The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"What's the point? Master, we donated it! You are someone with real skills. This temple is too shabby. We donated 500,000 to you to repair the temple. Master gave a card number, right?" The monkey had Passing the lesson in front, immediately interrupted Wu Changxi's words.

When Founder heard it, he was overjoyed. If it was divided, he couldn't ask for it. If you donate, you can stay. As for the bank card, he has one, which just happens to work.

Founder Road: "Amitabha, thank you a few donors."

"Master, you see, it's almost noon. Lunch ..." The fat man grinned, touching his belly and licking his tongue. The meaning could not be more clear, this product hit the idea of ​​Founder's Rice!

Fang Zheng smiled slightly and said faintly: "This temple is a small temple. Regardless of food and accommodation, Shi is mainly hungry, or he should go down the mountain quickly."

The fat smile suddenly collapsed: "Master, can't you stutter? Anyway, we also filled the water tank."

Founder shook his head and said, "Water is fine, and rice is not fine. The last time was because you were exhausted and did n’t eat for a day, so I gave you food to avoid being hungry on the mountain. This time, some people still go down the mountain. If you want to eat in the temple, It will be enough when the temple is promoted to a medium temple. "

The fat man had no choice but to look at this small temple and asked: "Master, when will the temple be upgraded?"

Founder shook his head slightly: "The temple upgrade looks at the incense and the scale. At present, I don't know ..."

The monkey patted the fat man on his shoulder and said, "I want to eat, go back and find a way to help promote the temple."

The fat man could only think about it, and was about to leave. The fat man suddenly called out, "Master, are you wearing shoes?"

The founder's moon-white monk's clothing was very long. In addition to the snow, one foot went down, his feet fell in the snow, and the monk's clothing was covered. It was impossible to see that Fangzheng was not wearing shoes. What's more, everyone was watching the game before, who would watch Founder's feet?

Hearing the fat man shouting, the monkey and Wu Changxi also looked down. Although the Founder's foot could not be seen, the footprints they stepped on were very clear. Without a shoe print is a complete footprint!

"Master, what are you doing ...?" The monkey asked in shock.

Fang Zheng heard the words and smiled bitterly: "What is it? He is practicing poor power! Without cotton shoes, he can only live barefoot with the protective ability of the moon-white monk's clothing ... Although it is still cold, it will not freeze Bad. It's better than putting on his broken shoes, losing the protection of the monk's clothes, and then freezing into a dog. "

However, Fang Zheng said, "Amitabha, the poor monk is strong, and this temperature is nothing."

"I see, the young man slept coldly and relied on firepower! Hey! Master, are you dry? Or can I help you find a girl to help you release the fire? I know, it's uncomfortable. ... hey hey ... "

Before the fat man finished, Founder turned around and lifted the weight of more than 180 kilograms of fat, threw it out the door, and declared a Buddhist slogan: "Amitabha, shit!" The door closed!

The fat man was dumbfounded, and the monkey and Wu Changxi who followed them stared angrily at the fat man. The monkey and the fat man were polite: "Your grandson, what did you just say? The master is a good monk, and you want to introduce him to a lady?" Your head is so funny? "

The fat man wiped his nose and said remorselessly, "Did I also think about the master ... **** This thing, how can I quit, it is bad for the body."

"Not good? See if I don't fight, you're getting better! This time is fine, you can't go to the temple in the future, you accompany me to the water!" The monkey riding on the fat man was a beating, the fat man pushed away the monkey, the wolf crying ghost No. ran down the mountain.

A few people all the way down the mountain, the monkey patted his head, no bank card number!

However, the monkey was also savvy, immediately found WeChat, searched for nearby people, and found the Founder's WeChat, added it as a friend, and then did not transfer the money. Direct WeChat transfer.

At this moment, Founder is depressed.

"System, my stomach fire, really can't vent it?" Founder was just when the lads were full of anger, and no one said it was okay. How could Fang Zheng be unmoved when he was a fat man? However, the heart will return to the heart. As a future master, there is still some basic concentration, especially the system's sudden sentence: "Beware of impotence." Founder threw the fat out decisively ...

"Yes!" The system replied with certainty.

Founder was relieved and laughed, "How about it?"

"Find a woman," the system said.

"Really?" Founder's eyes lit up instantly.

"As long as you are not afraid of impotence for a lifetime, feel free." System said.

Founder was instantly half-dead with breath: "Can't you finish talking in one breath? Will you die if you don't pant?"

"No, but communicating with a fool requires skill."

Founder: "# ＠ ￥ ％ # ……% &"

Founder: "There is really no way."

"Have."

"You're serious, can you give me a way to work?" Fang Zheng was almost out of temper with the system.

"Reciting the Buddhist scriptures, the natural state of mind is peaceful." The system is very serious.

Fang Zheng erected a **** to point to the sky, and shouted, "Uncle Grandpa!"

Click! Boom!

Two thunders landed in front of Fang, and Fang Zheng was dissatisfied: "I said this gesture and words together, should I count one?"

"I said two and two, and if I didn't agree with you, I would scold and try again."

Founder pointed at the sky and shouted, "Your uncle!"

Click! Another thunder fell before him.

Then Founder shook his sleeves and left!

"It's a short sentence," the system reminded.

Founder snorted: "If you let the Sajia scold two words, just scold them? Why did the Sajia listen to you?" Another scold? There are three chances a day, and the fourth time is to be split on the body, the Founder is not stupid.

Back in the backyard, Founder took out his mobile phone and turned it around. It turned out that he had added a friend to apply, and when he saw it was a monkey, he added it at will.

As soon as the result was added, the monkey transferred 500,000! Incidentally: "Master, the bank card is too much trouble, and it was transferred directly on WeChat! So, monkey, I am a bull, right? The transfer limit is so domineering, haha ​​..."

However, Founder didn't look at the text at the back, but stared at the zero behind the half a million ass! Checking with fingers, one by one: "One, two, three, four, five ... Whoops, how much did five zero come from? Count again, one, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand. 100,000 ... 500,000 ... ha ha ha ... system, I finally got rid of poverty, ha ha ... I will eat crystal rice in the future! "

The system ignored him at all.

The Founder counted the money and gave the monkey a sentence: "Amitabha."