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"Yes, it's the man who sings out of tune in your eyes."

Pan Chengchen said with a smile.

When he heard Ye Rongrong sing for the first time, Pan Chengchen was almost scared to pee, but after many times, Pan Chengchen got used to it.

Although I think Ye Rongyao's singing is unpleasant, but there is no lack of man's sunshine. Hearing him singing makes me feel especially safe.

"Chenchen, I didn't think of him, he is the magical elder brother Ye that you often mention in your mouth." Ma Yuewen said in surprise.

You must know that the "Peach Blossom Tea" that Ma Yuewen is using now comes from the hand of this mysterious "Big Brother Ye".

"What do you think Big Brother Ye looks like?" Pan Chengchen asked while looking at his girlfriend with a smile.

"In my opinion, this eldest brother Ye should be like the master hermits on TV. How can he sing out of tune like this, and he is full of vulgar jokes."

Ma Yuewen said.

This is not the same as the master you imagined?

It's better to meet someone if you're famous, but this Big Brother Ye, it's better to be famous if you meet him. The image is too different.

It simply subverted Ma Yuewen's image of "superior" in his heart.

"Don't speak ill of my brother glory."

Xiao Si'er glared at Ma Yuewen unhappily and said.

You bitch, how do you know how powerful my brother Glory is?

With your role, you can hear Brother Glory sing, which is a blessing you have cultivated in your eight lifetimes, and it is entirely the light of your own daughter-in-law.

Now that he even dared to speak ill of his brother Glory, Xiao Si'er couldn't take it any longer.

You know, this little Si'er is Ye Rongyao's brainless fan.

"Hey, Xiao Si'er, are you defending your Glory brother like this?"

Ma Yuewen looked at Xiao Si'er in surprise, knowing that he was his wife's good sister. For the glory of brother, this Xiao Si'er had the guts to talk to him like this in front of his daughter-in-law.

Isn't he afraid that he will blow the wind in front of his daughter-in-law?

"Wenwen,

You don't know Brother Ye. When you get to know him, you will find that he is the perfect man, the kind of man that women want most in their lives. "

Pan Chengchen said. It's enough to get in touch with Ye Rongyao, and Pan Chengchen, like Xiao Si'er, has become Ye Rongyao's brainless fan.

The wedding car team was stopped before they took a few steps. These people were all asking for cigarettes, and the man's best man had to solve them.

Ye Rongnan took the bag, took out a pack of Huaxia cigarettes, and handed it to the person blocking the way.

But people are not satisfied. After all, a pack of Huaxia cigarettes is not enough for this group of people.

In fact, under normal circumstances, the neighbors near the wife's house will stop the wedding car and usually give a pack of Huaxia cigarettes, basically all of them.

Everyone begging for cigarettes is just for a festive occasion.

But today these people can't easily let the wedding car go there. After all, they can hire such a luxurious wedding car team, which shows that the man's family is good. Is this pack of Huaxia cigarettes enough?

Finally, I took six packs of Huaxia cigarettes before letting the wedding car go.

In general, this section of the road will stop the wedding car at most once, otherwise, it will be a bit inauthentic.

Soon the vehicle entered the national road, and the speed also increased.

Speaking of the marriage car, it was better in Xiaojiang Town, but not in Shuitou Town next door. On the streets of Shuitou Town, no wedding car would pass by in broad daylight.

Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to open the secret, and they will be stopped. In the past, some people thought that their family was rich and got married during the day. They started and stopped for more than three hours in Shuitou Town. People are going to hundreds of thousands.

This is definitely a fortune.

If the family conditions are poor, don't think about driving the wedding car in the daytime, and the marriage will not be possible.

So people in Shuitou Town get married basically at night.

And before the wedding, except for a few close relatives, no one knows what time the bride will come in the evening.

Even the date of marriage is told to relatives and friends on that day, and they are also kept secret.

Afraid of leaking the news, someone will be waiting at the intersection at night to ask for red envelopes

"Brother Glory, the wedding car in the back has stopped."

Ye Rongnan said to Ye Rongrong who was driving the car.

"what happened."

Ye Rongyao looked through the rearview mirror of the car and did find that the wedding car had stopped.

"I'll go down and see."

After Ye Rongyao parked his Audi Q7 to the side, he opened the door and walked out.

"what happened?"

Ye Rongrong walked to the front of the wedding car and saw a fat man in his thirties lying in front of the wedding car, not letting the wedding car go.

"I was driving and suddenly ran out of such a man blocking my car. Fortunately, I braked in time and crashed without letting me."

The driver of the wedding car said to Ye Rongrong depressingly.

Thinking about the scene just now, the driver of the wedding car was frightened. These people who touch porcelain really want money or death.

If you don't step on the brakes in time, it will definitely kill you.

"Touched porcelain?"

Ye Rongrong asked suspiciously.

"He said he didn't touch porcelain, he wanted to make money."

said the driver of the wedding car.

"I really want money and not my life."

