The Strongest Wizard Becomes a Countryside Guardsman After Taking an Arrow to the Knee

It's a hot spring when I get back to work.

I want to go into the hot springs every day for my knees.

"Try to actually go into some hot springs. If you like it, I'll lend it."

Yes, the village chief told me to go to another hot spring.

"I thought the hot springs were close to the guard cabin."

"Wahu?

"I'm fine now, but I'm in trouble when it's winter. If you're far from the cabin, don't cool it down."

"Wafufufufu"

I nod when I say Femme is the best.

"I don't care if it's far away."

"You're gonna catch a cold in the winter, huh?

"It's not like an inferior organism. I don't have a cold or anything."

"Ah."

"Ah."

Unexpectedly, me and Millet spoke out at the same time.

Vivi is a long way off.

"Hey, what's up?"

"No, it's nothing, is it?

"Yeah. Nothing, right?

"Fools don't catch a cold," they say among people.

But I'd be mad if I told Vivi that.

"Fools don't catch a cold, do they?

A young collet says plainly.

When I heard that, Vivi was staring at me.

"Al, you didn't think you'd catch a cold because you're a straw fool, did you?

"Chi, no."

"Wahoo."

Fem was laughing or he rang in a weird voice.

While this is happening, we arrive at the hot spring.

"Millets, you can come in first."

"No, Mr. Al will come first."

"No, what did you say..."

"Straw, come in first!

Making a hairless concession, Femme went in because she was frightened.

With Fem in, Vivi stops trying to get himself in.

It's my job to wash the fem. I have to get in first.

"Well, excuse me first"

Take your time.

Millet smiled. Vivi seemed a little sorry.

After entering the hot spring building, I look closely inside.

They say if you like it, you can keep it for yourself. You should make a good observation.

"Isn't that pretty good?

"Wahoo."

This spa was an open-air bath.

Even when it comes to the open air, it is safe to say that it is invisible from the village.

I can see the river flowing down in the distance. I can also see the woods.

Beautiful day.

"I can't even peek, but can you use invisible magic?"

That's what I said. When I saw Fem, Fem was sticking his forefoot in hot water or pulling it in.

"What are you doing?

"Wahoo."

Femme tilted her neck.

Today, for now, I'll wash you off Fem's body.

"Wow, wow."

"You know, I thought,"

Femme looks at me as she sounds comfortable.

"Fem. Don't you have intelligence?

"Don't be rude."

"No, because... You know, he was playing with hot water earlier, and he was a complete dog."

"It's Extra-Heart"

"Most of these days, I don't say waffles."

"Because people only have a fragile law of communication called words, they don't know."

"It's a non-verbal way of communicating, shaking your tail, right?

"Fools, there are many other ways to communicate."

I look at Femme with cold eyes when she starts suddenly.

"Heh."

"Kuh, put your own stupidity on the shelf, what disrespect"

Almost simultaneously when you finish washing your repentant Femme's body.

When I tried to start washing my arms,

- Ragged.

"Mr. Al, I'm here to flush your back!

It was Millet.

I wrap a bath towel around it. But because of this, the valley of the chest is emphasised.

My thighs are revealed to a rather dangerous position.

"No, Millet, because I appreciate your feelings, but I'm fine"

Don't hesitate.

Millet smiles and approaches, kneeling beside me.

I look at Femme like I'm asking for help.

Femme knows if it's payback earlier. I was dogging in the hot tub.

"Come on, be nice to me."

With that said, Millet touches my shoulder from behind.

Millet's hands were just a little limp and supple.

I will stop resisting and be made an adult, but I will remain.

"Mr. Al's back, you're pretty scratched"

"Well, I was an adventurer."

"It's cool"

Millet's ears are red even though she hasn't even touched the hot tub.

That's when Vivi and Colette came in.

Vivi is also wrapped in a bath towel. Colette is walking around fine and petty.

"Well, back wounds are a disgrace to knights."

"I'm not a knight, and you even came in Vivi"

"I hope it's bad when you come in!

"No, it's bad. Think common sense."

There is no common sense in knowing that heterosexuality is in it.

"Wawa is a demon tribe. It's also a noble demon tribe. I'm not trapped in the common sense of such an inferior creature."

"No, Vivi said the mixed bath was insane before."

"Hmm. Isn't that insane in human common sense? I didn't just think."

"Heh."

While we were talking, Vivi was washing Colette and doing it.

After washing, Colette...

"Femu."

I ran to the hot tub.

"Femu."

"Wafufufufu"

Cross over the fem or hang hot water together. I'm having fun.

As I watched the Colettes, Milette came forward.

"I'm done with my back."

"Thank you, Millet"

"I'll move on."

"Huh?"

Millet crawled her fingers into my chest.

"No, no, because I can just wash myself before"

Don't hesitate.

"I'm not reluctant or anything, because I'm really fine"

Strongly, I said no.

"Mmmm."

With a slightly dissatisfied millet in mind, Vivi came.

"Hey. Al! Flush the back of a straw."

"Yeah, why me?"

"It's an honor."

Millet catches such a vivi.

"Yes, yes, Vivi will flush your back, too."

"No? I wish Millet had washed her own body. Let Al flush your back."

"Yes, yes, I'll see you next time"

"Mmm."

Millet is washing Vivi and doing it.

I'll head to the hot tub in that crevice.

"Old man, Fem, you're good at swimming!

"Right. That's great."

I'll tell the Demon Wolf King he's swimming and playing.

Femme punched me in the face with her tail.

"You want to kneel, old man?

"It hurts, but it's not unbearable."

"It hurts. Then why did Colette give it to you?"

Colette stroked me.

"Thank you. I think I'm in pain."

"Eh heh."

Colette laughs happily.

When I grab it in the hot tub, I feel it staining my knees. I also feel like I have pain.

Knees always hurt. But it's not unbearable.

I remember my father at a hotel I knew saying my back hurt.

Maybe that's how much my pain is.

Although I don't know because I don't have back pain.

No, my father at a former adventurer's tavern said his joints hurt on a bad day.

It might be closer that way.

Either way, I can live my daily life. But adventurers are tough.

Adventurers need to keep running long distances or carrying heavy stuff.

Besides, the more you fight, the smarter your enemies will spot your weaknesses. They might use it thoroughly if they spot you with weak knees.

And often I don't even have time to rest during my adventures.

"Hot springs are good after all"

"Colette likes hot springs too."

A pleasant voice echoed the hot spring.