The Taoist Sister of a Cannon Fodder

Dao Xi is holding a toy gun.

Threateningly asked: "Compromise? Go to hell!"

Chi Xin was silent.

He knew the power of this toy gun.

That day, both men and women betrayed him and stabbed the knife. When Dao Xi hurried back, she accidentally brought back the toys of the landlord’s child at the time. Although he returned the toy gun after the incident, he accidentally saw a toy gun of the same model when he was passing by the supermarket and bought it with a nasty attitude.

It's just that he didn't guess the beginning or the end.

The original intention was to mock her as a child with a toy gun.

But the big guy is always the big guy.

Chi Xin was stunned throughout the entire process, watching it gradually transform from a pure child's toy step by step into something that is very lethal and can already be called a weapon.

Click.

The sound of mechanical winding.

Chi Xin knew that this was the sound of several built-in gun lanes being converted. This toy gun mimics the revolver and has transformed six functions, of which two are pure toy effects. The currently converted gunway may be a real toy water gun connected to the water storage tank, or it may be another one with lethality functions.

Two-sixth chance.

Which one to choose?

Chi Xin said he didn't choose either.

After Dao Xi thought he had acquiesced, he suddenly violently violent, and put his hands on the table to make a handsome somersault. Taking advantage of the opponent's astonishment, he backhanded and snatched the lethal toy gun. The fingers turned flexibly and played a handsome gun. When the opponent reacted and wanted to resist, he pointed the muzzle at the opponent's forehead.

Coldly said: "surrender? Go to death!"

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Well, the above are all brain holes.

He had no physical strength and had to step on a stool to climb up even after turning over the table. He didn't even dare to jump directly for fear of hurting his legs, let alone a series of handsome moves that needed strong physical support.

In fact it is.

Nourish.

Even if Chi Xin dodged, his face was full of water splashed by the prediction.

Reached out and wiped the water off his face.

He turned his eyes and tried to shake the pot: "Why don't you go to Niu Xiaofei next door? I believe that if you ask, he will definitely be willing to make a little sacrifice for your five-star praise performance!"

"Back to my hometown."

After a week of continuous high-pressure remedial classes, Niu Fei’s love bubble for the original body burst. In order to avoid the education from the devil’s love, he even reluctantly gave up computer games and went to his hometown in the country.

Chi Xin turned his head.

Other members of the office offered excuses.

"Boss, I just took a list and I will be rushing to draft it in the next two days."

"Boss, the card outsourcing that I discussed with **** game company has reached a critical moment, and today I have to make the final confirmation."

"Boss, my aunt is here today and can't exercise."

"Boss, I'm coming to my aunt too..."

Chi Xin opened it without hesitation: "Where's your aunt from a rough guy!"

The other party paused.

He lifted his clothes: "Look at the big belly of my three-layer swimming ring." He raised his leg high and wanted to put it on the table. Halfway through, he didn't lift it up because of too much meat and stiff ligaments, so he had to put it on a chair and shoot. He slapped his legs exaggeratedly and said: "Look at my exuberant leg hair again." He pointed to his face again: "And my big fleshy face."

"Do you think I can play a beautiful girl?"

To avoid women's clothing.

He released the last big move, with schadenfreude in his tone: "You must know that the employer must be a beautiful girl after applying makeup. The past like me will definitely break the five-star praise sign of the boss."

I felt a coldness on the back of my neck for an instant.

Chi Xin: "..."

The five-star praise is the inverse scale of the seal of the sword.

Touch it and you die.

In the end, the fat man stabbed him with a fatal blow.

"Finally, boss, didn't you set the flag for women's clothing at the top of the monthly ticket list? There are only zero and countless times for women's clothing. Anyway, you have worn it once, but it's nothing more than wearing it again."

Old people in the painting circle know this.

For some reason, Chi Xin and a big man in the circle are fighting for the weekly rankings. He thought that he would not be able to fight, so he set up a flag that counterattacked women's clothing.

Who knows that in the end, he was killed at the last moment.

I'm sorry for the high reward.

Finally, it can only be executed.

The lady who claimed to be her big aunt came with a chuckle: "Although the boss only deleted it after posting on Weibo for ten minutes at the time, my cloud disk still has pictures saved. Boss, your pretty waist and bare legs..."

Another person also echoed: "I have been a desktop for a long time."

Chi Xin: "!!!"

What mentality is to use men's women's clothing pictures as the desktop? !

This Chi Xin didn't dare to care about it in depth. At this time, I only hate why he digs old people in the circle to come to the studio! Except for the two newcomers who didn't know it, most people knew about his dark history.

Humph.

Do you think this can make him succumb?

impossible!

Chi Xin raised his chin, as if he would rather die than surrender: "That's my last time!"

Dao Xi smiled: "The first time?"

"How do I remember the last time someone looked at the mirror..."

Chi Xin immediately said, "Isn't it just women's clothing? It doesn't make a difference once or twice!"

Face hurts.

But keep smiling.

