The Mightiest Little Peasant

"It seems... this crew is not as bad as I imagined!"

Wu Tian looked around and muttered.

No matter the equipment or the setting, they are all top-notch, but the director and a group of leading actors are all not top-notch.

What a waste!

He muttered again, then grinned, and shouted to the surroundings: "Hi everyone, I'm Wu Tian, ​​you must know me! I'm here to report! Happy cooperation everyone!"

As soon as the voice fell, there was a silence in the shed, and everyone turned their heads to look at him.

Wu Tian stood there, enthusiastically waving around.

However, everyone looked indifferent, glanced at him, then withdrew their eyes and continued to work.

Wu Tian froze there immediately, with embarrassment on his face.

I rely on!

He cursed secretly, a little angrily.

After all, he is also a third-tier actor, well-known, and he is considered the biggest actor in this movie, but this group of people actually ignore him! It's so irritating!

Damn, isn't it just a broken crew! What's so embarrassing!

He cursed inwardly angrily, seeing those people ignoring him, he walked aside.

At this time, those few staff members came over, and behind them were five "zongzi".

He suddenly became curious and walked over.

"Hey! Brothers, you have worked very hard, isn't it hot?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to pat a dumpling on the shoulder.

All of a sudden, the few staff members stopped in their footsteps, and when they looked back, there was a bit of a strange look on their faces.

When the hand patted on that shoulder, Wu Tian shivered all over, as if he had patted on a piece of ice, it was very cold.

"Wow! What kind of clothes are these, why are they so cold, brother, can you bear it!"

As he said that, Wu Tian pushed back the white hair on the chest of the rice dumpling, trying to find the seam of the clothes, but he searched again.

Nothing was found.

I looked behind me again, but there was nothing there.

"Strange! Why is there no zipper? This layer of hair, can't it just grow on the body like this?"

At this time, the shed was quiet again.

Everyone looked up, with strange expressions on their faces, as if they wanted to laugh, but they tried not to laugh.

Wu Tian touched Zongzi's body and muttered: "Brother, you are so skinny, you are almost bone-less!" Then, he grabbed Zongzi's hand and looked at it.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, he was shocked when he saw it.

This hand really only has bones.

He froze instantly and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Fuck! It's so realistic! It must be a prosthesis!" He comforted himself.

"Brother, you are really disabled!"

As he said, his eyes fixed on the other hand, and after a closer look, it turned out to be the same.

He was stunned.

I rely on! Both hands are broken? This guy is too miserable!

Then, he glanced at the face, which was sunken, distorted, with a little white hair, and looked terrible. Especially in the eye sockets, there is nothing but two dim lights.

After staring closely for a while, Wu Tian trembled all over, his hairs standing on end.

It's so realistic!

It's like a living zombie!

For a moment, even he was a little suspicious. However, how could there really be zombies in this world, it must be because the makeup is too good.

"Haha! How is it possible!"

Thinking of this, he gave a dry laugh, stretched out his hand, and touched the eyes.

Then, the smile on his face froze.

Because he didn't touch anything, the eye sockets were really empty.

His eyes widened suddenly, his whole body trembled violently, and his face was pale.

At this moment, he was almost out of his wits.

Nima! This is a real zombie!

At this time, the staff on the side came up and took off the talisman on the top of the head. The zongzi moved, grinning, showing a fierce look.

Wu Tian's figure flickered, his eyes turned white, and he just fell down straight.

"Hahaha! Another idiot who took the initiative to touch it!"

A group of people burst into laughter.

"Hurry up, drag him aside, come on, let's start!" the rascal Taoist yelled.

Soon, filming began.

And that Wu Tian, ​​who had been in a coma for a long time, finally woke up slowly.

He felt like he had a very terrible and absurd dream.

"It's just a dream. How could there really be zombies in this world!" He comforted himself.

Rubbing his forehead, he raised his body and heard the sound of fierce fighting coming from one side.

Turning around and looking, he was stunned again, his eyes almost popping out.

In his line of sight, several figures in Taoist robes were fighting fiercely with something, the brilliance was shining everywhere, and the scene was extremely hot.

If this scene appeared in a movie, it would be normal, because special effects were added, but this shit is reality! Where did this shiny special effect come from?

What frightened him even more was that the opponents of those Taoist priests were the zombies that appeared in his dream.

Under extreme fright, his eyes turned white, and he fell down straight again.

After a long time, he finally woke up again.

Sit up and look, it seems that the shooting is over, and all the zombies are gone.

Everything seems to be normal.

"Haha! It must be a dream! Think about it! How could such absurd things happen!" He laughed dryly, and became lively again.

He took out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, touched his pocket, but remembered that the lighter was left in the car.

Looking around, he saw a guy with dead makeup, obviously playing the role of a corpse.

"Hey! Playing tricks!" He shouted very bluntly, "Come here!"

Not far away, Tang Hao was startled.

"Yes, it's you who are calling, you who are playing tricks, quickly find me a lighter and light it for me." Wu Tian sat there, putting on airs, with a bossy look on his face.

"Don't add a dead word, thank you! There is dignity in playing tricks." Tang Hao rolled his eyes and said.

"Yo! A dead-on-the-job guy who dares to talk back to me, do you know who I am?" Wu Tian yelled.

Tang Hao glanced at him and said, "Your name is...Wu Tian, ​​right! I seem to have a little impression."

Wu Tian suddenly became proud.

But then, the man turned around and said to the surrounding staff, "Remember to take good care of this guy."

"Yes, producer!"

When Wu Tian heard this, he was instantly stunned.

"Producer...producer?" He trembled, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"Stupid! He is our producer, and he is playing tricks!" Someone sneered.

Wu Tian felt like crying.

Nima! It's fun for a producer to play a dead body!

"Oh! By the way, he is not only the producer, but also the old director of our Haotian Group, the big boss!" Someone whispered.

When Wu Tian heard this, his figure flickered and he felt dizzy for a while.

God!

This guy is the big boss of Haotian? A person with a net worth of billions?

What a joke!

At this moment, he wished he could slap himself.

"Come on! Sign this non-disclosure agreement. During the filming process, everything you see cannot be leaked out. Of course, even if you leak it, no one will believe it."

"Boy, don't doubt it, it was all true just now!"

After hearing these words and holding the agreement, Wu Tian was completely dumbfounded.

Is everything true?

God! Using real zombies to film, how perverted is this crew?

Moreover, there is also a producer who likes to play corpses, what a weird crew this is!

For a moment, he felt like crying.