The Taoist Sister of a Cannon Fodder

"Ah, don't come over!!!"

Dao Xi heard a high-pitched scream while still in the corridor.

With speechless horror.

This residential building has no elevator but can only speed up the pace and trot up, the door is closed, Dao Xi knocks on the door politely, and says professional lines: "Hello, your takeaway."

A surprise voice came from inside: "Come in and save me!"

Dao Xi unscrewed the handle: "Please open the door."

The door is locked.

Then there came another voice: "I am afraid, I dare not pass."

Dao Xi: "..."

It's difficult to call for help without opening the door.

"Help me, woo..."

The homeowner's mood was a bit wrong, and he just shouted for help in the room. Her voice was full of horror, as if she was really facing the monster. Either she has the acting skills of a little golden man, or she is really afraid to open the door because of fear. It is speculated that the terrifying creature mentioned in the remarks happened to be blocked at the door.

Dao Xi walked to the corridor window and looked out.

The building has a balcony.

After visually inspecting the foothold of the outer wall, I can still climb over it, but I pray that the homeowner’s windows are not locked. Dao Xi calculated the steps to climb the wall in his mind, and then arrived smoothly. I pushed down the window. Although it was closed, it was fortunate that there was no anti-lock, and probably because there were no anti-theft windows installed on the upper floors, otherwise it would take a bit of effort to get in.

The homeowner also found her.

He cried again and shouted: "Come here and save me."

The homeowner is a petite and sweet-looking soft girl. She stood shivering on a high chair at this time, carrying a kitchen knife in her hand, seemingly courageous. There were still obvious tears on her face, and her eyes were full of horror. After seeing the sword seal in uniform, she seemed to see the savior.

Dao Xi jumped off the balcony.

Then the so-called terrorist creatures were discovered.

It's a cauliflower snake.

Grouped into a ball.

Just blocked near the door.

No wonder the homeowner dared not go over and open the door. It was just an ordinary non-poisonous cauliflower snake. Dao Xi reached out his hand to pinch the snake's seven inches, and put it in the plastic bag that came with it, opened the door and threw it out of the room.

The mood of the homeowner collapsed all at once.

She started crying loudly.

Dao Xi didn't want to be nosy, wasting her time to make money. Although the crisis has been resolved, looking at the relaxation and collapse of the homeowner's mental tension, it is easy for her to go straight away according to her current mental state. If it didn't happen in front of your eyes, you can still pretend to ignore it.

Dao Xi: "..."

She is just a takeaway.

I sighed inwardly.

Dao Xi still walked up to the homeowner who collapsed in front of the chair and squatted down to keep her eyes on. First took away the more dangerous kitchen knife in her hand, and used a little hypnotic method to gently say, "Don't cry."

The host was stunned.

The crying gradually weakened.

Dao Xi took her off the stool and put her on the bed. When she was about to go to the bathroom to twist a towel, she felt the corners of her clothes caught. There were still tears in the eyes of the host, and her voice was still a little frightened: "Can you not walk and accompany me for a while, I, I will reimburse you for a thousand yuan, okay if you don't go?"

The takeaway brother gave her an overwhelming sense of security.

The inner fear has not dissipated, and instinctively does not want people to leave.

Knife Seal: "￥￥"

Several days of salary!

Dao Xi instantly revealed a sincere and brilliant smile: "Okay." She touched the head of the homeowner, and money made her tone more gentle and pampered: "I will wipe your face with a towel, and the tears will irritate your skin. "

The sentence was emphasized again: "I will not go."

If you are rich, you can talk easily.

The homeowner's legs were still soft and couldn't follow. She hesitated and let go of her hand. She stared at Dao Xi closely and went to the bathroom, and then she was relieved when he came back again with a towel.

She thanked her politely: "Thank you."

In order to be worthy of the 1,000 yuan soothing fee from the employer, Dao Xi not only wiped her face personally, but also provided a complete set of services and took care of her with skin care products. Afterwards, he pulled a stool next to him and sat down.

