The Paper Fruit Among the Pirates

"Asshole!"

On the roof of the largest building in the town, a group of pirates is entrenched here.

"If you can't even catch a thief, what's the use of keeping you? Are you juggling—"

Among a group of pirates, the pirate captain sitting on the throne was furious, his huge nose was flushed red!

The captain was dressed as a clown, with a white skull pattern painted on his forehead, two blue scratches slanted across his eyes, a big red nose, and red lipstick.

Wears a clown hat with long blue hair hanging from the hat. Wearing red and white long sleeves, a purple scarf around his neck, white gloves, blue pants, clown shoes on his feet, and a captain's trench coat behind him.

Although this shape is really powerless to complain, but the deterrent:

"Captain, it's not just the female thief, she also has a boss, a very powerful master..."

Several pirates with bruised noses and swollen faces hurriedly explained, roughly to the effect of "It's not that our army doesn't work hard, but there is a Gundam on the opposite side."

"What kind of master, how many floors are there?"

"captain,"

The young man at the gate came up to report.

"The thief came to the door by himself..."

"Very well, bring—"

"Wait, she came back by herself?!"

What is this operation? I don't understand... Forget it, let's see what the other party has to say first.

The captain dressed as a clown waved his hand, and someone immediately went downstairs to bring him up. That is:

bang,

A strong Luffy tied up with a rope was thrown to the ground, while Nami with short orange hair smiled slightly at the vicious pirates around and the captain dressed as a clown.

"Captain Bucky, he asked me to steal the chart."

"I captured him and gave it to you, and brought back the sea chart~~"

"Nami, you lied to me!!"

Luffy, who was tied up by the opponent's sudden attack, wriggled on the ground like a caterpillar.

Ah this...

"here you go!"

Although I don't know what the situation is, but the B grid still needs to be maintained. The clown-looking Captain Bucky smiled charmingly, "But...what's going on..."

"I had a falling out with my boss,"

The girl named Nami answered calmly.

"I've had enough of him, so please let me follow you."

And Luffy, who was locked in an iron cage, could only pout angrily, "Hmph, I don't want you to be my partner anymore."

Ah this...

"Shou, enough? ~~hahahahaha~~, what an interesting woman." Nami's words first stunned the pirates on the roof, and then burst into laughter.

"very good!!"

The clown-looking Captain Bucky stood up and opened his arms.

"The charts of the great voyages were lost and found,"

"I got a new partner..."

"Let's have a party, little ones!" he announced loudly. "Cheer, eat and drink! Then—"

"Go all out in the next battle!!"

"Oh oh oh oh~~~"

"Long live Captain Bucky!!"

"A toast to the captain,"

"A toast to the treasure!"

"Done~~"

The pirates with all their hands and feet quickly served all kinds of beer, cooked food, knives and forks! Then spontaneously formed a small group and started the happiest time for the pirates:

Big mouthfuls of meat, big bowls of wine, big scales for gold...

"New here, let's fight for wine!"

"Okay~~"

After drinking down a few pirates in one breath, the atmosphere on the scene was even higher! A pirate who couldn't hold his breath at the edge looked at the girl of "Smiling Proud Heroes" with envy and fear, and turned his elbows to the person next to him who was only focused on eating meat.

"Hey, do you want to try it too?"

"No, I don't drink."

········

"Ah, that's a pity." The pirate, who can't drink, forked a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, as if he had overlooked something in a trance.

—————

Hmph, I don't drink a lot.

After knocking down several pirates in a row, Nami, who had no new 'challenger', smiled triumphantly.

As long as you continue to drink like this, when these pirates are drunk, she can steal the nautical chart back again, and she can also steal all the treasures of this Bucky pirate group by the way!

The so-called pirates are such a group of simple-minded things...

"Hello~~Hello~~~"

Facing the pirates who were eating and drinking wildly in front of them, Luffy, who was starved in an iron cage, started angrily: eat iron!

Click, click, click,

The end is a good mouth, the iron cage has worn out the tooth marks——

"Hi, boss."

Crouching in front of the cage, the girl named Nami looked at Luffy in the cage.

"How do you feel? You're so gullible, yet you dare to call yourself a pirate..."

"I'm hungry!"

"I want to eat meat~~"

However, the minds of the two were not on the same channel at all. Nami, who felt that she was "playing the piano to the cow", had no choice but to pass the food in her hand into the iron cage. It feels like feeding something, and then:

chew, chew,

"good to eat."

"You're a good man—be my mate,"

Facing Luffy whose attitude changed again, Nami was speechless.

"I do not want it!"

"Do you know your situation? You will be sold as a slave, and then you can only die miserably in the mine..."

