The Taoist Sister of a Cannon Fodder

Debut is the pinnacle.

Many people are not optimistic about the future of the seal of the sword.

It's not that they sing badly, but the initial starting point is too high, and it is generally difficult to surpass. How can you climb up after you have reached the top? This kind of similar situation has not never happened before in circles. At the beginning, the pressure was also great because of standing too high. The second time he was unsuccessful, he was bad-mouthed, and then gradually went downhill.

The public thinks.

Climbing from the bottom to the top and then having a beautiful curtain call is the perfect life.

Then they were slapped in the face one after another.

When Dao Xi created the second peak, they thought it was a fluke. At the third peak, they thought it was barely keeping, and at the fourth and fifth times, their faces were swollen and speechless. After slapped their faces again and again, their faces were slapped, and then they learned to behave and no longer dared to speak casually.

Afraid of being beaten to death.

At the beginning, there were still people envy, jealousy, and hatred. Mortals could still have a heart of transcendence, and they couldn't even raise this idea in the face of God. Just like Yunxiao said: You can compare with people, but compare with the devil, isn't this looking for abuse?

Since then, the seal of the sword has been a myth.

Everyone dared not look at the seal of the sword, and turned their sights on the people who were on the same road with her. Being led by a great **** is really envious, jealous, and hateful, and holding a golden thigh is equivalent to flying up all the way! There is not even a bumpy road along the way. If you can't make your debut, you will be the peak, but it is also the ultimate dream of life to be able to reach the peak steadily!

The people around Dao Xi just wanted to roll their eyes.

And attach: Ha ha.

Just seeing their beautiful side, but ignoring the hard work behind them.

The world is not in vain for lunch.

Do you think there is no price to pay for holding your thighs? Do you think you don’t need to work hard just by hanging on your boss’s lap as a pendant? What a joke! Those who hold this kind of thinking will only be left behind, and those who cannot keep up will be ruthlessly left behind! In order not to be thrown out on the way to the big guys soaring, almost all of them tried their best to enrich themselves and increase their weight to ensure that they can be safely used as pendants.

such as.

Zhang Qi was silent for a moment after finishing his hair with a comb, and then asked: "Dogzi, let's take some time to get a hair transplant. I heard that **** Beauty Hospital has developed a new technology that is safe and painless and does not require a recovery period."

Yun Xiao glanced at the mirror.

silence.

After a while, something unlovable said: "Oh, father-in-law, look at the arrangement."

[Gouzi, you have changed. 】

[Inspector of Ouchi. 】

This is the nickname the two give each other.

At first, the two of them were fighting because of a little bit of disagreement with each other. When they came to the back, they didn't have time to quarrel even if they had time.

I'm busy every day.

Zhang Qi was afraid that he would find a new partner if he didn't use the sword seal. In order not to be abandoned, he followed the steps of the big man's ascension to heaven. His hairline has moved back nearly one centimeter, and his top has begun to show signs of baldness.

The same goes for Yunxiao.

It's getting stronger, and it's going to be bald.

His original ambitions were not big, and the process of becoming stronger was even more tragic.

Zhang Qi is doing his best to keep up with the big troops for fame and wealth. But he was tied to the back of the car by the Devil's sister, and he would be dragged forward forcibly if he didn't want to go. Zuo Jing, who is no better than a super genius, is no better than Zhang Qi's ordinary cleverness, he is just polished by high-intensity training.

Count the sad past here.

Every morning, I study with a water bowl on my head. If the morning is really delayed because of busy work, move to the evening, and the evening is also busy, then try to reduce the time during work, such as Zamabu eating. If you dare to be lazy, you will be beaten violently. If you dare to beat the Yin and Yang, then you will be beaten again until you beat the obedient.

This ‘inspirational’ was also praised.

Yun Xiao can only smile.

His acting skills are not good enough, and he can't control his expression well to express the emotions he should have. Sister Devil specially programmed a small game that can sense human muscles for him to practice in contrast. Smiling, angry, sad, etc. all have prescribed arcs and standards, and a lot of repeated practice until the habit becomes natural. The only scary thing is that the control picture of the induction feedback is a bit real and scary. There is no skin, only internal muscles and human tissues.

As a result, at first he could dream of a skinned blood man smiling at him every night.

The acting posture is also forced out.

In a big production drama, he was thrown into a horse step under the waterfall in order to show the tough guy effect. The stones on the water were slippery, and the bottom plate was unstable at first. If it wasn't for a rope tied to his waist, he would almost be washed off the cliff by the waterfall. At that time, he was scared to pee at the front line of life and death, but fortunately he couldn't see it in the water.

The manners are not graceful.

In terms of walking posture, Sister Devil draws a line on the ground and lets him practice walking on the line. During the assessment, wipe off the line and walk on the open space, and a little more cane will be drawn over. The end result is that the walking pace is like a ruler, and every step is standard. Although I got a pair of straight and long legs that were licked by fans, I felt a faint pain in my calf every time I thought of it when I walked.

Sister Devil gave him a stick education.

