The Villain Only Wants To Live a Buddhist Life

Early in the evening, the first graders were notified of the start of the astronomy class.

There was some buzz in the library at the time.

When human beings are children, they are always full of yearning for the starry sky.

Curled up in the arms of my parents, looking up at the starry night sky, and counting the bright stars with a childish voice, a faint sense of happiness will arise spontaneously.

But as you get older, the starry sky becomes more and more out of reach.

There is a saying in astrologer circles.

Children can see stars in their eyes.

Once grown up, there is no potential.

If you don't get started in childhood, there is no possibility of learning astrology in adulthood.

...

The first-year students are actually very interested in astronomy, especially after taking Professor Didi's astronomy class, that interest was stimulated, and then...the window was empty for three months!

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So they showed great interest in the suddenly reopened astronomy class.

In fact, a few days ago, it was rumored that a new professor of astronomy would come to serve, and the little magicians were secretly looking forward to it for a long time.

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Wednesday the next day.

night to.

At early seven o'clock, the twelfth floor of the Spiral Clock Tower was already full of people.

At this time, there was still half an hour before the class time at 7:30, but the students learned the lessons of the first class, and most of them chose to come early.

Like Werther and Robert, who have been late and deducted points, they were bitten by snakes for ten years and were afraid of the rope, and they came earlier than anyone else.

But the new professor didn't sit in the classroom early, like Professor Diddy.

The students started chattering without seeing the new professor.

Is anyone guessing who the new professor will be?

Someone is wondering what to teach tonight?

Will the new professor's temperament be good or not, will he deduct points randomly?

Is the content of the teaching interesting, and how does it compare to Professor Didi?

At the end of the last astronomy class, Professor Didi showed the students the full moon at a very close distance, which shocked them for a long time.

I wonder what kind of surprises this new professor will bring?

...

Duck arrived at the classroom at about 7:15.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Diana waving at him, so he walked over and sat down behind the two of them.

"Dak, have you met the new professor?" Diana asked excitedly.

Duck shook his head: "No. But the professors hired by the college are not bad. At least in terms of level."

Diana: "That's true. I hope the new professor's teaching content will be more interesting, simpler, and not too difficult."

Duck smiled, took out a note and a pen from his schoolbag, put a small stand on the table, and took out a magic card.

The little Ibrahimovic on the card is staring around with wide eyes, full of curiosity.

Duck placed it on the stand, facing the blackboard.

Diana wondered after finding out, "What is this for?"

Duck pointed to Ibrahimovic and said, "It has some interest in astronomy."

"( ⊙o ⊙) Oh!" Diana nodded in understanding.

After she turned back, she suddenly tore out a piece of paper from the notebook, folded it into a tripod, and carefully picked two out of the deck, and placed it on the shelf like Duck.

Seeing her imitating with a straight face, Rose at the same table couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering.

Duck opened his mouth, but was speechless for a long time.

Those two magic cards should be [Earth Bear] and [Bear Spirit], right?

...

"Not alone, not alone."

The wall clock above the podium suddenly spat out a cuckoo.

The students were stunned for a while, but they suddenly realized that it was half past seven, but the new professor hadn't come yet?

"Are you late for the first class?"

Dak gathered magic power at his fingertips and scratched Ibrahimovic's chin in the card, causing it to blushed slightly.

The sound in the classroom dropped a little at the moment of class time, but then it became louder than before.

The students were surprised and puzzled that the new professor was late.

It’s not that no professors have been late, and some professors are often even a minute or two late, but this is the first time to take a class, so you have to show some attitude, right?

Robert over there complained: "If I had known, I would not have come so early."

Werther: "Could it be something urgent?"

Robert: "No way."

...

As time passed, the patience of the students was gradually worn away.

After a full five minutes, the ceiling of the classroom suddenly became transparent, just like Professor Didi's class.

But the distance between the line of sight and the night sky has not been shortened.