The lady who claimed to be my aunt came to think of something, her expression was astonished, and she said with some great joy of discovering the new world: "Wearing black silk and opening legs with mirror M?" Then she remembered what was going on, she asked tentatively: "The proportions of the body poses in your comics are very good. At the last annual meeting, someone broke the news that you told the truth after drinking that all the postures were recessed in reference to yourself..."

The air suddenly fell silent.

Chi Xin: "..."

who am I? where am I? What should I do?

At this time, someone said in a low voice: "Everyone has a black history, and it doesn't matter if everyone says it."

Ms. Aunt suddenly felt that it made sense.

She looked at Chi Xin's face gray, thinking that he was her boss. For the sake of harmony in the future, she blew herself up with her dark history and comforted Chi Xin: "Boss, it’s nothing to open your legs to the mirror M. I used to draw a book and don’t know how to draw it from the angle of ♂, and I wear cucumbers through men’s underwear To observe."

I don't know what the atmosphere affects.

The fat man saw that Chi Xin looked bad and followed the news to comfort: "Isn't it a benefit since ancient times, I bought a lot of bras and fat times to look for inspiration for painting beautiful girls in swimsuits, um, I also tried to wear them."

"In order to study the proportion of people, for a certain period of time, I often observe the fruit under the microscope at home.

"In order to draw a more attractive butt, I bought a butt-lifting fat time."

After several old people in the studio broke the news.

The newcomer who just entered the circle turned red, and she almost cried: "I, I don't have the rich experience of the predecessors... I actually suffer from hemorrhoids, is that count?"

The other one didn't expect the private lives of the seniors to be so wonderful. He also accidentally learned so much black history, and he was worried about whether he would be killed.

Already scared silly.

The old man who knew what stupid thing he had done: "..."

Self-public punishment.

Who are they, where are they, and what are they doing?

"Ahem."

The sound of dry cough attracted everyone's attention.

Dao Xi had an innocent expression and said in a very gentle tone: "Now everyone knows each other's dark history. From now on, you can release your nature to your heart's content without hiding it. It's great."

They looked at the sword seal neatly and uniformly.

Then they all recalled that it was the seductive words she said at the beginning that allowed them to unwittingly expose their dark history!

Dao Xi smiled: "I will keep it secret~"

All employees: "..."

Keep grudges, be careful!

Isn’t it just how often Niu Xiaofei ridiculed the boss?

Black history is mastered by big guys.

Following the heart's choice, he silently bowed his head and pretended to be busy.

Chi Xin's expression dragged his chest down with a novel look: "Oh, I don't know that the **** family has even released a new style recently, and there is no trace at all. Compared with the second generation, this feel has increased the authenticity..."

Dao Xi smiled: "You know enough."

Chi Xin said to himself in his heart: "..."

Make your mouth cheap!

This is all exposed.

He changed the subject and looked at the water kinetic skateboard parked behind the door with a awkward smile: "Ahahaha, it's a pity that you can't experience the feeling of flying now that the rain has stopped, hahaha..."

Dao Xi did not continue to reveal the fact that he was actually experienced in women's clothing.

She had known this fact a long time ago.

In the beginning, the two of them were similar in figure, and Chi Xin gave away many women's dresses. Well, the excuse he used at the time was to buy material for the comics. In fact, he wears it all once, otherwise there is no need to clean it. There was another time when he came home at night when he accidentally found a row of fat women drying on his balcony. Although carefully placed the position next door to try to confuse the line of sight, but forgot to disguise the drying rack.

Probably it is really black history that is known too much, it really doesn't count.

Dao Xi did not continue to break through.

Chi Xin was embarrassed for a few seconds before letting go, and curiously asked, "What weird task did you take this time?"

For the knife seal.

Making money is secondary, and five-star performance is the main one. For this reason, it is not uncommon for her to often accept some inexplicable employment. Chi Xin also collects her experience and plans to develop a new comic.

"Presume face."

Chi Xin didn't understand: "Huh?"

Dao Xi stretched out his hand to help him tidy up the collar that had not been turned over: "The employer has an important elder who is about to pass away. Because of some family reasons, the elder is most worried about him. It is that he has not been out for a few years after going out. It looks like, in order to reassure the old man, he lied and said that he was the big boss."

Chi Xin understood.

He asked again: "Shall we pretend to be a secretary and a driver?"

The big boss.

Secretary and driver can be said to be standard equipment for successful big bosses. As a big boss, you drive by yourself and do everything yourself. There is a driver when you go out, and a secretary runs errands for small things. You don’t need to wear a brand-name brand with a large gold chain or a ring full of gems to show that you have money and you can show your identity.

It will not be obvious that the nouveau riche.

He glanced at the Dao Xi again: "You don't look like a driver like this."

Although she has reduced most of her momentum, she doesn't look like a driver.

Dao Xi squinted: "I am the secretary."

Chi Xin suddenly had a bad feeling.

really.

"You are a fiancee."

Chi Xin stayed for a while: "Isn't it better for you to be your fiancee? Why bother to make me dress?"

Dao Xi smiled: "Satisfy your desire to go out in women's clothing. I'm not holding grudges that you always tease me next door."

Chi Xin: "..."

You are holding a grudge!