The Strongest Wizard Becomes a Countryside Guardsman After Taking an Arrow to the Knee

There are hot springs in the village of Murg.

Daily use by villagers is the Great Hot Springs in the center of the village.

Trying to get there, the village chief called me off.

"Mr. Al. I can certainly recommend that, but there's a better place over here."

"Ho?

The village chief walks out of the village.

"There are several hot springs in the village of Murg. Some of them are not usually used."

"Why is that?

"… that's because it's hard to manage"

"I see."

"My predecessor, the village chief, has been making too much out of it. It's almost closed now, except once every six months."

"Did you?"

The village chief stops and smiles.

"Well that's why we have extra hot springs. So we lend it to villagers for a low price, on the condition that they are responsible for managing it."

"Ho?

"And this is the entrance to the hot springs we rent at home"

It was a beautiful cabin there. Looks like a well maintained and cleaned building.

"Use this one as you like, Al"

"Is that okay?

"Of course it is. I don't mind borrowing it, but I knew I'd go to the Great Hot Springs in the center. Because from the position of village chief, we have to have a lot of contacts with the villagers."

It's a tough job being a village chief. I guess he hears requests and picks rubbing buds while entering the hot springs with the villagers.

"If you like it, you can dedicate it exclusively to Mr. Al. Oh, there's no problem with Mr. Femme getting in."

So the village chief left.

Because of the village chief's last words, Fem stares at me with a tremendously glittering eye.

"Bye. I'm coming in. Fem, wait."

"Knock."

I don't use pronunciation, I rub my body like a dog.

Really sloppy.

"You don't have a choice anymore. You can come in, but don't get violent or dirty."

"Naturally."

"Huh."

Suddenly the reading flew in and I was a little surprised. I was relieved to see the fem.

I'm going to the hot springs with Fem.

I came to the village of Murg because of it, but I barely went into the hot spring. I had to wipe my body with a wet cloth.

It would be because of years of adventurer guts stained.

"You can't go in the hot tub until you've washed your body."

"! Wah, I know"

The fem that was about to jump in stopped frightening me.

As I wash my body, I also wash my fem. I thought it would break out, but Fem was a grown man.

When I wash my body, it is a hot tub that I cannot wait for.

"Phew."

"Wahoo."

It feels good to have a little hot water. Fem seems comfortable too.

"Dogs, don't they hate baths?

"Femme is not a dog"

"Don't wolves hate baths, too?

"Femme is not just a wolf"

"Right."

"Wahoo."

…………

……

"Hot water seems to stain my knees."

"I don't know what that means."

I feel so good even in the summer. Let's feel better in the winter.

I hear the winter in the village of Murg is pretty cold. Is there no hot spring near the guard cabin?

After being soaked for a while, it comes up.

"It's time to leave."

"A little more."

At that time, a voice was heard from the stripper.

"You don't have to take a bath or anything!

"Say that. It's gonna get dirty."

"Hmm! It's not like an inferior creature!

"Oh, wow."

"The Demons also have metabolism, so if you don't take a bath, you'll smell sweaty or dirty, right?

"You don't stink!

Two girls and a toddler girl came in with a cute fuss.

Was there a mistake?

I hid in the shadows.

"Why are you hiding?

"No, because..."

Femme hides with him as he covers his neck.

"Look, Vivi, you have beautiful hair, so you have to wash it properly"

"Wrinkles don't have to be washed."

"Colette can already wash herself!

I can hear the girls having fun.

"You... Big for an elf."

"What's wrong? Vivi."

"Shut up! I'll do this."

"Hia!

"I am - your sister's tits won't come out rubbing!

What are you doing? I don't know.

Because all I can hear is my voice. I haven't seen it. Because I'm a gentleman.

"It's bright red."

"Huh?

I'm definitely getting confused. I might have climbed it.

Thinking about using ice based magic for a moment to cool your head, etc.

"Ah, old man! There's Femme too!

Colette found me.

"Come on, Mr. Al?

"I guess I've been trying to wiggle my straw limbs, obscene devil mentor!

Vivi's thrown bath barrel hit me straight in the head.

From there the memory ahead is uncertain.

I couldn't help but put it up.

I just remember Millet rushing over and two big somethin ', something soft, pressed against my body.

When I woke up, I was knee-pillowed by a millet in a stripper chair.

For some reason, I was already wearing clothes.

"Oh, I'm awake!

"He's pathetic. Exactly inferior creatures."

Millet looks happy. Vivi was somewhere dissatisfied.

And they both used to flaunt me at our side.

"Excuse me. Thank you. You bothered me."

"You said, you let it go up?

Colette approaches me on Femme's back.

"Hmm. Looks like it."

Assuming I'm an S-class adventurer, I'm not sure I can climb up.

"The Hot Springs here are a mix of Demon Ore magic, so wizards are probably susceptible to getting drunk"

"Hmm?"

Was it more of a magic sickness than an upside down? It dropped a little.

Still, I can't possibly get this drunk.

When I got up, Millet went to get some water.

"Old man."

"What's up?

"Millet, you let your old man have his pants."

That said, Colette finally gets soft on.

"... I think I could owe Millet a big one"

"Wahoo."

Fem's eyes seemed frightened somewhere.

Out of the hot spring, the sun was setting. There is only a slightly cooler breeze than during the day.

When I closed my eyes to the feeling, Femme licked my hand with a pepper.