The Taoist Sister of a Cannon Fodder

White House Chamber

At the top sat Bai Qiming, the contemporary Patriarch of the Bai family.

Below stood a Bai family to worship.

Bai Qiming asked with a faint expression: "Say, what's the matter?"

He pressed his fingertips lightly on the table top.

The sound of da da da is like a direct hit in the heart.

Bai Jiashan Yin Gong.

Lie detection can also be done through the rhythm of music.

The Bai family worshipped a little bit in his mind and replied: "The transaction was originally smooth. Just when our two parties were preparing to evacuate, a third party of unknown origin suddenly appeared. They stunned Bai Qi and Hei... Gone the cash."

Bai Qiming was lost in thought.

moment.

He asked again: "Talk about the behavior of the third party, don't leave out any details."

The Bai Family's expression of worship was distorted for a moment.

Bai Qiming also noticed some fluctuations in his mood, and asked: "What? What is special about the third party?" This Bai family enshrines what he knows, and the psychological quality is still acceptable. There are few things that can make him show this look.

Does a pervert count?

The Bai family worshipped this time for a longer time to organize thoughts. After taking a deep breath, he seemed to be mentally prepared before he said: "They fell from the sky."

As soon as Bai Qiming heard the first sentence, he interjected and asked: "Helicopter?"

If it's really a helicopter, it's easy to check.

Not everyone owns this special vehicle. Just check who used it or borrowed it yesterday to find out who was behind it. But he thinks things should not be that simple.

Bai Family Worship shook his head: "No."

"I didn't hear the sound of maneuvering such as propellers before the incident. There was wind at the time. It is estimated that it landed with the help of hang gliders. That group of changes... The group jumped down from a position of tens of meters without incident. There should be a third order."

The Bai family's majors are sensitive to sound attack and ears.

There was a natural strong wind at the time, which disturbed their hearing. As a result, no one even noticed their movements before the appearance of the third party.

Then the Bai family worship was silent.

Bai Qiming urged: "Then?"

The Bai family worshipped the expressionless Tao, and the voice was a little erratic: "Then their third party tore off the black cloak and turned into a magical girl. The big muscle brother and expensive magical girl dressed as a woman, five!"

Bai Qiming: "..."

He, he doesn't understand very well.

"Then a magical girl with yellow hair and a yellow wig took out a magic wand."

Just now the Patriarch ordered to explain any details. The Bai family worshipped entangled, and then pinched his throat in a particularly irritating posture with a face on his hips: "Sailor Moon of Love and Justice...destroy you! He, she? After making a gesture like this, after a flash of light, Bai Qi fainted."

Bai Qiming: "..."

He understands every word.

But how does it look like a heavenly book?

Also, what the **** is the posture of the shamelessness just now?

It seems that he accidentally collected a black history of his own worship.

The Bai Family Enshrinement Recovery was expressionless, as if nothing had happened just now and continued: "Then the magical girl took out the sack and moved the bricks."

Bai Qiming: "..."

No, what about the good magical girl?

Wasn't magic used in the first place, why did you suddenly play a hooligan?

The style of painting is wrong.

The Bai family worship is somewhat unlovable now, just want to confess what they know: "After Yueqi's innocent coma, they began to attack us with magic wands. Every time a flash of light flashes, someone will fall."

Bai Qiming was shocked: "Is there really magic?"

The Bai Family's worship look was also shocked: "I don't know."

The two fell silent.

After returning to the worship of the Bai family, he continued: "At this moment, another great demon suddenly descended."

Bai Qiming: "..."

This way is wrong.

How did the righteous magical girl get along with the big devil?

Bai Qiming didn't even realize that his thoughts were crooked.

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"That demon king and I were confronted, and the opponent's strength was definitely above the fifth rank. In addition, the group of magical girls gathered around and beat Young Master Kang in a sack." After speaking, he suddenly became a little angry: "Say okay. The magical girl wanted to destroy us on behalf of the moon, and they even called the police after they let us go!"

Bai Qiming: "..."

The worship of his house.

It seems that something has gone wrong since he fell the jar just now. Should he go to a psychiatrist?

"Patriarch, the young master is still in the dark room."

The other party didn't know why he let him go alone, knocked out all the others, and took them away after calling the police.

Bai Qiming: "Check!"

He returned to his initial angry state of mind.

Bai family worship: "..."

I don't really want to take this job.

Dao Xi felt that she had turned on an incredible switch.

at this time.

The five expensive elder brothers, wearing magical girl c suits, are now fighting with each other holding magic wands.

"Move the light wave, launch it!" Mei Chengwei dented and pressed the button in the middle of the magic wand, and a flash of light flashed from the top. Because the lights in the room are brighter, the light emitted is a little weak.

Mei Chenghuan, who was opposite him, evaded, and after denting a posture, he used his magic wand to shoot a flash of light with his backhand and shouted, "Eat my righteous blow."

There is also a melee on the other side.

Mei Chengyue proficiently gestured to the magical girl's fighting posture. After practicing martial arts, her body balance was very good, and a set of difficult movements was particularly smooth.

The magic wand aimed at Mei Qiong: "rua!"

