The Taoist Sister of a Cannon Fodder

The stingy boss named Zuo Jing.

According to the complaints made by the young lady at the front desk, their boss is a master, or the ultimate master of everything. I often think it out, but with a good mind, I can always turn the seemingly ‘difficult’ things into a ‘simple’ mode so that they are not lazy to say anything, and they are also very good at language arts.

Commonly known as: Fudge.

In short, the employees are often excited by his language and art, and their mental consciousness can even be raised to the point where they can die without fear of being martyred to the country. Of course, it is not to let the employees really die for him.

Just let them actively work overtime.

Focus.

Free overtime.

Even the security guard next door, who was still fooling around, patrolled the area of ​​their hotel. There is no need to do anything. You only need to turn dozens of meters to get extra benefits. And it's not cash, it's all kinds of meal coupons or free coupons in high-end venues. Bring a friend or girlfriend to a place where you can invisibly pretend to be more versatile. It's not that they were allowed to do something illegal, they were all bought off.

In short.

The stingy won a batch of top-level security in all aspects without spending a penny.

What's even more amazing is.

I don't know what I did as a fine boss.

The boss next door obviously acquiesced by vomiting blood out of anger.

The young lady at the front desk often complained: "You don't need to be serious if you are really talented." She believes that if the stingy guy is serious about doing business, there is no room for him to ride on their heads next door.

at this time.

The stingy boss was a little excited and gagged.

If the young lady saw his shocked expression the day before yesterday, her eyes would be protruding in shock. She had never seen their boss' expressions other than smiles since she had been at work for a year.

It is said that the woman he likes likes him to laugh.

If someone else’s facial paralysis is expressionless, his facial paralysis is smiling like a flower.

Zuo Jing looked directly at the sword seal with a deep gaze, and suddenly asked an inexplicable sentence: "Can you?" The tone of the question sounded calm, but the hand holding the wheelchair armrest was already white due to force.

Dao Xi nodded: "Yes."

Zuo Jing looked down at the woman in the wheelchair who had just moaned suddenly. His eyes were filled with waves caused by tenderness and excitement. He raised his head to look at Dao Xi and asked a non-marginal sentence: "How much?"

Dao Xi continued to nod: "Nine."

Zuo Jing's expression returned to his usual smiling face this time. If he is sensitive to the aura emitted by people, he can feel that his heart fluctuates greatly at this time, but his self-control ability is very strong and he has not shown much.

moment.

He thought about it and said, "Night."

Dao Xi still nodded: "Okay."

Zuo Jing bent down and straightened the wind-blown hair of the woman in the wheelchair. The smile on his face softened a bit, and he whispered: "Let's go, when you wake up, I want to eat the lava buns you made. Up."

Dao Xi: "..."

The legendary girlfriend's new dish, lava bag.

The hobby is unique.

After the people are gone.

Wang Ji's eyes were full of question marks. She knew that the two of them had been fighting against each other just now. But the person who didn't understand the liver and lungs was very curious, and couldn't help but ask: "Sister Eryu, what were you talking about just now?"

Dao Xi smiled: "Catch a fish, it's super big."

Wang Ji was even more dumbfounded: "Huh?"

What does this have to do with fish?

However, Dao Xi didn't say, it is estimated that it was related to private affairs, and Wang Ji was also interested and did not continue to ask. Then he changed the subject and asked curiously: "Sister Eryu, do you know where the lava bag he said just now can be sold? Just just listen to the name, and it feels so exciting. It's quite novel. I don't know if it tastes good?"

Dao Xi coughed dryly and said, "Oh, it's very simple."

Wang Ji asked with bright eyes: "How to do it?" She is a snack food, and good food has an irresistible temptation to her. There are still a few who can eat and cook, and at least they have the level of New Oriental graduates.

Dao Xi flickered solemnly: "Be a bun first normally."

Nodding: "Well, what then?"

