The Taoist Sister of a Cannon Fodder

Da da da.

Dangdang.

The two different voices are constantly ringing alternately as you respond. Although the sounds are different, the same is that they both carry a certain pattern and rhythm.

"Too annoying!"

The middle-aged man who just opened the door to pick up the takeaway screamed at the young man with a blue nose and a swollen face. He was so irritated by the noise, he crossed his eyebrows and said, "I knocked on the floor and cut your finger!

The teenager stopped.

He curled up and slowly moved a little to the side without a trace. He lowered his head slightly to let the long bangs cover his eyes, and with this little disguise he looked upright in the direction of the window.

The middle-aged man is still bowing his head to eat and drink.

"Bah! Bah! Bah!"

His face suddenly wrinkled when he ate something weird.

The whole person jumped up and threw the rice to the ground and said, "It's crazy to add mustard to the rice!" Some people couldn't stand the smell and got up and ran to the kitchen to find water and drink to wash the strange smell in their mouths.

Da da.

The boy knocked to the ground again.

Then stared at the window tightly.

At this time, a pole suddenly stretched out of the window, and a white cat with white fur and a little black tail came along the pole almost in the next second. It squeezed in through the gap of the security window.

The teenager opened his mouth wide.

The first time I saw a liquid cat in a real sense except for the video. Obviously so fat, but able to get out of the narrow crevices.

After Xiao Hei landed, he only glanced at the teenager lying on the ground and walked directly towards the door.

It jumps up skillfully.

Jump into the air and put two paws on the handle of the door, and then use the original strength of the body to pull the door handle down. At the same time, the body was thrown to one side, and the door was opened by inertia.

Squeak.

This is the sound of the door being pushed open, because the door is a bit old.

Da da da.

This time it was footsteps.

Immediately afterwards, the boy saw the familiar little brother of the deliveryman in uniform walking in from the door. In the usual way, he will definitely dislike these noises as noisy, but now he only thinks it is really the most beautiful music!

"How did you come in!"

After hearing the sound of the door, the middle-aged man hurriedly ran out of the kitchen to see the movement, and then happened to see the takeaway who thought he could not receive the money and had left.

Too much astonishment, he then asked a second time: "Where did you come in!" He turned his head and looked at the young man curled up in the corner with his hands tied behind him. There was no time to move over in such a short time.

not him.

After the door is closed, it will be locked automatically. It can be opened by pressing the handle from the inside, but only the key can be opened from the outside. After the door was closed, the food delivery person knocked on the door outside to remind the meal to be paid. He didn't want to pay the other party and he didn't hear it.

After a while, I didn't hear anything but thought he had already left.

But how did he get in?

This is the nineteenth floor!

All windows in the house are also installed with anti-theft windows.

"Meow."

Xiao Hei squatted on Dao Xi's shoulder and brushed his presence.

unfortunately.

The actual operation is a bit weird.

Middle-aged people can't think of it even if they want to break their heads. In fact, Dao Xi uses a floor drying rack placed outdoors to extend a road that leads to the window and is easy for cats to walk on. Then the cat successfully passed along the passage, then got in through the narrow security window, and then opened the door openly from the inside.

He didn't even think that the takeaway boy in front of him had once been a real cat demon.

Although she has lost the ability to communicate with cats in human language in the ordinary world, she understands the meaning of certain primitive cat calls. Simulating a special call instruction can also allow ordinary cats to understand the simple meaning she wants to express. In addition, this white cat called Xiaohei is also a clever cat who learns to open the door.

At the old lady's house.

If it wants to go to the cat toilet at night, it will open the toilet door by itself. It enters and exits countless times a day. The skill of opening the door has been learned and proficient. Today, when it was walking around, it found the Seal of the Dao and followed it.

Dao Xi did not intend to explain to him.

With a professional smile on her face, she said: "Hello, your takeaway is payable. The meal cost is 20 yuan. Will you pay in cash or transfer? Alipay, WeChat, bank transfer."

Middle-aged people don't understand.

But he still didn't want to pay the money, and said viciously: "Get out! I have no money."

Dao Xi repeated the words just now.

The middle-aged man saw that the other party was going to chase him, and the anger in his heart also came out. He clenched his fists and planned to refuse in another way. Although the methods are a bit violent and painful, who makes him disobedient?

"Boy, you asked for this!"

The middle-aged spoke and waved his fist in turn.

"what!!!"

The knife seal captured the middle-aged man.

She still had a standard professional smile, and her tone was emotionally helpless: "It hurts? Oh, I'm sorry. Although my methods are a little bit violent, who makes you disobedient?"

Middle-aged man: "!!!"

This face hurts.

He had his chin removed just as he wanted to open his mouth to yell.

"Uh, woo..."

Dao Xi kicked the tendons on all parts of his body, unless he was born with a special body structure that was immune, otherwise he would not have the ability to stand up and resist within a few hours. The numbness on the body will take more than half a month to completely dissipate.

She went over and untied the rope from the boy's hand.

After regaining his mobility, the teenager ran to the middle-aged man, squatted down and said with a serious face: "You don't understand the delicacy of food. Mustard rice is the most delicious food in the world!"

Middle-aged: "..."

I can go to nm's delicious!

