The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

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Questionnaire interview object: Luo Binghe x Shen Qingqiu

Moderator: Flying to the sky

Questionnaire provider: system

A mission was issued to the system that flew to the sky.

A weird questionnaire.

The whole questionnaire does not know what to investigate, and the more the problem is, the more unsatisfactory the problem is.

However, if he is unsightly, he will have to score points instead? !

After abandoning (not a few pounds or two) of dignity and pleading for Shen Da, Shen Qingqiu finally made it difficult for him to promise him to raise the big one. No, he raised the apprentice to complete the questionnaire.

So, the following is the actual situation of the aircraft.

Shang Qinghua: "What is your name?"

Luo Glacier just heard this problem when he sat down. He looked at his brow and was not pleased: "I don't even know the name, what else?"

Shang Qinghua: "What is your age?"

... To tell the truth, Shen Qingqiu really does not know the specific age of this body. He rushed to Tsinghua and looked up: "You shouldn't be more clear?"

Shang Qinghua turned his brush and his heart. He didn't think about this question. It was better than random, so he made two numbers in a random picture.

Shang Qinghua: "What is your gender?"

There were three mentally handicapped questions in the opening ceremony. Luo Binghe had dismissed the answer, and Shen Qingqiu could not bear it: "It was divided into the green Dingding pure love channel. What do you say?"

Shang Qinghua silently crossed out more than 30 similar nonsense questions behind the questionnaire and asked again: "What is your personality?"

Shen Qingqiu thought for a moment and said, "Okay."

Luobing River Road: "I don't know."

Shang Qinghua: "What about the other person's personality?"

Shen Qingqiu counts one by one: "Love crying, girl heart, love brain, middle two sick, greasy and sticky."

The water in the eyes of Luo Binghe flickered, it seems to be dismissed, a little hurt, or he answered the question: "The character of Shizun is of course the best. It is gentle and powerful, and considerate."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Suddenly a little embarrassed, what happened!

He coughed twice and changed his mouth: "This kid's character is actually pretty good. There is a special advantage especially rare. Obedient, this is enough."

Luo Binghe cheeks halo.

Shang Qinghua is dry: "When did the two meet? Where is it?"

He knows the answer to this question!

Luo Binghe Road: "The first time I met the Master, it was just after the entrance examination of the Cangwu Mountain School..."

Shen Qingqiu was not very comfortable. At that time, Luobing met not with him, but with original goods. Moreover, it was not a good memory.

He shook his head: "Over, too!"

Shang Qinghua: "Is the first impression of the other party?"

Luo Binghe continued to recall, fluttering in the air: "The immortal who is tall and unreachable."

Shen Qingqiu honestly said: "A small steamed buns." Still a handsome guy.

Shang Qinghua: "Who do you like each other?"

Shen Qingqiu's kindness and kindness: "Enough to listen."

Luo Bingjiao: "I like all the teachers."

Shang Qinghua: "What do you hate?"

Luo Binghe decisively said: "No."

Shen Qingqiu saw that he was so arrogant that he was so moved, and he was very moved. He also said: "No."

If you really said something that you hate, let him cry out in front of an outsider, then you can lose an adult...

Shang Qinghua: "How do you call each other?"

The Luobing River is so boring, and turned to say: "Master, these problems are really inexplicable. What are we doing here?"

Shen Qingqiu calmly said: "Glacier. Just go through the scene. Just save your uncle."

Shang Qinghua: "What do you want the other person to call you?"

Luo Binghe blushed.

Shen Qingqiu was so shy when he saw him, and there was an unpredictable feeling in his heart. He said: "Over! Have passed!"

Shang Qinghua sees a point of blast, and starts to say: "What have you passed? Every question has been passed, and there is nothing to ask. Ice brother... I will tell you and say it!"

Luo Binghe took a look at Shen Qingqiu, whispered: "Like the usual husband and wife called each other."

Shang Qinghua immediately said: "Shen Da, ice... The teacher wants to hear you call Xiang Gong, you heard no?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "You shut up."

Shang Qinghua: "If you use animal metaphors, do you think each other is?"

The Luobing River does not think about it: "Linlin White Crane."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Animals can't think of it. Plants are there. Black lotus."

Luo Binghe does not understand: "Master, is the lotus also black?"

Shang Qinghua: "If you want to give each other a gift, you will choose? What gift do you want?"

Luobing River Road: "As long as the Master speaks, I will offer anything."

Shen Qingqiu honestly said: "It seems that there is nothing special to want."

As the head of a peak, there is really nothing that is hard to get. Think about it this way, there is a sense of waste sitting in Jinshan.

Luo Binghe Road: "Then I want to respect the Master, I will stay with me for three days."

Shang Qinghua licked the tip of the pen and muttered: "Why don't you just stay with you forever?"

Luo Binghe shook his head: "The Master will be unhappy."