Silence each other for a while.

The host, Xiao Xiao started to confide in the takeaway brother who gave her a sense of security because of her inner fear.

She lowered her head and played with her fingers.

He took a deep breath and began to say: "My boyfriend cheated, and I told him that I broke up last night after I found out." She seemed to fall into memory again and was silent for a while, after slowing down, she continued: "He came to see me this morning, I I kept knocking without opening the door. I was annoyed by knocking and wanted to tell him clearly and let him go."

At this point she shook.

"In the beginning, I was talking and begging me to forgive him. I couldn't forgive him for cheating. If I can cheat once, I can cheat a second time. After seeing me insisting on breaking up, he suddenly rushed over and wanted to QJ me."

In addition to snakes, this is also part of the fear.

"I rushed to the kitchen and took a knife and deliberately pretended to be crazy and tried to slash him. He probably gave up because he was afraid. But when I left, I took a snake out of my bag and threw it in my house. When I was a kid I was bitten by a poisonous snake and almost died so I was afraid of snakes. He knew it. He knew I was afraid of snakes..."

Thinking of the scene at that time.

Xiaoxiao's mood began to show signs of collapse again.

Dao Xi's eyes were dim.

It turns out that this is how the snake came.

It is not the old house in the village. In the city of steel and iron mud, there is rarely a sudden invasion of snakes. When she first saw the scary creature in the remarks, she thought it was just a species like rats or cockroaches. I don't know when the slogan of "Takeaway Brother is Almighty" spread, but I also helped timid customers to clean up for the praise.

And the house has only bedroom and bathroom.

The door of the bathroom was at the front door, and she didn't even have a place to hide.

So the fear is like that.

Dao Xi suddenly said, "Can you lend me your kitchen?"

Xiaoxiao was distracted: "Huh? Good."

Dao Xi went outside the door.

Xiaoxiao watched him walk in carrying a bag containing a snake and hid in the bed with a scream, then watched the takeaway brother walk towards the kitchen with horror. It didn't take long to hear the sound of a knife passing something.

She glanced at it.

The bedroom and the kitchen are separated by only a curtain, so you can directly see the figures in the kitchen. She raised her eyes and saw that a peeled snake skin was thrown into the trash can, and she was shocked to shrink back into the bed.

Duh duh!

Close, with a sense of rhythm.

Even if Xiaoxiao hadn't seen it with his own eyes, she probably guessed that the takeaway boy was chopping the snake meat with a knife, and the continuous sound of the knife seemed to divide it into hundreds of pieces. Suddenly, a scene of the takeaway brother descending from the sky and fighting with the big snake appeared in her mind. When she thought of this, the inexplicable fear in her heart dissipated a lot.

a long time.

Xiaoxiao watched the takeaway brother walk over with a bowl of soup.

She glanced subconsciously.

The soup is milky white, because the snake skin and the snake meat are removed and it appears white. The meat is very delicate, like tofu, and smelling the taste, the thought that might be delicious suddenly appeared in her heart.

It's not a snake meat at all.

There is no feeling of fear either.

Dao Xi set up a small table on the bed.

She put the snake soup on it, and her voice seemed to be bewildering: "Snake meat can nourish blood, strengthen muscles and bones, and it can also beautify the skin and nourish the skin. Eat something that is good for your body. Eat it while it's hot. "

A spoon was stuffed in Xiaoxiao's hand.

When she took a spoonful into her mouth, she suddenly realized that it was snake meat.

She is the snake she fears most!

Dao Xi added the sentence appropriately at this time: "It's just your Chinese food now."

Xiaoxiao was stunned: "!!!"

He whispered in his heart.

Chinese food on a plate.

She suddenly laughed: "Yes, it's just my plate Chinese food now, plate Chinese food!" After laughing, she started to eat and drink forcefully with a spoon, as if the snake meat in the bowl represented the scumbag.

"Really tasty!"