Mei Chengwei just found an opportunity, holding the magic wand in both hands, directly as if avoiding Mei Chengying's attack on Mei Qiong's **** just now: "Accept the sanction of my love!" He rushed over while maintaining the posture of the Millennium Kill.

Dao Xi: "..."

Hey, the lines are driving a bit!

Straight man’s calcium...

Forget it.

They are happy.

Why did she transform into a elder brother magical girl, this is really not the use of force by Dao Xi to intimidate her.

Let's look back at the situation at that time.

Mei Chengyue scratched his head: "I only brought one magic wand, and the others are kept in my secret base."

Mei Chenghui's eyes lit up: "Secret base? Take us to visit!"

Once something is given the title of a secret, it will always arouse people who want to snoop deep in their hearts.

Dao Xi interrupted: "As far as I know, the trading time is late at night, and our time is still early. It happened to be at Brother Yong's secret base to discuss the battle strategy."

Everyone agrees.

Being afraid of revealing his hobbies, Mei Chengzhen bought a fifty-square-meter apartment in the suburbs of the city as a secret base to unscrupulously release his inner preferences.

The room is nothing special.

That is, everything in it is related to the peripheral items of the magical girl, which is simply a different-dimensional space for the other current brothers.

The visit is very strong.

Mei Chengzhen went to get the magic wand, and the other brothers watched other things curiously.

"Fuck!"

Mei Chenghui accidentally found the large magical girl costume in the closet, and shouted out in shock: "This large size, wouldn't you wear it yourself?"

Mei Chengyue's face turned pale.

Boys like pink plush toys. Boys not only like pink plush toys but also women's clothing. There is still a big difference in shame between the two.

The atmosphere is stagnant and embarrassing.

Mei Chenghui looked anxious at Mei Chengzhen’s collapse, looking at the various magical girl costumes full of cabinets, and said without thinking: “The clothes are pretty good-looking, can I wear them? "

If you say it, you won’t get it back.

Mei Chenghui's reason for the brothers to go forward and retreat together changed from trying on them to trying on all the members.

In the end, I seemed to experience a different kind of stimulation.

Originally intended to wear a black disguise, all members turned into a elder brother magical girl to attack. With this disguise, the Bai family would never think it was them.

The Meijia Scum Boys Team.

It is impossible to love magical girls!

Dao Xi: "..."

What can she do with such a sand sculpture brother?

Spoil it!

Dao Xi imitated the toy water gun of the previous world and transformed the magic wand. The light shot out has no attack power, it is pure beam. What really stuns the enemy is the anesthetic ice needle hidden in the beam.

The principle is a bit metaphysical.

I said earlier that this world can cultivate immortals.

Dao Xi described a magic circle inside the magic wand that can inspire ice spells, as well as a magic circle that can hypnotize and make people sleepy, which can be activated with internal energy. It's also a real magic wand.

Brothers asked the principle.

Dao Xi replied: "Don't ask, ask is that I am super invincible."

When Guwu breaks through the seventh rank, it can more or less cause some metaphysical phenomena, such as lightning strikes, freezing, and flames. Therefore, they will only be curious about the principle of the magic wand but will not refresh the three views.

of course.

Under the threat of Xiaoquanquan, no one dared to ask.

the above.

Dao Xi looked at the happy sand sculpture brother who was indulged in the magical girl game and had a particularly harmonious atmosphere, and felt that the brother's law of four irons could be changed.

Ladies together, metamorphosis together, joy together, sand sculpture together.

Anyone who sees the way they get along now will sigh: Ah, they are really good brothers.

Dao Xi smiled and raised the phone.

Look, they laughed so happily and joyfully, it would be a shame not to take pictures for a while.

Click.

Brothers who calmed down: "..."

who am I? where am I? What am i doing?

The elder brothers who changed back to their clothes seemed to be back to normal, trying to conceal the posture of a male god, pretending that the joyous sand sculpture behavior of mentally retarded children had not happened just now.

"Sister Qing, what shall we do next?"

"Continue to target that group of spicy chickens from the Bai family?"

"Sacking is quite enjoyable."

Dao Xi pressed his hand to signal them to be quiet.

She curled her lips and said domineeringly: "It's not just the Bai family, but I want the four big families!"

Children do multiple-choice questions, she wants them all!

At present, the internal development of the entire ancient martial arts is also relatively deformed, not only the Mei family, just like the last dynasty, each family has more or less dirty things.

Breaking the roots of the Mei family is the main task, and the final point settlement is estimated to be A. Clearing the entire ancient martial world is estimated to be a hidden task, and you can safely get an S.

She can't tell the truth.

But to put it another way, Dao Xi said with a bewildered smile: "The ancient martial arts world now reveals darkness everywhere, and each family suppresses each other... I want to change something... My brothers are my biggest support... Let's clean it up together. Darkness...greeting the dawn..."

The brothers were silent for a while.

Then hi.

Almost everyone has fantasized about becoming a special existence. Dao Xi now gave them a reliable goal and plan to "save the world", and suddenly felt that their meaning in life had become noble and great.

In short: they cheer up!

Mei Chengyue suddenly said: "Then we will wear the clothes of Balabala Little Demon Fairy when we attack next time~"

Dao Xi: "..."

The magical girl saves the world, nothing wrong.