Dao Xi continued: "Release the water and start a big fire."

Wang Ji nodded again and again, looking humbly asking for advice: "Yeah." Generally, things like steamed noodles need to be turned on a high fire, and can be made with ordinary steamed buns or soup dumplings that are a bit difficult.

As the saying goes, steamed buns compete for breath.

Dao Xi smiled: "Then there will be no more."

Wang Ji was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Isn't this what the normal buns do?

Wang Ji scratched her head and thought about the mystery inside, but still didn't think of it. She continued to ask: "Sister Naeryu, you know that this lava bag belongs to that faction." Turning back to ask her master who is proficient in all eight elements.

Dao Xi blinked: "Darkness."

Wang Ji nodded: "Oh, darkness...Huh?!"

Immediately she knew what the lava bag did.

The live broadcast room was still guessing what did Dao Xi and Zuo Jing mean? Now I was immediately attracted by the topic of dark cuisine, and a bunch of real and fake boyfriends began to complain about the new cuisine developed by his girlfriend in an instant.

"My girlfriend's instant noodles are directly thrown in shell eggs."

"You can eat it after shelling. Have you ever tried Strawberry Stir-fried Spicy Strips?"

"The Mapo tofu made by my girlfriend has the effect of looking up at the sky."

"Haha, are there any team members here? Bring a torch and gather gasoline!"

Dao Xi glanced eastward.

Just around the corner, I saw the last touch of the left scene.

And he went to the general hospital near the station, which is also a famous hospital specializing in brain nerves. Going to the hospital is to check the body of the lover. Can a vegetative person wake up suddenly and have a good examination?

Their conversation just now was actually a deal.

Dao Xi hummed with a special frequency to stimulate Zuo Jing's vegetative lover to react. His gaffe was found to be the effect of singing. Then she asked if she could be treated, she was almost sure, and she answered, 90%.

The other party made an appointment to talk in detail at night.

Zuo Jing is now anxious to go to the hospital to check his girlfriend's current situation and see if there are any new changes. By the way, he put his girlfriend in the hospital for someone to look after him, and he came over at night to talk about the deal.

But the fish has taken the bait.

He can't run!

"Ahem."

Wang Ji heard Dao Xi's cough and said with concern: "Sister Eryu, do you have a dry voice? I'm going to buy a drink~" After begging for a meal and said so many words, she finally sang a song and her voice was normal.

After she finished speaking, she ran to the nearby store.

She still hummed an impromptu song: "Today, the eldest sister took me to pretend to take me to fly, and begs for a lot of small money~" The rhythm of the melody was just hummed by Dao Xi, and she had no intention of remembering it. .

Dao Xi stroked her throat.

Sure enough, the burden of manpower simulation machinery is huge.

In this world, there have been cases of using ultrasonic flying to wake up vegetative people, but the probability is basically based on luck. If it happens that the wave value reaches resonance, it will wake up, and it will not wake up 100%. And the world where Dao Xi stayed has a complete way to wake up the vegetative, her humming is simulating the frequency of ultrasound. Of course, it is impossible to wake the patient completely by human voice, after all, there is no mechanical sound.

However, it can still be done by stimulating at a specific frequency.

She once curiously studied the laws of audio.

Fortunately, the vegetative girl was taken care of by Zuo Jing very well. Seeing that he was well prepared, he would take her out to listen to the outside world when he took a long time. Any sound at the station would be suitable for being near the hospital. It is estimated that she will often keep chatting with her in private, which increases her sensitivity to voices.

If you insist, your throat will be damaged.

The big fish from the knife seal was caught.

I didn't want to continue begging for food and planned to go back. The novelty of pretending was over and not so excited at the beginning. Wang Ji had been standing with him for a long time and was a little tired, so he didn't refute it. And now she can't wait to go back and slap his brother in the face.

After so many years, she can finally crush him once!

Unfortunately.