When dining etiquette, if you dare to chirp, use chopsticks to pull your mouth, and when the bowls and dishes collide loudly, you will pull your hands. If the learning progress is slower, don't worry, just hit it. If you know it hurts, you will work hard to learn.

I also learned a lot of other skills.

He was required to use the original voice for acting. If his voice was not standard, he would practice pronunciation by pressing a ball in his mouth. If the ball hadn't been pulled out when it slipped down his throat, he had almost choked to death several times. Although I was praised by fans for speaking very loudly, as if I was pregnant and very happy, but I really don't want to remember what happened.

I still remember that he wanted to participate in the male lead of a major state-funded war film.

This is a good opportunity to increase fans, more or less the first-line fight.

Sister Devil really took him to the battlefield in order to let him fit into the role. In a small country, there has been war throughout the year, and the sound of several guns, bullets, fire, and cannons can be heard almost every day. That was also the first time he saw the real devil of Devil Sister, she joined the war, the real war, not the kind of acting. During that time, the shining light in her eyes was terrifying, and the gunpowder smoke on her body did not dissipate.

Inexplicably, he was not afraid, but strangely felt relieved.

At that time, he was asked to sing and perform to the lower class people.

To convey positive energy and spread hope.

For the first time, he did not do something with a utilitarian heart. After a long time, he could not stand with his legs shaking until he was able to lead the people in the war zone to evacuate. He also learned the bandaging craftsmanship that is comparable to the master's treatment of trauma. . In the later stage, he can even fall asleep peacefully with the sound of guns, cannons, and can wake up in times of danger.

I want to do one more thing.

In the end, Sister Devil really let him win a Nobel and Ping Prize.

During the period, she quelled the wars in small countries and allowed the wars to disappear into a harmonious society. Although the protagonist is the Devil's sister, he is just an addition, but he is also counted. Even when the award was presented, his mind went blank, and finally he only said one sentence when he gave his acceptance speech: "Thank you my sister."

[Thanks to my sister. 】

He said this sentence on many podiums, including domestic film and TV Emperor podiums, as well as international figurines. He said as many fixed lines as there were trophies on the entire wall of the studio.

Oh.

Forgot to say.

He, Yun Xiao, has now reached the pinnacle of his life.

The experience of life can be said by the public very well, the kind that has no regrets in this life.

Take away your thoughts from your memories.

Yun Xiao asked in a daze: "Father-in-law, do you say my sister really doesn't care about me?"

Zhang Qi was still worrying about the problem of hairline, and he murmured: "You are really a cheap leather, the queen doesn't care about you, shouldn't you be happy that you are finally free?"

Yun Xiao lowered his head and fell into contemplation again.

He was forced to advance with violence by the devil sister before. Although he didn't dare to resist in his heart, he always wanted to escape from her in his heart. However, now that the end is reached, she took the initiative to leave. There is quite a feeling that parents use tough methods to teach their children to pull them away and let them stand on their own when they reach adulthood.

Yun Xiao touched his heart.

Obviously free, but my heart is very lost.

Probably like Zhang Qi said, he is a cheap leather. I wanted to escape when I was there, but missed it when I was no longer.

He changed the subject and asked: "What is my schedule today."

Zhang Qi opened the memo schedule on his mobile phone and glanced at it and said: "Your schedule at noon, attend **** at 12 o'clock to present the award to the peak. Speaking of which, the life path of this person is also very inspirational, and he has finally risen in the street for a few years. I took a look at his works two days ago, and finally I can feel the strength of personal character. Although the previous works are brilliant and beautiful, they always don’t feel like his."

No matter how wonderful, can he be wonderful?

Yun Xiao is not interested in him: "Oh, there are more."

Zhang Qi touched his scalp: "After the award, we will go to transplant the hair." The baldness is too obvious, and the bangs can hardly cover it. Fortunately, the queen has announced his retirement, and he will finally be able to live a stable life in the future.

After Dao Xi had accumulated enough reputation, he retired, and Zuo Jing would be crazy if he played any more. Even if it's a super genius, inspiration doesn't come just as it is. In order to keep reaching the peak every time, he is also going bald.

Yun Xiao touched his hair.

When letting go, there were a few intertwined between the fingers.

Is this hair loss?

No, it's power.

When going to the garage.

They met a madman hiding behind a car with a dagger trying to stab him.

Yun Xiao’s skills honed by the Devil’s sister are not much worse than that of the special forces. To exercise his skills, he was thrown into the military training for several months. Anyway, he came out and took off a few layers of skin. In addition, he has also been to the real On the battlefield, the assassination of such a big noise was really trivial, and he easily and neatly subdued him.

He was too lazy to deal with it, and said directly: "Call the police."

Zhang Qi, who was next to him, dialed the police and said in disgust: "You can't do it, dog. As expected, you will become weaker without the queen. It took two tricks to subdue you, and you have become hot."

Yun Xiao: "..."

He looked around almost reflexively, and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no devil. But once again I recalled the fear of being dominated by the Devil's sister, and my body suddenly felt aching pain.

If you're confused, just be confused. It's good to fend for yourself.

Zhang Qi suddenly said: "This person is not..."