What immediately appeared in the field of vision was a pumpkin carriage that seemed to have walked out of a fairy tale!

It was said to be a carriage, but it was not a horse that pulled the carriage, but two dark and fuzzy animal shadows.

A golden road snaked out from under the wheels of the pumpkin carriage to the classroom.

The ceiling suddenly parted to the sides.

The pumpkin carriage followed the track.

Luffy descended, got into the classroom amid the exclamations of the students, and flew to the edge of the podium.

As the pumpkin carriage parked, the witch dressed in dark purple lifted the curtain and leaned out of the carriage.

Hearts tremble.

Mitia Bartholomew lifted her long legs tightly wrapped in purple stockings and stepped from the car to the ground.

"Den."

The sharp high heels touched the ground and made a sound.

Mitia took off the pointed witch hat, shook her head slightly, her long black and purple hair fell down like a waterfall, and a strong fragrance spread out.

That mature woman's style made the boys in the front row blush.

She grabbed the brim of her hat and moved outwards, and the pumpkin carriage suddenly turned into thick billowing black smoke and got into the hat.

Mitia took out a wand with thin chopsticks from the witch hat, and then pointed it at the hat, and the witch hat suddenly burst open and disappeared with a "bang".

“(*@o@*) Wow~”

The audience exclaimed!

...

"What about magic?"

Duck couldn't help covering his forehead.

The new professor didn't give him very good senses, and he always had a feeling of being smoky.

But the little magisters seemed to like this scene, and even ignored her lateness.

Diana is still clapping desperately even now, her face flushed with excitement, and she wants to pinch!

after awhile.

Mitia seemed to have had enough of the compliments from the students, and finally raised her hand and pressed it down.

When the classroom quieted down a little, she began to formally introduce herself: "I think, you should have guessed, I am your substitute professor of astronomy this semester, the guide of fate, the fortune-teller of the stars, the witch of the silver moon. —Media Bartholomew!"

The guide of destiny!

Star-eyed fortune-teller!

Witch of Silvermoon!

As soon as these three titles are put out, they give people a feeling of being unaware.

Although the little magicians didn't quite understand, they all followed her tone and applauded vigorously, and the atmosphere was changing to the atmosphere of the fan meeting for a while.

The corners of Mitia's mouth twitched slightly, showing a hint of pride.

Sure enough, when you are lonely, you should come out for a walk. The Star Tower is still too deserted.

...

After all, Mitia was here to teach, not to perform.

After introducing herself, she walked up to the podium, took out a roll call, and smiled: "Now it's my turn to meet you, the classmates whose names have been named, please stand up. If possible, it is best to use one sentence to make it simple. Introduce yourself so that I can get to know you better. Then, the first one, Emma Metis!"

Emma was stunned for a moment.

She remembered that her name was not first on the roll.

But now that Professor Mitia Bartholomew called her, she had to stand up.

"Is this Miss Metis?"

Mitia nodded and asked, "I heard that you are the disciple and grandson of the sage of secrets?"

Emma was stunned again, then shook her head and said, "No. Although my mother is a student of the Sage of Secrets, she is just one of the many students of the Sage of Secrets. And I have nothing to do with it."

Mitia squinted slightly, looked at her carefully, and then suddenly burst out: "Your throne stands on the land of gold."

Emma blinked, clam meaning?

Mitia had already skipped her and called her second name.

Every time a name is called, she will give a sentence.

The student asked her if it was a prophecy, but she shook her head in denial.

...

"Sarah Swati."

"arrive."

Sarah put down her pen and stood up, intrigued by the specious "prophecy" of the new professor.

She first introduced herself in one sentence: "Hello, professor, I am a scholar who aspires to be a hard-working scholar."

Mitia said: "Very good ambition. Look forward to drinking on the Styx with the ancient gods."

Sarah rolled her eyes and asked, "Professor, I'm still young."

Mitia was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "I'm not cursing you."

