The Rise of the Writers of the Republic of China

Zhou Hexuan boiled the mutton and asked back: "Brother Ha, do you really believe that Immortal Liu knows magic?"

Fan Ha'er was stunned, and replied: "I'm afraid I can't explain this kind of thing clearly."

Zhou Hexuan explained: "The day before the fight, I asked Commander Liu about the Taoist's customary spells, so I had already prepared it. His talisman paper ignites without fire and looks supernatural. In fact, the talisman is stained with white phosphorus. White phosphorus The ignition point of paper is very low, ordinary paper needs more than 100 degrees to ignite, and white phosphorus can be ignited at 30 degrees."

"The one that turns into ice when it touches water?" Fan Haer asked again.

"Liu Daoshi hid the saltpeter in his sleeve. Every time he chanted a mantra to splash the water, he would quietly throw a piece of it in. Because the amount of saltpeter is relatively small, it melts quickly when it enters the water, so it is difficult for others to find it," Zhou Hexuan said with a smile, "the saltpeter The method of making ice was invented in the late Tang Dynasty. In the Song Dynasty, some people used saltpeter to make iced drinks in summer and sell them for money.”

"Sounds like this," Fan Ha'er barely understood what saltpeter and white phosphorous were, although he didn't know what substance saltpeter and white phosphorus were. He asked, "What about you? Why did you turn the entire pan of water into ice all at once?"

Zhou Hexuan smiled and said: "Under normal circumstances, water will freeze when it reaches zero degrees. But if there are no condensation nuclei, the water below zero is still water. Such water is called supercooled water. I have already made a basin of supercooled water. Cover it with a thick towel to prevent the supercooled water from contacting the condensation nuclei in the air. Just uncover the towel and touch it lightly, and the supercooled water will freeze immediately.”

The more Fan Haer listened, the more confused he became, so he could only smirk and said: "Brother Zhou is still knowledgeable, and those who have drunk foreign ink know more than us rotten Qiuba."

"Haha, this is called science." Zhou Hexuan had studied at Peking University in his previous life. Although he was a liberal arts student, how could he not understand basic physical and chemical knowledge?

The two ate hot pot and chatted while drinking. After drinking for three rounds, Fan Haer unbuttoned his belt and said with a big belly: "Brother Zhou, I'm going to Shanghai in two days, do you want to go play together? "

"I still have business to do in Chongqing, so I won't accompany you." Zhou Hexuan said.

"That's what you have to do. You are busy with your work," Fan Ha'er said, "I built a Fan Zhuang at the Shangqing Temple in Chongqing, and it is estimated that it will be repaired this year. Next time you come to Chongqing, go directly to Fan Zhuang to find me. The two brothers have a good time talking about the past."

"I will definitely visit you when the time comes," Zhou Hexuan raised his glass, "I will toast Brother Ha again, and wish you a smooth trip to Shanghai."

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, it's done!" Fan Ha'er raised his neck and drank.

The two of them got drunk and left the restaurant respectively. Zhou Hexuan returned to the hotel with the support of Sun Yongzhen.

As soon as he returned to the hotel room, he saw a few more people in the room - Luo Zezhou, his attendants, and a lovely and pitiful girl.

Zhang Mouzhi said urgently: "My son-in-law, you are finally back, this military master has something to do with you."

Luo Zezhou leaned over in a fawning manner, and said with a smile, "Immortal Venerable, the disciple has come to greet you, and even brought a meeting gift for the Immortal Venerable."

What the hell?

Zhou Hexuan looked at the girl suspiciously, only to see that she was wearing a coarse cloth dress, and her family background should be very ordinary. But the girls cut their hair short to the ears. In Sichuan, where the atmosphere is relatively conservative, most of them belong to progressive female students.

Luo Zezhou explained with a smirk: "Master Xian, are you still satisfied with this girl? My disciple specially helped you find her. Her name is Yang Shufen. She studies in an enlightened school and can write articles and speak foreign languages."

Zhou Hexuan said angrily: "How dare you rob the women!"

"Xianzun, you misunderstood, I didn't snatch it," Luo Zezhou said hastily, "I spent 300 oceans to buy it from her mother (parents) with real money, absolutely no forced buying or selling!"

"Get lost!" Zhou Hexuan was too lazy to talk nonsense with this bastard.

I never expected that the girl named Yang Shufen actually knelt down to Zhou Hexuan with a plop: "Mr. Zhou, please, just accept me. I can do everything from washing and cooking to you. newspaper."