Middle-aged: "Ula, Ula, Ula..."

The boy looked at the mustard rice that was thrown on the ground and was a little annoyed: "You let me not consume the mustard within the prescribed time. You deserve to go to the death penalty stand and be burned to death! You even insulted my preference for mustard rice. Insane! Unforgivable sin!" He kicked the middle-aged man who was lying on the ground.

"Wasabi rice is super delicious!"

His anger was all about not having the mustard meal on time, and the mustard meal that insulted him, rather than the middle-aged man looting and beating him.

Dao Xi: "..."

Sure enough, he was a magical boy.

This teenager is her latest regular customer, and buys a special mustard rice on time every day, delivered within the specified time. He would separately pay the delivery fee separately, and Dao Xi took this fixed task.

Teenagers have particularly severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

That's why Dao Xi looked at the watch stuck in time and delivered it on time, and found that it was a middle-aged man with a face full of murder weapons when he opened the door and felt that something was wrong. As far as she knew, the teenager lived alone, and felt something was wrong. I also remembered a certain time when a teenager came to open the door with a book about Morse code in her hand. After knocking on the door to remind the middle-aged that the payment was maliciously rejected, she used the Morse code to communicate with the teenager to learn about the situation inside.

Ding dong.

At this time the doorbell rang again.

Dao Xi opened the door.

Outside the door is a takeaway boy who is also in uniform. He looked inside with a weird look, and then handed over a lunch box: "Brother, the mustard rice you want." His expression was a little distorted when he said the word mustard. , Especially when I think of the thick layer of mustard under the box, I feel stomach pain.

Dao Xi paid the extra fee for errands.

She changed hands and passed the mustard rice over: "Although it's a bit late, your mustard rice has arrived today."

The boy's gloomy eyes lit up instantly.

Dao Xi pointed to the middle-aged man and asked: "How to deal with it?"

At this time, the boy was only focusing on his mustard meal, but he still took a moment to answer: "He should have been invited by my relatives to make trouble, so please call the police directly."

Relatives are invited to make trouble.

Dao Xi thought of a young man living alone in a big house, and his obvious disgust and alienation when he said the word relatives, and asked clearly, "Property?"

The young man was taken aback.

It's not surprising that she can guess.

He nonchalantly said directly: "My parents had an accident and they left me with an inheritance of hundreds of millions. Before dying, my mother asked a lawyer to freeze all the money, and only allowed my guardian to receive the quota every month. The 2,000 yuan alimony will be donated directly to charity if I die unexpectedly as a minor."

He has already stirred the rice.

He took a spoonful of green-soaked rice into his mouth, and the spicy taste made his physiological tears flow out instantly. After swallowing, pretending to be calm, continue to say: "I will be an adult next week."

The truth is nothing more than.

Teenagers who are about to reach adulthood can completely control that huge inheritance. If you want to get this money, you can only let the teenagers ‘actively’ transfer them, and then they can ‘legally’ own it. Therefore, this fierce middle-aged man came over to pretend to be a robber who robbed the house and took care of the young man until the day he became an adult. During the period, he was tortured and tortured him physically and mentally, making him terrified. When he pretended to kill him on the day of adulthood, he suggested that he could use money to ‘save his life’.

Unless very few are not afraid of death, they will generally succeed.

If the mastermind wants to operate properly.

After he succeeded, he immediately gave the kidnappers a sum of money to arrange for refuge abroad, and he was ruthless. If you get the money, you just need to bear with it a little bit longer, and you can get it right and honest through some channels.

It was too late to call the police.

If the heart is more vicious, it will cost money and life. It is not impossible for a teenager with a lonely character to live alone, pretending to be a scene where the teenager and the robber died together.

A legacy of hundreds of millions.

Wealth touches people's hearts, frantically seeking wealth and killing.

Dao Xi asked again: "What are you going to do next?"

A haze flashed in the young boy's eyes, and then grinned: "When I become an adult, I will donate all the money, so that they can experience the feeling of being empty in the bamboo basket!" He pointed to his brain with an arrogant expression: " This is my greatest wealth!"

Dao Xi said it didn't care about the customer's decision.

Pointing to the middle-aged man on the ground: "Help you call the police?"

The boy said in a stubborn tone: "I can handle it."

Dao Xi said that she knew: "Then I wish you a happy meal." After speaking, she turned around and walked outside the door happily.

A voice came from behind: "My name is Jing Luan."

Dao Xi looked back and replied: "Chi Xin." She is indeed'Chi Xin' now.

Jing Luan used self-affirmation to dispel inner confusion, increased the volume, emphasized hypnotically and said loudly: "I can!"

Dao Xi nodded: "Well, I believe it."

Of course you can.

The biggest villain in the world.

This time there is no sign of blackening, but it is full of positive energy, and the future path of life is estimated to change.

These have nothing to do with her, she also has her wonderful life.

Ding dong.

After the door opened.

There appeared a lady crying with makeup, she cried and said, "You are fine, you are right. But the person I love is getting married, but the bride is not me! I am sad, I want the newspaper, I want to give you Bad review!"

Dao Xi: "..."

There are always surprises in a wonderful life.

There is no volatility in my heart, and even a bit of a newspaper office.