"That's good."

Sarah rubbed her liver carefully and sat down.

...

"Teddy Doron."

"arrive."

Doron stood up abruptly. He was very interested in what the professor known as the "diver" had said, and wanted to know what his "prophecy" was.

Professor Mitia Bartholomew looked at him with a smile.

After three seconds, Duolong woke up and said quickly, "The Wall of the Kingdom, the Duolong family, the House of Nobles, gentlemen!"

"Okay, my little gentleman." Mitia said with a smile, "Time will heal wounds."

"what?"

Duolong's excitement disappeared instantly: "Professor, what does this mean?"

Mitia comforted: "Don't worry too much, people will always experience trauma in their lives. As I said, this is not a prophecy."

Doron: Then why did you say it? Ah ah ah!

Doron sat down with a heavy heart.

...

"Rose Florty."

"Yes, Professor."

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Si stood up under Diana's envious gaze.

She thought for a while, then whispered: "Hello, professor, I have an orange cat grass."

Mitia's expression moved slightly, and she looked at her carefully, her pupils were slightly opened, and the silver moon was reflected.

She opened her mouth, and her voice was distant and hollow: "Above the stars, your home."

Rose half-opened her mouth: "Professor, I'm just an ordinary..."

Mitia waved her hand and smiled: "No one is ordinary. Remember my words, great people are born great."

Rose sat down in confusion, but still copied two sentences from Professor Mitia.

Although Professor Mitia repeatedly stated that what she said was not a prophecy, the more she said it, the more she had a taste of "uncovering it", which made people think that it was a prophecy.

This may be a verbal skill.

Maybe just telling the truth.

who knows.

...

Prophets throughout the ages, whether they are real materials or charlatans, always like to use some exaggerated, untrue words to decorate their "prophecies".

There are naturally necessary reasons for this, but it does greatly reduce the credibility of the "prophecy", and it also allows some bastards to be confused.

Professor Mitia's "prophecy" is also obviously like this, and it always uses some high-level vocabulary.

For example, "Throne", "Ancient God", "Times", "Stars"...

But if you parse it deeper, you may be able to parse something completely different from the literal meaning.

But under the current situation, the little magician didn't think about it at all.

They were not surprised by the "tallness" revealed in Emma and Sarah's "prophecy", but they did not expect that Rose, who was inconspicuous in all aspects, would receive such "high praise"!

"Above the stars", "great man", do these words really describe her?

Many students couldn't help but look back at her with various meanings in their eyes.

But Rose herself was confused and even a little helpless.

She subconsciously grabbed Diana's hand and calmed down a little.

"Diana Great Baier."

At this time, Professor Mitia called Diana's name.

Diana originally wanted to hear what her "prophecy" was, but she was a little unhappy when she saw how Rose was troubled by the "prophecy".

She pouted and said, "I'm Diana, I like bears, I want to be a hero, and my idol is Valkyrie."

Professor Mitia nodded slightly and said, "Your name will be engraved on the Heroic Spirit Stele."

What is a heroic spirit?

That is, the existence of a hero whose great deeds were left as legends after his death and became the object of belief.

In other words, she will be a hero in the end!

...

Professor Mitia's straightforward "prophecy" caused the students to divert their attention again, and they focused more on Diana.

Among them, Werther's eyes were the most eager.

Because Diana's goals are very similar to his goals.

Become a hero, become a real hero.

It was his wish after learning that he was the son of a hero.

How he wished that Professor Mitia could say the same "prophecy" to himself.

...

"It's interesting."

Duck put down his pen and looked at the name and "prophecy" written all over the page.

Starting from Emma, ​​he wrote down every "prophecy" that Professor Mitia said.

Even if he knew very well that these "prophecies" of Professor Mitia were not reliable.

After all, no prophet can give so many predictions at once.

Divination, peeping fate, but there is a price to pay!

But that didn't stop him from having fun.

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【2 in 1 4000 words】