Seeing him stunned*, like a sorrowful woman, Shang Qinghua is stunned, but Shen Qingqiu is very calm: "You, this child, are thinking again, and it will be unhappy for the teacher."

Shang Qinghua: "To what extent has your relationship progressed?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "All that has been done, and what should not be done."

Luo Binghe pleaded: "Why should there be something to do? Does the Master think that we... shouldn't it be done?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "No. If you really shouldn't do it, the teacher won't let you do it."

Shang Qinghua: "Where are the first date of the two?"

Luobing River Road: "The Magic Flower Palace Dungeon."

Shang Qinghua: "..."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Ice brother, do you call that date? !

Shang Qinghua: "How was the atmosphere of the two at that time?"

Luo Binghe: "Not very good."

Isn't it a way to describe it with "not too good"?

Shang Qinghua: "Where is the location of frequent appointments?"

Shen Qingqiu held his chin with one hand: "Open your eyes and see him. Close your eyes and see him. Isn't this all the time?"

Luo Glacier carefully said: "Is the Master respected?"

Shen Qingqiu touched his back and said: "No. You just think much."

Shang Qinghua’s heart, with Ice Brother, is not right, with the ice girl, really fucking!

This is only a few questions, Shen Da has smashed him three times! This blx is broken and sticky, when is it a head!

Annoyed!

Shen Qingqiu is like a kindergarten teacher with children!

Shang Qinghua: "Which party will confess first?"

Luo Binghe: "I."

Shen Qingqiu: "Of course it is him."

Shang Qinghua: "What will the other party do to make you feel nothing?"

Shen Qingqiu's hand is helpless: "He can't help if he cries."

Luo Binghe: "I am angry when I am angry."

Shang Qinghua snorted, shaking his legs, and remembering the heart in his heart: it was exactly the same as the kindergarten children and kindergarten teachers!

Shang Qinghua: "What makes you feel the heartbeat is the best when you are together?"

Luo Binghe said seriously: "When you touch your head, teach me."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Hey, when tears are asking me for something."

Luo Binghe continued: "I still have you, when I beat me..."

He was so intoxicated that Shen Qingqiu seemed to be used to it early.

Shang Qinghua silently added a note next to the name of Luo Binghe: the sickness of the disease.

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever lied to each other? Are you good at lying?"

Just after asking this question, he wrote the three words "lie" in the confidence behind the name of Luobing.

Luobing River Road: "Yes. But it will never be!"

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever quarreled? What kind of quarrels are there?"

Shen Qingqiu sighed: "There is a lot of noise. I don't know what it is for."

Luo Binghe said: "What are you doing with these questions? You are not happy with the teacher."

Shang Qinghua's booth: "Quiet me."

Shang Qinghua: "How is it better afterwards?"

Shen Qingqiu waved: "Hey save the world!"

Shang Qinghua: "Is the relationship between the two recognized or confidential?"

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Have you heard of Chunshan hate?"

The next question, all the way to the lower limit rushed. Shang Qinghua cleared the scorpion: "Is the attacker or the recipient?"

Luo Binghe does not understand: "What do you mean?"

He really doesn't understand, Shen Qingqiu is pretending not to understand, shaking his head: "Who knows what it means, has passed."

Shang Qinghua: "Why is this decided?"

Shen Qingqiu thought for a moment: "I don't know, it's so inexplicable. Probably... look at him poorly?"

Luo Binghe wondered: "I still don't know what to ask."

Shen Qingqiu patted his head and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Anyway, you don't suffer."

Shang Qinghua: "What is the location of the first skin pro?"

Shen Qingqiu just wants to answer, Luo Binghe rushed: "Qing Jingfeng."

Shen Qingqiu: "Buried..."

Luo Binghe once again screamed: "Qing Jingfeng, bamboo house."

Shen Qingqiu thought, well, Luo Binghe will not recognize the first failure. Qing Jingfeng is quiet and clear, there is nothing to fight for, how to answer with him, does not correct.

Shang Qinghua: "What was the impression at the time?"

Shen Qingqiu does not say anything.

If you tell the truth, then there are only three words: "pain and pain", too much in front of others.

Luo Binghe was frustrated: "The teacher is very good. But I am useless."

Shang Qinghua: "In the morning of the first night, what is your first sentence?"

Luo Binghe: "Master, breakfast is done."

Shen Qingqiu: "Don't say anything, put on your clothes first!"

Shang Qinghua: "How many times is the same room per month?"

Shen Qingqiu thought: "Who is such a thing so busy? Also, why has the problem been developing in a very strange direction?"

Luo Binghe seriously said: "Absolutely count, three days and one night. If the teacher is happy, occasionally willing to let me touch it once in two days."

Shang Qinghua bite the pen, and brushed the record and said: "This is not scientific... According to my setting, it should be no problem from the beginning of the month to the end of the month."

Shang Qinghua: "In general, what is the location of the skin?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "He has a obsession with the bamboo house."

Luo Binghe smiled and nodded: "Yeah."

