The Master of Metaphysics is The Movie Queen

For nothing else, it's too stinky. The chicken coop of this farmer has probably not been cleaned for a long time. Yu Chuxue smelled it and glanced at Zhong Xinyi. Zhong Xinyi probably did not expect that the production team should be so bad, she I really don't want to catch a chicken.

You Xingyu walked over to them, "What's the matter?"

Zhong Xinyi said silently, "It smells so bad."

You Xingyu looked at the chicken ring, and the host camera turned to follow.

The barrage of the live broadcast screen is also brushed up, "6666666, this production team is real."

"No way, I can smell it all across the screen."

"I'll vomit for a while first."

"I'm going, Xingyu, don't enter the chicken coop!"

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When You Xingyu heard what the three said, he walked directly to the chicken coop, but these chickens couldn't be so easy to catch.

When a stranger came in, the chickens in the chicken coop immediately flew up. The chicken coop was originally filled with chicken feces and chicken feathers. When it flew, the chicken feces and chicken feathers floated everywhere, and the flavor became even greater.

Yu Chuxue and Zhong Xinyi screamed immediately, it was too difficult to catch a chicken.

Seeing that You Xingyu had gone in, Guo Yuankai could only bite the bullet and walked into the chicken coop. However, these chickens saw too many people and ran faster. Lu Yongyi shook his head. How could it be possible to catch a chicken like this? He silently approached the inside from the side. A chicken, the scene was in the middle of a chicken flying dog jumping, I saw Gong Qingyao stretched out his hand to grab a chicken from the air, "Okay."

Everyone didn't seem to know what happened, Zhong Xinyi said first, "Great, I finally caught the chicken."

Guo Yuankai wore a chicken feather and panted, "How did you catch it."

"It came from my hand." Gong Qingyao said.

Everyone:...

I'm so angry, but I still have to smile.

In any case, it is always fun to catch a chicken.

You Xingyu said, "We can't take other people's chickens for nothing, so let's clean up this chicken coop."

This should have been said by Yu Chuxue, but Yu Chuxue looked at the chicken coop and didn't want to say it. Guo Yuankai and Lu Yongyi immediately helped clean it. Yu Chuxue and Zhong Xinyi didn't want to enter the chicken coop, so they ran to the side by fetching water.

After Gong Qingyao tied the chickens, he went back to the farmer and asked if he could pick some vegetables. The farmer's household consisted of three people, an old man, a middle-aged woman and a child.

The middle-aged woman said, "Go pick it."

In return, Gong Qingyao cleaned up all the weeds in the field. When You Xingyu and the others cleaned up the chicken coop, they found that Gong Qingyao even cleaned up the field. It seemed like Yu Chuxue and Zhong Xinyi. No labor was paid.

When everyone was thinking this way, they saw Yu Chuxue and Zhong Xinyi coming over. Zhong Xinyi probably guessed what everyone was thinking and immediately explained, "I just went to the surrounding area with Chuxue to take a look. There is an abandoned house over there, and Chuxue and I The house has been cleaned up, and I can rest there later."

Yu Chuxue continued, "It's okay to spend the night there."

You Xingyu was noncommittal, "Let's go, get lunch ready."

"By the way, there is a lotus pond in the east, we can cook lunch there." Yu Chuxue said.

Everyone moved the ingredients to the lotus pond. The three men ran to the lotus pond and took a shower. Then they washed their clothes and dried them on the boulder beside them. Guo Yuankai smelled his body, "Mom, this smell finally No, we can prepare lunch."

Soon several people discovered that there was no pot here, how to cook.

Yu Chuxue said, "Why don't we go to the farmer's house to borrow a pot."

Guo Yuankai said that this method is feasible.

You Xingyu said, "Don't have to be so troublesome, we can be a chicken."

"What about the seasonings?" Yu Chuxue asked, feeling a little dissatisfied. She wanted to bundle up with You Xingyu to fry CP. However, up to now, You Xingyu didn't even care about her at all, and even always refuted her. Yu Chuxue thought of Wei Mingyi again. At the beginning, the person said he wanted to praise her, but when she came here, she discovered that this reality show was a small production cost, and she was really unwilling. But at the moment she can't say anything. After all, this is a live broadcast. Although I don't know how many netizens are watching the live broadcast, Yu Chuxue must always ensure that he is in the best condition when facing the camera.

Ai Xiaoyun, who was sitting in front of her mobile phone and watching the live broadcast, looked at Yu Chuxue's performance, and a glimmer of praise flashed in her heart. Although there was a sponsor behind her, she had to say that Yu Chuxue himself still had a trace of ability. Ai Xiaoyun took another look. Gong Qingyao in another window, she didn't say a word on the desk today, but for some reason, Ai Xiaoyun felt that she would always turn her attention to her.

Unlike Ai Xiaoyun, Mao Liqiang always pays attention to the number of live broadcasts. From 5,000 in the morning to 20,000 at this meeting, the data is much better than he expected. The barrage of the live broadcast has not disappeared, but it is big. Part of it is traffic brought by You Xingyu. Many people have gotten up at this time, so the number of people watching the live broadcast is slowly increasing. Mao Liqiang believes that today's data will exceed 50,000!

