulgar prank!

If a four or five-year-old child who is ignorant of the world urinates at the sun and says, "I want to shoot down the sun," this is called childishness.

But if an adult in his twenties, thirties, forties, or fifties urinates at the sun and says, "I want to shoot down the sun," this is called being "heartless!"

This is really a sight to behold!

But thinking about it, although it is vulgar, normal people would laugh if they saw it. They should laugh at some mentally ill people.

However, the two Northwest Army soldiers who were looking at the four people with guns at this time had turned a blind eye to this. For no other reason than when they were throwing these four toys out to relieve themselves these days, they just watched this .

No matter how funny the joke is, it's not funny no matter how many times they hear it, so they don't feel it.

And these four people are Wang Laomao, Ma Erhuzi, Qiu Bo, and Qian Chuan'er.

They think they are enjoying themselves, but others see them as a prank.

Normally, that would be fine, but this scene of their prank caught the eyes of a few people not far away.

"What a shame for us Northeasterners!" Someone sighed, and it was Qin Chuan who spoke.

Shang Zhen and the others who were with Qin Chuan didn't say a word, but they also took it seriously. They even felt a faint fever on their faces.

And this is already their third feeling.

What is the third sense? When they saw Mr. Wang and the four of them shouting orders and releasing water into the sun, they were first shocked, then they found it funny, but even though it was funny, they felt so embarrassed!

The reason why they think so is because now they are not the only ones, but there are also several people from the Northwest Army beside them, with teasing smiles on their faces.

"Close the team!" Mr. Wang shouted again, so the four of them fastened their belts and turned around. At this time, they saw Shang Zhen and the others not far behind who were shying for them. .

"I'm twenty, you're finally here!" When Mr. Wang shouted, Qian Chuan'er, Ma Erhuzi, and Qiu Bo all jumped up and ran towards them.

"Pay attention to your identity, why do you still want to escape from prison?" A soldier who was watching them quit.

But at this time, an officer who was with Shang Zhen and the others waved his hand, and the soldier in charge stopped paying attention to Wang Laomao and the four of them.

Wang Laomao and the others were finally "rescued". For them without the Eye of God, they were caught inexplicably and they were released in an equally inexplicable way!

Half an hour later, Mr. Wang, who was free, finally saw the small dustpan, although he only glanced at it through the crack in the door.

They could only look through the crack in the door because the two nurses looking after the small dustpan wouldn't let Wang and the others in.

Having just gained their freedom, they realized how precious freedom is, and naturally they did not dare to play tricks with the nurse.

The little dustpan also looked and he was fine. Only then did Mr. Wang remember to ask Shang Zhen: "Shang, how did you ask them to let us go?"

"I just found the highest official in this village and said a few nice words to him, and he brought us here to find you." Shang Zhen replied.

"Is it that simple?" Mr. Wang couldn't believe it.

"It's that simple." Shang Zhen replied again.

"Did they say why they detained us?" Mr. Wang continued to ask.

Shang Zhen shook his head: "They didn't tell me and I didn't ask."

"That's right. It's good if he can have a cub. Who cares who his parents are and how he was born." Mr. Wang couldn't help but laugh at himself.

Hearing what Mr. Wang said, Shang Zhen rolled his eyes at him, and the other soldiers had smiles on their faces, and they all didn't forget to glance aside.

What Mr. Wang said is nothing more than that, as long as the result is good, who cares about the process?

But it’s not easy to say something nice. It has to be explained in the simplest and most vulgar words that people can understand. Well - well, this can be regarded as Mr. Wang’s ability to combine theory with practice.

The reason why Shang Zhen and the others glanced aside was because the nurse looking after the dustpan was standing nearby.

It's just that she is wearing a mask, and although her eyelashes are flickering, she still can't figure out what her expression is.

"What is the rank of their highest officer?" Mr. Wang asked again.

"He's a platoon leader." Shang Zhen replied again.

"You're the platoon leader!" Mr. Wang didn't know what to say, and then he became distracted.

This time, in order to save Xiao Dustpan, they were inexplicably disarmed and detained by the 59th Army.

Due to all kinds of fears, others are trying to control me. I sit in a small cell every day but can't fall out with others. How boring!

To say that you are bored is a written word, but to say it in Northeastern dialect is to say that you are bored and bored.

It is said that if a man and a woman are together, you will get tired of seeing a beauty for you at home every day, let alone several men facing each other together every day.

That's why they yell for the number to pee during the only time they have a break every day.

Why do they only have two opportunities to show off every day? At this time, because the soldiers of the Northwest Army looked at them and thought they were always escorting them out to relieve themselves, they changed the food supply to them.

That is, if the dry food tube is full and the water is available, it is controlled.

The advantage of this is that no matter how much you eat, you can eat the large size only once a day, and the small size, hehe, only once a day.

Although they didn't drink much water, they couldn't hold it in for a long time. Since the first day this rule was implemented, Wang Laomao has never wet his trouser legs again. That firepower, tsk tsk, is enough! Hold it in!

After being imprisoned for a week, Gu Man was arrested again. In the next week, Gu Man did not know whether he was alive or dead!

Of course, only now did he know that Gu Man was brought here by the Northwest Army to carry feces and urine to the little dustpan who had already been treated.

And now? Only now did he know that the person who detained them was just a platoon leader, platoon leader! I was also a platoon leader back then!

But from the beginning to the end, it was just a joke on people like myself, and it was just a prank.

Forget it, just be embarrassed if you are embarrassed. No matter how you say that the little dustpan is saved, let alone locking yourself up for half a month. Even if it is locked up for a month and a year, it is worth saving the little dustpan!

Thinking of this, Mr. Wang seemed to see the little dustpan lying on the hospital bed that he had just seen before his eyes.

At that time, when he was looking at the little dustpan in the crack of the door, he didn't know whether the little dustpan was asleep, but he was lying on the bed with his eyes closed.

The little nurse didn't let them into the house at all, and Old Mao Wang was obedient and didn't go in. Seeing the appearance of the once lively little dustpan, Old Mao Wang, who had been in the army for half his life, felt a pain in his heart. Feel.

The soldiers he had seen died in the sea, but he only told Xiao Dustpan that he would recognize Xiao Dustpan as his godson. Although Xiao Dustpan refused to return the favor and just called himself his father-in-law, this did not mean In the way, he still likes the small dustpan.

"Just throw away some of the trouble." Wang Laomao finally sighed, "No matter how you say it, the 59th Army is also the savior of our little dustpan."

No one answered Mr. Wang's words, but Shang Zhen made a "chirp" sound. At the same time, the little nurse standing next to them also made a "chirp" sound.

There was a hint of disdain in the little nurse's "chi'er", but Shang Zhen's "chi'er" was made fun of by Mr. Wang.

"Uncle Wang, please give me some face, and we won't go to the 59th Army to regain our position." Shang Zhen said the truth.

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