Licking his lower lip.

The wonderful taste still remained in his mouth.

Xiaoxiao suddenly looked at Dao Xi with bright eyes: "Do you know where snakes are sold?" She climbed down from the bed, bowed and said sincerely: "Thank you for letting me out of the psychological shadow, I will give You are a thousand yuan, can you teach me how to do snakes? You can teach me as many kinds as you know!"

Knife Seal: "￥￥"

"no problem!"

She smiled and provided the channels she knew, and then personally accompanied Xiaoxiao to the vegetable market to buy seven or eight edible vegetable snakes. When she first saw the snake alive, she was still very scared. Finally, she kept hinting that she dared to reach out to catch the snake with the Chinese food. When she picked up the kitchen knife, her eyes became cold.

Dao Xi: "..."

Once a woman gets tough.

Ding dong.

Hu Qingchun opened the door.

"Hello, your takeaway."

He looked at the person in the takeaway uniform for a moment, then rolled his eyes. He didn't order takeaway, but he smiled and reached out to pick it up, and said, "You are finally here, but I'm starving to death."

It's not his fault to send the wrong person.

When the time comes, I will just make up a friend to help order a takeaway not long ago. It is an excuse for not knowing what the specific point is. Anyway, after waiting for a few bites, the rider found that he had sent it wrong and he could only admit that he was unlucky.

It's cheap when you bring it to your door, not for nothing!

Hu Qing reached out to pick it up, but was avoided. He looked at the takeaway boy who walked directly in and felt a little displeased: "Just give it to me, what are you doing after coming in!"

"A young lady named Xiaoxiao said she was wrong. She cooked these dishes by herself and told me to watch you eat them all."

Dao Xi smiled and laid out the snake dishes one by one.

Hu Qingchun's excuse was instantly beaten in the face.

But when I heard my ex-girlfriend said that she knew she was wrong, she would cook for him and apologize, and instantly felt that the face had been saved. He put on makeup and sighed with emotion: "It's good for her to know her mistakes. If she knew today, why bother back then."

Going to eat while talking pretty.

Seeing that he was almost eating, the knife seal brushed his sense of existence: "Ms. Xiaoxiao also asked me to show you a video."

The tablet he handed over had a cute pattern on it, and he was even more happy when he knew it was something for his girlfriend. Was it not good to apologize in person and pray for reconciliation by recording a video?

"Okay."

He felt that his girlfriend's act of apologizing to him in a low voice made his face puffed up in front of outsiders, and he clicked in a good mood.

"what!"

As soon as he clicked on, he saw a snake head hitting the screen directly, and he was taken aback and almost threw the tablet directly. The snake's head was cut off by a kitchen knife in the next second, and blood splashed on the screen.

The picture feels too horrifying.

This time he was directly scared and threw the tablet.

However, she was caught by the prepared Dao Xi standing nearby. She smiled and said: "I am a professional rider with 100% praise in my performance. Since I have received the money, I must fulfill the employer's requirements."

"Do you watch it for yourself or let me watch it with you?"

Hu Qingchun didn't want to watch it.

He also understands now, what girlfriend apologized, this was deliberately combined with the rider to fix him, waved to drive people out: "Look at your mb, you get out."

Dao Xi said coldly: "You actually prevented me from getting five-star praise!"

Hu Qingchun still watched the video under the ‘accompaniment’. The content of the video was Xiaoxiao’s sneer and the whole process of cooking. Newbies, handling inappropriate content is a bit **** and violent.

The end of the video.

Xiaoxiao sneered with the **** knife: "You are the biggest mistake I have made in my life. If you dare to pester me, don't blame me, you're welcome!" She directly decapitated a snake with a knife.

A foul smell came.

Dao Xi withdrew.

She fixed the tablet connected to the video screen, like a magician in a circus curtain call, giving a gentleman's gift to the lady on the video screen.

"Dear, if you are still satisfied with my service, please give a five-star praise~"