On the other hand, Yu Chuxue and Zhong Xinyi went to borrow pots, but the pots of the farmers’ households were so big that no one wanted to borrow them, so in the end they only brought back some seasonings such as salt and vinegar. Lu Yongyi killed the chicken by the lotus pond, while Guo Yuankai went there. The lotus pond picked some lotus leaves and washed some mud out. You Xingyu was busy building the stove.

There was a bamboo forest on the way to the lotus pond. After Gong Qingyao put the greens on the edge of the lotus pond, he turned back to the bamboo forest. The cameraman followed Gong Qingyao, and the comments on the Internet were read again.

"I turned over the previous live broadcast. This person is called Gong Qingyao, and I don't think there is much to say."

"It's not that I don't talk too much, I hardly talked."

"What do you say she is going to do?"

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Gong Qingyao didn't know these comments, she walked into the bamboo forest, and with a "pop", a bamboo was cut off by her bare hands.

Most people know that bamboo seems thin but full of toughness, and usually uses a sickle to chop bamboo. It is very rare to break bamboo with bare hands like this.

If it wasn't because the bamboo breaks were not so smooth, everyone thought it was because the production team cut the bamboo in advance.

Netizens watched this scene and immediately picked up "666666666"

The cameraman looked dumbfounded, this, this is too powerful.

After Gong Qingyao broke the bamboo, he looked for a sharper stone around, polished the stone back and forth, and then cut the bamboo into six points.

The cameraman stared at everything in amazement. It usually takes a long time to cut bamboo with stones, but the girl in front of him probably didn't use it for five minutes.

After the bamboo was divided, Gong Qingyao moved the bamboo horizontally and cut it to the right from the top, so that it became a bamboo that could hold things. After doing this, Gong Qingyao returned to the lotus pond.

The three of Lu Yongyi have marinated the chicken and are wrapping the chicken with lotus leaves. Zhong Xinyi saw Gong Qingyao coming back and asked, "Qing Yao, where are you going."

Gong Qingyao took the bamboo in his hand and shook it twice, and then washed the bamboo with the water in the lotus pond. Zhong Xinyi asked curiously, "Is this preparing bamboo tube rice?"

Guo Yuankai asked, "Bamboo rice, do we have rice?"

Zhong Xinyi immediately replied, "We can borrow without us."

Gong Qingyao poured water into the bamboo, "This one is used to cook green vegetables." He said that he sprinkled some salt on the bamboo, and then stuffed the green vegetables into it.

Zhong Xinyi nodded, "No wonder I said that ordinary bamboo rice is opened from above, and this bamboo is opened from the side."

The three men have already buried the chickens. At this meeting, everyone thinks of another question, "What if there is no fire?"

Gong Qingyao picked up a branch, then found a wooden board, dig a small hole in the wooden board with the stone just now, and put some small wood chips on it.

Guo Yuankai on the side laughed, "I said Qingyao, do you still plan to learn from the ancients to make fire? I tell you, this is not..."

Maybe the flame was burning before the two words were finished. The people at the scene were dumbfounded, and the netizens watching the live broadcast were blown up.

"Fuck, am I dazzled?"

"Drilling wood to make fire??"

"My God, the fire is really rising."

"Too 6666666, I just saw her take a branch and drill twice at random, and the fire started."

"Give you all the knees, okay."

"Just click on the live broadcast. I didn't expect it to be quite interesting. I plan to watch it."

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Guo Yuankai looked at the growing fire, and suddenly felt a little pain in his face.

Yu Chuxue didn't expect Gong Qingyao to steal her limelight. She could only smile, and Zhong Xinyi immediately clapped her hands, "Qing Yao, you are amazing."

Even You Xingyu nodded rarely, and for a while, there were cracks in Yu Chuxue's smile.

Gong Qingyao put the bamboo tubes into the fire one by one, covered them with bamboo slices, and then waited slowly.

"I'm looking forward to it," Zhong Xinyi said.

In fact, apart from Gong Qingyao, the six of them seldom cook their own food in the wild. Seeing things in the fire, they all follow Zhong Xinyi and look forward to it. Taking advantage of this time, everyone chatted, and even Lu Yongyi said a few more words.

Half an hour later, Gong Qingyao said, "Okay."

As he said, he blasted off the fire above, and several men immediately began to dig the chicken below.

"Be careful." Yu Chuxue said.

"It's okay." Guo Yuankai shaved out the chicken with a branch.

Several people opened the mud with stones, and the lotus leaf that wrapped the chicken inside had turned dark green. The three of them took the lotus leaf away, and there was a fragrance of fragrance, which immediately aroused everyone's appetite.

You Xingyu tore off a chicken leg and handed it to Yu Chuxue. Yu Chuxue happily took it, "Thank you."

You Xingyu tore off another chicken leg, and handed it to Gong Qingyao, who accepted it without hesitation.

Zhong Xinyi saw You Xingyu tear off another chicken wing and handed it to herself, "Thank you Xingyu."

The rest of the chicken was divided up by the three men. It was indeed time for the meal. Even though the chicken was a bit salty, Zhong Xinyi and Guo Yuankai on the side kept shouting delicious, and the barrage of netizens was also brushed up.

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Good luck, eat chicken tonight. .

Oh no. .

I don't play chicken. . .