They returned early, and the other two groups have not returned from work. Wang Ji, who suffers from the absence of the audience, circulates around the room impatiently. Fortunately, after waiting for the two groups of people to come back one after another.

The Hou brothers and sisters came back first.

The two are the elders, Wang Ji, and it is not easy to slap them in the face directly, so they can only hold back forcibly. However, in the chat, it can be known that the two made a total of 120 when they remembered. It’s not bad that you can make so much by posting flyers in the afternoon.

"Dangdangdang!"

The door was suddenly pushed open.

The prince hopped in: "This prince's achievement."

He swiped it to reveal the money in his hand. Ten yuan per sheet, one hundred yuan remuneration, a total of ten sheets, spread out in a fan shape. He specifically asked for the change, because it seemed that the number would be more than one hundred.

"How about it, awesome!"

He saw that Wang Ji's face was distorted with anger, and he assumed that her grades were definitely not good, but why did his sister's eyes look weird?

The prince provoked: "Why, jealous?"

Wang Ji: "Shit!"

patience.

The effect of slapped face after he finishes the force is better!

"anything else!"

He looked back at Yun Xiao triumphantly.

Yun Xiao walked out from behind, carrying a few pieces of food in his hand: "It was given by the boss." There was a faint smile on his face, and his eyes were also proud. The room is so big that you can see it at a glance, and they are the only ones who bring meals.

The prince continued Barra: "I used everyone's dinner money, please come back now!"

The expression is still smug.

As for rice.

It's also because they are stars.

After all, it is necessary to communicate in advance when shooting in other stores, and the boss is the insider. The director said in advance that they must strictly abide by the regulations. The boss deducted 20 when they saw that they broke two plates, but before leaving, he still watched the show group’s face and packed them a bit of food to take away. Of course, the excuse was to cancel the order It's not easy to handle.

Wang Ji's face has become more and more distorted.

The prince only thought that she was even more angry. At this time, he even more proudly told his hard work and inspiration. He also showed his wrinkled hands because of too much water. Only his voice was left in the room.

Many viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't bear to watch it.

"Prince, don't say anything."

"Your sister is stubbornly trying to read the rules!"

"Prince, the higher you jump, the harder you fall."

"Hahaha, finally waited until this moment!"

"The princess hurry, zoom in and kill him."

The prince akimbo triumphantly: "How is it?!"

Wang Ji finally couldn't hold it anymore.

She thought calmly and responded: "Oh."

In fact, the corners of the mouth are almost cracked to the base of the ears!

He took out his job and deliberately made a distressed look: "Hey, I am not good at math. I have counted so much money so many times and I haven't counted how much it really is."

Studio.

"Blow, I will watch you blow quietly!"

"Fit, I didn't miss the 99.99 calculation."

"You hold back your words to block the camera, I want to watch the wonderful moment when the prince was beaten in the face."

prince:"!!"

The expression burst.

Prince: "You robbed money?"

This time it was Wang Ji's turn to akimbo: "This is what we want for food!"

At this moment, she couldn't hold back anymore, her memory was quite good, and she told a story about today's experience with her small mouth. The prince never cared to be shocked to hear his eyes red with envy and jealousy!

He knows his sister.

Although I sometimes exaggerate performance art, I never lie. It was 80% true that things were squeezed out of water, and the thought of his wrong behavior made angina painful.

You must know that he was invited in the beginning!

The prince held his chest and fell into silence for a long time without easing him.

a long time.

Suddenly the prince knelt with a thud, and then hugged Dao Xi's thigh tightly and shouted: "Big brother, you must bring the little one to beg for dinner tomorrow! I will put up a bowl for you and say thank you boss, congratulations on getting rich!"

Dao Xi: "..."

If you say you want to starve to death, why don't you go to the streets to beg for food?

There was Wang Heng before and the prince afterwards.

Their royal family.

Does the passive all have their own ‘iron bone clank’ skills?