Shang Qinghua: "What is the [哔] place you want to try?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Where to go, do not change, what place to change."

Luo Binghe calmly said: "Hundreds of peaks."

Silence around.

Luo Binghe calmly said: "Hundreds of battles show the battlefield."

Shen Qingqiu = mouth =: "... lying trough?!"

Shang Qinghua: Don't be desperate or shameless! ?

Shang Qinghua: "What are the two people's appointments when they are [哔]?"

Luo Binghe: "You must tell me if you are hurt. Certainly!"

Shen Qingqiu: "Don't cry!"

Shang Qinghua: "I said, have you made a mistake in the meaning of the word "contract"?"

Shang Qinghua: "If you don't get the heart, you have to get at least the idea of ​​*, do you agree or disagree?"

Shen Qingqiu disagreed: "Luther...the idea of ​​the loser."

Luobing River Road: "No heart, what to use."

Shang Qinghua is so sad: Luo Binghe is in his pen, obviously it is a peerless horse that only pursues meat. The strong sister [绝对] definitely has two digits...

He knows that in this strange world, Luo Glacier became the foundation, but how did he step by step and fall to this point!

Shang Qinghua: "If the other party is raped by the mob, what do you do?"

This question is too surreal.

Shen Qingqiu was speechless for a long while, saying: "Who can't think of it, he will **** him..."

Is it not possible to find a good way to die when you are looking for death?

Luo Binghe gathered his sleeves, and slowly said: "Become a man, throw it into the abyss, and then think of other ways, and slowly concoct to death."

Shang Qinghua: "If a good friend tells you that I am lonely, so only this evening, please... and ask for a skin kiss, will you?"

Luo Binghe said indifferently: "I don't have friends who don't know shame. I don't need friends."

Shen Qingqiu bowed his head and scraped the tea, and took a sip. "I don't have it."

Luo Binghe suspected: "Is it? Liu... Uncle Shi will not do this kind of thing?"

The tea sprayed on the ground.

Shang Qinghua returned with a clean dress and continued to ask questions.

"Do you think you are good at sex? What about the other party?"

Shen Qingqiu, hehe laughed. Luo Binghe is sobbing. Shen Qingqiu saw him in such a cloud, and he was unspeakable. He was pity in his heart and turned to Shang Qinghua. He said: "Which pot does not open? Which pot?"

Shang Qinghua’s ears: “I’m blaming me anyway.”

Shang Qinghua: "Is there an interest in □?"

Luo Binghe: "What is that? Master, why do I not understand more and more things?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Hey. Just ask you, I don't like me to beat you, I don't like me to marry you, or I use a needle to tie it, use a hot iron, you have no feeling."

Luo Binghe was a little shy, softly said: "It is both the teacher and the disciple, how can the disciples not like it."

Shang Qinghua was amazed, and he wrote a pen: "Luobing is very interested in □ □!"

Shang Qinghua: "What is more painful in the house?"

Luo Binghe: "Too small."

Shen Qingqiu: "It's too big."

Shang Qinghua secretly swears that a teacher and a teacher are shameless, and write a pen: "Take your own understanding!"

Shang Qinghua: "Is there something that the recipient has taken the initiative to seduce?"

Shen Qingqiu pointed to himself: "I? Is it like that kind of person?"

Shang Qinghua muttered: "It's hard to say. Actually, you look straight too..."

Shang Qinghua: "Where do you like to be kissed by the other side?"

Luo Binghe: "Forehead, fingers, lips, all places."

Shen Qingqiu said helplessly: "Actually... this child will not kiss, only bite."

Shang Qinghua: "What is the best way to please each other in [哔]?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Is he boasting progress?"

Luo Binghe: "Don't cry."

Shang Qinghua’s pen is like a wind, and the absent-mindedness adds a sentence: “Shen’s request is really low.”

Shang Qinghua: "What would you think of at that time?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Who is this questionnaire? Is there any experience? At that time, what else can you think of in addition to a blank in your mind!"

Shang Qinghua: "Would you take off your clothes or help each other?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Let him come, I don't have a few clothes to wear."

Luo Binghe argued: "Master, at that time, how can I still control the power?"

Shang Qinghua: "How many times a night?"

Shen Qingqiu said with a headache: "How many times? Who is really counting this thing?"

Shang Qinghua turned a page and still has to ask again. Luo Binghe, who has long lost patience, sneered: "I really want to know, count today, go back and tell Shang... Uncle, don't do it!"

Luo Binghe really is an action faction, saying that the number is counted, Shang Qinghua has not yet reacted. He has picked up Shen Qingqiu and said: "I will not be accompanied!" The door is coming out, the mountains and rivers are strong, the wind is blowing into the room, and he just wrote it. A stack of questionnaires was blown to the ground.

Shang Qinghua’s mouth twitched, and he squatted down, licking a few, half awkward, and suddenly smashed.

"Shen big... mission... I haven't asked... The system won't give me some time so soon!"