"but,"

She changed her tone, "If everything goes well, it's not impossible for me to steal a key and let you go—"

"Puff hahahaha~~~"

At this moment, the sound of footsteps and exaggerated laughter from behind interrupted Nami's words, and the clown-like Captain Bucky walked over with figure-of-eight steps.

"Wearing the straw hat, your subordinates are good."

"She is not my subordinate!"

"I understand, I understand, after all, she betrayed you~~"

Captain Bucky waved his hands 'magnanimously', but the next second, he lowered his head, and horror crawled onto his face!

"Anyway, you shouldn't steal from me, Bucky," he said, waving his hand directly, "Pull 'that' over!"

rumbling,

A huge front-loading smoothbore gun was pushed over. Although it was only the oldest firearm, the thick gun body and the barrel that could squeeze people into it all showed its horror!

And the direction the muzzle is aimed at is exactly:

Luffy locked in an iron cage!

"This is the 'Bucky Bullet' I made," the clown-looking Captain Bucky took out a cannonball the size of a human head! His pirate logo is also painted on it.

"One shot can blast through a building!"

With the shell loaded and the fuse reinstalled, a box of matches was thrust into Nami's hand.

"Come on, Nami."

The clown-like Bucky pointed to the straw hat Luffy in the iron cage.

"Send your 'ex-boss' a ride with my 'bucky bomb' and join me in world domination!"

In an instant, cold sweat rolled down the face of the girl named Nami.

pirate,

It's not just 'simple-minded', but also 'heinous'.

"Hey, hey, Captain Bucky..."

"Don't...don't let this guy spoil our interest," the girl with a stiff face tried to pass the test. "Let's continue drinking..."

"kill him."

However, Captain Bucky, who looked like a clown next to her, just glanced at her slightly, his cold murderous aura made Nami speechless, and then the other party flicked the captain's coat, turned around and left gracefully.

"Blow him up!"

"Blow him up!!"

"Hurry up~~~"

"Hahaha,"

"It's time to gamble~~~"

"Look at the last 'a few bucks' left on that guy—"

········

The sound of pirates laughing wildly was all around, and for a moment, the pirates who were drinking and chatting in an 'honest' manner just now showed their 'very evil' fangs!

Miserable... If I don't kill this guy... I will be killed...

kill? Or was he killed?

Faced with this choice, the girl named Nami trembled slightly, and she turned to look at the straw hat boy in the cage. ——The other party has no grievances or enmities with him, and he has saved himself once. Although he said that he is a pirate, but look at that stupid...

"Hey, you're scared."

Luffy in the cage looked at the girl who controlled his own life and death with a confident smile.

"Without enough determination and preparation, it is impossible to rashly deal with pirates."

"Heh...heh... what determination,"

"Are you determined to kill casually?"

Facing Nami's rhetorical question, Luffy smiled heartily.

"Wrong! It's the determination to 'fight for your life'!"

Hum,

At the edge of the pirate group, the corners of the mouth of the young man who was burying his head in eating slightly raised his mouth.

"Hey!! Nami!"

Behind him came the urging of the clown captain Bucky, "Hurry up, don't spoil everyone's interest! Or say:"

you want to die

Kill, or be killed—

"Rookie, can't you even light a fire?"

A pirate who couldn't stand it snatched the match in Nami's hand, and then moved to the lead with a skillful stroke. "As long as it's—"

Boom!

A stick hit him hard on the head, knocking the pirate to the ground.

? ? ! !

"what are you doing?"

"Nami, what do you mean?"

"It's against you!"

Oops, accidentally...

"What are you doing, you really are my partner."

"Shut up, idiot!"

With her back to the iron cage behind her, holding an iron bar, Nami gnashed her teeth and swore in resentment.

"I don't want to become like these pirates who killed my most important people!"—— Trampling life wantonly.

"Oh, no wonder you hate pirates so much..."

"Heh heh heh, it doesn't matter if you are reluctant to do it, or you have other plans." The clown captain on the other side pointed with a gloomy face, "How dare you fool me, Captain Bucky, I want you to know what cruelty is! Go—"

A group of pirates rushed over immediately.

"Nami, I want you to be my partner!"

And the teenager who was eating on the edge also stood up, took out a napkin from the palm of his hand and wiped the corner of his mouth.

"Ruined·····"

Facing the surging number of pirates, the orange-haired girl looked desperate. She is just a thief, facing a group of murderous demons, the only end is:

Bang——

The figure flashed, and all the pirates who rushed up flew back backwards!

A figure stopped in front of Nami, and his iconic mantra.

"You guys did it first,"

one hit...

Where is the sacred...

"Roman!"

Luffy's happy voice in the cage behind him made the boy in front of Nami turn around, revealing a handsome face, and:

Disgusting look.

"Yo, Luffy."

"I haven't seen you for a while, why is it so long?"