Zhou Hexuan sweated profusely, supported the girl and said, "Get up!"

"If Mr. Zhou doesn't agree, I won't get up." The girl was so anxious that she burst into tears.

Zhou Hexuan instantly understood the situation, the girl had already been bought by Luo Zezhou. And Luo Zezhou is a demon king, if Zhou Hexuan doesn't accept her, the girl's end will be very miserable.

What the fuck is wrong with this?

"Alright then, you will follow me from now on." Zhou Hexuan decided to send the girl home another day.

The girl was overjoyed and kowtowed again and again: "Thank you, Mr. Zhou!"

Luo Zezhou was also happy, and the bastard warlord said with great anticipation: "Xianzun, can you accept me as your personal disciple?"

Zhou Hexuan put on a straight face and coughed: "Hey, I don't accept disciples in the mortal world, and I don't pass on the magic of the immortal family."

Luo Zezhou hurriedly said, "It's okay to be a registered disciple, I don't learn magic."

Zhou Hexuan showed a look of embarrassment, and finally let go: "Then I will accept you as the only registered disciple."

"Thank you, Master!"

Luo Zezhou knelt in front of Zhou Hexuan, and shouted at his attendants: "Hurry up and set up the incense altar, I want to kowtow to pay homage to my teacher!"

Zhou Hexuan looked displeased, and shouted: "Whose father are you?"

"Don't dare, my disciple is wrong." Luo Zezhou looked terrified.

What is this mess?

Thirty years after the taxation of land in Sichuan, treachery and robbery have committed all kinds of crimes. The "Emperor Luo" Luo Zezhou that everyone fears is actually a fool who believes in gods!

Isn't he afraid of what he has done, that he will go to eighteen levels of hell after death?

Luo Zezhou had been prepared for a long time, and the incense and candles were quickly put on the table. He kowtowed several times while holding the tea, and looked at Zhou Hexuan expectantly.

Zhou Hexuan stretched out his finger to touch Luo Zezhou's forehead, pretending to be a ghost, and said: "I don't stick to customary etiquette in accepting disciples, and now I give you the dharma name 'Tongxu'. To join my sect, you must abide by the three precepts."

Luo Zezhou said, "Master, please explain."

"First, do not harm the common people, can you abide by it?" Zhou Hexuan asked.

Luo Zezhou froze for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes."

Zhou Hexuan added: "Second, we must abide by Chinese orthodoxy. If foreign barbarians invade China, such as the Japanese, you must serve the country loyally. Are you willing to abide by it?"

"Yes." Luo Zezhou replied immediately.

Zhou Hexuan continued: "Third, you must respect your teacher and respect the way, and you must not deceive your teacher and destroy your ancestors. Have you ever written it down?"

"I remember." Luo Zezhou said.

"Okay then, make an oath." Zhou Hexuan said with a smile.

Luo Zezhou immediately raised three fingers and swore: "Disciple Luo Zezhou, whose Dharma name is Tongxu, is now worshiping under Emperor Donghua's sect, and he must abide by the precepts of the master's sect. In the future, he must respect the master, treat the people kindly, and support the Chinese orthodoxy. If you violate this oath , heaven and earth will be destroyed, and the five thunders will strike!"

Zhou Hexuan chanted a spell indiscriminately, slapped Luo Zezhou on the head violently, and threatened: "I have imprinted the imprint of the immortal family on your soul, as long as you break your oath, you will have no peace after death, you cannot be reincarnated, and you will be alone for thousands of years." Ghosts."

Luo Zezhou was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he quickly said: "This disciple must not break his oath."

Zhou Hexuan counted and said: "You will have a catastrophe in the near future, and you must do good deeds to resolve it. Remember, remember!"

"Disciple, remember!" Luo Zezhou said in surprise.

Zhou Hexuan just said it to scare this guy, but what he didn't expect was that he was allowed to.

Just like in history, not long after Luo Zezhou left Chongqing and returned to the station, a mutiny broke out because of his harsh treatment of soldiers. He was severely investigated and punished by his superior, Deng Xihou, and after he was released, he went to join Li Jiayu. From then on, he became more convinced of Zhou Hexuan's supernatural power.

Although this guy did not change his nature and still extorted violently, he eventually died on the front line of the Anti-Japanese War, which is much more glorious than committing suicide by swallowing cigarette cream in history.