Ye Rongyao was speechless. In these days, for money, a lot of people really lost their lives, and even vehicles traveling at high speed dared to rush over to stop them.

"Hey, fat man, how much do you want?"

Ye Rongrong glanced at the fat man lying in front of the wedding car, and found that his spirit was somewhat abnormal, and he belonged to the kind of person whose mental development was somewhat incomplete.

For this kind of person, Ye Rongyao was too lazy to care about him, and was going to give him money to let him go.

After all, the troubles encountered along the way from picking up the bride to the bride's arrival at home are basically solved by the groom's best men.

The woman's family and relatives do not need to take action, which is also a test for the man.

"One hundred yuan, not even a cent less."

The fat man was lying in front of the car and said vaguely.

"One hundred, here."

Ye Rongyao handed the fat man one hundred yuan from his pocket.

Fatty took one hundred yuan in one hand and ran away immediately, because he was afraid of being beaten.

"Mr. Ye, why give him 100 yuan? Just drag him to the side." said the driver of the wedding car.

"Forget it, this person has a problem with his brain, why bother with him, that is, 100 yuan, today is a happy day, don't be disturbed by any unhappy things."

Ye Rongyao shook his head and said.

In fact, looking at this fool reminded Ye Rongyao of a childhood friend who, like this fat man, was born with poor brain development. He was a teenager and had the same IQ as a five- or six-year-old child.

However, his father earned a lot of money from working abroad, and he received treatment abroad, but we are not connected with each other, and we do not know whether his illness has been cured or not.

The matter was resolved, and the pair continued to drive.

When the wedding car entered the entrance of the village, it was stopped by the good-hearted villagers again. They wanted to have a wedding banquet, and sent a few packs of Huaxia cigarettes before the wedding car entered Taoyuan Village.

Seeing that the welcoming car came back, Xiao Si'er's eldest brother immediately set off firecrackers.

After ten minutes of crackling.

Ye Xiangnan ran over to open the car door, the bride Xiaosier got off the car first, then opened the red umbrella and took the bride out of the car door.

According to the custom in the countryside, the bride can't see the light outside when getting off the wedding car (formerly a sedan chair). It used to be a red hood, but now few people wear a red hood, and almost all of them use red umbrellas instead.

The two walked through the Hongmen hand in hand and walked to the new house at home.

When the bride arrives at the man's house, her first stop must be her new house.

Xiaosi'er's parents hurried over to greet the in-laws, while Xiaosi'er's sister-in-law gave each driver of the wedding car a red envelope and a red towel.

Ye Rongyao took two red envelopes and two towels. After all, Ye Rongrong was both a driver and a best man today.

The wedding didn't end until three o'clock in the afternoon, and the guests went back one after another.

"My wife, I'm sorry."

On the way back, Ye Rongyao took Liu Qingqing's hand and walked to the house.

"Husband, why did you suddenly say sorry to me?"

Liu Qingqing was a little puzzled and didn't understand why his man suddenly apologized to him.

"Looking at Xiao Si'er's wedding, thinking about the scene when you married me, I really feel wronged."

Ye Guangyao said apologetically.

When I got married to Liu Qingqing, I had nothing, except that my mother bought two sets of clothes for Liu Qingqing, and they held a dozen tables of banquets, which was considered a wedding.

In this way, Liu Qingqing became his wife in a confused way.

Thinking about it now, Ye Rongyao felt like he was in a dream.

At that time, with such a simple wedding, Ye Rongrong never thought that Liu Qingqing, who was as beautiful as a fairy, would be willing to marry him.

"Husband, the wedding is not important. The important thing is that I have married the right person in my life, and you have married the right person in my life. You say yes."

Liu Qingqing said.

In Liu Qingqing's view, the most important thing in a wedding is not the form of the wedding, but the two men and women who get married.

If it is suitable, no matter how simple a wedding is, it will be extremely happy in this life, but if it is not suitable, no matter how luxurious the wedding is, it will end up being a slap in the face.

"Yes, the happiest thing in my life is to marry such a beautiful wife as you."

Ye Rongyao hugged Liu Qingqing happily and said.

"Hehe, the happiest thing in my life is marrying you."

Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongyao affectionately and said.

If someone said two years ago that he would marry a farmer, Liu Qingqing would never believe it, because they were in different life worlds.

But fate is so mysterious, combining self and Ye Rongrong who are no longer in the same living environment.

"One hundred years of cultivation can cross the boat together, and one thousand years of cultivation can lead to sleep together."

This is the fate of me and my husband who practiced for thousands of years in the previous life.

"Ouch..."

Suddenly Liu Qingqing cried out in pain.

"What's wrong?"

Ye Rongyao hugged Liu Qingqing nervously and asked.

"It's not you. Why do you say these nasty things? Our children can't listen anymore, and they all kicked me."

Liu Qingqing rolled her eyes at Ye Rongyao and said.

It feels so good to be cared for by my own people. Although my stomach hurts now, Liu Qingqing is very happy.

This is the crystallization of the love between myself and my husband, and my children are greeting me.

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